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In Photos: Britain’s Oldest Prostitute Is Back

by | 19th, May 2014

sheila-vogel-coupeSHEILA Vogel-Coupe is back in the news. Connected X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel is the star of Channel 4’s My Granny The Escort. The Sun says Sheila is “Britain’s oldest prostitute — who charges £250 an hour for romps with men as young as 20.”

Adult woman has legal sex with mature men. Read all about it. When the story broke that Sheila was an embrace for hire, Sheila’s income suffered, as she told us: “Katie joined the X Factor and went to the press. She has ruined my career. I’m afraid she has. But I still wish her well and I love her.”

Sheila operated under the name Grand Dame Cecilia Bird. In 2010, the News of the World wrote about her in the story ‘Gum and get it’. The Sun called her the ‘£250-an-hour crinkly tart’ today in its customary cheapo recap of its sister paper’s exclusives.

Sheila entertains frustrated men in need of intelligent conversation, charming company and a harmless ejaculation while cradled in her arms.

Now Sheila tells the telly: “They see something about me. It is a nice feeling. Often men call me up and say, ‘Will you please go on talking as you are turning me on.’ I know I am very, very sexy.”


Although Sheila is Britain’s oldest prostitute, she is not the only granny on the game.

No **** Sherlock. I means, does the Sun read the adverts for “30 secons granny sex” in its own classified’s section?


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