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Cheryl Cole Calls The Celebrity Baby Ordering Service

by | 14th, September 2008

THE People advertise the news that Cheryl Cole, of the Chelsea Coles says: “I want a baby with Ashley next year.

Well, what’s one more, alleged puking, diamond-pooing little darling? But before the world can welcome into its bosom anther Ashley Cole, Cheryl needs to call Anorak’s Celebrity Baby Ordering Service.

Says Cheryl: “I want to start working on that baby.”

No sooner said then ordered. Winding its way to Cheryl is a pint of Cole Cocktail (a pint of Malibu, hint of crème de menthe and soupcon of Harmony hair spray.)

“Me and Ashley have some time together so that we can enjoy each other as a married couple before anything else.”

Or anyone, allegedly…

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