HOW the Goblin Shark got its name:
BILL Cosby and his mind:
Celebrity gif of the day: Nicholas Cage wants to dance:
HUMMING birds are not native to the British Isles. They don’t do queueing:
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EVER been picked out as a face in the crowd at a televised sporting event? Unless, you’re a WAG, a pneumatic blonde or dressed as Elvis with a Stag do crew, it’s unlikely. But not impossible. The trick when being spotted is to be captured looking your best. Try not to swear. You’ll only regret it:
GIF of the day: Vladimir Putin rides a Ritz cracker, the dirty, dirty, dirty wee cheesy rider:
POP is all about self-touching, working your arse to the floor, fellating the microphone using your primary sexual characteristics like a shiny-eyed evangelist riding a donkey to the Second Coming. And that’s just Rihanna. The rest of pop’s songbirds are busy humping phantom phalluses and licking their fingers. The men, well, they’ve still got the instruments. The guitar is a giant knob. The drums are knocking out an adolescent beat. The keyboard is, well, that’s your keyboard…
SUMMER’S here. Toss the daddy long legs from the dusty paddling pool. Grease over the slippery sliders. And head along to the Aqua Park, taking care to avoid the rusty nails. What could go wrong?
PHOTOSHOP. ASk for it on prescription:
RYAN Gosling won’t eat his cereal: