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Jade Goody Wishes Osama Bin Laden Well

by | 8th, October 2008

THOSE planning fro the death of Jade Goody should know that she is planning her funeral.

Nothing should explain her as much as her passing and, as the Sun notes, Jade wants:

“I want people to cry over me!”

Over in the Mirror, and Jayde says:

“There are people out there who think I deserve to be sick and to die, but I’d never wish this on anyone, not even Bin Laden, not that he has a womb.”

And he’s not been on Big Brovver – three times! – neivver. Loser!

She goes on:

“I cannot waster my time thinking about these people.”

Nor talking about them…

In a newly released video, Osama Bin Laden wishes Jade Goody well, and wonders if she cold put in a good word for him with Shilpa Poppadom…

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