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Omar Mateen: the bullshit of hate crime

Much debate over why Omar Mateen murdered scores of people in a gay night club in Florida. Did he do it because he hated gays, loved Islamic State, was mentally … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment


Madeleine McCann: Sir Clement Freud dug up and beaten with sticks

Madeleine McCann is back in the news. The Daily Mirror (the self-styled “intelligent tabloid”) wonders if a dead celebrity and MP kidnapped her.
‘Paedophile’ Sir Clement Freud lived close to where … (read more)

Posted: 15th, June 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews, Tabloids | Comment


Liverpool chase Arsenal’s Walcott with £25m

Transfer balls: Liverpool are keen on Arsenal forward Theo Walcott. The Sun says Liverpool will pay £25m for the 27-year-old.

The Sun says Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp intends to offer Walcott more first team game time than … (read more)

Posted: 14th, June 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Liverpool, Sports | Comment


Body shaming balls: Sadiq Khan thinks woman are pathetic

 

Are you shamed by adverts featuring fit and lithe women encouraging you to look like them? London mayor Sadiq Khan says you are, or at least, you might be. He … (read more)

Posted: 14th, June 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Omar Mateen: Hillary Clinton says anyone investigated by FBI is presumed guilty

Hilary Clinton notes that the FBI had Omar Mateen in their sights. Mateen murdered 49 people at an Orlando gay club. Clinton is mazed that Mateen was able to buy a gun. … (read more)

Posted: 14th, June 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment (1)


Russian Ultras, Joey Barton irony overload and Igor Lebedev mocks Andrew Bache

Russian thugs are in France for the Euros. The Star says 150 of the “hyper-violent” Russian Ultras are “on their way to ambush England fans again”. Surely to ambush people you … (read more)

Posted: 14th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, Key Posts, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Big Brother sex: Marco Pierre White Junior in Slave and Master chef

 

Did you see the “Big Brother Live Sex Show”? No, us neither. Well, that’s not true. We did see it last year, the year before that and the year before that … (read more)

Posted: 14th, June 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comment


Other parents: mums smile for mugshot photo after ‘assaulting’ McDonald’s server

 

To Bellevue, Ohio, where the local Police Department bring news of Ashley England (right above), Mary Jordan (left above), and Sammie Whaley. The trip were arrested on June 8 for allegedly assaulting … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2016 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


New York Posts blames NRA And America for Orlando Massacre

Who to blame for Islamist Omar Mateen walking into a Florida gay nightclub and murdered 49 people? The New York Post knows: the NRA.
“His killing machine of choice was a mass murderer’s … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | Comment


Transfer balls: Mahrez doesn’t mention Arsenal

Transfer balls: The Daily Express says Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez, 25, fancies a move to Arsenal.

Is that right? Is Mahrez that crass as to court a rival team, one that finished below … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Game of Thrones: prostitute Saeeda Vorajee plays prostitute Armeca

Saeeda Vorajee plays a prostitute in Game of Thrones. She is also known as Sahara Knite, claims the Sun. The Mail is excited:
An actress who played a prostitute in Game of Thrones is actually … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comment


The Copycat Effect: Omar Seddique Mateen ups the massacre kills stakes

What do we know of Omar Seddique Mateen, 29, from reading the newspapers?

The Sun: Mateen is the “laughing gunman” who “slaughtered 50 clubbers”. He is an “IS maniac” who murdered … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment


Omar Saddiqui Mateen: deadliest killer in US history was not driven by Islam

 

In Orlando, Florida, more than 50 people have been murdered in a massacre carried out by one Omar Saddiqui Mateen. The killer struck at a gay nightclub called Pulse. The story goes that … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2016 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)


Manchester United: David De Gea decides on Real Madrid transfer this Wednesday

Having declined to join Real Madrid from Manchester Untied last summer, David De Gea is once more being tipped for a move to Spain. The Sunday Times leads with news … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, Broadsheets, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Transfer balls: Manchester United chase Bale with reasons

Transfer balls: The Daily Star says Gareth Bale will join Manchester United this summer. Bale, will – get this – leave Real Madrid, where he’s won two Champions’ Laegue medals and seen … (read more)

Posted: 11th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


England football fans are all racist scum and the Queen is their idol

You will remember all that stuff about football fans being “slum people watching a slum sport”. You will remember how casting all football fans as scum who deserved to be caged was what … (read more)

Posted: 11th, June 2016 | In: Broadsheets, Key Posts, Reviews, Sports | Comment


Manchester United’s David De Gea and the sex crime he didn’t commit

A Manchester United “ace” is embroiled in a “vice probe”. The player is David De Gea, the Man United goalkeeper. The Sun says he “faces calls to be left out of Spain’s … (read more)

Posted: 11th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, Broadsheets, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


The Sun balls: Alen Halilovic is a ‘rising star’ in his living room

The Sun asked its football experts to pick their stars and winners for Euro 2016. Martin Blackburn was on it. For his “new star” he picked Alen Halilovic (Croatia). That’s the Croatian … (read more)

Posted: 10th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Tabloid balls: brave England players laugh at ISIS as wimpy Germans cower

The Daily Star’s scoop on “brave “England footballers at Euro 2016 and German “wimps” is total balls. First we hear from Manchester United and England’s Chris Smalling:
“We have a fantastic security team … (read more)

Posted: 10th, June 2016 | In: Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Normal teenagers will lose virginity to robots

Lock up your sons and daughters – the sex bots are coming. The Mail warns:
Teenagers may lose their virginity to sex robots in the future, a leading expert predicted yesterday. Professor Noel … (read more)

Posted: 10th, June 2016 | In: Reviews, Technology | Comment


Out to lunch: fire at Dusseldorf refugee camp overcooks small portions

In Dusseldorf, Germany, a refugee camp has burned to the ground. Why?

Daily Star: “FASTING FURIOUS – A refugee camps was burned down by hungry migrants after they missed their Ramadan … (read more)

Posted: 10th, June 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | Comment


Manchester United ‘favourites’ to land £78 Pogba who wants Real Madrid

As the summer arrives so too does the newspapers’ obsession with Paul Pogba, the former Manchester United player now starring for Juventus and France.

The Daily Mirror says Manchester United “must” pay … (read more)

Posted: 10th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Benteke ‘warns’ and ‘threatens’ Liverpool as Klopp reaches for the bullet

Transfer balls: The Sun says Liverpool’s striker Christian Benteke has “warned” Jurgen Klopp: “Pick me regularly or I’m off.” Benteke has issued a “Kop Threat”.

Klopp must be fretting. Will Benteke, … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, Sports, Tabloids | Comments (2)


The dire England Support’s Band is finally banned

And the band played on and on and on and on and…

Good news! The Sun says the dire England Supporter’s Band, players of infernal rackets that puncture … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2016 | In: Reviews, Sports | Comment