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Lily Allen Watch: Cameron Offloads Allen CD On Obama

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity – Lily’s brother Alfie’s penis.

Reports MTV:

Say what you will about Lily Allen, but one thing’s for certain: She fights to the death (of a story, at least).

What’s she gone and done, now!? A new dress?? New shoes!! A dress that thinks its a shoe????!!!

“I didn’t say anything that was rude, I just said she wasn’t English and she doesn’t write her own songs,” she explained again during the MTV UK interview. But perhaps the feud’s finally been put to rest as Allen also assured that “there’s actually nothing going on.”

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Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


BBC3 Does The News In 24 Seconds, With Lily Allen

THE contest is on to see how short broadcasters can make new bulletins. The BBC leads the way.

BBC 3 has the News is 60 Seconds. But that is toooooo long. So here is the news in 24 Seconds.

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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Slash Yer Wrists Time

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity – Lil slashes her wrists:

Lily’s sister Sarah Owen is in conversation with Grazia. Incidentally, Lily has a new album out:

“Aged 18, she tried to slit her wrists when her first relationship ended and she ended up in The Priory rehab clinic for four weeks. I had a big gang of friends but Lily was more of a loner. She had no-one to talk to about getting her first period or breaking up with her first boyfriend.”

What a great sister…

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Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Sex, Tongues And Sacks

Lily Allen Watch: Lily Allen Doesn’t Fancy Bad Sex

“If they are no good at having sex then it really upsets me. I think, ”God, this is someone I”d like to spend the rest of my life with. But I cannot face having bad sex.”

Bad Sex

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Posted: 13th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Knows: Lily’s Tall Shoes And D’Ancona Tescos Knows

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity, with AMtthew D’Ancona and heel:

IT is not often that LILY ALLEN makes it on to our best dressed list. But she totally outshone the competition in this cute outfit. The secret to the success of her look lies in those heels. Her Louis Vuitton 7in stilettos would make even the most balanced of us topple over. But Lil took it all in her stride.

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Posted: 9th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Katy Perry Calling

Lily Allen Watch – Anorak’s look at the most pointless news about the media’s favouite celeb: Lily’s mobile phone and Katy Perry’s number:

“Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: ‘I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook. “

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Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Lily Gets Off With A Middle-Aged Man

LILY Allen Watch: Lily gets off with a middle-aged man.

Lily has made it onto the cover of the Daily Express, where she is said to be in love with a 45-year-old man, called “A LORD’S SON.”

Or, as the Mail puts it:

Lily Allen enjoyed a passionate embrace with 45-year old art mogul Jay Jopling – the estranged husband of artist Sam Taylor-Wood – aboard a yacht as they cruised off the coast of St Barts.

Taylor-Wood doesn’t want to talk about it:

Taylor-Wood’s “people” request that I don’t ask about the split, so I don’t; but her empty ring finger speaks volumes, a glowering third presence in the room.

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Posted: 3rd, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Angelina Jolie’s Good Head, Longoria’s Pregnant And Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories, with Eva Longoria, Angelina Jolie andJon Ferguson Cox Moh

Says Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longaria: “We can’t wait to start a family. I’m so excited about that chapter in our lives and you’ll know what it happens.”

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Posted: 28th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch, With Brad Pitt, Gary Lineker, P Diddy And Amy Winehouse

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories, with Gary Lineker, P Diddy, Brad Pitt and Amy Winehouse 

GARY LINEKER leads the way as a family man — completing his clan with a puppy.  The former England striker, 48, took the golden labrador on a Christmas stroll with fiancée DANIELLE BUX, 29 – Gordon Smart, The Sun

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Posted: 27th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Donna Air And Wii

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories, with: Donna Air:

Anroak has revived the best press release for soem time. TV presentuh Donna Air introduces not only her daughter Freya but also to a secret:

Hope this might be of interest for a news piece  – pictures and quotes from TV star Donna Air about how she is a secret High School Musical addict!

There are pictures to support the shocker.

The Woman Herself: Lily Allen:

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Posted: 18th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Lily Allen Snarls At Katy Perry

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories…

Lily Allen: the woman herself, on Katy Perry.

Lily Allen is considering the threat to her status as celebrity filler presented by Katy Perry:

“I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me. She was signed by my label in America as, ‘We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.’ And then they found her.”

She concludes:

“It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!”

Lily has had one hit to date: Smile:

Smile “was penned by Lily Allen, Iyola Babalola and Darren Lewis… The organ riff is a sample of Jackie Mittoo playing keyboards on “Free Soul” by The Soul Brothers, written by Jackie Mittoo.

You tell her, Lily. England’s Lily…

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Posted: 9th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: What’s It All About, Alfie?

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories…

Alfie Allen, jobbing brother to the singer herself” – 3am Girls, Daily Mirror; Times

Lily Allen, the Allen herself

“I’m quite terrified that nobody is going to buy tickets. I bought six on my own” – Day & Night, Daily Express on Allen’s tour

More Lily Allen insight to follow…

Posted: 5th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Beyonce’s Pits And Lily Allen’s Rampant Rabbit Thriller

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories…

Beyonce Knowles

“The usually-immaculate Ms Knowles rocked up to a film premier with a veritable bush sprouting from her left armpit”Martin Fricker, Daily Mirror

Lily Allen, the woman herself

Lily Allen felt a right fuel when she ran out of petrol in London3am Girls, Daily Mirror

Lily has en enjoyed being single since splitting with Ed Simons in August. But she’s been moaning about her sex life. So Jaime [Winstone] bought her a Rampant Rabbit Thriller, Vibro Ring, a Joyrider and a Rosebud Stimulator goss girls – Daily Star

More to follow…

Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Beckham Breakdance, Throttle Cipriani And Pitt Cereal

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories…

THe Beckhams:

“Cruz, three, showed off his breakdance moves – falling on the floor and swivelling on his bottom”Martin Phillips, the Sun’s ‘Senior Features Writer’ covers the big news

The Jolie-Pitts

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Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Girls Aloud Pale, Huq On Clinton And Madonna Splits

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories…

Girls Aloud

Girls Aloud star Nicola Roberts looks even paler than usual – after a terrifying rollercoaster ride” – Gordon Smart, The Sun

Jeremy Clarkson

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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Jennifer Aniston’s Fish Entree

JENNIFER Aniston is an actress:

After starting with a round of cocktails, John and Jen shared a salad, followed by a fish entree. She was even seen feeding him a vegetable off her fork.

She looks like a blow dried Lily Allen…

Posted: 22nd, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Dubai Rhys Ifans And Beyonce Knowles Is All Ears

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top celebrity news story…

Beyonce Knowles

We didn’t think ears could be bootylicious but Beyonce Knowles proves us wrong The Star’s goss girls spot a picture Beyonce Knowles with her hair up

Rhys Ifans

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Posted: 21st, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: X-Rated Spears, Witherspoon’s Pigs And Pricks

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top celebrity news story…

Reese Witherpsoon

“I HAVE two pigs and boy, are they real pigs! They just get down in that mud and roll around” – Reese Witherspoon, Daily Star

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Posted: 20th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Hassehoff’s Globe, Halliwell’s Tree And Lily Gone

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top celebrity news story…

Geri Halliwell:

Last week I was on a photoshoot and I just got a real urge to shin up this old oak tree in the prom dress I was wearing. You have to be spontaneous on photoshoots – and the pictures turned out really well”

David Hasselhoff:

“I have had a globe made with my face stretched across the oceans and little versions of myself forming the countries. At the top it says ‘saviour’ in gold. But I was being ironic. Yes, I have played a role in the fall of the Berlin Wall and in American culture.”

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Posted: 19th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Lily Stands Up

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top celebrity news story…

After taking part in a standing ovation alongside brother ALFIE and his missus JAIME WINSTON, she headed off to the Groucho clubThe Sun

The celebrity ovation was for her dad, Keith…

Posted: 18th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


That Sun Showbiz Exclusive In Full

TODAY’S showbiz news:

Sun: Is Tess Daly pregnant?

No, I’m not,” says Tess Daly

Lily Allen is away….

Posted: 6th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen’s Zen

LILY Allen News Of The Day: Lily’s motorcycle maintenance

Says an onlooker: “She seemed very zen. We see Lily a lot and she’s never appeared so happy” – Goss Girls, Daily Star

More Lily Allen news tomorrow…

Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen’s Car Boot

LILY Allen News Of The Day: Lily’s car boot

“CLOCKED – Lily Allen rummaging at a car boot sale in Chiswick” – 3am Girls, Daily Star

More Lily Allen news tomorrow…

Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Katie Perry Trips Over Cake

KATIE Perry involved in best celebrity news headline of the year:

SINGER Katy Perry, singer of I Kissed a Girl, “falls over on stage after jumping on a cake at the MTV Latin America Awards in Mexico”.

The BBC is worth the licence fee.

Beat that, Lily Allen

Posted: 19th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Britney Spears In Paint Job Horror Ding

BREAKING Britney Spears news in the NOTW. Britney is shopping in a shop. Now read on…

The Womanizer star’s driver got caught up in a bumper bashing episode while the singer was shopping in West Hollywood. You can see the incident on our weekly round-up of the hottest news from Hollywood.

Other news:

Angelina Jolie housekeeper road tests new apron
Jennifer Aniston still not pregnant
Pickled Amy Winehouse sold by the jar
Lily Allen’s Tobacconist lights match…

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Posted: 12th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment (1)