Your Invitation To The Madeleine McCann Look-alike Party
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UK tabloid invites readers to Maddy look-alike do - details to follow…
THE PEOPLE: “MCCANN’S FACE ANOTHER FAMILY MILESTONE WITHOUT MADDY”
Tom Mctague is walking the Maddy Mile, putting in the hard yards. He has just passed another marker:
Kate and Gerry McCann will this week brave another family milestone without their beloved daughter Maddie - their twins’ fourth birthday.
How is that a milestone, then? Is reaching the grand old age of four now a milestone in this paedo, pervy age? If he turns up, call the cops.
Sean and sister Amelie, who has become more like her chatty big sister, will be treated to a party at the weekend.
How does the People know what Amelie McCann is like? And if she is like her big chatty missing sister, will she now, you know..?
Pals say it will be especially poignant as Maddie was snatched in Portugal just nine days short of her own fourth birthday.
Well, done Amelie and Sean. Hurray! It’ll be great occasion - better than last year’s do. Thanks to the People we all know about it. The People’s children’s party circular could become a regular feature. Births - Marriages - Deaths - Smarty Arty.
A close family friend said last night: “Kate and Gerry love watching the twins grow up but this is going to be difficult, a painful reminder of the last time they saw Madeleine.
We are watching the twins:
“Amelie looks so like Madeleine did at her age although she has blonder hair. Even Amelie says: ‘I’m pretty, just like Madeleine!’ It makes Kate very tearful at times.
Blonder…
“Amelie loves swimming and dressing like her sister - and still carries around her sister’s Cuddle Cat toy as if it were her own.”
(Swimsuit pics on request.) Eat your heart our, Matthew Lewis. The rest of you, start blowing up balloons:
The kids’ party is expected to be held at the family home Rothley, Leics, on Sunday - a full 20 months since Gerry and Kate, both 40, last saw Maddie.
Can we get a going home prezzie?
Spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: “The party is a very private occasion. Kate and Gerry are busy working hard on the search for Madeleine.”
B-b-b-b-but People readers have the date, the address and description of the blonde child – yeah and him, whathisface… Sean. You can’t disappoint them. Better perhaps if the People throws its own Maddy look-alike party.
You can get an idea of what Our Maddy looks like here. And invite Kelsey Lynn Kudla, as guest of honour. Oh, and get her, too.
All tastefully done, of course…
Posted: 26th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Media Comments (21) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 28th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
APOLOGIES FOR BEING OFF TOPIC EVERYONE!
Thats great June. I think all care homes should have cats.
Big trauma yesterday… hysterical phone call from daughter, she’d hit a cat with her car. We went to where she was, found this battered Persian. No collar. Took it to our vet, (24 hour) not badly hurt but no chip. They contacted RSPCA….. daughter went back to the area and put a notice up. One very relieved owner came forward…. it was an elderly cat didn’t uusally go out but had managed it! Aaaaahhhhh. A real feelgood moment.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
excellent news june
January 28th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
attn Sam and C&C
remember the cats I asked about? got this today
Thanks June - it was a stroke of luck. One of my friends mentioned it to her mum who works at a Bupa care home in Somerset and the resident cat had died of old age and they were literally about to go to the cats protection to get another as the elderly residents there really missed their pet. Anyway they liked the sound of Milly and Tia and their photos and have decided to have them. So they get to live out their days in lovely surroundings with a constant stream of willing volunteers to stroke and fuss them!
Got to be purrfect hasn’t it?
January 28th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
“This is a pssst whisper who dare type of submission and not viable reporting.” What does this mean, please?
Moderator - no real foundation to the item, just gossip
January 28th, 2009 at 10:03 am
I can hardly wait
January 27th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
and so much more…
January 27th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
The interrogation of the Tapas 7: the words before the images SOSMaddie
Duarte Levy
27 January 2009
“Russell James O’Brien was questioned on the 8th of April from 9.55 a.m. until 8.18 p.m., divided into 5 distinct time periods (9.55 – 11.30 a.m., 12.01 – 12.50 a.m., 2.06 – 3.55 p.m., 5.15 – 6.56 p.m., and 7.37 – 8.18 p.m.). Officially, all the video images of this day were rendered useless because the video camera didn’t work… which means that Enderby police wants us to believe that, even during pauses, they never verified if the interrogation was being recorded correctly. This was the official version, the one that was offered to the Portuguese authorities. Nevertheless, the truth of facts is different, and Russell O’Brien was questioned again on the 10th of April; this time the camera worked.”
To make things easier, and given the number of documents in the process that have yet to be taken care of (including those that are still subject to judicial secrecy and are not included on the DVD that was distributed to journalists), I have decided to publish the original texts of the transcriptions that were made from the video recordings of the Tapas 7’s interrogation in Enderby in April 2008.
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January 27th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Thanks Bat E. Bird.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
There’s one here Karen
http://formadeleine.freeforums.org/
You have to register though.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:34 am
I’ve never been on any pro websites (apart from the obvious) - for the sake of research - does anyone know where the pro forums are?
January 27th, 2009 at 8:48 am
“Amelie loves swimming and dressing like her sister - and still carries around her sister’s Cuddle Cat toy as if it were her own.”
Can we assume that KM wil not take cuddle cat to Portugal then ?
January 26th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
where is this consensus?
January 26th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Don’t shoot the messenger LP! Just repeating the general consensus from tabloidland.
The fascination for the story is still there and so the story continues to run and run.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Supply and demand… if the GBP wasn’t interested in the family mcCann then the tabloids wouldn’t print it.
You’ve gotta be having a laugh with that statement!!
January 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Its more than likely morbid curiousity than concern, bit like the celeb fan clubs - a distraction from a bored or difficult life.
Bit like bystanders love a wedding …and a funeral
January 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I think there are many who do give a f++k or the papers wouldn’t still be publishing anything about it.
Supply and demand… if the GBP wasn’t interested in the family mcCann then the tabloids wouldn’t print it.
There are many many ’supportive of the McCanns’ websites and the journos trawl these all the time as well as the antis. Apparently the pro lobby across the internet is vastly bigger than the anti so the reader gets what the reader wants.
January 26th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
One would expect ‘less’ from the McCanns and their spokesperson don’t you mean?
Can’t they stop ramming it down our throats? Enough is enough. They fucked up and now they wanna tell us how hard it is and what the twins are doing - like anyone gives a f**k!
January 26th, 2009 at 9:51 am
One would expect nothing less of The People!
January 26th, 2009 at 9:48 am
“Amelie loves swimming and dressing like her sister - and still carries around her sister’s Cuddle Cat toy as if it were her own.”
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
January 26th, 2009 at 9:47 am
twoth
January 26th, 2009 at 8:41 am
Oh, well - first.