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The Ten Most Amazing Susan Boyle Songs

by | 22nd, April 2009

boyle-worlds-idol SUSAN Boyle is all things to all journalists. Press F9 on your keyboard and see a story on Susan Boyle appear. Or failing that see Anorak’s all-purpose Susan Boyle article: The Ten Most Amazing Susan Boyle Songs:

That all purpose Susan Boyle article in full:

You’d have to be living under a rock/ on the moon/ in North Korea/ watching cat racing on Sky Sports 3 not to have heard of singing sensation Susan Boyle.

When I saw Susan Boyle sing I Dreamed A Dream on Britain’s Got Talent/ Britian’s Idol I wept and felt the spirit of God / love for humanity / Cinderella rise through me. Like me Susan Boyle, who has energised the world , has struggled in life.

The simple / plain/ frumpy/dowdy/ wire-haired / ugly/ middle-aged/ fat / shapeless/ brain damaged/ bullied / 47 -year-0ld/ 48 -year-old/ never-been-kissed/ cat-owning virgin [note: can use any or all of the above] from the wee corner of Scotland fought off the bullies when her mother died. With her voice of an angel she gives humanity one more chance .

When Susan Boyle sang, the video, with its high production values and cutaway shots of a sneering crowd going wild, put an end to recession/ cynicism/ misogyny and vanity.

Thanks to Demi Moore , the video of Susan Boyle singing has now been seen [insert number here] on YouTube, making

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