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Sponsored Post: Casinos Revisited

Casinos revisited

Posted: 21st, February 2017 | In: Online-PR | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Chinese clickfarmer at work on her apple iPhones

clickfarmer china iphone

 

If you’re too busy to tweet yourself, you can outsource the task and others to the woman above. She’s a clickfamer installing apps on a screen of Apple iphones. The more installs an app has the higher it ranks …

Posted: 3rd, January 2017 | In: Online-PR, Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sponsored Post: Ray Parlour and Amy Chiles play the Blackjack Strategy Guide

Blackjack is the most popular casino card game in the world because it’s fast, simple and you most likely first played it as a child. Like all games of chances, it’s odds-based. Before you play it’s vital to know these …

Posted: 20th, December 2016 | In: Online-PR | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Be an England team mascot with the Bobby Moore Fund for Cancer Research UK

The Bobby Moore Fund for Cancer Research UK and online fundraising platform Givergy are offering you the chance to be an England team mascot for the World Cup qualifiers. England will play Malta, Spain and Scotland at Wembley stadium, and …

Posted: 28th, September 2016 | In: Online-PR | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How to Stay on Top of your Finances this Christmas

How to Stay on Top of your Finances this Christmas

While Christmas is undoubtedly a fabulous time of year, it’s also an expensive one! Some people start planning and saving in January, let alone October, especially when they’re part of …

Posted: 28th, October 2013 | In: Money, Online-PR | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen’s Lost Baby Used To Market The Fertility Show: PR Hell

LILY Allen has lost her baby. Her bereavement is public property as celebs and tabloid media battle to show who cares the most on Twitter and in print. But they look noble compared to the Fertility Show’s PR team …

Posted: 2nd, November 2010 | In: Online-PR | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Teachers Use Nominative Determinism To Label A Child

tucker-bennyPRESS Release of the day comes from a parenting club that tells us that 49% of teachers make assumptions about a child by their name. Yeah, only 49%. All that hard work endured by mum and dad as they try …

Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: News, Online-PR | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Poker Is Not A Sport Of Courage, Conviction And Confidence

ACCORDING to the Poker Stars advert poker “is a sport of courage, conviction and confidence.”

Yeah, poker is a sport. Who knew that those slobs sat round a table counting bits of plastic were sportsmen?

The Advertising Standards Authority sees …

Posted: 28th, September 2008 | In: Online-PR | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spare Rib: German Butchers Say Eat More Women

SAYS the sign on the side of the butcher’s van: “Meat Products, Fresh Service”. The legend is illustrated by the image of a naked woman.

Germany’s national advertising council says the adverts by G&M Fleischwaren Frischdienst are degrading and …

Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Online-PR, Strange But True | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The World’s Best Anti-Ageing Cream

TAKE a look at this picture for Dermitage anti-ageing cream.

Before the woman was line free and youthful.

After, she has a face like a camer’s scrotum in a sandstorm.

Tip: Better to use the foreskin than the scrotum,

Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Online-PR, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


EDF Energy Sells You Not Electricity But The Brand

EDF Energy has increased its marketing spend by 25%.

According to comparison site uSwitch, the average increase in the cost of gas has been 28%, while electricity prices have shot up by 20%.

Says EDF:

EDF defended its spending hike,

Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Money, Online-PR | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Wayne Rooney’s Non-Sequitur Of The Day

WAYNE Rooney, we and readers of the News of the World learn, is “at it five times a night”.

It turns out to be “playing FIFA ’08”, a video game that features a picture of Wayne in full rant on …

Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Back pages, Online-PR, Tabloids | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Master Kong Con: Chinese Bottled Water Is Polluted Tap

IN China, the Master Kong bottled water is on sale. It’s dee-lish-ooos.

The TV advert says the mineral water, sold in Beijing for 1.5 yuan a bottle, is made of “high-quality water source” (优质水源).

The “high-quality water source” is also …

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Money, Online-PR | Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: GMTV Tears To Entertain, Jade Goody And Clarence Mitchell PR

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

DAILY MIRROR: “Real victims who reduced me to tears”

Fiona Philips‘the woman with the whitest teeth and yellowest hair

Posted: 2nd, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Online-PR, Tabloids | Comments (747) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Peta Is Off Its Head: Greyhound Cannibal Strikes Blow For Animal Rights

A MAN has been beheaded on a Greyhound bus in Canada. In Canda, no-one can hear you scream. It’s like living in a chicken shed, only bigger, colder and without Jamie Oliver.

Peta, the animals rights militants have not claimed …

Posted: 8th, August 2008 | In: Online-PR | Comments (19) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse Is Six Times More Boring Than The Credit Crunch

CREDIT Crunch watch – making debt into a tabloid news story…

AMY Winehouse is six times more boring then the credit crunch. It’s in a survey. It’s a fact:

Stephen Waddington, managing director of Rainier PR, said: “At a

Posted: 6th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Money, Online-PR | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Midgets In Advertising: The Banzai Wild Waves Water Park

MIDGETS get work in advertising children’s toys:

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Posted: 4th, August 2008 | In: Money, Online-PR, Photojournalism | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nancy Pelosi Purges Amazon

NANCY Pelosi has written a book. You can buy it through Amazon. It’s called Know Your Power…

Pelosi adheres to her illiberal fascism in every aspect of her life. It seems she wields her totalitarian “fairness doctrine” far and wide.

Posted: 2nd, August 2008 | In: Money, Online-PR, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Innocent Smoothies Not So Innocent

INNOCENT smoothies for green smoothies:

Innocent Smoothies tells consumers on its website that “fruit always travels by boat or rail” because these methods use less fossil fuel than air or road transport per kilo of fruit. Customers are also told

Posted: 2nd, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Money, Online-PR | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Guinness Viral Group Sex Ad

DIAGEO demands that YouTube remove a “fake” Guinness viral advert, in which a girl balances a bottle of the black stuff on her back during a group sex session.

The 60-second viral shows two different male hands taking the drink,

Posted: 31st, July 2008 | In: Money, Online-PR | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


McDonald’s Yaas Open

THE perfect McDonald’s pudding after this:

Spotter: Ed B.…

Posted: 30th, July 2008 | In: Online-PR, Photojournalism | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Climate Cops And Green Shirts: The War On Global Warming

HEY kids, wanna play a game of green shirts and baddies?

NPower, the electricity people, want you, the Britisher Jungvolk, to inform on your mums and your dads if they disobey the rules on climate change.

Grab a gas …

Posted: 28th, July 2008 | In: Money, Online-PR | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jude Law Advertises Dior Hair Restorer

JUDE Law advertises a new hair restorer and aftershave by Dior…

“Tastes great” – Old Mr Anorak The Looking Younger

Posted: 24th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Online-PR | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Bakel Blog’s eBoost Cold Call

BAKEL Blog gets a call from eBoost’s customer service…

“Hey Roger van Backel [butchering my name with obvious relish], you are a faggot! So listen to this, queer!” [unintelligible background noise and talking, then the name ‘Roger’ again, then she

Posted: 23rd, July 2008 | In: Money, Online-PR | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Earth Hour Campaigners Win Flights To Cannes

CAN anyone guess what happens when your anti-global warming film wins a prize?

Adrian McNamara and Lucas Dorrell from Singleton Ogilvy & Mather, Sydney have won a trip to Cannes for creating an integrated campaign for Purina supporting Earth Hour

Posted: 19th, July 2008 | In: Online-PR | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


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