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You never see a grown man naked at the airport? You have now

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The naked man stood inside Charlotte Douglas International Airport, North Carolina, didn’t arrive that way. He removed his clothes in reaction to being told his US Airways flight to Jamaica was overbooked.


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Sherry Ketchie was there:

“I seen some people running and I was wondering what they was running from and people were standing there snickering, so I walked over and [an airport employee] told me the man was angry over the Jamaican flight. He had his clothes on, at that point, and then he started standing there with his arms crossed and hollering at the lady at the desk. He stood there for a moment and then started taking off his clothes. I ain’t never seen nothing [like that] in my life.”


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“More people started getting back because that’s when security started surrounding him, waiting for Charlotte-Mecklenburg police to come in.  I was not expecting to see nothing like that, I’ve never seen nothing like that at Charlotte Douglas airport. Never. And that’s when I got out my phone and started taking pictures.”

And thanks to her you can now see what you’ve never seen nothing like never before:



Posted: 22nd, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Who wrote ‘I AM GAY” on a Jetstar passenger’s luggage with baggage stickers


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WHO write “I AM GAY” on a man’s luggage in baggage stickers?

The man noticed the artwork when he picked up his bag off the carousel after a Jetstar flight from Perth, Australia.

The man, a married father-of-two, is “disgusted“.

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But who did it? Says he:

 “I know nobody there. It was after midnight and the flight delayed over an hour… idle hands, perhaps.”

Well, that’s baggage handlers for you.

A Jetstar spokesman responds:

“We are taking this matter very seriously and we have contacted the passenger to apologise for any distress caused.”

Still. It could have been worse…

Posted: 15th, October 2013 | In: The Consumer | Comment

Rabbits invade airport as animals continue quest to rule Earth

AGAIN, the Anorak stands alone as the only publication willing to tell you the truth about animals and their dead-eyed quest to overthrow mankind. You’ve read Animal Farm (nothing to do with that dubious film of the same name)? Then you’ll know what these awful beasts are capable of.

Regular readers will know we’ve had human-hating badgers, a whale trying to kill a canoe filled with people, chimps watching human bongo films, deer rampaging through our streets and fish crawling around on land TRYING TO KILL THINGS.

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Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)