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Katie Price Introduces Peter Andre’s Mysterious Lover

katie-price14KATIE Price – Peter Andre Divorce: Yesterday, Katie Price was on the This Morning sofa telling daytime telly watchers about her rape, that “darkest secret”. And that Peter Andre – who we heard knew nothing of the rapes – “He knows who the person is.”

So it was the same person who raped her “more than once”. But while Katie looks to a career as a self-defence anti-rape campaigner, she also cocks a glance towards Peter Andre, who is sending us a boast card by way of the boys at Matrix Pictures. Peter is in Marbella.

Says Katie Price:

“Pete is seeing a girl, it’s not come out yet but it’s slowly coming out because I’ve read about it. I’ll be fine about it though, as long as they are good to the children, that’s all I ask.”

Katie Price is now getting news on her estranged husband by reading about it? Can you trust all that you read?

The Star is sure that you can and delivers the front-page screamer:

“LIAR Peter’s Got A Secret Lover”

Is he? Who is this lover? And how secret would this lover have to be to avoid being photographed and filmed as she goes about with Sentimental Pete? The Star equips its front page with a shot of Jordan-lite Chantelle Houghton. It then sticks to the facts:

BITCHY Kate Price yesterday humiliated hubby Peter Andre by blurting out on national TV that he has a secret lover.

This is “sour-faced Kate”.

The Star investigates Katie’s claim by calling Peter Andre’s agent on speed dial – from the same firm that now represents Chantelle Houghton and no longer services Jordan. Such is the state of the news business:

Peter’s spokesman said last night: “This is categorically 100% untrue. Peter is very ready to start dating again but we only wish he had the time and the freedom to go out on a date with anyone.”

Peter Andre lacks freedom? What constrains him? Yes, he is still married. But can it be that he is trapped in the media narrative that has Peter The Good taking on Katie The Bad?

In which case, he should know that the media likes nothing more than bringing down the good and saving the bad….

Posted: 4th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (22)

Katie Price’s Pregnancy Dilemma: Who’s The Daddy?

2392832KATIE PRICE – Peter Andre Divorce: who is the father of Katie’s child? Alex Reid? Andre Pinto? Peter Andre? Phil Turner and Gary Cockerill? We investigate..

In “JORDAN’S PREGNANCY DILEMMA”, OK! readers are offered that headline and beneath a picture of the fragrant Katie Price the teaser:


Before we find out more, the Sun looks at possibly suspects, beginning with Brazilian Andre Pinto, 25.

Says Katie:

“I had sex three times with him. I was single.”

The Sun has more:

After exchanging kisses they embarked on a passionate relationship by sending each other hundreds of steamy text messages. Jordan, 31, admitted begging banker Pinto, 25, to send her X-rated pictures of his privates. And he sent her messages too dirty to repeat. Following a secret dinner at London’s trendy Nobu restaurant, the pair launched into a month-long fling.

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Posted: 26th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)

The ‘Other Man’ In Katie Price Peter Andre Divorce Is A Woman

rebecca-loos-jordanDAY Six of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class: with Rebecca Loos, a gay barman and horses…

The Star leads with a picture of David Beckham sexter Rebecca Loos and he headline:


It’s Rebecca Loos. Is the woman who claimed to have shagged David Beckham the other “Man” that Katie Price told The Apprentice agonist Mona Lewis she loved?

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Posted: 17th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)

Katie Price Sends Secret Message To Peter Andre

katie-price-twitterDAY Five of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class: Katie is sending out a secret message by internet telegram Twitter to Pete…

KATIE Price has sent a message to pop acorn Peter Andre – over the public broadcast service that is Twitter. Peter, come in Peter – do you read me, Peter. Over?

“I’m still keeping a dignified silence. I have made no comments, they are made up.”


“I’m heartbroken. I never wanted any of this. We all miss Pete.”


Coming home

Pete: “Stop… coming… home. Over.”

Peter: “Stop coming home! How can she be so cruel. In school. With drool. Play the fool. Spool. Cagoule.”

Chorus: Awww Pete!”

Peter: “Jordan. Warden. Gordon (Brown) – heeee know howwww ai feeeeel. Jordan. Last Tube to Morden, via Bank…”

Repeats until OK! deal is signed.

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Posted: 16th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

Katie Price Implicated In MPs Expenses Row

katie-price-second-homeKATIE Price was once a prospective MP. In 2001, she was on the hustings in Greater Manchester, standing for the Stretford and Urmston seat, which includes Manchester United’s Old Trafford ground.

Jordan’s battlebus – a blue convertible Vauxhall Astra – led the campaign for “For a Bigger and Betta Future”, a manifesto that included free cosmetic surgery, free season tickets and lower taxes for anyone shagging a footballer. A demographic that at the time inlcuded Jordan, who was allowing Dwight Yorke to hone his ball skills on her chests.

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Posted: 15th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Dr Peter Andre Serenades Jordan

peter_andre-singsNOW split from Katie Price and her Jordans, Peter Andre would like to be called a Doctor.

Dr Peter has penned Call Me A Doctor, a tune that puts his dream of being a man of letters into verse.

Sings Pete:

She was my girl, my closest friend, my honey,

This girl was all I ever needed,

What will I do now that I’m leaving?

It hurts bad ‘cos I was true to her,

I’m regretting having anything to do with her.

Not since Dr and The Medics took us on up to the Spirit in the Sky has a medical man put so much heart into his throat. Not since ever has an orange doctor rhymed “her” with “her” so effectively.

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Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)

Jordan And Peter Andre Return To The US

peter-andre-jordanJORDAN is not on the cover of OK! magazine, not even as Katie Price.

But the TV ad says the magazine is about Jordan, and inside readers turn to page, er, 128 to read “Dear Jordan”, the model’s tips of advice, sex and love.

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Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment