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My Little Pony sex experiment ends in carnage

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My Little Pony fans are a curious bunch. If Pony fans are not at the Worst DJ Event Ever, they are proving the existence of Heaven, luring bullies, saluting Mandela, showing Greeks the way ahead, applying for jobs, starring in 50 Shades of Rainbow Dash, penning odd love letters and boiling Rainbow Dash in their sperm.

Presenting the Pony Cum Jar Project:

 

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Posted: 3rd, December 2014 | In: NSFW, Strange But True | Comment


School Orders Bullied Nine-Year-Old Boy To Leave My Little Pony Bag At Home

“THEY’RE taking it a little too far, with punching me, pushing me down, calling me horrible names, stuff that really shouldn’t happen,” says nine-year-old Grayson Bruce, a North Carolina boy being picked on at school for carrying a My Little Pony Rainbow Dash bag.

 

Grayson is not alone

Grayson is not alone

Grayson’s mother Noreen Bruce thinks we should celebrate the ponies:

“It’s promoting friendship, there’s no bad words, there’s no violence, it’s hard to find that, even in cartoons now. On Thursday the school asked him to leave the bag at home because they said it was a ‘trigger for bullying. Saying a lunchbox is a trigger for bullying, is like saying a short skirt is a trigger for rape. It’s flawed logic, it doesn’t make any sense.”

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Posted: 15th, March 2014 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


All hail the My Little Pony CV!

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FANS of My Little Pony are terrifying. They’re not children. They’re all adults who like watching talking ponies fly around with their day-glo skin and are more obsessive than Breaking Bad and Smiths fans put together.

And so, to a My Little Pony CV that some lunatic sent into a potential workplace.

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Posted: 5th, September 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


50 Shades of Rainbow Dash: My Little Pony erotic fans fiction exists (extracts)

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MY Little Pony fan fiction is a thing that exists. It’s 50 Shades of Rainbow Dash.

These are a few extracts from the genre:

Rarity’s Erotic Massage by ZeroJanitor

“Hello to you too, Rarity.” said Twilight. “I came by to inform you that there’s going to be party at Sugarcube Corner at six o’clock tonight, hosted by our very own Pinkie Pie! There’s going to be food, games, movies, and between you and me, I think Pinkie’s going to make her ‘special’ punch.”

Twilight just stared at the ironing board in confusion. Rarity noticed the flustered look on her face.

“Oop! Hold on one second, Twilight!” Rarity activated her horn and pulled one of the dresser drawers open and lifted a screwdriver out. She used this to loosen the screw at the focal point of the board’s legs at about the speed of a power drill. The legs started to collapse, causing the ironing board to fall closer to the floor. At about 20 inches off the ground, Rarity drilled the screw back in and put the screwdriver back in the drawer. “There! Much better!”

Twilight hopped onto the table. Her legs dangled over the side, almost touching the ground, as her face was pressed firmly into the throw pillow. “You’re sure about this?” she asked, in a slightly muffled voice.

Though Rarity was a bit disgusted by the idea of Twilight’s lubricant getting on her ironing board, she enjoyed the idea even more.

Missionary position is tricky for ponies, but perfectly doable, evidenced by Rarity now pumping with more vigor than ever

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Posted: 29th, July 2013 | In: Books | Comment


‘Alan Shearer provides expert anal’ – and other epic subtitle fails

When subtitlers go bad

At the conclusion of the Confederations Cup, British television audiences will be left with a host of magical memories featuring skill, technique, determination and sheer endurance. Is there no limit to Alan Shearer’s talents? It seems not…

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Posted: 1st, July 2013 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment


Fiance of My Little Pony character leaves worrying and angry letter

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THE level of some people’s love for My Little Pony is beyond parody. In fact, it is downright worrying. If you do a rudimentary search for ‘bronies’, you’ll find enough material to keep you awake for a whole decade.

One such character has got angry and believes himself to be the fiance of a character called ‘Twilight Sparkle’. Yes, you read that right.

Over at deviantART, where people showcase their artwork of any kind, a user called Kevinsano was creating pieces based on My Little Pony (worrying enough) and the ‘fiance’ took offence at the designs, accusing them of being too sexual in nature (even more worrying).

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Posted: 27th, March 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment (1)