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The Bullet-Proof Gentlemen’s Pocket Square Handkerchief

FOR the modern man about town: “The Damned is a Bullet-Proof* Gentlemen’s Pocket Square measuring 270 mm x 270, made from lemon Military Grade Ballistic Strength Aramid Fibre – to protect the hearts of men.”

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Posted: 12th, March 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comments (3)


Arlo Weiner: The Boy Who Wore A Red Ascot To School

SAYS Arlo Weiner in the GQ fashion pages

“I have a lot of black outfits these days, so I needed the red ascot to add some color. I love red and black together—they each make the other stand out. I’ve worn this to school about 12 times.”

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Posted: 12th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment


My Reusable Bag Makes Me Better than You

SAYS the legend:  My reusable bag makes me better than you.

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Posted: 12th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comments (3)


For Sale: The Ultimate Swedish House Of Mirrors

IN Sweden, you can buy this house. The Swedish hosue of mirrors. The inside is a reflection of the owner…

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Posted: 11th, March 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Spot The Transexual: Which Vegetable Drink Model Is It?

IN Japan, Ayana Tsubaki, Yu, and Yuko Ogura are advertising a new vegetable drink.

One of them is not a girl.

You are fresh off ship and have ten-minutes shore leave. Which one?

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Posted: 11th, March 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comments (4)


Dear Gordon: Relationship Advice From Barack Obama

HAVING given Gordon Brown the gift of accepting gifts graciously, Iowahawk explains how Barack Obama is now teaching us the gift of giving:

Dear Barry:

I’ve had a bit of a bad luck patch over the last month (losing my job, watching my 401k completely disintegrate, etc., etc.) and ended up relocating from a high rise in Lincoln Park to a new neighborhood along the Fullerton underpass on the Kennedy Expressway. I was a bit worried about the move at first, but my new neighbors have been great. In fact on move-in day they greeted me with a grocery cart “welcome wagon” containing some lovely and practical gifts like cans of Sterno, cardboard, fortified wine, and a hypo-allergenic harmonica. I would like to show my appreciation with thoughtful “thank you” gifts. Can you recommend something nice that won’t break my budget ($3.00 total for 6 gifts)? Please help!

Barbara in Chicago

Dear Barbara:

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Posted: 10th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3)


Saudi Arabian Woman Aged 75 Gets 40 Lashes For Meeting Nephew

IN Saudi Arabia, Syrian-born widow Khamisa Sawadi is convicted of mingling with men who were not her immediate relatives, one of whom was her late husband’s nephew, Fahd al-Anzi, and a friend of his who were bringing her bread.

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Posted: 10th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comments (4)


Barack Obama Picture Of The Day: The Ben Affleck Obama

BARACK Obama picture of the day – the Ben Afflect Obama…

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Posted: 10th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Michelle Obama Uses Her Devil Ways For Sex

A CHRISTIAN reacts to Michelle Obama’s promo dress:

A photo of Michelle Obama’s prom dress has surfaced and I must say you can see how much of a flussy she was in high school.

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Posted: 9th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (12)


Detention And Gag For America’s Metric Martyr

THE Metric Martyr is dead. RIP.

In America a the Metric Martyr is in detention.

A mile is a mile is a mile.

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Posted: 9th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Naked Michelle Obama With Pink Dolphin, Spot The Helicopter

THIS is a picure of a naked Michelle Obama with a pink dolphin.

It’s this week’s news. Spot the helicopter

The Wonder Of Michelle Obama’s Hands, Wrists And Thumbs

The Pink Albino Dolphin Of Louisiana

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Posted: 9th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment (1)


Moragan Tsvangirai Death Crash: Driver Arrested

ZIMBABWE’S Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai wife Susan Tsvangirai killed  when their vehicle was hit by a a lorry. Man arrested.

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Posted: 7th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3)


Plaster Cast Of Cocaine And The Ten Most Bizarre Smugglers In The World

AT Barcelona Airport, a Chilean man with a broken leg is arrested after his “cast” is found to be made of cocaine.

The 66-year-old also ahs in his possession six cans of beer and two hollowed-out stools that also contained cocaine.

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Posted: 6th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


Mandelslime Hit In Face By Green Custard: Posk Busters

LEILA Deen has thrown a pint of green custard into Peter Mandelson’s face. Her protest is about blah, blah, blah…

Who you gonna call? Pork busters!

Posted: 6th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)


Julian Beever’s Pavement Gallery

ENGLISH artist Julian Beever and his pavement art:

Chalk Art

Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Michael Jackson To Play Ten Dates In O2 Oxygen Tent

MICHAEL Jackson tells the fans in London:

“This is it. This is the final curtain call. See you in July.”

The press release tells of 10 shows in London in July at the O2, the former Millennium Dome.

“This is it, I really mean it,” says Jackson. “This O2 Oxygen Tent is what I’ve been waiting for. It is the perfect venue. So long as the fans wear masks and bring their own bottled air – or buy the offical air at the stands – things will be amazing and beautiful.”

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Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comments (6)


Costa Brava Twinned With Australia, Looks Like Skegness

THIS Costa Brava Pyrenees Tourism authority picture of the reagion’s beaches and seas was taken in Australia.

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Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment


Obama The Monkey: Barnes And Noble, Florida

IN Florida, the post-racial society allows a shop worker to place a picture of a monkey amid a collection of Barack Obama tomes and not look in the least bit racist…

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Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)


Nigger King: Shop Fail

IN Taiwan you can shop at Nigger King:

Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (4)


Pink Dolphin Eats Fish With Human Faces

AFTER the pink dolphin, the fish with a human face, in Chongju, South Korea.

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Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


Tori Spelling’s Method Acting Masterclass

IT’S Tori Spelling, daughter to Aaron Spelling and the greatest living actress in Hollywood today.

While lesser actresses would have baulked at the idea of playing the girl everyone fancied and liked in Beverly Hills 90210, Tori was the epitome of professionalism, taking on the challenging role with guts.

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Posted: 3rd, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment


The World’s Best Ever Film Stunt

IS this the world’s best ever film stunt?

Posted: 2nd, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


The Pink Albino Dolphin Of Louisiana

THE pink albino dophin of Lake Calcasieu, Louisiana.

Posted: 2nd, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Wanted: Forklift Operator For Seattle Whorehouse

IN Seattle the girls are big.. Big!… Big!!! A forklift truck driver is needed to shift the whores:

FORKLIFT OPERATOR, whorehouse near Port of Tacoma is currently hiring FT forklift operators. Order picking & racking a plus, 1st & 2nd shift, req’s 1 yr exp, may work wkends & OT, must be bondable & able to life 75 lbs…

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Posted: 2nd, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


This Way To Bang Sue

“THIS Way To Bang Sue,” says the sign.

People called Sue always live up to their names.

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Posted: 1st, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)