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Baby Dump For Tired Mums And Dads

AFTER Baby P, Shannon Matthews and our Maddie, now this – the Baby Dump.

A shop.

Sick! Sick! Sick!

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Posted: 25th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment


Tom Cruise Finalises The Conversion Of Katie Holmes

MISSION complete, almost. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are almost one.

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Posted: 25th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment


Ronaldo Demolishes Building

TIMBER! Ronaldo finds new work.

Eat yer hear your, Hot Shot Hamish!

Posted: 25th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Sports | Comment


The Obama Pot Head Chia For A Natural Natural High

OBAMA ownbrand smack is not to everyone’s tastes. So for amilder buzz Anorak brigns you the Obams weed.

It’s the natural natural high.

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Posted: 25th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


If You Are Stolen Call The Police

If You Are Stolen Call The Police – at once…

Posted: 23rd, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Homo Milk Make Your Gay

GOT milk? Got “HOMO” milk?

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Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comments (3)


Coconut-Sized Kidney Stone Removed From Hungary Man

SANDOR Sarkadi went to a hospital in Debrecen, Hungary.

A X-ray had shown iup alump in his body. The lump was a huge kidney stone.

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Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (3)


Man Impales Face On Tap

Face impaled with tap after slip in bathIS imapling the new specator sport?

Yi Zhao, 57, had slipped in the bath impaling his left eye on the tap at his home…

Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (4)


Barack Obama: First Day Picture Gallery (Exclusive)

BARACK Obama is upon us. The seagulls have spoken. and Anroak has obtained these exclusive pictures of the President’s first day in office.

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Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)


Indian Hospital Promises To Beat Up Patients

SAYS Dr Abhijit Chowdhury, of the SSKM hospital:

“It is not our intention that we start beating up people. But we wanted to send a cultural shock. A cultural shock therapy can do wonders in behavourial modifications when the issue of smoking comes or when the issue of spitting comes.”

Video:

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Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (4)


The Guardian Encourages Readers To Riot In Gorgeous Greece

THE Guardian has not learnt its lesson about meddling in foreign affairs.

It now invites readers to head to gorgeous Greece for some sun, sea and stun guns.

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Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment (1)


Stop Global Warming Or This Happens

STOP global warming. Stop the sun. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

Bring on global cooling!

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Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment


Prince Charles Inhales Granny’s Signature Scent

PRINCE Charles, patron of the Cucumber Liberation Army, in on a visit to a gin distillery:

“Grandma… Is that you?”

Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Barack Obama: First Day At Work

A LOOK at Barack Obama’s first day at work – before the pain begins

Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


UFO Cloud Spotted Over Golf Club In Wales

IS it a wind turbine? Is it an Martian? Is it a…cloud? It is a cloud.

It’s a cloud over Borth golf club, mid-Wales.

The locals are pointing.

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Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (6)


Major Safety Fault Found With US Airlines

SHOCK. Horror. News reaches us that the landing in New York might not have been an emrgency manoeuvre by the pilot. CNN reports that…

“For the first time since jet airliners took to the sky, U.S. carriers have gone two years without a single passenger fatality”…

…is blown out of the skies, literally!

A single year without fatalities has occurred only four times since 1958, an analysis by the Air Transport Association found.

But it’s just dumb luck. Anorak’s aviation experts have analysed the picture (above) and found it to be systematic of systematic failure in airline systems.

Spotter – Jay T.

Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment


Tony Blair Canonised: Mission Accomplished

TONY Blair, the Middle East pecce envoy, is to be canonised for his work in helping secure lasting peace in the Middle East.

Says George Bush:

“Mission accomplished.”

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Posted: 17th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)


Prostitution Free Zones Around Marion Barry Obama

DCist reports that Washington, DC will create “Prostitution Free Zones” around Obama during the Inauguration.

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Posted: 17th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)


Zimbabwe’s Introduces 100 Trillion Dollar Note: Kaka Signs

CAN Zimbabwe scupper Man City’s bid for Kaka?

Zimbabwe’s central bank says it will soon introduce a 100 trillion dollar note as the once prosperous country battles to keep pace with hyperinflation that has caused many to abandon the country’s currency.

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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment


Barack Obama Keeps His Beast SUV At 72 Degrees

SAYS Barack Obama:

We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK.”

No we can’t But he can:

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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


American Freedom Made In China

AMERICAN freedom is made in China…

Again.

But are you surprised?

Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment


Top Ten Stairs Fails

STAIRS. They go up. But to where? From where? Here are the Top Ten Stairs fails:

Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


Free Samples Of Human Shit

FREE shit – literally.

This is where Woolworths went wrong…

Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Illinoise Drives Blagojevich Out Of Town

IN Illinoise they are getting to grips with Rod Blagojevich, with humour…

Spotter

Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Terrorists On 24 And Other Heroes

THOSE terrorists on 24, well…

Fact and fiction – can you spot the difference?

Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment