Photojournalism Category
Jo Biden Steps Into The Light
BERFORE Jo Biden begins work as Obama’s special envoy to the Arctic- Antarctic axis of greenvil, he emerges from the leader’s shadow and bathes in the light.
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Posted: 7th, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3)
Fat Jessica Simpson Melts On Stage
JESSICA Simpson is now so fat – putting the size ten in tennis court – that she is melting beneath the arc lights on stage.
To the Rascal Flatts gig in Grand Rapids Michigan, where Jessica is fighting back tears, mumbling and looking about as comfortable as a fattened goose in a Frenchman’s sauna.
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Posted: 7th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comments (7)
Gordon Brown Waits For Barack Obama To Call, And Waits
AS Davos and world’s other leaders convene to thank Gordon Brown for saving the planet, Tony Blair met with Barack Obama in Washington. We go live to an apartment in No. 10 Downing Street:
Ring.
Ring.
Ring!
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Posted: 6th, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Breaking News: Boy George To Star In Dr Who
BOY George is to star in the next series of Dr Who.
More controversy for the BBC.
Boy George is in prison right now. unbless…
Check the cells…
Posted: 6th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comments (3)
Virgin Mary On Ice: Jesus’s Mum Spotted In Block Of Frozen Water
LIONEL Gonzalez says the ice shaped like the Virgin Mary outside his home was also spotted by his friend, Jose Perez.
Perez stepped into his mobile home Wednesday afternoon and said, “Hey, you know you got the Virgin Mary out there!”
“Don’t be playin’ about that,” Gonzalez responded. “You don’t play about that.”
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Posted: 6th, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)
Hudson River Crash: First Class Service
MORE news on the Hudson River plane crash – there’s first class and there’s duck class…
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Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment
Butcher A Loved One This Valentine’s Day
VALENTINE’S Day approaches and a billion men are wondering is they can skip the meals and go straight to sex; while a billion women wonder if the fantasy of a sweaty man in his socks is all its cracked up to be.
Now thanks to Elizabeth McGrath who can end it all with swift blow to your lover’s chest. Do you love me? Do you love me know? Well, do yer!!??
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Posted: 4th, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment
Happy New Year Monaco, From North Korea’s Big Kim Il Jong
FURTHER proof that Gary Glitter and General Secretary Kim Jong Il are in cahoots – if not one and the same – as we peruse the North Korean leaders’ list of New Year’s cards recpients.
His supreme and taller-and –yet-more-handsome-than-he-looks-in-pictures leader tells us that cards were sent to:
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Posted: 4th, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Carol Thatcher Follows Jonathan Ross Out As BBC Purges Speech Impediments
THATCHER. Thatcher. Thatcher. Out! Out! Out! It’s Carol Thatcher being ousted from the BBC for using the world golliwog in a non-ironical fashion.
Carol, better known as Cawol, follows Jonathan Ross (Woss) down the BBC rubbish chute.
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Posted: 4th, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Reviews | Comments (17)
Australian Arrested With Dubai Pigeons Down Tights
TO Australia, where an alleged bird smuggler is having officials retrieve two live pigeons from his tights.
Can you smuggle pigeons, those rats with wings?
And would you put the pigeon down your strides beak up or beak down?
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Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)
Outrage As Parent Films Sick Child On Drugs And Posts It On YouTube (Video)
WHAT kind of monster would give a child drugs and make them stupified? What kind of man would film that child and post the video on YouTube? What sick scumbag would then post the video on their site and invite people to respond by saying how sickened they are by so much sickness?
The drugged boy is called David. he has been to see “The Dentist”. Sick:
Dear Daily Mail
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Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (4)
Strange Place Names: Titty Ho
ANYONE live in Titty Ho?
Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment
David Cameron Throws Snowballs Like A Girl
DAVID Cameron throws a snowball. Like a girl…
Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)
Manchester United’s Scholes Can Hit A Helmet From 40 Yards
PAUL Scholes is able to land the ball on the “head” of any piss taking Manchester United player. Fact.
Says Alex Ferguson:
“The most amazing thing is Paul Scholes in the morning.”
Paul Scholes morning glory?
“…when a player goes to pee at the side of the training pitch… he fires balls from 40 yards right on the top of their head. He got John O’Shea about two weeks ago.”
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Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Sports | Comments (5)
Woman Carves Name On Sleeping Lover
DOMINIQUE Fisher, 22, of Blackburn, is accused of using a Stanley Knife to carve her name on the shoulder of her lover Wayne Robinson while he was asleep.
She stands before the Beak accused of unlawfully wounding Wayne Robinson.
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Posted: 1st, February 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)
Hamas Fires Rockets Into Israel: Hamas Flag Burner Catches Fire
HAMAS cease fire update:
A rocket fired from the Gaza Strip has hit southern Israel, exploding near the city of Ashkelon, the Israeli military has said. No casualties were reported from the rocket, which landed in a field.
So no-one hurt?
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Posted: 31st, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment (1)
Cemetery Lane: Dead End
DEAD end to the cemetery:
Posted: 31st, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)
Russia Supports Israel: Long Live The Union
RUSSIA and Israel. The links used to be very tight. Communism. The socialist dream. Kibbutz and commune:
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Posted: 30th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)
Hefner The 110-Year-Old Lizard Breeds With Karissa and Kristina Shannon
HATS off to Henry – Hefner to his pals – the 110 year-old New Zealanders and the oldest tuatara to mate at Southland Museum.
Henry squired Mildred (80-ish) in March. In July she laid 11 healthy eggs. This week, all 11 eggs hatched.
Says curator Lindsay Hazley:
“Eleven out of eleven. Bloody brilliant. We had a champagne breakfast to celebrate.”
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Posted: 30th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment
The World’s Strangest Toy: Shave The Baby
YOU want to shave the baby (not a question)…
Posted: 30th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (13)
Obama Arrives At Door Of School For The Gifted
PRESIDENT Obama is on his way back to the Oval Office and – d’oh!- tries to get inside via a window instead of the nearby door.
Anorak got the scoop with our pictures of Obama’s first day at work.
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Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)
Situations Vacant: 20-year-old 18-year-old
WANTED, woman older than her years…
Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment (1)
Warning Signs: In Case Of Affluence
IN case of affluence please wait outside…
Posted: 27th, January 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment
Grazia Obama: The Day The World Fell In Love
YAAAAA! We. Love. You. Barack Obama.
Now, don’t do anything stupid, like becoming President…
Posted: 27th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
My Life As A Victoria Beckham Look-alike
ESTHER Adams is a Victoria Beckham look-alike.
The 31-year- old mother of two says people have called out “Imposhter” as she walks by.
Her two children, Lewis, 13, and Katie, 11, have been teased at school.
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Posted: 27th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comments (6)
