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Spanx for men are just back-to-front Y-fronts
ONE highlight of last week was the arrival of Spanx for men, heralded in the Daily Mail as the man knickers that “enhance the derrière’s natural roundness, and adds extra support in all the vital places.” Italian undies outfit D.HEDRAL commends to our attentions the “angle fit” technology, which took three years to perfect. Anorak is aghast.
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Big Face animals T-shirts are a meme (photos)
THE epic dog T-shirt is a meme. With Big Face Animals (guinea pigs,dogs and apes) you will never be alone:
The Converse shoe trousers are ready for your foot
NEVER have your trousers clash with your shoes again! Never have your trousers ‘fall out’ with your shoes! Sebastian Errazuriz has created the Shoe Pants, the dungaree jeans – Converse combinations of your dreams. Sock are options – and for squares:
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Video compilation of catwalk models falling over
VIDEO compilation of catwalk models falling over. Add a laughing Stuart Hall and it’s Jeux Sans Frontières never went away…
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In photos: Wave-Gotik-Treffen (Wave Gothic Festival) in Leipzig, Germany
IN Photos: the Wave-Gotik-Treffen (Wave Gothic Festival) in Leipzig, eastern Germany. The skulls and the crossbones represent “dark culture”. In Germany, they might well symbolise recent history…
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Participants of the industrial and gothic music festival Wave-Gotik-Treffen play with their costumes in Leipzig, eastern Germany, on Saturday, May 26, 2012. For several days, Leipzig has become a real gothic paradise  white makeup, bold-up eyes, black hair and incredible outfits. (AP Photo/Jens Meyer)
Amy Childs brings back the 1970s hairy mons with her Vajazzle glitter – photos
AMY Childs, wipe-clean star of The Only Way is Essex (fact: Amy is coated in the same stuff they use to make classroom white boards) is promoting her Hair Vajazzles. The shaven mons is out. The hairy woman is in. The euphemistic Sugar Hut has gone for a Trader Vic’s makeover. It’s the 1970s and all that, starring The Brady Bunch’s Teeth, Rocky Horror Show hair and Dolly Parton’s skin suit and guest starring Amy Childs as Danny LaRue…
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Anja Rubik cuts a *ash at the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum, New York (photos)
TO the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum – New York, in the company of Anja Rubik, doyenne of the Rubik’s Lube, showing us the pelvic bone Angelina Jolie shaves her leg on…
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Posted: 8th, May 2012 | In: Fashion | Comments (5)
Abercrombie & Fitch creates the ‘Nigger Brown Pants’ – the Chernobyl of Marketing
FASHION house Abercrombie & Fitch is selling the ‘Nigger Brown Pants’. The blurb says:
Abercrombie and Fitch brand has been attracting the young market to the greatest extent.They are in love with these products,for they perfectly suit their looks.The reason of success of A&F is the dedication,which you can see in its stitching,designs,detailing,fabric and color contrasting.It pays attention on each and every detail of the garments and accessories.
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Posted: 22nd, March 2012 | In: Fashion | Comment (1)
In photos – Central Saint Martins MA Catwalk show for London Fashion Week
LONDON Fashion Week in photos – the Central St Martins Fashion Show at the BFC venue at Somerset House. A bit of Abu Ghraib, a spot of McDonald’s chips and Doogle shoes…
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Posted: 23rd, February 2012 | In: Fashion, Key Posts | Comments (3)
In Pictures: Dannii Minogue’s Project D Fashion Range
DANNII Minogue, the X Factor judge, unveiled her new fashion line Selfridges store in central London. It’s a clothing range called Project D. It was hard to see past Dani’s bulging tummy. We guessed that was the first clothing range for women who want to look pregnant. Dannii has a double “n”, double “i” and a pair of double “ds”. This new single D is a step in the right direction. Also there was DDaannii’ss designer Tabitha Somerset-Webb.
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Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comment (1)
The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield Endorses Your Bum Crack
INTRODUCING the “Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield”, a sticker that prevents your bum crack from being visible over the top of your jeans. Now your arse crack can be endorsed. Fashionistas will love the sticker that costs just 11 euros. Cover your slit in glory. Or why not make your own with forgetfully dabbed hunk of toilet paper?
The Most Disgusting Tattoos (NSFW)
Tattoos – The Tramp Stamp
Tattoos: The Misspelled Ones
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Posted: 20th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comments (5)
In Pictures: Grace Kelly: Style Icon Exhibition Arrives In London’s V&A
JOAN Collins was the star turn at the Victoria & Albert Museum in central London, for a private viewing of ‘Grace Kelly: Style Icon‘, an exhibition about the life of Princess Grace of Monaco. Also there was walking raindrop Ringo Starr arrives and his wife Barbara, Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert of Monaco, the tireless (it says here) Countess of Wessex, and the The Weed In Tweed that is Prince Edward.
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Also there: Nancy Dell’Olio, Dasha Zhukova, Danielle De Niese, Paul Smith Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach
In Pictures: Miranda Kerr Undoes The Peado Bikini
MIRANDA Kerr shows you that you don’t need the Paedo Bikini to look younger. Miranda Kerr is wearing a bikini for Ayyildiz Swimwear. So great is the bikini that in open still Miranda looks keen to escape it. She undoes the ties but – no, no – this is not soft porn: this is bikini modelling at the bleeding edge. Get a load of that bikini that makes everyone who wears it look like Miranda Kerr. Stretch to fit…
Miranda Kerr in pictures (NSFW)
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In Pictures: Proof That Kim Jong-il Is A Fashion Leader
KIM Jong-Il is a fashion leader. North Korea’s Gary Glitter prototype is a leader of fashions. AFP reports:
The trademark suit sported by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il is now in fashion worldwide thanks to his greatness, Pyongyang’s official website said Wednesday.
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Posted: 9th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Lindsay Lohan For 6126 (Knock And Wait)
LINDSAY Lohan will not do porn. Lindsay Lohan does art and leggings. If there were a magazine called Tits And Leggings, granted, Lindsay would be a shoot-in for the masthead. But there isn’t. Yet. And this means that Lindsay Lohan is not a soft porn star. Lindsay Lohan is fashion model for clothing label 6126. Incidentally, Great Portland Street 6126 was the number of Old Mr Anorak’s favourite concubine, ‘The Dowager’, until it was raided and became a private pharmacy (knock 6-1-2-6 and ask for Meow Meow)…
In Pictures: Selena Gomez For Asda
SELENA Gomez was at the launch of Disney Channel’s ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’ George at Asda fashion range, at One Marylebone in central London. We saw the new teen sensation in her black top and spangly skirt. Also there: Sol Campbell lookalike (NSFW) Alexandra Burke and the increasingly ubiquitous Danielle Lineker, wife to crisp fancier Gary Lineker…
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Posted: 7th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comments (2)
In Pictures: Arsenal’s Sol Campbell Naked For Give Up Clothes For Good
THE Give Up Clothes for Good campaign enables us to publish pictures of Sol Campbell naked giving a cheeky look over his shoulder and cupping his breasts. Look out for Sol on Page 3. Also naked shots of Bruno Tonioli, Kate Walsh, Julia Bradbury, Christopher Biggins, Sol Campbell, Jasmine Harman, Liz McLarnon, James Anderson and Camilla Dallerup. It’s a TK Maxx, HomeSense and Cancer Research UK campaign for children’s cancer research www.tkmaxx.com. Have you shopped for clothes in TK Maxx? Well, they’d rather go naked…
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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comments (6)
In Pictures: The Dressed To Kilt Charity Fashion Show With American Idol And Joan Jett’s Knockers
AT the 8th annual ‘Dressed To Kilt’ Charity Fashion Show presented by Glenfiddich at M2 Ultra Lounge in New York, USA, we spotted fat Scot Mike Meyers, Matthew Modine, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, Desperate Housewives’ Kyle McLaughlin, Alan Cumming, American Idol star emeritus Kellie Pickler, Twilight mum Joan Jett, Shani Davis, Thom Evans, Eve Muirhead and did we mention those Joan Jett knockers? Spot the knobs yourselves…
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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comment (1)
The Condom Fashion Show
CAN condoms make good fashion? Or is a condom solely to be worn as a hat?
One a positive note, anyone who wears these clothes will be prevented from breeding.
A gallery of condom fashion features hereunder.
Posted: 27th, July 2009 | In: Fashion | Comment (1)
Slippers Are The New Crocs
REASONS to be cheerful: The death of Crocs.
In 2007, Crocs boasted a profit of $168.2 million. In just one year, the company found itself struggling with debt, The Washington Post reports. It lost $185.1 million and cut 2,000 jobs while its stock price fell 76 percent. Now, the company has until September to pay back its losses.
The killer shoes are dead.
Long live the… Slippers!
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Michael Jackson Inspires Haute Couture Paris Fashion
MICHAEL Jackson Inspires Paris Fashion Week…
French designer Alexis Mabille does haute couture Blanket.
Egypt Gets Into Cock Fashion
FCUK, French connection’s dyslexic T-shirt slogan, gathers mildew in fashion’s big bargain basement, and in Egypt the hipsters are buying into their own dream: “Cock” fashions.
