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The Steve Buscemi Galaxy Collage onesie is divine
Who doesn’t want a onesie covered in visions of Steve Buscemi? The “Steve Buscemi Galaxy Collage” onesie is divine.
Spotter: DM
Posted: 10th, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, Fashion, The Consumer | Comment
Accidental Nazi glitter: Tote bag says “my favorite color is Hitler”
The Tote bag says “My favorite color is GLITTER”. Or does it. It looks a lot like the bag says “My favorite color is Hitler”.
Your to buy on the Belle Chic website for the $12.99.
Posted: 30th, July 2017 | In: Fashion, The Consumer | Comment
The hairy chest one-piece swimsuit exists
Women can turn heads in this Sexy Chest swimsuit.
Spotter: JWZ
Posted: 12th, June 2017 | In: Fashion, The Consumer | Comment
The Pool Floatie jacket – for people who worry when it rains
The Pool Floatie is a men’s jacket, by Christopher Raeburn. If it rains – and I mean really rains – you’ll be ok.
Posted: 18th, May 2017 | In: Fashion, The Consumer | Comment
The RompHim male romper suit is the stuff of nightmares
Men are in crisis. Following the man bun and undersized jackets that turns young men into Norman Wisdom tribute acts, the latest douchebag style is the male romper suit. Called the RompHim (gerrit?!), this cross between Doris Day’s pastel pyjamas and a baby-gro vomit will turn any man into one of the guys at the frat house.
On Kickstarter, it’s positioned to be the next big thing in frat and post-frat culture. The bros are shot in their natural habitats—drinking beers, going to Coachella, etc.—and in colors close to their hearts. Think pastels, youthful prints, and at least one “America!” riff on the style.
It is, say the creators of this chambray and cotton cry for help , a “revolution” in men’s styling – thus proving that not all revolutions are desirable.
Posted: 17th, May 2017 | In: Fashion, The Consumer | Comment
Evolution of Douchebag Style – the man bun vaper and beyond
Inspired by 100 Year of Beauty, some bright sparks have nailed the running joke of men’s fashion with the “Evolution of Douchebag Style”.
Spotter: BlameItOnTheVoices
Russian aerobics to electronic music (1985) is brilliant
The backing tracks to this slice of Russian 1980s culture was published by Melodiya. It’s brilliant and as horribly catchy as the man-made fibres on those leotards:
Spoter: @flashbak
Posted: 11th, May 2017 | In: Fashion, Music, The Consumer | Comment
Fashion windows: clear knee mom jeans
Are your knees your best feature? Or perhaps you have eyes where your knees are and need to see when you’re wearing trousers? Well – finally! – help is here with ‘Clear Knee Mom Jeans’, the height of peek-a-boo denim fashion.
Clear Knee Mom Jeans from Nordstrom are imported (from where, we’re not sure?):
Slick plastic panels bare your knees for a futuristic feel in tapered and cropped high-waist jeans.
Posted: 13th, March 2017 | In: Fashion, The Consumer | Comment
Frida Kahlo dressed a boy – photos
See more photos of the great artist Frida Kahlo experimenting with the fluidity of gender on Flashbak.
Posted: 24th, October 2015 | In: Celebrities, Fashion, Reviews | Comment
The many faces of David Bowie in one epic Gif
The many faces of David Bowie by Helen Green:
Ch-ch-changes…
Posted: 23rd, October 2015 | In: Celebrities, Fashion, Gifs, Key Posts, Music | Comment
Manchester United: new adidas retro kit comes with free Chelsea bottoms
Adidas know their market when it comes to flogging footy gear to the new fans. The firm’s new line of retro Manchester United kit includes the ‘1985 track jacket’. For a mere £65 the jacket goes well with the Chelsea sweatpants.
Spotter: Pies
Posted: 13th, October 2015 | In: Chelsea, Fashion, manchester united, Sports | Comment
Terrible fashion: the BlueBella ‘Unwrap Me’ Body Bow £16.00
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BlueBella ‘Unwrap Me’ Body Bow
Women are being old the BlueBella ‘Unwrap Me’ Body Bow for £16.00.
Body Bow by BlueBella
Satin ribbon
Oversized design
Can be tied in a number of ways
Presented in a mesh gift pouch
Hand wash
100% Polyester
What other ways can it be tied?
ABOUT BLUEBELLA
British lingerie label BlueBella was founded with a mission to inspire female confidence.
And it’s not the only one.
If one day your self-esteem is low, putting this on will help it rise and rise.
But only if you pull the bow up very, very tight to your chin.
Posted: 16th, September 2015 | In: Fashion, Reviews, The Consumer | Comment
You can buy a hat for your man bun
The man bun hat “unites the best of contemporary styles in hair and hats for young men,” says the fashionaista at Capitol Hill Seattle, notes Rob Beschizza.
Not yet available as a tattoo.
Spotters: Stylite, Dan Savage
The cowboy sandal is impetigo for your feet
The Cowboy Sandal is the work of Scotty Franklin of Springfield, Missouri. For $50– yeah, you pay him! – Scotty will distract attention from your terrible hair, chronic impetigo and that carbuncle on your forehead by getting everyone to stare at your feet.
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Posted: 15th, June 2015 | In: Fashion, The Consumer | Comment
Upset mother dresses cat in daughter’s nipple-revealing crop top
Anyone buying a $3 knit crop top from Amzaon whousl know that it shows your nipples and, as one mother says, “Do not buy this, even for your cat.”
Psychoanalyse that.
Posted: 10th, June 2015 | In: Fashion, Reviews, Strange But True | Comment
Daily Mail invites readers to perv at ‘underge’ American Apparel model in her underwear
Irony overload in the Daily Mail, which brings news that an advert by fashion company American Apparel has had “ANOTHER advert banned, this time for ‘too sexy’ photos of underage-looking model in thong bodysuit”.
The Daily Mail hates looking at sexualised underage girls and ogling them. You can see how much it hates leering at underage girls here, here, here, here, here and here.
So, how does it choose to illustrate this apparent horror? Why, by publishing a photo of the American Apparel advert and zooming on the model’s primary sexual characteristics:
The beast milk facial bar opens in Chicago
Got breast milk? Got a face? Then you can save $$$$ of skin treatments. But if you still want to be pampered, then head down to Chicgao spa Mud. Shama Patel, Mud’s founder, tells us:
“I really wanted to come up with something that was quick, effective, that appealed to the urban city girl…There are so many mommy blogs out there that talk about using breast milk to basically help with skin conditions.”
The milk is famed at “certified milk banks”.
File under: jug ears.
The knitted goat balaclava is finally here
Calling all Satanists with complexes, Jimmy Savile look-alikes and everyone tired of wearing small, chaffing skull masks: we give you the Goat Balaclava.
Well, not give exactly. The goat balaclava retails at £66.39.
Made from reassuringly demonic acrylic, the Goat Balaclava is versalite, as this model demonstrates:
Spotter:
Posted: 23rd, February 2015 | In: Fashion, The Consumer | Comment
Science decides: if you want to defeat men wear high heels
Do high heels make you men go weak at the knees? This just in from science:
Scientists from the Universite de Bretagne-Sud conducted experiments that showed that men behave very differently toward high-heeled women. The results, published online in the journal “Archives of Sexual Behaviour,” may please the purveyors of Christian Louboutin or Jimmy Choo shoes — yet frustrate those who think stilettos encourage sexism.
The study found if a woman drops a glove on the street while wearing heels, she’s almost 50 percent more likely to have a man fetch it for her than if she’s wearing flats.
Another finding: A woman wearing heels is twice as likely to persuade men to stop and answer survey questions on the street. And a high-heeled woman in a bar waits half the time to get picked up by a man, compared to when her heel is nearer to the ground.
“Women’s shoe heel size exerts a powerful effect on men’s behavior,” says the study’s author, Nicolas Gueguen, a behavioral science researcher. “Simply put, they make women more beautiful.”
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Fashion Fails: the ‘Don’t Open ‘Til Christmas’ WTF children’s onesies
Fashion brand Hatley has some intersting items for the kids:
Up close:
Oh, and dad gets one, too:
‘Til Chtistmas’
Brendan Jordan arrives: the gayest boy in the world advertises for American Apparel
Your hero in the above video is Brendan Jordan, the 15-year-old lurker who seized his chance when local news filmed in his area.
Said Master Jordan:
“I just saw a camera, and did my thing. I was imagining myself as if I were Lady Gaga, and that no one could destroy me.”
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Jesus Wept! The Christmas Jumper That Bleeds For Your Fashion Sins
Who hasn’t looked at a Christmas jumper and declared ‘Jesus’?
Shredders are selling this fine seasonal sweater designed by Steve Byrne.