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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Jade Goody: Bono And Me

jig.jpg JADE Goody’s re-entry into celebrity society requires careful planning. She can either: a) marry an Indian; b) eat an Indian; c) return to the tried-and-tested Jade Goody brand and be thick.

So here’s Jade in a Dublin bar. A man

Posted: 5th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dear Marc Bannerman: A Note From Sarah Matravers

sarah-matravers.jpg ONE thing even better than being a reality TV star is being the spurned lover of a reality TV star.

Victimhood is the preferred route for many fame hungry celebs see: “I was bullied”; “I was edited to look

Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Grazia | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Britney Spears And Her ‘Diddy Men’

ken-dodd.jpg THE Enquirer invites us within “BRIT’S CRAZY HOUSE!”

We will learn of “her double-locked secret room”, her “Cinderella obsession”; “what she keeps in the candy dish.”

The Enquirer risks spoiling the guessing game by whispering “pink handcuffs, ceiling mirrors &

Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nicole Richie And Joel Madden Sign Up

nicole-richie.jpg SEE pop star daughter Nicole Richie and pop star Joel Madden in their matching Peter Storm anoraks, with Comfi-Slax and his ‘n’ hers haversacks.

Also note, as the Enquirer does, Nicole and Joel’s his’ n’

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Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse: A Moving Tribute

amy_winehouse-pretty.jpg “AS a junkie Amy deserves scorn,” says the Mail’s front-page teaser, words illustrated by picture of Amy Winehouse in a red bra, “but surely someone can help this infuriatingly talented singer?”

Mail readers may like to volunteer their services. So

Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sharon Osbourne On Britney Spears

“I FEEL rally bad for Britney,” says Sharon Osbourne. “She needs to get out of LA and spend some precious time with her family.”

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Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen Quote Of The Day

Lily Allen Quote Of The Day, as told to GQ magazine: “A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn’t feel confident. I felt like, ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly…and I hate all these people who flaunt

Posted: 3rd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When Al Gore Meets Jon Bon Jovi

al-gore-bon-jovi.jpg “JON Bon Jovi has spent two hours with ex-us vice-president Al Gore, fuelling speculation he is planning to run for political office.”

So says the Mirror.

With Sean Penn trumpeting Hugo Chavez, Bono billed a Mr “G9” and Gordon Brown

Posted: 3rd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jungle Survivor Janice Dickinson Wants To Eat Dec Up

janice-dickinson-stick-insect.jpg FRESH from the celebrity jungle, Nip ‘n’ Bush Tucker stalwart Janice Dickinson tells Sun readers: “Dec is so hot. I want to put him a thong and play wild games with him. Grrowl!”

Dec is, of course, one smallish part

Posted: 3rd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Shoeless Amy Winehouse Shows Her Respect For Victoria Beckham

amy-winehouse-posh.jpg “POSH: I WANT YOU TO FAINT!” says the Star, words hung above a picture of Victoria Beckham applying mascara, to her eyes.

The Spice Girls, of which Vicky is one fifth, or perhaps a seventh if you approach from alternative

Posted: 3rd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jordan, Harvey And Cheap Shots In Heat And OK!

celebrity-magazine.jpg “FURY OVER JIBE AT JORDAN’S SON!” says the Sunday Express.

The news: a picture in Heat magazine of Katie Andre pulling disabled and blind son Harvey towards her gigantic Jordans came equipped with a sticker bearing the legend “Harvey wants

Posted: 2nd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Common People: Sharon Osbourne And Ozzy Present Brit Awards

ozzy-osbourne.jpg WITH the fans and sons and daughters of record executives kept apart from their pop heroes by bouncers, limousine and wire, we read with some joy that this season’s Brit Awards will be presented by Sharon Osbourne and

Posted: 30th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Beckham Labours In Nicole Kidman’s New Film

david-beckham-phone-1.png DAVID Beckham’s post-football career is causing Nicole Kidman to make notes.

Advertising perfumes and mobile phones is just fine if you are as jobbing footballer with match sweat to wash away and agents to call. But can a non-playing Beckham

Posted: 30th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Stephen King, TMZ, Britney Spears And Pakistan

stephen-king.jpg AS Tabloid Baby writes from LA on Stephen King, Britney Spears and Pakistan:

Novelist Stephen King went after the mainstream media for following the lead of the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com in covering inconsequential Britney Spears and Kanye West

Posted: 29th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


There Goes Lewis Hamilton And Naomi Campbell

naomi-campbell.jpg LEWIS Hamilton is with Naomi Campbell.

Lewis is one of our “best loved sportsmen” (see all media), whereas Ms Campbell once topped a poll for the Most Hated Person is Britain and is famed for throwing hissy fits and telephones.

Posted: 29th, November 2007 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Beckham’s Waxing On The Wane

biggins.jpg WITH David Beckham nearing the end of his football playing career, the world of waxing needs a new spokesman.

Step forward Chris Biggins, the I’m A Celebrity jungle camper. Says he, as heard by the Sun: “I sugar. It’s a

Posted: 29th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen Thought Of The Day

TODAy Lily Allen says in the Mirror: “Of course I’m not going to retire. This was the biggest joke in my life and I just cannot

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Posted: 29th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Perez Hilton: Show Me Your Celebrity Porn And…

perez-hilton.jpg THE Perez Hilton blog features the image of a celebrity’s penis. “You can Photoshop it all you want, honey. We know you have a puny peen!” says the “influential” blogger.

(Journalists like to think of Perez Hilton as being “influential”

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


JR Shot Her: Britney Spears Is Pregnant

britney-spears-pregnant.jpg OVER in the US, In Touch Weekly magazine reports that Britney Spears is with child.

Not Preston or Jayden, obviously Unfitney is a nickname earned by matters of recorded testimony.

Britney is with an embryonic Spears an inner

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hollywood’s Most Hated: Paris Hilton Hates…

donald-trump.jpg “WHO HATES WHO IN HOLLYWOOD!” says the National Enquirer’s front page. It’s “ALL NEW”.

It has the makings of a regular feature, and one that should prove to be popular.

There are pictures of Oprah Winfrey, Kid Rock, Paris Hilton,

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spice Girls: Victoria Beckham’s Past It Double

victoria-beckhams-breasts.jpg THE Spice Girls are reforming and the Mirror spots them at the Dancing With The Stars show, USA.

“TOUR HAS BEEN TANGO’D,” says the paper. And we look at the pictures of Sporty, Posh, Baby and Geri and wonder that

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen: Thought For The Day, By Black Eyed Peas

LILY Allen thought of the day, from Black Eyed Peas Will.I.Am: “I have a crush on Lily Allen. I met her before very briefly.

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Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Um Bonko: Sex In The I’m A Celebrity Jungle

im-a-celebrity.jpg “CELEBS CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN JUNGLE Hot scenes ITV dare not show.”

Some confusion on the Star’s front page where the shocker that stars in the I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! clearing are scaring the creatures is

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse Is… Troubled-Sad-The Rehab Singer

amy-winehouse-no-no-no.png AMY Winehouse has cancelled her tour, or “pulled the plug” as the Times notes on its front page.

Winehouse is “sad” (Times), “Miss” (Mail), “Troubled” (Star, Express and Sun), “The Rehab singer” (Mirror), and the American “Wreckamess” (Disney’s TMZ website).

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Why Victoria Beckham Reformed The Spice Girls

WANT to know why “Victoria Beckham reformed the Spice Girls”? The Sun asks the question.

The Spice Girls were and still are the pop feminists that set out to show girls and curious boys that if you really, really want

Posted: 27th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0