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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Paula Abdul Piss Taken

paula-abdul.jpgPAULA Abdul has this anecdote, she’d like to share with us: “Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynaecologist and my doctor said, ‘We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?’

I told … READ ON

Posted: 13th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Private Moments With Cerys Matthews And Marc Bannerman

marc-cerys.jpgFROM rat’s gonad to love rat, Cerys Matthews was never going to be easily swayed from her deep and lasting love for fellow I’m A Celebrity jungler Marc Bannerman.

Now in “CERYS & MARC AT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS” OK! … READ ON

Posted: 13th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, OK! | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lapdancing Is The Saviour Of Mankind, And Posh And Becks

handjive.jpgUSED to nights in and out with Victoria, David Beckham may have spent the duration of he and his wife’s trip to a pole dancing club ogling the slender pole.

He may well have squeezed his wife’s hand and offered … READ ON

Posted: 13th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Warming To Paris Hilton

paris_champagne.jpgTHE Sun’s front-page news combines a picture of Paris Hilton dipped in gold paint and the headline “PARIS FOUND GILTY”.

Inside the paper and readers see Paris Hilton on all fours. She is naked but in what is believed to … READ ON

Posted: 13th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jade Goody Pulls A Cracker

jadegoody2ofdiamonds-732951.pngYESTERDAY, the papers reported that Prince Azim of Brunei had given Jade Goody a ring valued at £3million.

Today the Sun says the ring is worth £30,000. The initial appraisal may have been influenced by the prince’s gift of jewellery … READ ON

Posted: 13th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Danielle Lloyd’s Orange Glow

danielle-lloyd_pale-pink-bikini.jpgSIGNS on the Daily Star’s front cover that the orangey cover that swaddles Danielle Lloyds’ body like the rind on a seasonal Satsuma renders her impervious to cold.

“Baby it’s cold outside,” says the Star’s front-page headline, “so let our … READ ON

Posted: 13th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Hello! Magazine

liza_minelli_wedding.jpgHELLO! magazine celebrates its 1,000 issue. “HAPPY 1,000,” it says to itself a little self-indulgently.

We can forgive the magazine slapping itself on the back. When you reach 1,000 you are liable to talk to yourself and repeat things you’ve … READ ON

Posted: 12th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Hello! | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Missing: Naomi Campbell’s Mobile Phone

naomilo_1.jpgANYONE see Naomi Campbell’s crystal-encrusted BlackBerry phone? You can’t miss it. Or, rather, it can’t miss you.

Ms Campbell has a difficult relationship with phones, as one Ana Scolavino has testified.

Indeed it was Campbell who said: “I pleaded guilty … READ ON

Posted: 12th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hillary Swank’s Vitamin Pills

miranda1.jpgSAYS actress Hillary Swank in W magazine: “I just took my most important ones, which are my Oz Garcia Longevity Pak.

“I shoved them in my mouth right before I met you, which I actually shouldn’t do, because I choked … READ ON

Posted: 12th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jodie Foster’s Secret Is Out

jodi-foster.jpgJODIE Foster is a lesbian.

We can say this without fear of being wrong because in “Hollywood’s worst-kept secret is out” the Mail delivers the facts.

The Mirror announces “JODIE IS OPUIT”, and also believes it to have been “Hollywood’s … READ ON

Posted: 12th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Beckham Shocks The Daily Mail Twice

becksarmani.jpgDAVID Beckham decision to move into gay porn and secure the key gay porn market has been met by professional comment.

Today the Mail’s Amanda Platell offers: “Greedy, vulgar, tacky. Beckham is narcissism made flesh… and icon for an age … READ ON

Posted: 12th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (8) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Goal Power: Germaine Greer On Victoria Beckham

SAYS Germaine Greer: “We had a whole generation of girls who discovered that power was cool because of the Spice Girls.”

The Mail listens in. “My generation wouldn’t have known what power was. They thought it was something you squirted … READ ON

Posted: 12th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Prince And Myself: Jade Goody Meets Prince Azim Of Brunei

jade-azim.jpgJADE Goody has met with Prince Azim of Brunei. Or make that Jaded Baddy has met with dark-skinned Asian.

Says Ms Goody in the Mail: “I have become quite friendly with the Prince of Brunei. He wanted to meet me, … READ ON

Posted: 12th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (7) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Would Rather Not Go Naked

olsens.jpgPETA has created a website and MySpace site to rubbish The Olsen twins.

Dubbed “The Trollsens”, Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen have committed the crime of wearing real fur.

Says Peta: “No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could … READ ON

Posted: 11th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tired And Emotional Alan Davies Reaches Out To Homeless

“JONATHAN Creek chomped my ear,” says the Mirror. “CLASH!” “BITE!”

The truth is little less shocking as reader learn that Alan Davies, who plays Jonathan Creek on the telly, bit into the ear of one Paul McElfatrick, described as “jobless” … READ ON

Posted: 11th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (10) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Suspend It Like David Beckham

DAVID BECKHAM appears on the Sun’s front page. Beckham fans are invited to dribble.

“Swollenballs,” says the headline, the shot of Beckham in his white underwear affords the Sun the chance to adapt his Goldenballs legend, although the paper offers … READ ON

Posted: 11th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Blonde Map of Europe: Princess Diana, Madeleine McCann, Britney Spears, Heather Mills

blondes.jpgTHE Blonde Map of Europe: Princess Diana, Madeleine McCann, Britney Spears, Heather Mills and Anne Darwin: “According to this map – and if you really believe that blondes have less brains –a nasty fall like that is more … READ ON

Posted: 11th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse Is Karl Lagerfeld’s Fashion Line

amy-winehouse-erin.jpgHAVING heard Amy Winehouse’s mum have a quiet word with her daughter via the pages of the News of the World, it is now the turn to Amy’s father Mitch to speak out.

While “Ma” administers an intravenous “steaming … READ ON

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Perez Hilton On Perez Hilton

PEREZ Hilton – celebrity blogger gone native – is talking about his favouite thing: Perez Hilton:

“Why do I think I’m so popular?” He stifles a yawn, teetering backwards in his chair like a truculent schoolboy.

“Well, I think a

READ ON

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


More Celebrities To The Pound In The Daily Telegraph

rachelweiss.jpgNO one could ever accuse the Daily Telegraph of short-changing its readers when it comes to pictures of young women with prominent cleavages.

In fact, when the day comes for the paper to raise its cover price to 100 pence, … READ ON

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Boom And Bust: Aguilera, Lopez And Berry Get This Season’s Look

jennifer-lopez-1.gif“CELEBRITY baby boom,” announces the front-page of first magazine – “first for being first!”.

There are pictures of actresses Cate Blanchett and Halle Berry, and chanteuse Christina Aguilera. But three celebrities being pregnant at one time does not a boom … READ ON

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Angelina Jolie Sees Las Vegas Man Badly Beaten

hatton.jpgA MAN lies on the ground. His face is bruised and bloodied. His eyes shut. He is British. It is Saturday night in Las Vegas.

And the impression is that the City of Sin is a tanned version of Blackpool … READ ON

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Juilette Lewis On Brad Pitt’s Trend-Setting ‘Little Brad’

brad_pitt_.jpgTHE National Enquirer’s Mike Walker spots Juilette Lewis, former love to Brad Pitt.

Says she: “After playing a rockin’ set with her band at club Chop Suey in Seattle… Juliette Lewis – who was hot ‘n heavy with hunky Brad READ ON

Posted: 9th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comments (6) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse’s Mum Writes Her A Letter And Posts It In The Tabloids

AMY Winehouse. Can you hear me, it’s mum?

“Dear Amy,

“I HOPE you understand why I’m writing this. We have spoken recently but many people will wonder why I haven’t run down to whatever hotel you’re staying in, scooped you READ ON

Posted: 9th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (9) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Marc Bannerman’s How To Celebroty Guide, Free With The News Of The World

marc-bannerman.jpg“MARC Bannerman’s hooker and cocaine shame,” announces the News of the World.

It’s all to be expected. Celebrities appear on reality TV to show the world the real them. They will then enlarge upon the real them in Celebrities On READ ON

Posted: 9th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (13) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0