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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Bill Cosby mind control Gif

BILL Cosby and his mind:

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 … READ ON

Posted: 15th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Gifs | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Boris Johnson race gaffe? London mayor tells Chinese Harry Potter’s Scottish lover Cho Chang was a foreigner

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BORIS Johnson entered stage left and went into his usual act of being a hapless music hall entertainer stumbling upon sound policy. The London Mayor, for it is he, was appearing as Bozza at Peking University. In an effort to … READ ON

Posted: 14th, October 2013 | In: Film, Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Stanley Kubrick explains the meaning of 2001: A Space Odyssey

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STANLEY Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey was a film about… Well, what is about? In 1969, Kubrick told Joseph Gelmis:

You begin with an artifact left on earth four million years ago by extraterrestrial explorers who observed the behavior of

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Posted: 14th, October 2013 | In: Books, Film, Flashback | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Guardian fingers Madonna in hunt for ‘kidnapper’

MADELEINE McCann: as yet the celebrities have been low on the ground in the hunt for the missing child. Operation Yewtree is not involved. But, then, the Guardian spotted Madonna:

Guardian maddie suspect

 

Spotter: Pies, via @ChrisPolickREAD ON

Posted: 14th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Madeleine McCann | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gordon Ramsay shows us his body on Twitter – but he’s not fat enough to trust

PANICKY TV chef Gordon Ramsay has been showing his body on Twitter.  He looks hairless on body, very hairy of head and buff. Do you trust a buff chef more than you do a fat one?

 

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Posted: 14th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Uri Geller buys Shropshire gorilla made of spoons

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NEWS is that… Well, we’ll let the BBC tell you:

Entertainer Uri Geller has commissioned a sculpture of a gorilla made from 5,000 spoons.

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Posted: 13th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Miley Cyrus: like her black homies the twerking minstrel knows ghetto

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OH, the irony. Miley Cyrus is talking with the Sunday Times about twerking at the VMAs:

If there’s one thing that bothered her about the fallout, it was the idea that her performance was racist, or a “minstrel show”, because,

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Posted: 13th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Malala Yousafzai: father regrets not protecting her from Bono and extracts from her auobiography

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TO write I Am Malala: The Girl who Stood up for Education and Was Shot by the Taliban, Christina Lamb spent a year in Birmingham with Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl shot by the Taliban. A few extracts from … READ ON

Posted: 13th, October 2013 | In: Books, Celebrities, Reviews | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Possibly the best Samuel L. Jackson picture ever

POSSIBLY the best Samuel L. Jackson picture ever:

Possibly the best Samuel L. Jackson picture everREAD ON

Posted: 11th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Black East New Yorkers charge white people $20 to see the Banksy wall

BANKSY, the muralist, has been decorating walls in New York City. The locals can’y get enough of him. For a few dollars they’ll let you see his artwork.

capnyc took a video:

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Posted: 11th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Money | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Someone buys Breaking Bad underpants for nearly $10k (NOT FOR CHARITY)

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BREAKING BAD is a show that divides everyone straight down the middle. You’ve got people who haven’t seen it and you’ve got people who love it, constantly tweet about it and make everyone else hate it even more. There is … READ ON

Posted: 11th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer, TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


HTC’s creates tacky golden bling to celebrate black music at the MOBO awards

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I’M really not sure that this is all that appropriate you know. Is overpriced golden blong really the way to celebrate the best of black and urban music at the MOBO Awards?

Because that’s what they’re doing:

Still, HTC

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Posted: 11th, October 2013 | In: Money, Music, Technology | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Julian Assange nearly makes Benedict Cumberbatch quit film, says leaked email

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NOT a man known for attracting attention to himself, Julian Assange apparently refused to meet Benedict Cumberbatch while he was preparing to play the WikiLeaks founder for a film… and amusingly, it is a leaked email that has revealed this … READ ON

Posted: 10th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Film | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Terrible film lines: the Howling III howler

TERRIBLE lines in film presents: the only memorable bit from Howling III:

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Posted: 10th, October 2013 | In: Film | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Great records: Praise-R-Cise is your musical Christian Aerobics weight-loss plan

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CHRISTIAN Aerobics was not like other aerobics (notably Muslim aerobics, Jewish aerobics and the Sikh aerobic, which is, as we know, glorified rhythmic gymnastics).… READ ON

Posted: 9th, October 2013 | In: Flashback, Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Coolio sings Gangster’s Paradise in a Preston student flat

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WHAT’S the saddest thing you’ve seen? How about Coolio sat in a flat of  Media Tech College, Preston, students and singing Gangster’s Paradise?

Singing the song when you’re young and lean is cool-io. See the lyrics:

Death ain’t nothing

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Posted: 9th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Toby Young, Wikipedia and the 583 entry edits

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ONE of the tiresome chores of life is maintaining the polish on one’s public profile. Don’t I know it, poppets! If anyone doubts this, check out Toby Young’s impressively anal attention to detail in his Wikipedia entry. Since January 2012 … READ ON

Posted: 9th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Technology | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Morrissey loves This Charming Charlie: Peanuts does The Smiths

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MORRISSEY may hate meat, but he doesn’t hate Peanuts. The professional pathos peddler has come out in support of Tumblr, ThisCharmingCharlie, saying that he’s “delighted and flattered” by reworkings of the Snoopy-starring comic strips that feature lyrics by his … READ ON

Posted: 7th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


James Brown teaches us to dance like Mr Bo Jangles’ Funky Chicken

WHO taught you how to dance? Clearly, no-one.

The aim of most dancers is to get into the middle of a large group already at it and hope no-one notices them. Either that or do The Madness dance. We cannot … READ ON

Posted: 7th, October 2013 | In: Flashback, Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0