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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Pictures of famous people posing with animals

FAMOUS people and animals. Do the pets make the famous faces look more of less lovable? Are the pets just props?

Sofia Loren

 

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Posted: 19th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Star gets different boobs for different occasions

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FORMER Atomic Kitten singer Jenny Frost has been taking about plastic surgery. Will she let her children have some?

“By the time [my children] are 17, people might be having boobs put on their heads! Or different boobs for different occasions — sexy Kate Moss boobs for a slinky evening dress, or Pamela Anderson knockers for a bikini!”

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Posted: 19th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Carly Rae Jepsen throws worst baseball pitch, like, EVER

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REGULARLY, people unfairly chide women for their inability to throw, however, popstar Carly Rae Jepsen have gone and thrown a ball so badly that it might keep bozos in jokes for the rest of their lives.

Jepsen was left amused and embarrassed by her lame attempt at throwing the first pitch at a baseball game.

She was invited to throw the traditional first pitch at the Tampa Bay Rays game against the Houston Astros, however, what transpired was worse than Diana Ross’ penalty during the opening ceremony for the ’94 World Cup.

Fox Sports commentators noted that Jepsen had actually thrown several impressive strikes during practice, which is no use to anyone, especially Jepsen.

Jepsen laughed off the pitch on Twitter later, describing it as a “fail”.

“So apparently I made ESPN with my fail of a pitch. Lol- Daddy must be so proud.”

Posted: 18th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pop culture: the hand-painted Elton John toilet seat

OBJECTS of desire: the Elton John hand-painted toilet seat. Life the seat, Rocket Man:

Elton John toilet seat

 

Posted: 18th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In 1929 Jean-Paul Sartre took mescaline – that’s when the crabs started to follow him

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IN 1929, Jean-Paul Sartre met  Simone De Beauvoir and took some mescaline. These two events were not linked. He recalled the experience in conversation with political science professor, John Gerassi:

Sartre: … I ended up having a nervous breakdown.

Gerassi: You mean the crabs?

Satre: Yeah, after I took mescaline, I started seeing crabs around me all the time. They followed me in the streets, into class. I got used to them. I would wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, my little ones, how did you sleep?” I would talk to them all the time. I would say, “O.K., guys, we’re going into class now, so we have to be still and quiet,” and they would be there, around my desk, absolutely still, until the bell rang.

Gerassi: A lot of them?

Sartre: Actually, no, just three or four.

Grassi: But you knew they were imaginary?

Sartre: Oh, yes. But after I finished school, I began to think I was going crazy, so I went to see a shrink, a young guy then with whom I have been good friends ever since, Jacques Lacan. We concluded that it was fear of being alone, fear of losing the camaraderie of the group. You know, my life changed radically from my being one of a group, which included peasants and workers, as well as bourgeois intellectuals, to it being just me and Castor. The crabs really began when my adolescence ended. At first, I avoided them by writing about them — in effect, by defining life as nausea — but then as soon as I tried to objectify it, the crabs appeared. And then they appeared whenever I walked somewhere. Not when I was writing, just when I was going someplace. … The crabs stayed with me until the day I simply decided that they bored me and that I just wouldn’t pay attention to them. And then the war came, the stalag, the Resistance, and the big political battles after the war.

From the book Talking With Sartre: Conversations and Debates.

Posted: 18th, July 2013 | In: Books, Celebrities, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spotify is overpaying Thom Yorke and The Bleaters

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THE latest is the row about how the royalty streams from Spotify are too low turns up in The Guardian. As you might expect from that paper there’s a great deal of indignation and not a lot of light and sense.

As background, Thom Yorke has demanded that Spotify no longer play his songs as he thinks they offer a really bad deal to musicians. So, The G went out and found someone who agreed:

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Posted: 17th, July 2013 | In: Money, Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Railway Children gets first complaint in 42 years

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WE all like complaining, but would you moan about something that is 42 years old? The British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) has received its first ever complaint for The Railway Children, which was first aired in 1970.

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Posted: 16th, July 2013 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cocksucker Blues – Groupies sex and shooting up heroin: The Rolling Stones epic and banned documentary

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IN 1972, long before The Rolling Stones were pop’s Establishment act headlining Glastonbury and making Prince Harry and smug BBC DJs dance in their yurts, they were rebellion personified.  It was the year Robert Frank created the documentary Cocksucker Blues. When they saw the film shot on tour, some of them hated it enough to block its release.

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Posted: 16th, July 2013 | In: Flashback, Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Paul Hollywood bleeds for his son Joshua’s nose

The American Baking Competition

HOW’S life treating Paul Hollywood, the TV baker who packed his scales and went to America? Well, the 46-year-old left his wife (49) and family to allegedly romance a 34-year-old TV presenter called Marcella Valladolid, his co-host on the The American Baking Competition.

What can he do to make things better, to heel the pain his family have gone through and show them it’s not all about him? Why, he can talk to the Sun:

Speaking to The Sun, Paul, 46, said son Joshua got nosebleeds as the stress of his parents’ split took its toll on the 11-year-old.

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Posted: 14th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


1973: Jimmy Savile hid in a Womble suit on Top of The Pops to leer at young girls

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OPERATION Yewtree calls The Wombles.

Mike Batt wrote their music. He went on the record:

In 1974 The Wombles were the biggest selling act in the U.K. It all came about by my being hired to do the music for this little TV series, five minutes long, that the BBC did. These funny little puppet things being stop-animated into rather twee adventures picking up litter on Wimbledon Common. Instead of getting the £200 fee for it, I asked if I could have the character rights to the music. That was worth nothing, because there was no band or anything, so they gave me that instead.

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Posted: 13th, July 2013 | In: Flashback, Music, TV & Radio | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Why Star Trek star Zoe Salanda ended her Burger King career

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LIKE you, we’ve been wondering why Star Trek actress Zoe Saldana turned to acting? She explains:

“When I was in my teens, I had a job at Burger King. Then one day I was in the middle of a transaction, and realised that I didn’t enjoy it any more. I said to the manager there and then: ‘Can you finish this?’ and quit.”

Still in her teens, Saldana realised Burger King wasn’t for her. Millions of teenagers with jobs in McDonalds, KFC, Wimby and even a few branches of Eat and Pret A Manger are right now revisiting their life choices and saying, ‘Whatever. I’m going for a smoke’…

 

Posted: 12th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Daft Punk Get Lucky condom contains no hidden message

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WHERE JLS lead,  Daft Punk follow. Behold the  Get Lucky condoms. Daft Punk’s message is just about having sex. JLS wanted their Johnnies to alter our minds:

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Posted: 12th, July 2013 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jennifer Lopez lives her life as if walking in a perfume advert

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JENNIFER Lopez, aka Jenny who owns the block, is the subject of a  W Magazine article in which she returns to her roots in New York’s Bronx:

She turned away from the house and went to her dressing-room trailer, where she would be transformed into the star she had dreamed of becoming. An hour later, she was swathed in a mink coat and high black patent-leather stilettos, her hair styled in a shoulder-length wave. Lopez walked the street as if it were a runway. She asked an assistant to hold up a full-length mirror so she could watch—and direct—her performance for the camera. Eventually, she posed in front of the house that made her. Two children, who live there now, ran into the yard behind her. Lopez turned and smiled. I was you, she seemed to be saying. And now I’m me.

Jenny, who already has a 21-strong fragrance range –  one smells of “the way a woman feels when she discovers herself“; another of “a special glow that women get when they’re pregnant and falling in love with their babies” – appears to be living her as if existing in a perfume commercial. This one will be called Bronx Cheer – top notes of wet Dalmatian puppy over essence of new money and Orbit mint gum…

 

Posted: 10th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Michael Caine explains the power of blinking in this acting workshop

 

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MICHAEL Caine shares with us the power of not blinking,. He keeps on going…. and going… in this acting workshop:

That’s an extract from a film acting class.. You can watch it all:

Posted: 9th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities, Film, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In 1978 Sex Pistol John Lydon told the BBC he’d like to murder Jimmy Savile (audio)

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IN October 1978, when Jimmy Savile was in his paedo pomp, seducing kids on the BBC with the vow that Jim’ll Fix It and spinning the discs on Radio 1, Johnny Rotten wanted to murder him.  In this clip, John Lydon talks about killing the protected Savile.

The interview features on Public Image’s album Religion Attack. This part about Savile never did make the Beeb’s final cut for broadcast:

Posted: 7th, July 2013 | In: Flashback, Key Posts, Music, TV & Radio | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Westboro Baptist Church writes Taylor’s Swift’s album sleeve notes – ‘THE WHORISH FACE OF DOOMED AMERICA’

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IT’S widely held belief that getting slammed and damned by the Westboro Baptist Church is an enviable badge of honour. If you upset them, then it’s a nailed-on certainty that your living life well. So, then, to their WBC’s press release on ex-boyfriend-powered chanteur Taylor Swift:

@TaylorSwift13 works her “girl next door” country-singer shtick, while hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore. She is wildly popularly, especially among  young ladies, with over 29M followers on Twitter, and thus a giant platform.

She is:

THE WHORISH FACE OF DOOMED AMERICA

ROCK ON!

When did the WBC start writing sleeve notes? Slap that on the cover of Taylor’s autobiography and CDs and watch those unites shift…

Posted: 5th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Professor Green calls female journalist a ‘fat whore’ for invading his privacy – works for Chinese mobile phone company accused of spying

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WHEN The People’s Katie Hind wrote about Professor Green, the singer was upset.

He tweeted:

She practically printed my address – she’s a fat pig faced c**t of a no news whore.”

It’s an invasion of privacy, then, by a woman who sells herself to her paymaster? This makes her in Green’s eyes a “whore”, a “c**t” and a “fat pig”. He adds:

I had my life and privacy put at risk by this woman and people have the cheek to defend her? what did i ever do to her? these scum bag showbiz journalists need a f**king wake up call.

He then advised:

Hind, The People’s Showbiz Editor and gossip columnist – “She brings you the latest celebrity news from the A listers” – may care to note the Professor’s relationship with a company called ZTE:

Professor Green has partnered with ZTE Corporation to promote the UK launch of the ZTE Grand X dual-core smartphone… This follows a previous partnership between ZTE and the musician in 2011.

Says the Prof:

“ZTE is a great, innovative brand that is really shaking things up with their new mobile phones. With gigs and shows all the time in different countries, I am constantly on the move, so anything that enables people to watch videos, listen to music and play games on their phone gets my vote!” 

What do we know about ZTE? Reuters reports:

ZTE said in March 2012 that it would curtail business in Iran following a report by Reuters that it sold Iran’s largest telecoms firm a powerful surveillance system capable of monitoring telephone and Internet communications. The company is now facing a U.S. criminal investigation over the issue.

The BBC reported:

The European Union is investigating whether China illegally subsidised several of its telecommunications companies – including ZTE – to enable them to grow quickly and overtake the likes of Nokia and Alcatel.

At a recent meeting to discuss the matter, Beijing warned that if Brussels pressed ahead with its investigation, there would be severe retaliation against other western industries such as motoring and agriculture.

The Financial Times quoted a source familiar with the events as saying: “Put it this way: it’s not like they went for a beer after and watched football.”

The Smoking Gun alleged:

The FBI has opened a criminal investigation targeting a leading Chinese telecommunications firm that allegedly conspired to illegally ship hardware and software purchased from U.S. tech firms to Iran’s government-controlled telecom company, a violation of several federal laws and a trade embargo imposed on the outlaw Islamic nation, The Smoking Gun has learned.

The federal probe, launched earlier this year, has also uncovered evidence that officials with the Chinese company, ZTE Corporation (ZTE), are “engaged in an ongoing attempt to corruptly obstruct and impede” a Department of Commerce inquiry into the tainted $130 million Iranian transaction, according to a confidential FBI affidavit.

Officials with ZTE allegedly began plotting to cover up details of the Iranian deal after Reuters reported on the transaction in late-March. The news agency revealed that the telecom equipment sold to Iran was a “powerful surveillance system capable of monitoring landline, mobile, and Internet communications.” Included in the material sent to Iran were products manufactured by U.S. firms like Microsoft, Oracle, Cisco Systems, Dell, and Symantec.

Concerned that they could no longer “hide anything” in the wake of the Reuters report, ZTE lawyers discussed shredding documents, altering records, and lying to U.S. government officials, according to an insider’s account provided to FBI agents by a Texas lawyer who last year began serving as general counsel of ZTE’s wholly owned U.S. subsidiary. ZTE, the world’s fourth largest telecom equipment manufacturer, is publicly traded, though its controlling shareholder is a Chinese state-owned enterprise.

Time magazine asked:

Are Chinese Telecoms Firms Really Spying on Americans?

What says the privacy-loving, anti-whoring Professor?

PS – ZTE deny spying.

Spotter: Popbitch

Posted: 4th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Technology | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hollywood: How the Zombie beat The Cowboy

TRUE **it.  The Zombie beats The Cowboy:

“Sometime in 2011 the total number of film plots with the keyword ‘zombie’ passed the number of film plots with the keyword ‘cowboy,’ according to the Internet Movie Database. One might argue that the zombie has become the great American archetype of the postmodern era, as the cowboy was the American archetype a century ago. With the release of Brad Pitt’s $200 million zombie epic World War Z, what used to be the stuff of low-budget shockers has entered the American cultural mainstream. Therein lies a lesson.”

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Posted: 4th, July 2013 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jennifer Aniston is a born again virgin

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HOW’S life treating unmarried middle-aged mum-of-none Jennifer Aniston*. This week, she’s eaten a McDonald’s:

“I’ll never forget when Justin and I were on a road trip and we were so hungry. The only thing around was McDonald’s. I think I ordered a Big Mac. Wow, my body did not react well to that! It was like putting gasoline in a purified system.”

Poor Jen.

* How Old Mrs Anorak likes to describe Our Jen.

Posted: 4th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cheryl Cole is ‘proud to reach 30’

EMBARGOD TO 0001 SATURDAY JANUARY 19 File photo dated 09/06/12 of Cheryl Cole performing with her boyfriend and dancer Tre Holloway (right) as their romance could "go the distance", according to her bandmate Kimberley Walsh.

HOW was Cheryl Cole’s 30th birthday? A “source” tells all media:

“Cheryl’s been through so much in the past few years, and she’s actually really proud to reach the age of 30.”

And we’re proud of you, Cheryl. We are proud to count ourselves one of the people proud of Cheryl.

 

Posted: 3rd, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The 1982 Blade Runner convention reel

One of the Blade Runner Convention Reels featuring interviews with Ridley Scott, Syd Mead and Douglas Trumbull about making Blade Runner universe. This 16 mm featurette, made by M. K. Productions in 1982, is specifically designed to circulate through the country’s various horror, fantasy and science fiction conventions.

BLADE RUNNER is one of my all-time favourite films. The director’s cut is even better. Future Noir:

One of the Blade Runner Convention Reels featuring interviews with Ridley Scott, Syd Mead and Douglas Trumbull about making Blade Runner universe. This 16 mm featurette, made by M. K. Productions in 1982, is specifically designed to circulate through the country’s various horror, fantasy and science fiction conventions.

Posted: 3rd, July 2013 | In: Film, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Marilyn Monroe: The Last Sitting in a Gif

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SIX weeks after Bert Stern took these pictures in June 1962, Marilyn Monroe died.

The set became known as The Last Sitting. Sten and Monroe spent three-days at the Bel Air Hotel in Los Angeles. He took 2,500 photos.

Said Stern, who died in June 2013:

“It was a one-time-in-a-lifetime experience to have Marilyn Monroe in a hotel room…”

In the point-click-and-publish digital age,  Monroe would never have looked so good:

 

Posted: 3rd, July 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Justin Bieber is excited to meet you – in a Gif

JUSTIN Bieber is excited to meet you  – in a Gif:

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Posted: 1st, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom enters rehab’s revolting doors

farrah abraham DIU rehabFARRAH Abraham’s CV reads like the idiots guide to fame.

Reality TV? Check

Leaked porn vid? Check

Cosmetic surgery for fame? Check

Pop song? Check

Rehab? Check in.

Radar reports that Farrah is enrolled at the Lukens Institute, Palm Beach Gardens, FL. She’s there because she was once stopped for DUI. It shook her to the bottom of her talents. In rehab, Farah will surely hope to hook up with Lindsay Lohan for a lesbian clinch. Granted, that’s in Book 2 of How To Be Famous, but Farrah is on the fast-track programme. At her current rate of fame she will be on a ITV4’s Whatever Happened To..?  show by Thursday and ‘dating’ Simon Cowell by Friday afternoon.

Says Farrah of her journeyyyyyyy:

“At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life. I’m 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time.”

A career in nursing beckons….

Posted: 1st, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


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