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Celebrities | Anorak - Part 60

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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Justin Bieber can cause depression in non-golfers

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JUSTIN Bieber is a pull-ups wearing, brattish popstar. But when he rocked up late on stage at London’s 02 he became a cause of lifelong depression. Virginia Blackburn tells Express readers:

WELL thanks for nothing, Justin Bieber, must have been the thought going through thousands of preteen minds as thousands of pre-teen hearts broke quite in two, never to be rendered whole again.

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Posted: 7th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Russell Crowe has filmed a real UFO outside his office in Woolloomooloo (and fruit bats)

The Next Three Days Screening - Los Angeles

IF we’re being honest with ourselves, actors seem a bit mental don’t they? They don’t work very often and they’re the most paranoid people on Earth. Their imaginations run wild and they end up acting oddly in public.

And so, to Russell Crowe who has posted a video on YouTube which he claims shows a UFO passing by his office window in Sydney.

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Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jennifer Aniston has had 25 children – wants to adopt more

Walk of Fame - Jennifer Aniston

JENNIFER Aniston’s womb has been occupying the font-page of the National Enquirer for years. The current issue tell us that Jen is “about to become a mom”. Jen is “telling friends she has abandoned her dream of conceiving twins… and now she wants to adopt”.

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Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Celine Dion makes the kinky mouse look her own

WHAT did they do with Celine Dion? When the singer of the theme song to stricken vessels, My Heart Will Go On  (don’t scream “Mayday” and describe your pain – just play the song loud and help will surely come your way) arrived at V magazine, what were they thinking? Not sure what to make of Celine’s outfit, so we’ll hark back to what entertainment.com said of Celine’s Dion’s super-short dress sported at the Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival: “Celine accidentally flashes her fans!”  Which leads to the question: what are yours called?

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Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Justin Bieber: The birth of the Super Brat

Justin Bieber in Concert - Manchester

FOR some time now, Justin Bieber has been an arsehole. He’s flipped the bird at photographers, implied that women deserved to be raped, vomited on-stage, been accused of being unfaithful to Selena Gomez, smoked, boozed, not given too frigs if his fans cut themselves and now, he’s turning up late for shows showing incredible contempt for his wickle fans.

Now he’s in his late teens, he’s all set to implode. We advise you get some popcorn in and watch the show.

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Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Justin Bieber’s 02 gig in photos: The Michael Jackson Ronseal tour

JUSTIN Bieber kept fans waiting two hours before he appeared on the stage at London’s O2 Arena last night. He then cut his show half an hour short. There are stories of his young fans falling asleep, making full use of the commemorative pull-ups and being bit with Michael Jackson songs whilst they waited in their seats (cost: £56 ty £330 each). Bieber went on Twitter to explain: “It’s my prostate…” No:

“Since I have been here it hasn’t been easy with the press at times but I have loved it. So let me say this… Last night i was scheduled after 3 opening acts to go on stage at 935 not 830 but because of some technical issues I got on at 10:10. So… i was 40 min late to stage. there is no excuse for that and I apologize for anyone we upset. However it was great show (sic) and Im proud of that”

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Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Brendan Fraser can’t get by on $205,7 04.04 a month

BRENDAN Fraser is contesting Afton Smith’s appeal for $900,000 a year in alimony and child support. The couple have three children. To prove that he can in no way afford that, Fraser produced documents detailing his outlays. TMZ got the list. He brings in $205,704.04 income each month plus $25,800.28 in interest.

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Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Peter Wyngarde: when ‘Rape ‘ was King and gross indecency wore vinyl and velvet

THE Daily Mail is never slow to point out, in merciless detail, the physical and sartorial shortcomings of any celebrity, be they great or small.

“When Seventies television star Peter Wyngarde was spotted out shopping near his West London home last week it was clear his fashion sense had deserted him a long time ago” ran the caption to a picture of a well-preserved gentleman in his late seventies, dressed in fashionable casual clothes.

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Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback, Key Posts, Music, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kim Kardashian pregnant graffiti

KIM Kardashian always struck Anorak as sexless and dull, a corporate committee idea of aspiration. To others, though, she’s an inspiration. She’s also pregnant:

Spotter: absoto

 

Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Why Eric Burden became an Animal: blame the girls and the Black African-American royalty

ERIC Burdon used to be an Animals (but he’s alright now). The lead singer with the Animals – a man remembered as John Lennon’s “eggman” –  explains why he got into music:

To pull chicks! Whenever we got together in the garage to play with doors open, the next thing there’d be a bunch of girls standing around..

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Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Reflections on Iceberg Slim: the chronicler of male-female relations

I FIRST read Iceberg Slim’s autobiography Pimp when I was a teenager. The title, the women, the vice and the slang made it exotic, but the story was down and dirty. The women were often wild and fierce. By the end of the book, Slim was man ho’d lived and been chewed up by life. To me, this was no glorifying of the skin game.

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Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


American Pimp” a film about a ‘person with no morals’

AMERICAN Pimp is a film about a “person with no morals“. Well, so they say… Langauge is NSFW:

Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Class of 1943: Name the stars in this MGM Studio photo

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Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Film, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Evangeline Lilly: eco-activist is occasional user of aviation fuel

EVANGELINE Lilly joins the ranks to eco-activists who are also occasional users of aviation fuel. Lilly explains her trip to cold Washington from warm Hawaii for the Forward on Climate demo:

I boarded a jet plane this past Friday and traveled 16 hours through the night to Washington, D.C. I was back on a plane again on Monday morning flying the reverse 16 hours back home. I was in Washington with over 40,000 other protesters for the Forward on Climate Rally …

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Posted: 1st, March 2013 | In: Celebrities, Global Warming | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Cole wants London to be like a Wapping stairwell

LILY Cole, the actress and model was talking to OK! about her eco-mission to the Amazon. She did it to highlight the plight of the rainforest. She also did to to find an inner and outer calm:

“Deep in the forest, my mobile phone doesn’t work. It feels great to disconnect. They should make an area of London where you can get no phone service, so people can just disconnect for a while!”

There is, Lily. Wapping. The stairwell at Metropolitan Wharf, between floors 3 and 4. See you there, Lily. Bring yoga mats.

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Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Euro pop songs – five of the worst

IT occurred to us that Eurovison might be a rich tablet of talent, but it comes round only once a year. Time to look five forgotten European gems:

Armi Ja Danny – I Want To Love You Tender

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Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Flashback, Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


‘We’ve seen your cock': Sarah Silverman presents the Oscars (William Shatner predicts)

WHEN Seth MacFarlane presented the Oscars, he gave the bookers what they wanted: boobs and simple comedy that would get the young uns tuned in, and give the liberal elite who run Hollywood something to hang their credentials on.

Created by Smash the Patriarchy on B3ta:

Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Harry Styles: Not the first popstar to be hit with something on stage (video round-up)

RECENTLY, Harry Styles of One Direction, was pelted in the wang by a stray shoe, thrown from his beloved audience. This writer himself has thrown an errant trainer at The Prodigy, missing the target (Keef) by some distance and hitting the drummer’s cymbal at Reading ’96 (if you have a recording of the show, listen out for it during Poison).

Of course, this kind of behaviour is not to be cheered at… mostly. It is wilfully stupid behaviour, but alas, is all part of the rock ‘n’ roll circus.

Some musicians get bras and drugs thrown at them, which is very nice. Most however, aren’t too pleased with what comes their way.

With that, let us look at some of the most brutal bottlings and weirdest missiles aimed toward people just trying to earn a living.

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Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When Jason Manford met a stripper called Stacey she updated his Wikipedia entry

JASON Manford, married former presenter of BBC TV’s The One Show – resigned when he was spotted ‘flirting’ with fans online – <em >”paid £60 for web sex”. The Sun reports:

TELLY’S Jason Manford exposed himself on a webcam as he paid £60 for cybersex with a stripper.

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Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


So, Whodini, what is a rap attack?

WHAT’S A Rap Attack. Mr Whodini? With their Magic’s Wand, Jalil Hutchins, Ecstasy (John Fletcher) and Grandmaster Dee (Drew Carter) will show you:

Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Flashback, Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Want to see Harry Styles getting hit in the balls? Here you go

ANYONE keen to see  One Direction’s lead hair, Harry Styles, getting hit in the balls can enjoy this gif:

And this video:

Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rihanna isn’t ‘authentic’ according to thunderously drab indie band

YOU’VE heard the same arguments against pop music time and time again, never once getting any more original, witty or incisive – ‘pop music isn’t real music’. Usually, these gripes come from crashingly dull indie bands who think they’re part of something more ‘real’ or ‘better’ because they’re stupid enough to believe that picking up a guitar and playing the same 4 chords every other indie band is playing, is somehow more valuable than anything else.

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Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gerard Depardieu’s Russian travelogue in photos

FRENCH actor Gerard Depardieu has relocated from France to Russia. It’s the ultimate celebrity travelogue. Stuff going down the Nile by boat with Joanna Lumley, traversing the Sahara with Ewan McGregor on a bike or Sue Johnston’s search for Shangri-La in Tibet. That charabanc of jobbing celebrities showing us the exotic through tourists’ eyes and the locals’ emotions has been smashed by Depardieu, who has set up home somewhere foreign and unusual. It turns out that the exotic and bizarre is not reached by Mylene Klass making a charity trip to the Philippines or Paul Merton buying a Pith helmet in India, but by a simple three-hour flight to Moscow.

How’s he getting along?

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Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0