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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Susan Boyle album tweets as #susanalbumparty

SUSAN Boyle’s new album has been given the hashtag susanalbumparty. And that is all:

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Posted: 21st, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Look what the did to skinny Adele with her ti*s out

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Posted: 21st, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Criminal record: Jimmy Savile seduced girls with yoghurt

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YOUTUBER  spots a Jimmy Savile record:

I found this flexidisc years ago in a record shop in Hull. Its a promotional record for Dale Farm yoghurts and has Jimmy interacting with members of the public promoting yoghurt. I wasn’t sure whether to post it or not as it could be taken out of context/edited, etc, but due to recent allegations on Jimmy’s past a friend insisted it was my public duty.

Taken as seen, you can hear Jimmy flirting with some young girls and inviting them back to his hotel later that evening, as well as laying claim to have invented yoghurt. It’s obviously very tongue in cheek for the most part…

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Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dying Whitney Houston wins Dylan Howard the Tweet of the Year prize

whitney houston tweet buzzfeed Dying Whitney Houston wins Dylan Howard the Tweet of the Year prize

AND the 2012 Winners of the LA Press Club’s 5th National Journalism Awards are here. The standout award winner is Dylan Howard for his Tweet of The Year:

Dylan Howard, Celebuzz, “Whitney Houston’s Death – Happening Right Now”

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Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The greatest Daily Mail story ever: bullshit.com strikes gold

THE ultimate Daily Mail story:

daily mail The greatest Daily Mail story ever: bullshit.com strikes gold

 

Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Journalists go mental and naked on Rihanna’s 777 flight

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EVEN though Rihanna is the most annoying popstar on the planet (seriously, we get it – you’ve got a pair of buttocks you’d like us all to see and you will continue to try and make money out of an abusive relationship), even she doesn’t compare to the infuriating potential of a plane filled with Rihanna fans, sycophants and, worst of all, journalists and critics.

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Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Adele is the most powerful human in most powerful nation of Earth

HOW does the Independent illustrate the news that “Britain is now most powerful nation on earth”? Answer: with Adele:

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Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tulisa and Danny: the media handlers and lawyers take over the love story

danny tulisa 1 Tulisa and Danny: the media handlers and lawyers take over the love storyIN “I want Tu make it work”, the Daily Mirror leads with news that X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos’ latest lover, Newcastle United footballer Danny Simpson, “is standing by her”. Stoic Danny has dated Tulisa three times, we are told.

Danny Simpson last night vowed to stay with his new love Tulisa Contostavlos – despite claims his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child.

Claims? The story has shifted. That Stephanie Ward was pregnant with Simpson’s baby was presented as fact a few days ago. The Mirror wrote of the soapy situation:

As a pregnant mum, she was horrified that she found herself competing with Tulisa.

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Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gina Lollobrigida triumphs at Rome Film Festival (photos)

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TO Italy for the Rome Film Festival were sex siren of the solver screen Gina Lollobrigida gives Miss Italy 2012 Giusi Buscemi the kind of look that says: “You in your pelmet crown. You will have to sleep with everybody…And you know what? I tell you what? You still won’t make it.” Gina Lollobrigida has pity.

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Posted: 17th, November 2012 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Octomum: The Rocktuplets sing I’m Ready For Christmas

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YOU ready for the The Roctuplets? Who they? Why, they’re the 8 children who came singing and dancing out of Octomum Nady Suleman’s clown car-seized women.

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Posted: 16th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


This Honey Boo Boo portrait is made from trash

HONEY Boo Boo, TV starlet, has been immortalised in her own rubbish, or trash. Make what you will of that.

Jason Mecier lives and works in San Francisco.

honey boo boo This Honey Boo Boo portrait is made from trash

Posted: 16th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rihanna: 777 tour fizzes out in plastic cups

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WHEN she embarked on her 777  tour – seven days, seven countries, seven concerts in a Boeing 777 – Rihanna partied abord the plane with no less than 200 journalists and fans. The show kicked off with a picture of Rihanna was pictured pouring loads of champers into cups. Plastic cups. Stacks of plastic cups.

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Posted: 16th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Where are they now? Dave Benson Phillips

WHERE are they now? Not every star from your childhood is under suspicion of deviant sex. BBC TV star and all-round good bloke Dave Benson Phillips is for hire. The man’s a leg end:

From entertainer and kids TV leg end, Dave Benson Phillips, comes an offer for 2013 that is seriously MAD!

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Posted: 16th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


1978: Dar Robinson hits the high flying double trampoline

SEPTEMBER 20 1978: Movie stuntman Dar Robinson drops to second trampoline suspended below a helicopter flying at 300-feet as he performs the stunt live for the Dick Clark’s Live on Wednesday TV series. After hitting the bottom trampoline Robinson did several somersaults while cameras rolled. Dar Robinson died in 1986. He was 39. At his peak he held 21 world stunt records. He died working on the set of Million Dollar Mystery. He had worked in such films as Papillon, Airplane!, Police Academy and Lethal Weapon.

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Posted: 15th, November 2012 | In: Film, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Not Smashie and Nicey: Dave Lee Travis arrested as part of Operation Yewtree

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UPS and downs for Dave Lee Travis. In June 2011, the former BBC Radio 1 DJ was revealed to be Suu Kyi’s lifeline. Aung San Suu Kyi, the Burmese pro-democracy leader, revealed the source of an unlikely lifeline when she was under house arrest – Hairy Cornflake Dave Lee Travis. The Nobel Peace Prize winner, who had spent 15 years under house arrest since 1989, said the DJ’s request show on the World Service helped make her “world much more complete“. Travis’s other great claim to fame was a resignation from Radio 1, telling the audience “…changes are being made here which go against my principles and I just cannot agree with them…”

So long, Smashie and Nicey.

Fast forward one year and Dave Lee Travis has been arrested.

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Posted: 15th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kurt Cobain’s 50 favorite albums

THESE are Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain’s 50 favorite albums, as noted in his journals. There’s a Christmas compilation album in this…

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Posted: 14th, November 2012 | In: Music | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Elmo can’t stop talking about sex, but denies any wrongdoing with 16 year old

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HAVE you seen Being Elmo? Rubbish isn’t it? It’s cinematic fluff that faces you with a story of a man who, without much fuss, because really famous for having his hand in the arse of a red, furry irritant. Elmo, somehow, because the single most famous thing on Sesame Street.

Now Elmo is having a crisis.

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Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Alan Sugar’s sexist Christmas gift tweet

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ALAN Sugar introduces a masterclass in everyday sexism. He tweets:

Women, get the boss to buy you all a small gift for Christmas to show appreciation for all your hard work 

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Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When Iggy Pop shagged a teddy on BBC children’s telly Captain Sensible laughed

captain sensible bbc tv When Iggy Pop shagged a teddy on BBC childrens telly Captain Sensible laughed

WITH the BBC in the mire and floundering, time to look back at what else aside from a predatory paedophile Aunty dished up to the kidzzz in those dark, Satanic days of the 1980s.

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Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pregnant Jennifer Aniston not carrying lover Justin Theroux’s baby!

CAN it be true that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant but not by lover Justin Theroux?

The current issue of Now magazine says: “JUSTIN TELLS JEN ‘Give Up Brad Then I’ll GIVE You A Baby.’”

The current issue of the National Enquirer says: “JEN’S Pregnant – Expecting a Baby Girl next may.”

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Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0