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1977: Her Majesty The Queen Meets A Huge Inflatable Golliwog

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FLASHBACK to August 8, 1977:  A giant inflatable golliwog in the crowd greeting Queen Elizabeth II at Filton High School, Bristol, during her Silver Jubilee tour of Great Britain.…

Posted: 5th, December 2013 | In: Flashback, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry’s Broken Toe Is ‘Very Much On’

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HOW goes Prince Harry’s plans for a trek with wounded soldiers to the South Pole – the Walking With The Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge?

Bad news. He’s suffered an injury. The Daily Express reports the words of a …

Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tabloid Balls: Cressida Bonas Dressed As Adam Lanza For Nazi-Themed Tom Cruise-Inspired Party

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FIRST Prince Harry dressed up a comedy Nazi.Now the Sun reports that another “toff” has donned the feldgrau:

TOFF in a Swastika outfit partied with Prince Harry’s girlfriend Cressida Bonas — but insisted last night: “I wasn’t a Nazi,

Posted: 12th, November 2013 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Face Of The Day: Prince Charles Is Studied In India

FACE of the day: The Prince of Wales during a visit to the Serum Institute of India, in Pune west India, on the fifth day of his official visit with the Duchess of Cornwall, to India and Sri Lanka.

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Posted: 10th, November 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Great Royal Family Poppy Off – Who Wears The Biggest?

WHICH Member of the Royal Family can wear the biggest Remembrance Day Poppy?

 

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Posted: 9th, November 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Firework Hits Buckingham Palace (Gif) As Her Majesty Gets A Yangban Mask For A South Korea Banquet (Photos)

WRITES Brendan O’Neill of last Guy Fawkes’ Night night’s protest outside Buckingham Palace:

As the general public burnt effigies of the Catholic reactionary Guy Fawkes, radicals were dressing up as him and screeching at parliament. Further proof that ordinary people

Posted: 6th, November 2013 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince George To Find Out Just How Peculiar Human Beings Are

HE might be only 3 months old, but shitting hell, Prince George is on a steep learning curve to find out how bizarre the human race is.

Today, third in line to a chair, he found himself being dipped in …

Posted: 1st, November 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Diana Dresses As Virgin Mary To Become Kate’s Nutritionist

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AFTER the epic front-page screamer, the news of how Princess Diana’s ghost told Kate Middleton: “You’re too thin!”

Peter Dyke stares into his crystal balls:

PRINCESS Diana is guiding the Duchess of Cambridge from beyond the grave, the late royal’s

Posted: 30th, October 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Diana’s Ghost Tells Kate: ‘You’re Too Thin’

AND coming from Princess Diana, who hasn’t eaten a thing in ages, that’s a bit rich:

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* Diana’s ghost lives on the fabled Sixth Floor of the Harvey Nichol’s Department store.…

Posted: 29th, October 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Christening: Newspapers Went Gaa-Gaa Over Prince George

THE Royal Family cost the taxpayer £33.3m last year. Branding experts say they brought in more than £20bn.

How you regard those figures and which you choose to highlight will depend on your view of the monarchy, a subject on …

Posted: 27th, October 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince George Christening: The Brotherhood And The Chapel Royal at St James’s Palace

IN readiness for the Christening of Prince George of Cambridge, here’s a general view of the interior of the Chapel Royal at St James’s Palace in central London, where he’ll be named in God’s eyes. The Duke and Duchess of …

Posted: 22nd, October 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton ‘show off’, ‘flaunts’ and ‘parades’ her tummy at Sports Aid (photos)

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THE Duchess of Cambridge, Patron of SportsAid, was playing volleyball during her visit to the Copper Box at the former Olympic Park, in east London. She was there to see how young athletes are benefiting from help from one …

Posted: 19th, October 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas’ Wedding Feast: Iced Swedes

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PRINCE Harry is getting married to Cressida Bonas (fnar!). Well, so says heat magazine, which reveals:

“Harry’s been training in Iceland . . . and has fallen in love with the country. He wants to take Cressida to the famous

Posted: 18th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Michael Of Kent: ‘Don’t be up too late, darling’ and notes on a plain Ryvita

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PLUGGING her book of fiction The Queen of Four Kingdoms (‘The epic true story of a rich and riveting period of French and English history, all witnessed by the captivating and complex heroine Yolande”), Princess Michael of Kent shows off …

Posted: 13th, October 2013 | In: Books, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Diana: Soldier N says the SAS didn’t kill her but the Daily Express isn’t listening

THE Daily Express continues to report on the SAS and the death of Princess Diana. Today, the paper of repetition presses f9 on the keyboard to create the headline:

“DIANA: POLICE ORDERED TO HUNT FOR SAS ASSASSIN”

 

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Posted: 12th, October 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Buckingham Palace hosts its first football match: photos

TODAY Buckingham Palace hosted a football match. The Duke of Cambridge and members of the Royal household were there to see Polytechnic FC take on the Civil Service FC. The Duke of Cambridge, president of the FA, helped organise the …

Posted: 7th, October 2013 | In: Royal Family, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Diana Musical creator says Diana killed by remote control device (now sing-along)

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FOLLOWING the Star’s wowsome news that Princess Diana tipped William to marry Kate Middleton despite dying four years before the couple met, the paper says “DI MURDER AUTHOR” has received threats to “shut up” or die.

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Posted: 3rd, October 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Diana could see into the future, says Daily Star

PRINCESS Diana. If she could see into the future, why didn’t she put her seatbelt on?

We’ll put that question to her when we catch up for tea at her home on the fabled Sixth Floor of Harvey Nichols.

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Posted: 29th, September 2013 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Diana was murdered by Robin Cook and other claims that clear the media

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IT’S been pretty well established that paparazzi and the papers had a role to play in the death of Princess Diana. The Daily Mail was so contrite it famously stated that it would no longer buy paparazzi photos. And …

Posted: 26th, September 2013 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cumbria’s Tommy Mattinson is the World Gurning Champion for the 15th year running

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AS Sharon Osbourne has taught us, one expression can get you a long way in showbiz. So it is for Cumbria’s Tommy Mattinson, who is the World Gurning Champion for the 15th year running.

Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Royal Family, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Superstars and Superfans: Paul Burrell is now as Royal as Princess Diana

Paul Burrell, Princess Diana's former butler, looks at a long, formal dinner dress in oyster duchesse satin, with a bolero jacket by Victor Edelstein that belonged to the Princess of Wales, in New York Monday Aug. 13, 2007. At left is the dress, valued at over $300,000 that is being offered on eBay through August 22, with proceeds going to the America's Promise charity which raises money for disadvantaged children. Burrell is returning as a judge for the second season of the WE cable television channel reality series "American Princess." At left is a positive negative black and white evening dress and bolero jacket by Murray Arbeid, second left is a long, formal dinner dress in oyster duchesse satin, with a bolero jacket by Victor Edelstein and at right is a long evening dress of back silk crepe and diamante paste embroidery by Catherine Walker, both of which also belonged to Princess Diana. (AP Photo/Richard Drew)

PAUL Burrell is plugging his TLC show Superstars and Superfans.

From the makers of Sky1’s Pineapple Dance Studios, Superstars and Superfans follows the lives of some of the UK’s most dedicated and obsessed celebrity fans, providing a glimpse into

Posted: 16th, September 2013 | In: Celebrities, Royal Family, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0