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Topless Kate Middleton: Duchess of Cambridge photos

PSST! Wanna see photos of Kate Middleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless? Here you go:

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge goes topless in Provence – photos

 Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge goes topless in Provence   photosYOU can see Kate Midleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless in France’s edition of Closer magazine. The Duchess of Cambridge is topless on the terrace of a guest house in the Luberon, Provence. The home is owned by Lord Linley, the Queen’s nephew. The magazine trails its scoop:

A little over a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol, etiquette in a very garden of Eden. Almost alone in the world … For Closer was there! Discover a preview of the pictures the world in 24h comment.

After the holidays olé-olé of Prince Harry Veg as, discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William . Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen … and as you never see her again!

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Blush: Prince Harry is the arse of naked wine

 Royal Blush: Prince Harry is the arse of naked wineTO Shipston in the Cotwolds, where Sheldon’s Wine Cellars is flogging Royal Blush, a line of booze featuting Dan Lacey’s portrait of naked Prince Harry screwing back on the Las Vegas baize. The rosé is called Royal Blush.

The pinky hues are the exact colour Harry’s cheeks shone after the impromptu game of ping-pong that followed the billards.

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Posted: 10th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry in Afghanistan to fight the Taliban – photos

PRINCE Harry is in Afghanistan. You can see him being show the Apache flight-line by a member of his squadron (name not provided) at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan, where he will be operating from during his tour of duty as a co-pilot gunner. The Prince has returned to Afghanistan to fly attack helicopters in the fight against the Taliban. They might be ready for him…

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Posted: 7th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Naked Royals: Czar Nicholas II and Courtiers bathe in the nude at Tsarskoye Selo

PRINCE Harry wasn’t the first Royal to go naked. He won’t be the last. In this photo we see Czar Nicholas II and Courtiers bathing in the nude at Tsarskoye Selo. The photo is undated. Unlike Czar Nichaolas. On 17 July 1918, as anti-Bolsheviks murdered Nicholas on the orders of Bolshevik leader Vladimir Lenin. Come the revolution…

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Posted: 5th, September 2012 | In: Flashback, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Diana – 15 years dead

DIANA Princess of Wales died 15 years ago today. Some say never died but lives on the fabled Sixth Floor of London’s Harvey Nichols department store. Her name resonates, turning the Windsors into ghosts, forever in her shadow. We like Wills and Harry because they are their sons. Diana, rejected by the ignorant pompous Windsors in life, was clutched to their bosom in death. Kate is ordained by the media to be thin and silky enough to be Diana’s successor.

The thing about Diana was that, unlike the Munsters she married into and their lackeys, she was not a snob. Nor was she self-righteous like her brother and Tony Blair, the Prime Minister at the time of her death:

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Princess Diana Death Photos

Princess Diana – Meal For One

Princess Diana And Price William: The Photos

Posted: 31st, August 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry flashes Max Clifford and the Daily Star’s principles

 Prince Harry flashes Max Clifford and the Daily Stars principlesCAN the Daily Star conjure a Prince Harry scoop from thin air? From the paper that told us Simon Cowell was dead and Madeleine McCann has been on the telly, more front-page news:

“OUR RED-HOT NIGHT WITH DIRTY HARRY”

We dash inside the news organ to discover what Harry got up to with those Las Vegas babes:

TWO of the “hot chicks” who romped with ­naked Prince Harry plan to heap more humiliation on the red-faced royal by selling their stories.

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Posted: 25th, August 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Charles is a Channel Islands meme

WHEN Prince Charles visited the Channel Islands on July 19, 2012,  the heir danced a little.  A meme was born:

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Spotter: Daily Dot

Posted: 3rd, August 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen ‘embarrassed’ by Aquatic Centre at London 2012

 Queen embarrassed by Aquatic Centre at London 2012GET a old of those swathes of empty seats by the Olympic swimming pool. It’s almost as if the dignitaries, freeloaders and corporate lingers didn’t bother turn up and sit down.

The Times’ David Brown frames the problem in a killer line:

The Queen saw an embarrassingly large number of gaps in the seats at the sell-out event during a surprise visit to the 17,500-capacity Aquatics Centre in the Olympic Park.

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Posted: 28th, July 2012 | In: London Olympics, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William and Kate Middleton angry they’re treated like any other honeymooning celebs

wills Prince William and Kate Middleton angry theyre treated like any other honeymooning celebsCELEBRITIES get stalked like prey, night and day. It’s been like that for years and unless there’s a change in behaviour or the law, then it’ll stay that way.

Not that celebs themselves seem to understand that. For example, Kate Middleton and Prince William are reportedly furious after an Australian magazine published private pictures of their honeymoon. It would seem we’re supposed to look at Royalty in a different light than common or garden famous people.

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Posted: 12th, July 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Andy Murray’s Wimbledon victory is a chance for Kate Middleton to shine

HOW do the nation’s newspapers report the news that Andy Murray (current status: British) is through to the semi-finals of Wimbledon? Well, it was a truly momentous day for Kate Middleton. As the sun sat in a bright blue sky, Kate stunned adoring onlookers, who had invested small fortunes to sit on Kate Knoll, by deftly dropping her shiny hair over her perfect ears. As white-clad men toiled below, the English champion of hearts…(continues for ever)…

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Posted: 5th, July 2012 | In: Royal Family, Sports | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


What news from Beirut, Tom Parker-Bowles?

 What news from Beirut, Tom Parker Bowles?WE are indebted to the Sun’s Ally Ross for spotting this gem from jobbing ninny . Young Tom is a “food writer”. Prince Charles is his step-dad. TOM HAS BENE ON itv’s This Morning. The caht went like this:

TP-B: “I’ve just been to Beirut.”
Holly Willoughby: “What sort of food do they have there?”
TP-B: “It’s sort of Lebanese.”

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Posted: 3rd, July 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Charles and Camilla go to Truro – photos

THE Prince of Wales and Camilla have been to Truro, Cornwall. They’ll then head off to the Isles of Scilly. The Prince of Wales is celebrating 60 years as the Duke of Cornwall. Or as Charles likes to term it: King of Cornwall.

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The Duchess of Cornwall meets Rhyanan Atkinson, 11, (right) and Joshua Gilbert, 11, (far left) from Pencoys Primary School as they show her their 'Little Shop of Horrors' Project in Truro, England.

Posted: 2nd, July 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princes Anne gives birth to Zara Phillips – close-up photo unearthed

WHEN we first saw this photo, we thought it was an old still of Princess Anne giving birth to Zara. But then we read the Press Association’s caption: “Equestrian – 2012 Barbury International Horse Trials – Day Two – Barbury Castle Estate: Zara Phillips riding High Kingdom during day two of the Barbury International Horse Trials at Barbury Castle Estate, Wiltshire.” As you were with those stirrups…

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Posted: 30th, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen Elizabeth does her Jackie Mason impression

PHOTO of the week features Her Majesty The Queen doing her now famous impression of New York comic Jackie Mason. Says Elizabeth toKate Middleton, “Do I like this?”

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Here’sssssss Lizzy:

Posted: 22nd, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When the Dalia Lama met Prince Charles – photos

TODAY the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall met up with the Dalai Lama at Clarence House, London. Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, is on a tour to promote Buddhism. Sadly, the Free Tibet concert has not forced the Chinese into leaving the Dalai Lama’s home country, meaning he cannot return the hospitality and welcome Charles into his palace. But he could follow Charles on Twitter. The Dalai Lama follows no-one on twitter. Like Eminem, who has never had Chalre sin his home, either…

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The Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall greet the Dalai Lama (centre) at Clarence House, London. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Wednesday June 20, 2012. Charles is a long-time supporter of the exiled Tibetan spiritual leader who is seen by China as a separatist threat. Since the heir to the throne last met the Dalai Lama, he has held discussions with China's president Hu Jintao, raising the subject of Tibet with the leader during talks in London in 2009. The senior Buddhist figure arrived at Clarence House in a chauffeur-driven car and as he stepped into the doorway of the historic home the heir to throne appeared. Charles threw up his arms then placed his hands together in a prayer sign before hugging the Dalai Lama and sharing a few words with the spiritual figurehead. See PA story ROYAL Charles. Photo credit should read: Gareth Cattermole/PA Wire

Posted: 20th, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen, Prince William and Kate Middleton go to Nottingham – photos

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THE Queen, Prince William and Kate Middleton, for it is ever she, have been on a trip to to Nottingham. They went to Vernon Park and larked about. The good news is that this time Her Aged Majesty got a seat, having been forced to stand for hours on end aboard a barge done up like a Thai brothel. If this is show we treat our elderly it is to the country’s eternal shame…

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ALTERNATIVE CROP. Queen Elizabeth II and The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on the balcony at the Council House, Nottingham.

Posted: 13th, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princes Charles invited sex criminal Harbinder Singh Rana on the Royal Diamond Jubilee barge

 Princes Charles invited sex criminal Harbinder Singh Rana on the Royal Diamond Jubilee bargeDID you see Harbinder Singh Rana stood on the Royal barge, the Spirit of Chartwell, as it motored down the River Thames? He was Prince Charles’s guest. Harbinder Singh Rana is a convicted sex attacker. In August 1986, Rana was the vice president of the Internationan Sikh Youth Federation. He was convicted at Dudley of posing as a doctor to examine women internally.

The Mirror says this is a “security scare”, adding:

During his time on the barge, Rana came into close proximity with the Queen, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry.

Rana served four years for five counts of indecent assault, 11 counts of assault causing actual bodily harm and one of attempted assault. It is unlikely that he assaulted any of the Royal knobs on the boat.

The Mail adds:

The convicted sex attacker was at times during the 1,000 boat extravaganza just feet from the Queen herself.

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Posted: 7th, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Telegraph Diamond Jubilee fail

telegraph Daily Telegraph Diamond Jubilee failTHE Diamond Jubilee was terrific. For fans of bunting, like us, it was mega. But the Daily Telegraph says the BBC’s coverage was rubbish. Or as the paper reports:

DAIMOND Jubilee: criticism grows over BBC’s ‘lamentable’ coverage

‘Nuff said…

Spotters: Media BlogDavid Walsh andCharlie M

Posted: 6th, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jubilee hit of the day: Jonathan King sings God Save The Sex Pistols

BEFORE he became a media pariah, Jonathan King hymned a reply to the Sex Pistols’ God Save The Queen. It’s called God Save The Sex Pistols, and as Madame Arcati reports, in 1977 Prince Charles liked it so much he ordered six copies. What Chas doesn’t know about the funny, ain’t worth knowing…

Posted: 4th, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Diamond Jubilee concert in photos (Gary Barlow bowel cam)

FOR those American readers who think the Diamond Jubilee is a QVC segment on selly telly, and the Jubilee River Pageant a Disney on Melted Ice, news: that stuff is real. The UK is a giant theme park, overseen by the Queen of Diamonds*, who devours sons-and-daughters-in law faster than Sarah Ferguson at an all-you-can-eat trotter jamboree, and Gary Barlow, a singer with Take That who, having pulled himself up by the boot laces now actually lives insider Her Majesty’s bowel from where he directs Jubilee pop concerts featuring the likes of Cheryl Cole, Paul McCartney, Steve Wonder and Grace Jones. (*Diamonds may be cut-glass (see accent).):

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A woman in a fancy dress hat featuring Queen Elizabeth II and a corgi waits for the start of the Diamond Jubilee concert at Buckingham Palace, in central London.

Posted: 4th, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Diamond Jubilee: photos of Royals aboard the Havengore

DIAMOND Jubilee Special Part 2: Our photographer made it onto the ‘Havengore’ on the River Thames, London, during the Diamond Jubilee river pageant, spending time with the Royal Family as they floated downstream. No Fergie. No Diana. No dates for their kids. The Windsor ex-wives and husbands are invited to wave along with the rest of the fans. (Pippa Middleton sends hugs.)

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Duchess of Cambridge leaves the Royal Barge, following the Diamond Jubilee River Pageant.

Posted: 4th, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Diamond Jubilee photos – Weather and Royalty special

DRIP DROP HOORAY! Long may she rain! Weather and Royalty – the Diamond Jubilee has it in bundles. They used to say the Queen’s world smelt of wet paint. It also smells of wet dog, wet burgers and wet anoraks…

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(Left - right) Caitlin McConnell, 22, Rachel Kilmartin, 22, Leah Billing, 22, and Sarah Handley, 22, all from Brisbane, Australia, an Australian surf lifesaver crew who will be taking part in the Thames Diamond Jubilee Pageant on Sunday prepare at Twickenham Rowing Club.

Posted: 4th, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Diamond Jubilee special – Orf with his head

THOSE Diamond Jubilee front pages. Spot the odd one out:

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Posted: 3rd, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Crown Prince Willem-Alexander caught tossing with a toilet

dutch prince Crown Prince Willem Alexander caught tossing with a toiletTO Holland, where the country’s Crown Prince Willem-Alexander has won the country’s toilet-throwing contest. The heir to the, erm, Dutch throne marked Queen’s Day by heading to Rhenen to toss a toilet. He won first place.

He tells us:

“Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet-bowls for a laugh. I participated with a smile, but not without shame in thinking about the some 2.6 billion people around the world that do not have this most basic infrastructure to fulfil a daily need with dignity.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0