Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Dog and squeaky toy perform duet
THIS video should have Simon Cowell licking his eyeballs. Ardek the labrador sings along with his squeaky toy. Eat yer heat out Joe Cocker (Spaniel) and Jennifer Warnes:
Posted: 16th, October 2013 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Watch a weatherman eat cat vomit, live on air
AN American news report took a turn for the worse when a weatherman ate cat puke live on air. Weatherman Scot Haney made viewers recoil in horror when he ignored the five-second rule after noticing something on the floor which he fancied eating.
He thought they were grape nuts.
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Posted: 14th, October 2013 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment
Man destroys entire booze section (video)
WHEN you cock-up at work, with some sly behaviour, you can get away with murder. However, if you work in a supermarket, surrounded by CCTV, it isn’t so easy.
Especially when you’re the poor sod who destroys a whole section of lovely, lovely booze.
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Posted: 14th, October 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment
Are you a lady driver? Careful of your ovaries in Saudi Arabia
WOMEN drivers come in for a lot of flack, mainly because they accidentally inspired that awful Sheila’s Wheels advert. However, someone more deserving of the mockery is Saudi cleric, Sheikh Saleh al-Luhaydan.
He’s warned, with a completely straight face, that driving will affect women’s ovaries and bring “clinical disorders” upon their poor unfortunate children.
Yes, you read that correctly.
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Mothers are all swear-filled monsters: kids repeat the most horrible things (video)
MOTHERS are such paragons of virtue aren’t they? They say things like: “Well, if you were a mother yourself, you’d understand.” They all say a shitload of swear words, echoing down their little offspring’s earholes.
Jimmy Kimmel, having heard about sweary moms, decided to test this out and sent a camera crew out to ask America’s children about the worst words their mothers have used when they’re angry.
This all comes on the back of a report that suggests women are more likely to indulge in a bit of road rage than men.
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Top 10 weird reasons that couples break-up
PEOPLE break up for stupid reasons. Seen So, I Married An Axe Murderer? Someone got dumped in that because they ‘smelled of soup’.
Well, Fickletattoos.com has done a survey to find some of the bizarre reasons why Britons have ended a relationship.
One answer put a break-up down to a partner’s excessive sex toy collection, while another stated that they dumped their beau because they refused to wash their Sunday league football kit.
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Deathwise child rides plastic tricycle down busy motorway
DRIVERS will know that, when you’re behind the wheel, you have to stay alert. Cats run into the road, cyclists weave in-and-out of traffic and weird accidents can happen.
However, in Brazil, motorists got the shock of their lives as they dodged an eight-year-old boy riding a tricycle alongside them.
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Posted: 25th, September 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment
Pig gets drunk on 18 beers and ends up in a fight with cow
WE’VE all been there. We’ve had a bit too much to drink and ended up getting into a bit of bother as our brains stop talking to our bodies, but our limbs and mouths continue apace.
Well, this isn’t just the behaviour of humans. One feral pig got blotto and went on something of a violent bender.
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Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Brilliant man invents the McEverything
WASTING time is a glorious endeavour and one writer has done something that is of zero use to anyone, but brilliant all the same.
He’s gone and invented the McEverything, which is basically the ultimate McDonald’s burger which has every sandwich on the menu contained within.
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BBC News presenter can’t tell the difference between an iPad or a stack of paper
LIVE TV is a treacherous thing at the best of times, as a BBC News presenter fond out when he delivered a bulletin holding a pack of photocopier paper instead of an iPad.
Simon McCoy was doing his thing to camera, talking about ‘drunk tanks’ (not nearly as exciting as they sound) when he accidentally picked up a stack of A4 paper instead of his tablet.
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Posted: 18th, September 2013 | In: Technology, TV & Radio | Comment
Australian newsreader: “Tonight, I’m going to sound like a drunk…”
THE news is so often stuffy and depressing, that it’s nice when it goes a bit awry. Take, for example, the news anchor in Australia who is going viral no doubt, after her late-night bulletin was coloured with a rather peculiar on-air comment.
WIN News Canberra anchor Kerryn Johnson accidentally began the broadcast by saying: “Good evening. Tonight I’m going to sound like a drunk.”
Obviously, and needlessly, Johnson has expressed a fair amount of embarrassment about the whole thing.
WIN issued a statement after the incident that read:
“This is a newsreader who sets a very high standard for herself. To have it go to air when it was not intended to has been more than embarrassing for her. Kerryn has been presenting news for over two decades and has never put a foot wrong. I’m sure our viewers will understand.’
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Posted: 5th, September 2013 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Weirdos vote egg mayo as Britain’s best sandwich
SOME preposterous berks have, according to a survey, voted egg mayonnaise as Britain’s best sandwich, despite the fact that there are millions of better options.
These people are like those sickos who choose ready salted over better crisps.
Conducted by PromotionalCodes.org.uk, the poll gave voters a list of ten potential fillings to choose from and were asked to state which they liked best.
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Posted: 4th, September 2013 | In: The Consumer | Comments (7)
Brother’s room turned 90 degrees in excellent prank
PLAYING tricks on your siblings is one of the most noble pursuits in life. One Dutchman has taken things to a whole new level though, by turning his brother’s room on its side!
Dutch filmmaker Tobias Mathijsen previously made a viral video last year when he turned his brother’s room into a little girl’s room, complete with lovely pink walls and posters of Justin Bieber to drool over.
However, Tobias wasn’t done there.
In his latest video, Mathijsen flips his brother’s entire room 90 degrees, going to the trouble of replacing the carpet and nailing furniture to the walls.
His brother appears, after a long journey homeward, far from impressed with his new room, but admits that the prank is “pretty cool”.
Watch the video here and watch how well the poor little brother can take a preposterous joke.
Posted: 4th, September 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Completely mental and brilliant freshman delivers epic welcome speech!
AMERICANS, as we know, like to do things a little larger than everywhere else… and boy howdy, the student who gave a welcome speech to new starters at Atlanta’s Georgia Tech doesn’t half prove that point.
Imagine, if you will, the welcome speech at a British university. Some dour face mumbling something about opportunity and hard work while blithering on about past students and how much lottery funding they got for the media department.
Now, to Nicholas Selby, hollering his throat up through his face, ranting and foaming at the mouth about former US president and Nobel Peace Prize winner Jimmy Carter, while standing on the stage “like a bad ass.”
Shouting over the music from the film ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.
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Hemel Hemstead is the ugliest place in UK
CITIZENS of Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire. Great news. Your little new town has been named the ugliest town in the whole of the UK. It’s worse than places in the Lake District that are freezing, inhospitable dung heaps. Worse than entire Scottish towns made from heroin. Worse than that great wheezing soot pipe that is London (surely Manchester? -ed).
The poll, run by website Crap Towns Returns, counted the votes and the Hertfordshire town came out on top!
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Worinelve! The latest instalment of Wolverine, apparently…
DOES anyone fancy going to the cinema to watch Human Ghjac in the latest blockbuster, Worinelve? Obviously, you haven’t heard of either of those things, but look at the photo of this prime cock-up and you’ll learn more.
And there we have it, a bus-sized balls-up where one advertiser will be annoyed at Stagecoach making a hash of their paid-for advertising… although, with this surely on the cusp of going viral, maybe we’ll see all future film ads being garbled in such a manner.
Now, where can we get Human Ghjac’s autograph?
Lionel Messi signs for English club
PUT a dream football team together and, chances are, a few of the same names will crop up. Pele, Maradona and Messi will inevitably appear as people argue about formations with pepper pots, squabbling about who should sit behind the forwards in a free role and whether or not to play a midfield sweeper.
This isn’t the stuff of fantasy though.
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A bear walks into a bar… (video)
WE’VE all the joke that starts with ‘a horse walks into a bar…’, but what about a bear? Well, this is no joke as, over in Colorado, CCTV cameras caught a bloody great beast wandering into a pub!
The bear tootled in through the back door of Lonigans bar in Estes Park and was, bizarrely, largely unnoticed by customers before leaving minutes later.
“I tried to holler, ‘Bear!’ so people could hear me. They were oblivious. He kept wandering up to the middle bar where all the patrons were,” area man Daniel Lyell told CBS Denver.
Owner David Callahan added:
“Nobody even knew it was there, I just missed seeing it. I was cleaning up and had just taken out the trash.We are in the Rocky Mountains, it’s their territory, not ours.”
Have a look here:
Posted: 8th, August 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Man comes up with fabulous excuse for being with a prostitute
IMAGINE, for a minute, you’re caught with a prostitute. You suddenly need an excuse and your brain kicks into gear. What would you say? ‘Actually, I’m conducting a questionnaire about sex-workers for a national newspaper and there’s nothing funny going on here.’ Or maybe ‘I hear a female voice in distress and came to see what the noise was about… and there’s nothing funny going on here’.
Or even: ‘I thought it was Russell Howard, so obviously, there’s absolutely nothing bordering on funny going on here’.
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Posted: 8th, August 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Bad loser shows slot machines what he thinks with an axe
YOU think you’re a bad loser? Think you’re ratty in the heatwave? You’ve got nothing on the man who decided to go nutso with an axe on a load of slot machines after he apparently lost 5,000 euros.
CCTV footage showed Nure Bregu walking into a bar in Fontaniva, Italy, complete with an axe, going postal on the machines before as customers legged it in terror.
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Posted: 26th, July 2013 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)
Granny batters burglars with Guitar Hero controller
A GRANDMOTHER fended off three armed- ARMED – intruders using the best weapon money can buy – a Guitar Hero controller!
Melinda Walker – whose home had been broken into numerous times before – hit the burglars repeatedly with the guitar-shaped controller after becoming fed up at their constant attempts to snatch her belongings by robbing her house.
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Posted: 26th, July 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment
Man who isn’t Keef Richards thinks human ashes are cocaine
SOME bright spark has nearly ended up tooting a whole dead human up their nose after they stole human ashes, thinking they were cocaine.
William Cantrell (no relation to Blu) took an Xbox belonging to his neighbour, as well as the box containing the remains of the victim’s mother. The 28-year-old’s grandmother Wanda said: “William thought it was drugs. He thought he’d found him a box of cocaine is what he thought.”
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Posted: 26th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Classic movies sing Ice Ice Baby
LIKE classic movies? Like Vanilla Ice’s Ice Ice Baby? Of course you do. You’re not an idiot.
Well, how about both at the same time, with a fun mashup which gets Ghostbusters, Howard The Duck, Conan The Barbarian and more, rapping along to the famous hit?
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Watch as explosion goes off live in newsroom!
ITV and Sky are determined to make explosive news, however, neither hold a candle to KIII-TV in Texas.
Live on-air, three KIII-TV news anchors were left pie-eyed and pooing it after an explosion rocked the studio at 5.30am local time on July 12.
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