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A guide to Acceptable and Unacceptable facial hair

SAYS artist Mike Mitchell of this guide to facial hair featuring Nick Offerman:

Here is one of the illustrations I did for Nick Offerman’s new book Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man’s Fundamentals for Delicious Living.

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Posted: 4th, October 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester City beaten by a bemused teacher on a Hugo Boss fashion shoot

PA-17799775THE media love former Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola. But what did the current Bayern Munich coach look like as his side beat Manchester City?

The Daily Mail:

Midway through the first half Pep Guardiola withdrew a notebook from the

Posted: 3rd, October 2013 | In: Fashion, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How Trendy Are You? Take the 1983 taste chellenge

ON August 18, 1983, Smash Hits magazine asked ‘How Trendy Are You?’ Take the quiz:

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Posted: 3rd, October 2013 | In: Fashion, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


1960s Space Age fashion – a retrospective

IN the 1960s, fashion designers looked to the stars for inspiration. The Space Race was well underway. Fashion would harness the spirit of the rocketeers with sleek lines, shiny fabrics and the chance to see the world through visors.

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Posted: 26th, September 2013 | In: Fashion, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ed Miliband’s bespoke suit carries the tag: ‘Spencer Hart sincerely hopes you get laid in this product’

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DO we care that Ed Miliband wore a bespoke Spencer Hart suit for his address to Labour Party conference? His shoes, however, were from Marks And Sparks.

One odd thing about Ed’s Hart suit: if you peer inside the jacket’s …

Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Fashion, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The decline of man: the steady emasculation of our role models

THE decline of Man: modern man is in a state of crisis, reared on a diet of creams, depilated, patent skin and self-tanning unguents. Here, Anorak looks at the fall of manhood.

Actor George Clooney arrives at the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Sunday Jan. 13, 2013, in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)

 

“I never fixed my eyes, but I

Posted: 24th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion, Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Teacher Dale Irby wears same outfit to school for 40 years

Retired gym teacher Dale Irby

DALE Irby is the gym teacher who found a look that worked and went with it. From his first yearbook photo in 1973 at Prestonwood Elementary school, Texas, to 2013, Mr Irby wore the same outfit.

To begin with it …

Posted: 3rd, July 2013 | In: Fashion, News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Good cops in bad t-shirts – when police revel in violence

THE police in the US of A are armed. They are able to dispense ultimate justice at the flick of a trigger finger. This makes them powerful. It should make them cautious and respctful of their badge. However, it can …

Posted: 1st, July 2013 | In: Fashion, Key Posts, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


All hail the coat made from human chest hair (Chelsea FC launch new fashion range)

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HEY fashionistas! Want a unique piece of clothing that will make everyone else green? Okay, they might go green with nausea rather than envy, but that’s the price of fashion right?

Let us introduce to you, a fur coat made …

Posted: 27th, June 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The 21 most hilarious outfits from Men’s Fashion Week – London Summer 2013

MENS’s Fashion gives until the laughter hurts our ears. We went to London Fashion week to see the men wearing what all the cool kids will be sporting soon:…

Posted: 20th, June 2013 | In: Fashion, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


China teens wear Kardashian legs to deter perverts

HOW do you deter a Chinese pervert? No, not a question to Roy Chubby Brown’s audience, rather one posed to millions of women on Weibo (China’s Twitter). Well, the answer is to dress up like pre-depilated Kim Kardashian. Los Angeles, …

Posted: 19th, June 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Terrible tributes: The R Kelly Apron

THIS fathers day get the dad who does an R. Kelly apron, available via Etsy for $25. (The “I Believe I Can Fry” singer will not urinate on any flambe.)

If you see any terrible tributes, please let us …

Posted: 11th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Karl Lagerfeld wants to marry his cat

FEEL free to insert your own pussy jokes into this article: Karl Lagerfeld wants to marry his cat.

The 79-year-old fashion imbecile is well known for letting ridiculous things fall out of his anus-shaped mouth, but bestiality might top the …

Posted: 6th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


French designer creates hipster statues

FRENCH designer Alexis Persani has dressed statues as hipsters. I see your shop window mannequin and raise you a marble God:

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Posted: 6th, June 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


1974 T-shirt slogans: ‘I Dreamt I was Raped by Mick Jagger in my David Bowie T-shirt’

In 1974, Lonely Ladies T-shirts presented “I Dreamt I was Raped by Mick Jagger in my David Bowie T-shirt”. Why was The Rolling Stones frontman  wearing his alleged victim’s David Bowie T-shirt? And lest you think this was perverted, …

Posted: 1st, June 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal College of Art graduate fashion show 2013 (photos)

GOOD news! Nice Yiddisher boys with braces are on trend at the Royal College of Art graduate fashion show, London.

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A model wears designs by Lucie Vincini.

 

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Porcupine faces by Maiko Takeda

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Posted: 31st, May 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ahmed Angel might be the world’s greatest male model (epic photos)

AHMED Angel might be the world’s greatest male model. An international icon, Ahmed speaks Arabic, English, Russian and French.

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Posted: 13th, May 2013 | In: Fashion, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In photos: the stars’ hilarious punk outfits at the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum

TO the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum – New York. The theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Whoah! Punk, you say. All bullet-hard leather jackets, super-glue hair and snot. The A-list artistes would do counterculture and DIY …

Posted: 11th, May 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Primark boasted that it audited its factories before the Savar factory disaster

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PRIMARK, the highly profitable budget fashion retailer owned by Associated British Foods, has vowed to compensate loved ones of the 350 people killed when the Savar clothing factory collapsed in Dhaka,Bangladesh. Primark said it “accepts all its responsibilities in

Posted: 4th, May 2013 | In: Fashion, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In 1977 Stars Wars characters and Vogue magazine models advertised the wonder of fur coats

IN 1977. Vogue magazine hooked onto the Star Wars craze with a feature called THE FORCE OF FUR: Vogue fashion spread from 1977. Jerry Hall, Darth Vader, C3PO, Stormtroopers and Jawas real;sied that with fur comes intergalactic harmony.

In the …

Posted: 3rd, May 2013 | In: Fashion, Film, Flashback | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0