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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Let Us Look At Andy Kaufman’s Best, While He Fakes His Death

Akaufman1ACCORDING to the brother of comedy legend, Andy Kaufman, the star faked his own death in 1984 and is still alive. Appearing at an award show named in Andy’s honour, Michael Kaufman said he had received a letter from his brother, confirming he was alive, in 1999.

He then introduced a woman who claimed to be Andy’s 24-year-old daughter.

Of course, bizarre things like this, farcical situations, uncomfortable silences, half truths and all that fun stuff, followed Andy Kaufman wherever he went. This is likely to be another case.

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Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Miley Cyrus’s Granny Tattoo Creates Christmas Mayhem

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BY now you’ll be wondering what Miley Cyrus has been up to. Well, she’s got a new tattoo. This one features a face of her grandmother and the legend: “Because I am her favourite & she is mine.”

Grandma is Loretta Finley, mother to Miley’s mother Leticia “Tish” Cyrus.

Letitia and Miley’s father Billy Ray Cyrus have two other children, Braison Chance (born 1994)

 

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and Noah Lindsey (born 2000).

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Leticia has two other children from a previous relationship: Brandi (born 1987)

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and Trace (born 1989). 

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And Loretta had her favourite. Look, the rest of you. It says so on Miley’s arm. In yer face, losers.

Christmas dinner should be fun. Right, mum?

 

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Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Britney Spears Smells Of Clowns’ Farts

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BRITNEY Spears is back. And to herald her return to Anorak’s pages, a new perfume. Her sheets have been scraped, her towels wrung out over a buckets and her underwear and hair ground to a fine powder. And you can now smell of Circus Fantasy.

According to the blurb:

The spectacle opens with juicy accords of sugar-coated raspberry and apricot blossom, reminiscent of tempting candy.

It’s stickier than Noddy’s bell on the roundabout.

The magic continues as blue peony, waterlily and addictive red sweetheart orchid take the limelight with delicious sensations and exhilarating temptations. The grand finale is a captivating sense of seductive sensuality, blending sweet vanilla wood, creamy musks and violet candy.

To recap: smells of lion’s breath and clown farts.

Comes in handy atomiser – see above.

Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


FLASHBACK to 03/11/1973: Celebrities Pose For Paul McCartney’s Band On The Run

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FLASHBACK to  03/11/1973: Faces of celebrities in various walks of life illustrate the cover of a new long-playing record, Band on the Run, from the Paul McCartney group, Wings. From left,…

Well, can you name them all? Scroll down for the famous names, or VIPs , as they were called back then:

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Posted: 14th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback, Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Great Ads: Jean-Claude Van Damme Splits for Volvo

GREAT Ads: Jean-Claude Van Damme for Volvo:

Posted: 14th, November 2013 | In: Cars, Celebrities, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Sun Employs ‘Lying, Cheating’ Katie Hopkins

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COMPARE and contrast:

Lorraine Kelly comment: Lying cheating Katie of The Apprentice won’t get another job –  P11 of the Sun, Saturday, June 9, 2007

A white poppy is utter poppycock – Feisty … Katie Hopkins is our new columnist – The Sun, November 1, 2013

“Lying, cheating Katie ” did work again!

Posted: 13th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ray Davies Reviews The Beatles Revolver: ‘Really It’s A Load Of Rubbish’

IN 1966, The Kinks; Ray Davis reviewed the The Beatles’ Revolver for Disc and Music Echo magazine.

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Here’s Ray:

Side One:

“Taxman” – “It sounds like a cross between the Who and Batman. It’s a bit limited, but the Beatles get over this by the sexy double-tracking. It’s surprising how sexy double-tracking makes a voice sound.”

“Eleanor Rigby” – “I bought a Haydn LP the other day and this sounds just like it. It’s all sort of quartet stuff and it sounds like they’re out to please music teachers in primary schools. I can imagine John saying: ‘I’m going to write this for my old schoolmistress’. Still it’s very commercial.”

“I’m Only Sleeping” – “It’s a most beautiful song, much prettier than ‘Eleanor Rigby’. A jolly old thing, really, and definitely the best track on the album.

“Love You Too” – “George wrote this – he must have quite a big influence on the group now. This sort of song I was doing two years ago – now I’m doing what the Beatles were doing two years ago. It’s not a bad song – it’s well performed which is always true of a Beatles track.”

“Here There and Everywhere” – “This proves that the Beatles have got good memories, because there are a lot of busy chords in it. It’s nice – like one instrument with the voice and the guitar merging. Third best track on the album.”

“Yellow Submarine” – “”This is a load of rubbish, really. I take the mickey out of myself on the piano and play stuff like this. I think they know it’s not that good.”

“She Said She Said” – “This song is in to restore confidence in old Beatles sound. That’s all.”

 

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“Good Day Sunshine” – “This’ll be a giant. It doesn’t force itself on you, but it stands out like ‘I’m Only Sleeping’. This is back to the real old Beatles. I just don’t like the electronic stuff. The Beatles were supposed to be like the boy next door only better.”

“And Your Bird Can Sing” – “Don’t like this. The song’s too predictable. It’s not a Beatles song at all.”

“Dr. Robert” – “It’s good – there’s a 12-bar beat and bits in it that are clever. Not my sort of thing, though.”

“I Want To Tell You” – “This helps the LP through though it’s not up to the Beatles standard.”

“Got To Get You Into My Life” – “Jazz backing – and it just goes to prove that Britain’s jazz musicians can’t swing. Paul’s sings better jazz than the musicians are playing which makes nonsense of people saying jazz and pop are very different. Paul sounds like Little Richard. Really, it’s the most vintage Beatles track on the LP.”

“Tomorrow Never Knows” – “Listen to all those crazy sounds! It’ll be popular in discotheques. I can imagine they had George Martin tied to a totem pole when they did this.”

“This is the first Beatles LP I’ve really listened to in it’s entirety but I must say there are better songs on ‘Rubber Soul’. Still, ‘I’m Only Sleeping’ is a standout. ‘Good Day Sunshine is second best and I also like ‘Here, There and Everywhere.’ But I don’t want to be harsh about the others. The balance and recording technique are as good as ever.”

Ends.

Discover 14 Neglected Beatles Gems

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Posted: 12th, November 2013 | In: Flashback, Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Abbey Clancy Wear’s Julien Macdonald’s Table Runner (Photos)

ABBEY Clancy, Strictly Come Dancing pro-celeb hoofer and wife to footballer Peter Crouch (What would you be if you weren’t a footballer, Peter? PC: “A virgin”) wore Julien Macdonald’s patchwork of seaside beach flags to The Brave Gala at Dorchester Hotel, Park Lane, London. Signs are that Dear Abbey thought it was contest for who could be bravest.

Our pick of the photos, though, is not Abbey holding the seat of her patriotic table runner in the manner of Justin Bieber with a full pull-up, but she and Julien gazing into each other’s teeth.

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Posted: 12th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pop Tributes: Johnny Cash Converters, Epsom

EVER on the look out for great pop tributes, her’s the Johnny Cash Converters in Epsom.

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Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rod Stewart And The Faces Rock The Marquee Club In 1970

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ROD Stewart and the rest of The Faces played London’s Marquee Club in December of 1970. Ron Wood, Kenny Jones, Ronnie Lane, Ian McLagen never looked better than in this video recorded for German TV “WDR”.

If the camera was any closer, one sniff and you’d be inside one of rock’s greatest noses:

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Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nazi Uniforms: Sid Vicious, Peter Rabbit, Prince Harry And Other People Who Still Wear Them

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PAUL Dutton, 48, was ejected from his local branch of Asda in Cambridge, after a fellow shopper complained about his attire – a classic formal black suit of the type produced by Hugo Boss in the 1940s.

Unfortunately this suit happened to closely resemble the uniform of Hitler’s notorious SS, and even more unfortunately the resemblance was entirely uncoincidental. Mr Dutton’s “hobby” is Adolf Hitler, you see, and his fascination is such that his living room boasts a painting of himself being decorated by the Fuhrer – a man who once earned an honest living decorating people’s homes as a housepainter.

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Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Books, Flashback, Key Posts, Music, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Customer Letters: The Perils Of Watching Thor: The Dark World In 3D

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Sacha Baron Cohen Kills Elderly Lady During Acceptance Speech

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AT this year’s  British Academy of Film and Television Arts’ (BAFTA) Britannia Awards in Los Angeles, Sacha Baron Cohen was awarded some kind of gong for being brave and, presumably, funny.

However, he ended up killing an old woman who was in a wheelchair. You can see the video below.

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Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Red Hot Chili Peppers Drummer Gets Death Threats For ‘Wiping His Bum’ With A Flamengo Shirt

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WITH the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Brazil for a concert, drummer Chad Smith went to the Hard Rock Cafe in Belo Horizonte and earned the wrath of Flamengo fans.Why? Well, during the drum clinic a fan in the crowd handed Smith  a Flamengo shirt. Smith duly stuffed it down his bum crack and then tossed it away.

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Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Woman From Volantis: Lady Gaga Shows Us Her Flying Dress

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TO herald the release of her album ARTPOP. Lady Gaga stood at New York’s Brooklyn Navy Yard and showcased the Volantis transport prototype “flying dress.”  She said: “Although she is a vehicle, she, is essentially a metaphor for me.” 

She is her own biggest fan.

Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion, Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Miley Cyrus Smokes A Joint On Stage For The Oral Thrush

MILEY Cyrus is entertaining, in much the same way that someone else’s child having a meltdown in the restaurant is interesting. At the MTV Europe Music Awards in Amsterdam, Miley was spanked by a dwarf, wore two dead rappers on her buttocks (pictures but, you know, if it gets attention ,dig ’em up), twerked, accepted a Best Video award for Wrecking Ball and broadcast a naked shower selfie.

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Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How To Take Robert De Niro’s Photo

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BRIAN Appleyard interviews Robert De Niro, in London to plug his new film. The Family.

My private mission is to take his photograph. Big stars are funny about such things — they usually need their image doctored by trusted retouchers, Photoshop jockeys — but not, I have persuaded myself, really big stars, the ones who are too big to care. I don’t know what he will say when I ask: Travis Bickle’s “You talkin’ to me?”, from Taxi Driver, perhaps. I’ll leave it to the last minute.

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“How’s your health?” I ask nervously. He had prostate cancer in 2003. “It’s fine,” he says, touching some pricy Dorchester wood. “I’m going to make it. I’m sure we can make it.”

The time has come. “Can I ask you a favour?”

“Sure.”

“Can I take your picture?”

“Sure, what do you want me to do?”

“Nothing,” I say, meaning I want him to be Robert De Niro.

I fish out the Leica and shoot three frames.

Tom Miles has more on how to photograph a celeb:

Don’t be surprised when a celeb turns up with several people in tow — some celeb shoots can become very crowded once you factor in people from your side (an assistant, your client, hair and make-up, a stylist and so on) and their side (agents, managers, friends, family). Try not to let this distract you, and remember the golden rule of photographing people: There’s only room for one ego on set, and that’s the one in FRONT of the camera. Leave yours at the door. Be prepared to flatter, but not simper. One of the best approaches I’ve always found is to talk about what they’re doing, rather than simply saying: “I loved you in that film; you were really cool.” Ask intelligent questions about their work (you did do your research about them, didn’t you?)…

Brian Friedman:

“Also, when your part is done, get out of there as fast as you can!”

And the golden rule: your job is to entertain the reader. That’s where your loyalty lies.

 

 

Posted: 10th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Shoot! Tom Cruise Trained For War In Afghanistan At The Scientology Bootcamp?

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WHEN Tom Cruise reportedly said acting acting was as hard as fighting a war in Afghanistan, eyebrows were raised. Cruise’s statement formed part of his deposition in his $50million defamation lawsuit against Life & Style and In Touch magazines for allegedly claiming he’d abandoned his daughter Suri Cruise.

Page 173 of the documents features the exchange:

Q: Now, your counsel has publicly equated your absence from Suri for these extended periods of time as being analogous to someone fighting in Afghanistan. Are you aware of that?

MR FIELDS; Object to the form of the question

Q: Yeah, you can answer

TC: I didn’t hear the Afghanistan, but that’s what it feels like, and certainly on this last movie, it was brutal. It was brutal

 

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Posted: 10th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Katerina Stojanovska Stars In Awkward Model Poses WIth Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Marlin Brando

KATERINA Stojanovska is a Macedonian actress. In Serbia bills her thus:

Macedonia has discovered its starlet, Katerina Stojanovska. The most interesting thing about her is that she “knows” that Marilyn Monroe has a profile on Facebook.

Adding that Katerina talks to Monroe on Facebook. She has a calling:

“My life’s ambition is to make a movie in Hollywood and to star with Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Marlin [sic] Brando. They saw my photos, somehow they got them, and my contact details and they contacted me. Of course I accepted. I haven’t met them yet but talk every day to Marilyn Monroe. We chat on Facebook. We’ve been speaking for several days about the details of the film.”

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Posted: 9th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal: Piers Morgan’s Fails All In One Place

CELEBRITY Arsenal fan Piers Morgan likes to tweet about his team. He lives in LA and tweets whenever Arsenal play. As Gunners’ fans dance around and sing at the Emirates and others enjoy the moment and the action in bedrooms and pubs, Morgan sits by a computer in LA and types “Booom” and how rubbish Arsenal are. Morgan believes you can run a club via Twitter.

Some bright spark has compiled his asinine tweets into one picture:

 

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Posted: 9th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


For Sale: Joy Division Lead Singer Ian Curtis’ Kitchen Table

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THE £100 reserve price for Ian Curtis’ kitchen gable had yet to be met.

The item is the genuine deal. A certificate of authenticity has been signed by Curtis’ daughter Natalie and Curtis’ widow Debbie . The table was owned by Curtis’ neighbour, whose daughter – the seller – has also vouched for its providence.

Dorothy Smith bought  77 Barton Street, Macclesfield, with everything in it from Debbie.

The seller narrates the table’s history:

In 1996 the table was passed to Dorothy’s Daughter Vicky Morgan when she got married and set up home in Macclesfield. In December 2005 the Morgan’s were redecorating and felt that the table no longer fitted in with their own home. They offered the table back to the family and contacted them via Marco of Joy Division Central.

With the filming of Control taking place in Barton Street and Natalie Curtis arranging the props the table was offered but was declined.

Natalie Curtis, Ian and Debbie’s daughter was then going to take the table for her own flat but in the end decided to have one of her mums instead which belonged to her Grandmother.

At that point it went on Ebay and I travelled to Macclesfield after winning the bid.

So. You can buy the kitchen table where Ian Curtis might have eaten an egg or tapped out a melody to a Joy Division hit or contemplated suicide: 0n May 18 1980, Ian Curtis the singer of Joy Division committed suicide in the kitchen.

The Measurements are:-

  1. 75 cm Wide
  2. 98 cm Long
  3. 76 cm Tall
  4. Extend Flaps 28 cm each.

I easily got this table into my car, which if you have a 5 door car with seats that go down anyone else with a reasonable size car should do also.

Pop artefacts don’t come any more mundane than this.

Posted: 8th, November 2013 | In: Music, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


RIP John Cole – BBC’s Politcal Editor Hangs Up His Glasses

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Posted: 8th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Max Mosley Really Should Have Heard Of The Streisand Effect By Now

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MAX Mosley has just won yet another court case about that sadomasochistic orgy he had a few years back. This time it’s against Google.

The original case was that by filming the fun and games the News of the World had breached his privacy: which seems fair enough really. If you pay out to have yourself whipped then you might expect that you’ve a right not to be filmed as it happens.

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Posted: 7th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jews To Blame For Russell Brand

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A TAXI Driver explains Russell Brand to Brendan O’Neill:

“That Russell Brand, he’s being manipulated. I mean he used to go out with that Jemima Khan, didn’t he, and she got him to do the New Statesman, and of course she’s the sister of Zac Goldsmith, and the daughter of James Goldsmith, and the Goldsmiths are totally married into the Rothschilds, and those billionaire bankers really control what we hear about in this country, and they’re always distracting us from what’s really going on, cos they don’t want us to know who has power, and so they’ve given us Russell Brand to do some funny politics so that we don’t see the real sh*t that’s happening.”

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Posted: 7th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0