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The news as told by the UK’s tabloid press – The Sun, Daily Express, Daily Mail, Daily Mirror, Daily Star and News of the World.

Tabloid sensation of the day: Anton de Beke exposes his satsumas

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It’s TV’s Anton De Beke and news

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Posted: 17th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tabloid letter of the day: perving at Louise Minchin

Tabloid letter of the day:, as fond in the Daily

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Posted: 17th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Star: giant rats and a full Christmas holiday for £4

Good news in the Daily Star where “MUM BUYS CHRISTMAS FOR £4- and that includes all the trimmings”.

 

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This is especially good news for one other Daily Star mum, whose Christmas was eaten by giant rats:

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Posted: 17th, December 2015 | In: News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chelsea balls: how much it costs to sack Jose Mourinho

What would it cost Chelsea to sack Jose Mourinho?  The newspapes know.

The  Daily Mail says “Roman Abramovich will be forced to pay Jose Mourinho more than £40million “.

The Mirror says sacking Mourinho could cost £40m “.

The

Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Money, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tim Peake according to the Daily Star: a ginger loser

Major Tim Peake is in spaaaaaace. He’s Britain’s first official astronaut to fly to the International Space Station. The  British Interplanetary Society says Major Tim is the seventh person born in the UK to have blasted into the great beyond.

Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Star: ‘huge rats ate our Christmas’

The Daily Star has news on rats. This week they are eating Christmas:

 

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News is that “monster rats” ate the Christmas presents “dad Duane Williams” had left beneath the Christmas

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Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Back pages: laughing at Chelsea, mocking Manchester United and dreaming of Leicester

the sun chelsea In today’s tabloid football round-up, we look first at the Sun , which leads with news of “Revolt” at Manchester United and “Blue Murder” at Chelsea.

“Chelsea’s flops are turning on boss Jose Mourinho,” write Andrew Dillon and Shaun Curtis.

Posted: 16th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Sun takes on Leicester City – and loses

A few words from  The Sun’s Charlie Wyett, who has noticed that Claudio Ranieri’s Leicester City are top of the Premier League. Can they win the thing?

Writes Wyett:

Ranieri continues to build something special in a different part of

Posted: 15th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal balls: Giroud ‘axed’ and ‘threatened’ for his own good

Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud is playing very well. Having scored a hat-trick in Arsenal’s 3-0 win over Olympiakos in the Champions League, the Frenchman is feeling confident. But the Daily Star has grim news:

 

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Can it be that

Posted: 12th, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, Broadsheets, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rita Ora hit by X Factor robbery gang

rita ora “COWELL Gang Rob Rita,” yells the Sun from its front page. Pop star Rita Ora looks out at readers, who gnash their teeth, clench their fist and curse Simon Cowell, for it is he, and his gang who rob a

Posted: 12th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Have you seen Rita Ora’s nipples?

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Big news in the  Sun , whereon Rita Ora is trailing the X Factor grand final and pointing to what this year’s winner can expect from pop stardom:

“RITA – I’ve lost count of times my boobs popped

Posted: 9th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester United: Van Gaal damned but stays beyond 2017

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Who can be blamed for Manchester United crashing out of the Champions League in the group stages? It’s worth noting that this is an improvement on last season, when United failed to even qualify for European football’s biggest tournament.

Posted: 9th, December 2015 | In: Back pages, Broadsheets, manchester united, News, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Muhaydin Mire: knife jihad in London, cowards and proper Muslims with mobile phones

Muhaydin Mire Muhaydin Mire waves a long-bladed box cutter in Leytonstone Tube Station, London, allegedly. Reports say he’s yelling “This is for Syria”, although which part of that benighted country is unclear.

Mire, 29,  of Sansom Road, east London, is

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Posted: 7th, December 2015 | In: News, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chelsea balls: Jose Mourinho sacked by Leicester (maybe)

Mourinho out More Jose Mourinho sacking news now. The Times leads with a story that the Chelsea boss is “in last chance” to save his job.

Matt Hughes says José Mourinho has been told that “he must guide Chelsea into the knockout

Posted: 7th, December 2015 | In: Broadsheets, Chelsea, News, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer balls: Cavani ‘joins’ Manchester United for £13m less than Arsenal paid

How much is PSG’s Edinson Cavani worth?

According to L’Equipe,M anchester United “have been told” they can sign the Paris St-Germain forward for £32m.

This odd story also appears in the Metro . It’s the newspaper that said Cavani

Posted: 5th, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, News, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chelsea balls: Costa in London nightclub rage as Jose seethes in total silence

When is a riotous night out not a riotous night out? The Mail leads with news that “Chelsea stars Diego Costa, Ramires and Kenedy risked incurring the wrath of Jose Mourinho by partying into the early hours on Thursday morning

Posted: 4th, December 2015 | In: Chelsea, News, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Christmas TV repeats story repeats in tabloids

TV repeats tabloid The Daily Mirror reports that 811 shows broadcast over the Christmas period on the four main TV channels have been broadcast before.

The Mirror , which, like the Express and Mail , has broadcast adaptations of this story for the

Posted: 4th, December 2015 | In: News, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jeremy Corbyn loses Oldham in the dead-tree Daily Mirror

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In “Dark Night of the polls for Jeremy”, the Mirror’s Dan Bloom says Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is leading the party to disaster at the Oldham West and Royston by-election.

The paper repeats warnings that the party’s 14,000 majority

Posted: 4th, December 2015 | In: News, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gary Neville named next Manchester United and England boss

Gary Neville, aka Gary the Red, self-styled Robert De Niro look-alike, and the former Manchester United and England defender, has taken a management job at Valencia. The tabloids all lead with the news.

The Mirror calls him “One EL of

Posted: 3rd, December 2015 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Vine sympathies with online attacks on Gordon Ramsay’s ‘promiscuous’ daughters

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For two days the Daily Mail has published this photograph of TV chef Gordon Ramsay’s four children: Jack, 16, Matilda, 14, Holly, 16, and Megan, 17. It was twins Jack and Holly’s joint 16th birthday party, and the family

Posted: 2nd, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Caffeine-Use Disorder is as real as your hallucinations

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Scare story of the day is found in the Daily Mail (natch.), wherein we learn of “caffeine-use disorder”.

Sophie Freeman asks:

But how do you know when your love of coffee has gone too far?

When you’re on a

Posted: 2nd, December 2015 | In: News, Tabloids, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal: Alexis Sanchez performs hokey cokey to prove his fitness

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How injured is Arsenal’s Alexis Sanchez?

He’s IN!

The Mirror: “Sanchez has handed Arsenal a huge boost ahead of Christmas the New Year.”

He’s OUT!

The Sun: “Arsene Wenger fears Alexis Sanchez may miss the festive programme.”

He’s SHAKING

Posted: 2nd, December 2015 | In: Arsenal, News, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Premier League footballer in Sun schoolgirl stunna sexting sensation

Which part of this Sun headline excites you the most?

Premier league star meets uniformed schoolgirl in street… then sends pics of his manhood just hours later

If it’s the part of the uniformed schoolgirl, then you might wonder if

Posted: 29th, November 2015 | In: News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer balls: Liverpool in for 7 Dortmund players (and one plays for Manchester United)

The Metro  reports Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp as having said “nothing stopping Liverpool grabbing Marco Reus and Mats Hummels”.

Is that really what he said? Because last January the Metro  reported that Reus had agreed to join Real Madrid

Posted: 29th, November 2015 | In: Liverpool, News, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Times corrects The Sun story on British Muslims supporting ISIS

The Times has issued a clarification of a poll that was first reported in The Sun.

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The Times:

 

The SUn ISIS poll correction

 

Aside

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Posted: 26th, November 2015 | In: News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0