Posts Tagged ‘iran’
Obama Delivers Third Quarter Message To People Of Iran
IOWAHAWK, of Chicago – now twinned with Tehran! – picks up President Obama’s “Special Message to the People of Iran” over the Twitter Chatter:
To clarify, my only real concern is over sportsmanship. In democracies like ours elections can sometimes be difficult and messy. “Politics ain’t beanbag,” as we also say over here. As I learned on the basketball courts and ward precincts of Chicago, the birthplace of modern Democracy, a hard fought game sometimes involves a little trash talk, an occasional sharp elbow, or a mysteriously malfunctioning scoreboard. But this doesn’t mean we always have to resort to flagrant fouls, or angrily shooting our opponent in the parking lot, just because he showboated after a layup. Let’s all remember the lesson of Ron Artest — charging into the stands and savagely beating a heckler might feel good at first, but in the end it just might mean losing that big shoe contract with Nike.
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Posted: 18th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Supporters’ Rally Was Photoshopped
MAHMOUD Ahmadinejad’s supporters’ rally was photoshopped. Those thousands were less than they seemed.
And he’s only got one missile: Iran Missile Photoshop Contest
These images are all too real: Obama Turns ABC Into Pravda.
Now for a recount – pass the photcopier…
Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)
Ahmadinejad Blames The Internet Jews
MAHMOUD Ahmadinejad blames the Jewish maus…
The jews control the internet.
Always the Jewish mice!
Posted: 16th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Flees Iran As Eight Lay Dead
In Wonderland, Alice played croquet with hedgehogs and flamingos. In the Middle East, United States President Barack Obama is attempting the same thing, but with rats and cobras. Not only do they move at inconvenient times, but they bite the players. Iran’s presidential election on Friday underscores the Wonderland character of American policy in the region.
America’s proposed engagement of Iran has run up against the reality of the region, namely that Iran cannot “moderate” its support for its fractious Shi’ite allies from Beirut to Pakistan’s northwest frontier. It also shows how misguided Obama was to assume that progress on the Palestinian issue would help America solve more urgent strategic problems, such as Iran’s potential acquisition of nuclear weapons.
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Yesterday’s death toll is eight, killed by pro-regime militia; more protests expected today.
MAHMOUD Admadinejad has left Iran.
Says Iran’s State-run Radio Payam:
“Several thugs wanted to attack a military post and vandalise public property in the vicinity of Azadi Square.
“Unfortunately seven people were killed and several others wounded in the incident.”
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Posted: 16th, June 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Acceptance Speech In Full
UNRESTRAINED by a need to be credible, the novelist or tabloid hack can only envy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and wonder where the story will next turn.
Ahmadinejad has now addressed the crowd and the mob and explained that things are as they because that is how they are meant to be.
Says he:
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Posted: 15th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
Ahmadinejad Voted For Mousavi And Iran Twinned With Chicago
MAHMOUD Ahmadinejad is President of Iran and all the Irans. The press goes bonkers. It’s a fix, right? Right? Right!
So fair is Ahmadinejad that even he voted For Mousavi.
But do not panic – Iran is to be twinned with Chicago. See, we’re not all that different.
Iran’s ex-Foreign Minister in an interview with The Nation’s Robert Dreyfuss:
A coup d’etat? They’ve already made one! They’ve created a dictatorship, in fact. Do you know that last night the security forces occupied the offices of many newspapers, to make sure that their reporting on the election was favorable? They changed many headlines.
They fixed the election.
The Guards are taking over everything, including many economic institutions. The ministry of the interior is increasing its control in all the provinces.
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Posted: 13th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (3)
Mirhossein Mousavi And Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Both Get 60 Per Cent Of Vote
IRAN is such a beacon of democracy that everyone wins.
Sadegh Kharazi, a senior supporter of former Prime Minister Mirhossein Mousavi, told Reuters that surveys made by reformers showed that Mousavi was getting about 58-60 percent of the votes.
But Ahmadinejad’s representative at a supervisory body, Ali Asghar Zarei, said the incumbent was ahead with about the same level of support, the semi-official Mehr News Agency reported.
Fix!
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Posted: 12th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Iran And North Korea Avert World Cup War
IRAN 0 – North Korea 0. The FT:
He’ll shoot, he’ll score
He’ll eat your labrador
Kim Jonh Il
Football fans the world over love to tell anyone who will listen that their sport is “not just a game” – it means so much more than that.
You dirty northern bastards…
But the clash between North Korea and Iran in Pyongyang on Saturday could be one of those occasions when the cliché actually proves true. A World Cup qualifier between the two remaining members of George W. Bush’s infamous axis of evil – one fresh from a nuclear test, the other accused by some of wanting to conduct its own – sparks all sorts of international intrigue.
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Peace Czar Barack Obama Talks While North Korea And Iran Carry On Regardless
BARACK Obama – anyone know what he’s going to do over North Korea and Iran?
The Czar Man
President Barack Obama is taking the practice of naming czars to new heights. As Foreign Policy points out, with the selection of “border czar” Alan Bersin, the Obama administration surpassed the Romanovs in its production of czars. It took those old Russkies 300 years to produce 18 czars. It took Obama less than 100 days – Katherine Mangu-Ward
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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Iranian Seriel Killer Copied Agatha Christie
TO Northen Iran, where a 32-year-old woman accused of murdering at least six people tells one and all that she was inspired by Agatha Christie.
The woman is said to have targeted middle aged or elderly women at shrines where they were praying.
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Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Iran: 11 Days “To Wipe Israel Out of Existence”
WHILE the BBC debates if Israel is institutionally racist, over in Iran, the enlightened ones are working out how to kill all the Jews…
File under: what they don’t show you on the BBC.
Following are excerpts of statements by Iranian military commanders, from a TV report which aired on LBC TV on May 3, 2009.
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Posted: 19th, May 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)
Iran Plans To Murder Barack Obama
BARACK Obama extends the olive branch to Iran. Iran takes it, sharpens it and rams it straight up Obama. The Barack Obama Death Cult hits Tehran:
Via Gateway Pundit:
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Posted: 25th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Revealed: Israel’s Covert War With Nuclear Iran
ISRAEL is involved in a convert war with Iran.
We know this because we have read information that says so. Although it might not be true. That’s the thing with covert wars, knowing what information to trust.
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Badminton For Change: Obama Sends Shuttlecock To Iran
WHILE Old Mr Anorak coaches his Thai Ladies ping-pong winter training camp, Barack Obama unleashes his badminton team on an unsuspecting Iran.
The Associated Press reports:
The Obama administration is sending a women’s badminton team to Iran this week as part of a broad bid to engage the Iranian people through educational and cultural exchanges.
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Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1)
North Korea Tells Iran To Forget The Bomb And Just Crack Heads
“The political and ideological superiority of the revolutionary army is more powerful than nuclear weapons…It is true that the weapon is important in a war. The decisive factor of victory or defeat, however, is not the weapon but the great political and ideological superiority of the army“.
Make ideologies, not war!
And those weapons of mass destruction were an abstract. They live in the minds of the people. To find them you must crack skulls…
Posted: 10th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Israel, Gaza And Iran: Cynthia McKinney, Hopsital Massacre And Ahmadinejad Finally Sees A Holocaust
FORMER Democrat Congresswoman and Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney is has been on a humantarian trip to help Hamas:
A boat carrying international peace activists, including former Georgia congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, and medical supplies to the embattled Gaza Strip sailed back into a Lebanese port on Tuesday after being turned back and damaged by the Israeli navy, organizers of the trip said.
Watch out for Lauren Booth! Ahoy!
The Green Party of the United States yesterday nominated one of the most anti-semitic individuals ever to recently serve in the United States Congress for President.
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Posted: 30th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (11)
Axis Of Heel-vil: Iranians Hold Shoe Toss Contest, Ahmadinejad Struggles
TO Iran, where the Mohammad Rassoolollah Brigade is holding a shoe tossing contest.
They came from yards around to nick shoes from outside a mosque and throw them in support of shoe inustry campaigner Muntader al-Zaidi, who threw his shoes at President Bush during his trip to Baghdad two weeks ago.
The target was a George Bush poster. And some shoes proved a hit.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is thought to be supportive of the big toss but is truggling to free his veritable food from the Dolcis size 4 strappy heels worn for his portrayal of the Queen earlier in the week.
Posted: 26th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
World’s Longest Rope Snares Iranian Govetnment
THE World’s Longest Rope linked to Iran:
“Feds Seize New York Office Building Tied to Iranian Government” screams headline on FoxNews.com.
Reel ’em in, cowboy…
An Eye For An Eye For Iran’s Spurned Suitor
[A] spurned suitor poured a bucket of sulfuric acid over [Ameneh Bahrami’s] head, leaving her blind and disfigured….
Courts usually order families of the accused to pay “blood money” for the crimes. But Bahrami insisted on the punishment. She had several meetings with the head of Iran’s judiciary, Ayatollah Mahmoud Hashemi Shahroudi, who tends to favor less strict interpretations of Islamic law.
“Shahroudi really pressed me to demand blood money instead of retribution. He explained that such a sentence would cause lots of bad publicity for Iran. But I refused,” she said.
So he agreed that she should be blinded and disfigured. What a guy!
Posted: 14th, December 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Tom And Jerry Jew Are Toast
OBAMA is in. Iran is listening to the black man. And we have the cure. Prof. Hasan Bolkhari and class, pay attention:
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Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Israel’s Elite Pigeons Attack Iran
LEST it not be said that there is anything beyond the capabilities of Israel. Release the kosher pigeons:
Security forces in Natanz have arrested two suspected “spy pigeons” near Iran’s controversial uranium enrichment facility, the reformist Etemad Melli newspaper reported on Monday.
With their hooded eyes and hooked beaks, they were also going to raise suspicions…
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Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (12)
Looking For Weapons Of Mass Desruction In The UK
UN General Assembly President Miguel d’Escoto Brockmann tells The Jerusalem Post that he loves Israel and believes the Jewish people “have suffered more perhaps in time than any other people.”
“I don’t hate any country, but Israel I happen to love,” d’Escoto said.
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Iranian Militants And Danes Try To Be As Funny As The Jews
IRANIANS are chanting “Death to Israel”. Borrringggggg. Can they get a new chant, one that rhymes?
Well, not all of them are chanting, just the Islamist students who are unveiling a new book.
The book “Holocaust,” published by members of Iran’s Islamist Basij militia, features dozens of cartoons and sarcastic commentary. Education Minister Alireza Ali-Ahmadi attended the official launch of the book in Tehran’s Palestine Square.
The Telegraph , which reports on the action, doesn’t say how much the book sells for, nor if it can be ordered online.
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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)
Ahmadinejad Accepts Israel’s Right To Exist
SAYS Mamoud Ahmadinejad:
If they [the Palestinians] want to keep the Zionists, they can stay … Whatever the people decide, we will respect it. I mean, it’s very much in correspondence with our proposal to allow Palestinian people to decide through free referendums.
Peter Tatchell concludes:
Since most Palestinians are willing to accept a two-state solution, the Iranian president is, in effect, agreeing to Israel’s right to exist and opening the door to a peace deal that Iran will endorse.
And then once there aer two states he can blow up one of them…
Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (20)
