Conservative Idol

‘ITS another day of Conservative Idol, the beauty contest to find the next leader of the Tory party. And today the papers look at David Davis.Like a contestant on TVs … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

The Contestants

‘CELEBRITY Shoplifting is sure to be a big hit. And TV executives shouldnt worry if the great and good are less than eager to join in the fun not … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Stealing The Show

‘JADE Goody will not be appearing before the Beak for her part in what the Sun calls ASDAGATE. ‘But I found him in aisle 10’ … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Plan C(rouch)

‘ASHLEY Cole is injured and out of Englands next World Cup qualifying match. Wayne Rooney is suspended. Gary Neville is out. It looks so bad for Sven Goran Eriksson, now … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2005 | In: Back pages | Comment

Dave The Rave

‘SHOULD we start calling David Cameron, the Tory leadership contender, Dave? Impersonation! Impersonation! Impersonation! Young, with a young wife and a young family, Dave looks very much … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Climate Control

‘WHO can fail but to look out of the window on a day like this, take in gulp of visible air and scream: SCORCHIO! ‘And for those … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

For Whom The Decibels Toll

‘THE Telegraph says that after his speech to conference, Tory leadership contender Malcolm Rifkind was given a 60-second standing ovation which reached 93.5 decibels (a level somewhere between the noise … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Goody’s Grief

‘ALL property is theft. Which means Jade Goody cannot be guilty of stealing a £16 waistcoat from the Asda supermarket in Harlow, Essex. Jade makes an arresting sight … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Rolling Back The Years

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Posted: 4th, October 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Where’s Wally

‘WHERES WALLY? Can you see him? Go on, have a really good look. Desmond bangs the drum Last week was easy, of course. Wally was at … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

The Other Kate

‘HOW do you follow two weeks of Jordan and Peter Andre? With a bucket and a wet sponge? Kate and her Jordans Or, having reached … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Diana’s Other Rock

‘BOMBS going off in Bali many dead – not enough for you? Want something juicier? Something more sensational? Well, youd best buy the Express, which digs six-feet down into … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

For Pete’s Sake

‘IN the Eighties, heroin screwed you up. That at least was the message scrawled by the Government of the day across TV screens and billboards. ‘What cigarette?’ … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Donkey Derby

‘YOUD think Blackpool had enough donkeys without the Conservatives bringing along their own for the partys annual conference. The carrot or the stick? But all … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Waltergate

‘THE elderly are usually invisible to all but grandchildren and vote hungry politicians at election time – their grey hairs acting as a kind of cloaking device that renders the … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2005 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

Retail Therapy

‘LOOK! The Mirror has spotted Sienna Miller engaging in a bit of retail therapy in a Milan shoe shop. No, Davinia, keep your top on until someone’s … (read more)

Posted: 30th, September 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Walter Walter Everywhere

‘F*****G Tony Blair. Well, he started it when he started talking about the f****g Welsh. ‘Look at me, mum, I’m on the telly’ … (read more)

Posted: 30th, September 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Room To Move

‘IF ever there was a scandal waiting to happen, begins Robert Cole in his business commentary in the Times. Gordon realises that Tony’s gazumped him again … (read more)

Posted: 30th, September 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Skirting The Famous

‘WELL shout out a few names and you see if you can guess which of them are actually interviewed by Hello!, and not just ogled at from afar. … (read more)

Posted: 30th, September 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

A No Gwyn Situation

‘SORRY. Our mistake. We thought Gwyneth Paltrow would give us some new sparking gems of information to brighten up our dull lives with, but no. It’s all … (read more)

Posted: 30th, September 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Waltered Down Protest

‘THE elderly are usually invisible to all but grandchildren and vote hungry politicians at election time, the grey hairs acting as a kind of cloaking device that renders the wearer … (read more)

Posted: 29th, September 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Labour Hits (& Misses)

‘TONY Blair took a chance with his choice of music to herald his speech at this years Labour Party conference. ‘I am an anarchist…’ When the … (read more)

Posted: 29th, September 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Fashion’s Victim

‘A WEEK is a long time in the life of Kate Moss, who has mutated from Cocaine Kate to Brave Kate in the Sun. The Sun will be rooting for … (read more)

Posted: 29th, September 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Ma Cherie

‘BEAUTY is in the eye of the beholder, and looking at the Mirrors front-page shot of Stephen Smerdon, we see no glasses perched on his nose, nor an obedient Labrador … (read more)