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Weird, offbeat and bizarre news from around the world. Funny, strange & odd news stories that make you wince, laugh and fear for humanity.

Man Steals Five Snakes In Trousers

ERIC Fiegel is accused of entering the Predator’s Reptile Center pet shop and attempting to steal five albino boa snakes by stuffing them into his trousers.

Says Mesa Police Sgt. Ed Wessing:

“This is very unusual. In my 15 years, I’ve never heard of this ‘snake in the pants’ kind of theft, if you will.”

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Posted: 26th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Women Too Drunk For Bikini wax Arrested

ANNA Katherine Bacon-Silveira, 39, of Iowa City, is under arrest. She is accused of attacking a worker at Zender beauty salon with a towel. She then ran off.

Bacon-Silverira entered the store in the pursuit of a bikin wax. The store turned away, saying that she was drunk.

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Posted: 26th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man Arrested For Drunken Sex Whilst Driving: Men Rejoice

GEORGE E. Howard is the living, swaying proof than man can multitask.
Howard, 58, of Louisville, has been arrested for having sex and drinking beer while driving. He never crashed. He most likely never spilled a drop.

 

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Posted: 26th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Just Married Stoners Arrested For Stealing Munchies For Wedding Reception

NEWLYWEDS of the Day are Arthur Phillips III, 32, and Brittany M. Lurch, 22. They married in Pennsylvania on August 18. The reception was booked for 5:30 p.m.

At 2:30 p.m., the police got a call. Items were being stolen from Wegmans supermarket.

Phillips and Lurch were placing items into basket and leaving without paying. When arrested, the couple said the stuff was for the do.

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Posted: 25th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Hull Man Sues For Accident That Saw Pressurised Hose Got Up His Anus

GARETH Durrant, 26, inflated when a compressed air hose went up his bum.

The air pressure was 300lbs per square inch

He’s at Hull County Court suing Willerby Holiday Homes for compensation.

Mr Durrant was working on the production line, where pressurised air lines hang from the ceiling waiting to be connected to power tools. He was dressed in shorts. And one of the lines went into his bottom.

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Posted: 25th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)


Laurence Richard McGinn Accused Of Biting Face Off Liverpool Clubber

IN Liverpool, Laurence Richard McGinn, 28, allegedly, has bitten off part of another man’s nose, bits of both his ears and a lip outside the Funky Box night spot.

PC Stuart Moore told Liverpool’s licensing committee, who have revoked the club’s booze licence:

“It is horrific, sickening and it is almost barbaric, what takes place. The footage shows a fight between two males. The victim and the assailant could be seen brawling in the street. Both males fall to the floor and there’s a struggle. A second male appears to be protecting the people involved to make sure the fight continues and the assailant starts reigning blows. There are nine consecutive punches while he lies on the floor. The assailant can be seen to place his head down by the victim. He starts eating away at his face and his head. The male has had his two ears bitten off, part of his nose bitten off and half of his lip bitten off. The attack reminded me of a lion wrenching the flesh off a gazelle.”

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Posted: 25th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (5)


Oldham Woman Superglues Self To Kitchen: Boyfriend Laughs

LOCAL News Story of the Day: The Oldham Evening Chronicle reports on Tina Ramsbottom, 21, of Hathershaw. In attempting to fix a broken object d’art with superglue, she caused the fingers on her left hand to become stuck together. Looking for help she finds her lover. He laughs. He calls her an idiot.

She returns to the kitchen to put the superglue out of harm’s way. She places her right hand on the kitchen work surface and…it sticks fast.

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Posted: 25th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Rogue Pandas Did Not Escape From Arizona Panda Farm

THE authorities would like to make it known that there are NO rogue panda bears in or around Flagstaff, Arizona. The sign on Fort Valley Road and Forest Avenue warning of rogue panda (see left) is incorrect. Know that Flagstaff is 100% free of rogue pandas.

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Posted: 25th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Mr Boomer Drives Into Adult Store And Steals Huge Vagina

HARRY Boomer is accused of driving his truck, a – get this – red stolen semi” into a sex shop in Brownhelm Township, Ohio to steal a $800 “life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks“. You desperate people do desperate things.

Posted: 24th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Bedford Doormat Fury: Bedfordshire Pilgrims Evict Man’s Mat

TO Albert Street, Bedford, where the Bedfordshire Pilgrims Housing Association (BPHA) are attempting to evict a doormat form outside the front door of Lubin Reyes’ flat.

Tape has been placed across the doormat advising Mr Reyes to “move it or lose it”.

Says he in the Mail:

“I need to wipe the soles of my shoes dry or I might fall over in my house then that would be health and safety issue.”

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Posted: 24th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Woman Crashes Car While Giving Finger To Other Motorist

TO Tacoma, where the 23-year-old woman is giving the finger to the driver of a Subaru Outback. She is in a Ford Taurus. Rather she was. The hand gesture caused her to lose control of the vehicle and end up upside down in a ditch.

She has been charged with  reckless driving.

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Posted: 23rd, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Three Public Bodies Erect And Remove A Sign For Polish And Spanish Drivers In Worcestershire

TO Worcestershire, where Network Rail is carrying out work on a level crossing in Blackminster. Worcestershire County Council wants it to provide notice of the diversion in Spanish, Polish and English. Yep, only three languages. And then the Highways Agency said that the notice “not meet the prescribed standards for such signs”.

Only three public bodies were involved in the production of a sign.

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Posted: 22nd, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Dallas Hospital Patient Says Medics Stitched GPS Tracking Device Into His Armpit: Sues

MICHAEL Woolman says that medics at Dallas’ Baylor Medical Center removed his tonsils, cleaned his sinuses and stuffed a tracking device in his armpit. He wants justice. The Dallas Observer publishes his self-written complaint:

I was in ,”The Room after ,surgery& I needed ,to go to the bathroom .
I got up and a nurse assisted me to ,the bathroom.
I was going to the bathroom and , I finished.
All a sudden ,My cloth started falling off, I tried to pull ,my cloths up and ,,
My arm pit was bloody, Well I thought nothing of it, at the time.
Well , I came in for a since & noise surgery,? Why is my arm pit bloody ??????
Now after ,knowing ,what Bryan LGH was doing IS
Trying a new way to track people,
By inserting a GPS Device in people, Illegally.

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Posted: 22nd, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Freddy Nock Auditions For Sound Of Music Sequel By Walking Up Cable Car Rope

FREDDY Nock is shoo-in for the role of Captain Von Trapp in The Sound of Music 2 – 3D Smack Down. Knock is the Swiss stuntman who has passed an afternoon walking up a cable car rope in Germany.

He made it to the top of Germany’s 9,000 foot Zugspitze mountain in southern Bavaria. He says it’s the “longest and highest wire walk above sea level without a balancing pole“.

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Posted: 22nd, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man Claimed Lost Arm To Get Insurance Money

MICHAEL Earl LeDuc Escanaba, 33, of Michigan, has been jailed for 57 months in prison for telling CUNA Mutual Group that he lost his arm in a wood chipper. His insurance policy said that if he lost a limb, it would earn him 251,000 in compensation. So he lost one – by  forging his medical records.

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Posted: 21st, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


The Greatest Silly Season Local News Story Ever: Germans, Beer, Golf And A Majorcan Holiday Bet

MOST people make friends on holiday and never see them again. They never want to. Those holiday pals are not part of the real world but a figure locked in the mists of halcyon days in the sun. But Sebastian Steinzen wanted to see his holiday friends again. Steinzen is German. And he wanted to catch up with a Portishead couple he knew only as Patrick and Pam. He knew that they drank in the Black Horse pub in Clapton-in-Gordano. Well, so they told him.

They had first met on a golfing tip to Majorca back in September 2005. Over ten days the Bristol couple, Steinzen and his lover Nina played three rounds of golf together. On the last game a bet was made. Sebastian wagered that he could get his ball to land on the green just 2m away from the flag. If he failed, he would buy Patrick a pint.

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Posted: 20th, August 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment


Police Replaced By Monkey Statues

TO Changsa, China, where stone monkey statues have been dressed in fluorescent jackets. The idea is that they prevent traffic accidents.

The Chinese have long understood the concept of rock hard policing. First the terracotta soldiers did their bit and now the stone monkeys are called upon to maintain law and civil obedience.

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Posted: 20th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Woman Drowned In Public Swimming Pool Not Spotted For 2 Days

THE death of Marie Joseph does not speak well of the levels of care and sanitation at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Pool in Lafayette Park, Massachusetts. She drowned there. A nine-year-old boy she had been swimming with told the lifeguard. He said he’d take a look. A mere 58 hours later, her body was discovered at the bottom of the pool.

State Energy and Environmental Affairs Secretary Richard Sullivan tells media, as the Herald News Massachusetts reports:

Still, Sullivan did not indicate that pool employees had neglected their duties. Before a pool is locked up for the night, “we undergo a procedure with each and every one of our pools,” Sullivan said. “We believe all of those were in place here.”

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Posted: 19th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Edinburgh Guesthouse Bans Rabbits – Allows Dogs and Cats: Outrage And Fury Fails To Grow

PATRICIA O’Donnell says she was surprised to find a rabbit using the shower at her Armadillo guesthouse in Edinburgh. She says she “almost had a heart attack” and spilled a jug of water down herself when she fund a rabbit living in the well-appointed shower.

Says she:

“The family – a mum, dad and daughter – checked in and about an hour later went out to visit the castle. I thought I’d better go and water the window boxes, but when I got to their door there was a ‘do not disturb’ notice on the handle. “

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Posted: 19th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Cow Gets Head Stuck In Ladder: Photos And Pun Challenge

THE cow has got her head stuck in a ladder in South Ayrshire. The cow is now free. The tale is moo-ving.

It may be somethjng more than that.

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Posted: 18th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)


Amazing Photo Of Fairy Captured In Mexico

WITH so much rioting and money woes to report on, the UK press is in danger of undoing years of hard yakka that has created the Ausust Silly Season. So. We are forced to journey to Mexico, where Jose Maldonado, an unemployed 22-year-old bricklayer, has captured a live fairy. If you give him some cash you can see it. One news organ coughed up the readies and thanks to them you can see the fairy bathing in a dish of formaldehyde – a fairy’s favourite bath time treat.

Says he:

“I was picking guavas and I saw a twinkling. I thought it was a firefly. I picked it up and felt that it was moving; when I looked at it I knew that it was a fairy godmother.”

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Posted: 18th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Police Seek Robber With Knickers On Head (Video)

THE Dallas Police Department’s Crimes Against Persons Unit are seeking the man or woman who robbed an Exxon Tigermart at 2503 Lemmon Ave. The suspect was last seen wearing a black and white flower dress with white boots. On his he he wore a flowery pair of knickers. Is that a gun under that  dress, or nerves?

Posted: 18th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Thieves Steal And Hide Woman’s Remote Control Again And Again (Video)

IN Colordo, a woman has lost her remote control. The thieves may well be part of the same shadowy international gang that keep stealing my mobile phone. Says she:

“I want to have a place for everything, and I want everything in its place. Why would someone come in here and take a remote?”

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Posted: 17th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Kiros Hadgu Passes Himself Through A Tennis Racket 4 Times In 47 Seconds (Video)

KIROS Hadgu, of the Lady Boys of Bangkok, will now pass himself through a tennis raquet four times in 47 seconds.

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Posted: 17th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Boy Made To Tidy Room Calls Police On His Mother

THE German boy has called the police on his mother. She’s being using him as “forced labour”. He tells the police:

“I have to work all day long. I haven’t any free time.”

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Posted: 16th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment