Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’
Miliband Tortured Over Grill As Obama Changes Only Himself
DAVID Miliband tortured over Grill. Or as Sky News puts it:
Miliband Grilled Over ‘Torture’
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Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Badminton For Change: Obama Sends Shuttlecock To Iran
WHILE Old Mr Anorak coaches his Thai Ladies ping-pong winter training camp, Barack Obama unleashes his badminton team on an unsuspecting Iran.
The Associated Press reports:
The Obama administration is sending a women’s badminton team to Iran this week as part of a broad bid to engage the Iranian people through educational and cultural exchanges.
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Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1)
Barack Obama Is The Hot Light Of A Dawn
BARACK Obama is the light, the power and the glory:
Obama is the more perfect union. He is a house united. Obama is the New Generation and the hot light of a dawn that goes way beyond clever talk of morning in America.
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Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Barack Obama Wins The Superbowl As Country Freezes
GEORGE Bush. Has he gone yet? There’s a big natural disaster in the US. Who’s in charge?
Barack Obama, host of cocktail parties and Superbowl fan.
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Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Barack Obama Is Fu**ing Detroit
CAN you see Barack Obama in you? Open up. Let him in.
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Posted: 1st, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
The New York Times Sells Barack Obama Jugs
THE Barack Obama inauguration coffee mug is now available at the New York Times shop.
“The great thing is, when you buy two, they kind of look like him.”
Can we laugh at him yet?
Posted: 1st, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Barack Obama Grows Orchids In The White House
BARACK OBAMA for global warming:
The capital flew into a bit of a tizzy when, on his first full day in the White House, President Obama was photographed in the Oval Office without his suit jacket. There was, however, a logical explanation: Mr. Obama, who hates the cold, had cranked up the thermostat.
Central heating for Obama:
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Posted: 30th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Iowahawk On The Chicago Village Obama Left Behind
IOWAHAWK on Obama Village: It Takes a Proverb to Run a Village
As grad student experts have long taught us, Western culture is quick to marginalize and devalue knowledge from the “Other.” For example, look at the recent ridicule aimed at the “Egg of Power” sculpture President Obama keeps in the Oval Office. There is a disturbing hint of racism to the ridicule, because that sculpture happens to refer to a traditional proverb that comes from, depending on how you Google it, either Kenya or a 1993 Hallmark Kwanzaa card. Would these critics be so cavalier in their snickering if the president had brought some traditional white art, like a Successories poster or replica Harry Potter wand?
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Posted: 30th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Smells Of The World: BO, Impaler And Scents From The UN
SMELL that? In Switzerland, it is the smell of civic pride:
A Swiss research group says a study it conducted found that women’s underarms typically smell like onions, while men’s smell like cheese.
So much for the Swiss, a nation of Nazis, melted cheese on sticks and assisited suicide. It’s the Swiss signature scent that tells Milanese it’s a north wind that blows.
What of the rest of the nations? What do we smell of?
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Posted: 30th, January 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Obama Arrives At Door Of School For The Gifted
PRESIDENT Obama is on his way back to the Oval Office and – d’oh!- tries to get inside via a window instead of the nearby door.
Anorak got the scoop with our pictures of Obama’s first day at work.
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Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)
Celobama: Ashlee Simpson On Obama’s Change Of Weight
ASHLEE Simpson is using her blog and sister Jessica Simpson’s arse to put Barack Obama in perspective.
I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News. All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.
Oh, yes it does:
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Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Black Tea And A Vanilla Muffin For Barack Obama
IN this post-racial Age of Obama (can we have a term for it?) Detroit hack Kristen Browning-Blas writes from the world’s first green city of how change is yet to happen.
The hyphen hears of a Colorado woman who made a stand. She shall overcome:
After watching the swearing-in on TV, I hauled myself to the gym, thinking I’d march on the Stairmaster along with the parade. Our gym has a cafe/bar, and I stopped to have some soup first.
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Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Ashley Judd Feels Obama’s Change
ACTRESS Ashley Judd is 40th birthday luncheon for NARAL Pro-Choice America at the Hilton Washington.
Judd is giong to tlaka bot babies and Obama. bybeeees. Obvamaaaaahhhhh. Says she:
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Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Barack Obama To Adopt Puppy Child
“FIRST SON will save White House marriage.”
The first son is not Obama – that was, as some assert, Jesus Christ. The first son is… Well, who? It’s the “WHITE HOUSE BABY SHOCKER!”
Says a source: “Whether or not they conceive is in God’s hands. They’re giving it about a year…”
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Posted: 27th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Grazia Obama: The Day The World Fell In Love
YAAAAA! We. Love. You. Barack Obama.
Now, don’t do anything stupid, like becoming President…
Posted: 27th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Barack Obama Stories To Come With Sick Bag
A READER of the free London newspaper The Metro, considers Barack Obama:
Would it be possible to provide free sick bags with future copies of Metro? Mainly because if I have to endure yet another grovelling, adoring and sycophantic article or letter concerning how supremely wonderful, handsome, awe-inspiring and all round God-like Barack Obama is, I will be in real danger of emptying my breakfast on to the good people riding my train.
It’s time to get a grip, everyone.
Oliver, London, UK.
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Posted: 26th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
The Obama Pot Head Chia For A Natural Natural High
OBAMA ownbrand smack is not to everyone’s tastes. So for amilder buzz Anorak brigns you the Obams weed.
It’s the natural natural high.
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Posted: 25th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Praise Song for the Day: An Obama Parody
ELIZABETH ALEXANDER: Praise song for the day. A poem in celebration of Barack Obama’s inauguration, to be set to music by Bono.
It is beyond parody – in its fullness:
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Posted: 24th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obama Is The Heroin Of The Masses, Literally
BARACK Obama is taking us higher.
But for you struggling to feel the rapture, polcie in upstate New York have seized Obams braned herion.
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Posted: 24th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
How Many Men It Takes To Shoot An Obama Pen, And Other Jokes
ON the cover of the New York Times –
President Obama’s order freezing the salaries of his senior aides and the pen he used to sign it. Doug Mills/The New York Times
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Posted: 24th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Mariah Carey’s Inaugural Hissy Fit, Downey Responds
TO the Obama celebrity inauguration – more celebs puh-lease – and Mariah Carey is not standing for it:
“Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.”
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Posted: 23rd, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
More Barack Obama Filth: The Obama Muff
BARACK Obama Worship: muff-tastic!
GEORGE Pasco-Watson (Sun) writes that “the world is willing him [Obama] to succeed more than any other – because of the change he symbolises.”
Cue pictures of Muslims burning Obama’s effigy ands wishing death upon him (so that he may rise again, no doubt).
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Posted: 23rd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
The Barack Obama Weird Sex Cult
Ethan Baron observes Canadians witnessiing Obama’s inauguration:
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Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Fisting Black Dynamite Michael Obama With The “Obama Trombone”
IOAHAWK gets the scoop on the love doctor and the Michelle’s fisting Obama Trombone.
Can we learn from just watching them? HERE…
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Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obamism: Obama Says British Black Woman Are Thick And Lazy
A LETTER from Barack Obama to prove that Bush might have gone but we still have US President to poke fun at.
Obama has typoed a missive on House of Commons stationery – he is our President now – and in championing Dawn Butler MP manages to insult all but one of Britain’s other black women.
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Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4)
