Manchester City's Pelligrini And Arsenal's Wenger Are No Alexis Fergusoni
John Dillon says Manchester City's Manuel Pellegrini "realises being cool doesn't count if you can't add up"... More »
12th, December
Arsenal
12th, December
The Consumer
Britain's Loudest Christmas Lights
Lordy Lights: A look at the kind of Christmas display that a Jumbo Jet, let alone Santa, can use to land by... More »
12th, December
News
Louisa Hodkin And Alessandro Calcioli Marry In A Scientology Church
Scientology is a religion. We know this because Louisa Hodkin and her fiancee Alessandro Calcioli went to the Supreme Court in London, where they won their battle marry in a Church of Scientology chapel... More »
12th, December
Strange But True
Man Banned From Every Supermarket In Britain
Eugenio Freitas, 49, has been banned from every supermarket in Britain unless supervised by an adult... More »
12th, December
Celebrities
Who Is Liverpool Lovely Chelsey Harwood? Photos
A celeb is born... More »
12th, December
The Consumer
Wonderful Romania: The Salina Turda Salt Mines
As you might expect in a salt mine, everything has ben well preserved... More »
12th, December
Money
1 Why Worry About Bitcoin? Why Not Just Start Your Own Currency?
I always feel remarkable clever when I find the Financial Times agrees with one of my ideas... More »
12th, December
News
Watch The Top 10 Twitter Spikes Of 2013
The Football Association are very disappointed that numbers of people taking up football are dwindling. It seems less kids want to run around in dreadful weather, getting lumps kicked out of them and paying their subs for the privilege... More »
12th, December
Celebrities
Tom Daley And Joe McElderry: When Dan Wootton Wanted One Teenager Out
When Tom Daley came out as bisexual, the Sun's Dan Woottoon was happy... More »
12th, December
Anorak TV
1 I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas (Without The Asians, Blacks, Or Jews)
May all your Christmas's be white... More »
12th, December
News
5 Celebrity Sex Offenders Get Longer Prison Sentences Than Your Local Priest, Policeman Or Dad
This is insane. And unfair. And mad... More »
12th, December
Money
'Snuggle House' Gets Closed Because Everyone Thought It Was Filled With Prostitutes
The idea behind the place was to offer snuggles to anyone who wanted one. For £37 an hour. You could have a little intimacy and get your hair stroked and then be on your way... More »
12th, December
Celebrities
A Quick Message And Death Threat From Doris Day
Doris Day speaks... More »
12th, December
News
2 Was Nelson Mandela Sign Language Man Thamsanqa Jantjie Talking To You?
Jantjie became a laughing stock for his signing that hinted at a misspent youth watching silent comedies... More »
12th, December
Key Posts
Bitter Coffee: French Cafe Charges Less For Being Polite
Nice's Petite Syrah café is offering customers the chance to get a discount on their coffee. Asking for a “a coffee” will set you back €7. But “a coffee please” is €4.25. “Hello, a coffee please,” is a bargain €1.40... More »
12th, December
Anorak TV
'Brad Pitt' Headbutts 'No Relation' At All
In this segment from Snatch The Director's Cut, Brad Pitt recounts life in the bare knuckle fighting game... More »
12th, December
Arsenal
Arsenal Balls: 'Gunzalo' Higuain Weeps For 'Dire', 'Superb' And 'Assured' Gunners
How bad or good were Arsenal in last night' Champions League defeat to Napoli? The Gunners qualified the contest's knock-out stages in second place... More »
11th, December
News
India Outlaws Homosexuality Because Great Britain Told Them It Was Unnatural
The Supreme Court ruled that the ancient law which prohibits “carnal sex against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal” stands... More »
11th, December
Politicians
Nelson Mandela Balls: Madiba Helps Golfers Get The Putts
How Nelson loved his golf... More »
11th, December
News
Baby P: Tracey Connelly's Hair And Other Evils
The Sun is in danger of being labelled a stalker, obsessed with Tracey Connelly's hair... More »
11th, December
Technology
Melt Your Baby's Brain With The Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat
The iCosh... More »
11th, December
Money
This Just Isn't The Way To Make An Economic Argument
This is used to show that tax incentives to companies does not provide jobs. For, as you can see, we've been providing more subsidies but there are fewer jobs!.. More »
11th, December
News
At Last! Lie Detectors In Santa's Grotto
For years, lying little swine have got away with lying to Santa, saying they've been good all year when in fact, their school reports say something very different... More »
11th, December
Money
The iPotty Is Declared Worst Toy Of The Year
By combining the two pieces of technology it could therefore be possible to automate this most tiresome of child rearing tasks.. More »
