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25th, May 2013
Ugandas Coalition for Advancement of Moral Values delivered this ludicrous and scary anti-homosexual pamphlet to MPs

Who’d be gay in Uganda..? Read More »
News
25th, May 2013
Man stole beef joint because it looked like his dead grandmother

What do the women in your family look like?… Read More »
News
25th, May 2013
President Mugabe says Liverpool’s Luis Suarez has gone too far

You know you’ve over-stepped the boundaries of human decency when…. Read More »
2 Sports
25th, May 2013
What did Prince Philip say to a Polish research scientist as he toured Cambridge’s Medical Research Council’s Laboratory of Molecular Biology?

A, b. c or d…. Read More »
Celebrities
24th, May 2013
What does Times executive editor Roger Alton think of the Leveson Report, Hacked Off and that Royal Charter?

Analyse that… Read More »
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24th, May 2013
iNotRacist – the world’s most effective non-racist app.

URacist? Read More »
Technology
24th, May 2013
How a teenage girl uses her iPhone – Yahoo! might want to reconsider that Tumblr deal

How do teenage girls use their phones? Answer: all the time. Bianca Bosker spoke to a 14-year-old girl about her life on a white iPhone S… Read More »
Technology
24th, May 2013
Is this the worst application to be a journalist ever?

A writer rights… Read More »
Money
Key Posts
24th, May 2013
A wonderful history of German football clubs in Europe: 1960 til now

German football didn’t turn professional until the mid-sixties, but by that time the (West Germany) national team had already won the World Cup, and one of their clubs had reached the final of the European Champions Cup… More »
24th, May 2013
Katie Price: Will anyone smile at Alicia Douvall’s daughter Papaya?

Price uses her Sun column to opens up on Alicia Douvall, the ambulatory cosmetic surgery menu… Read More »
Celebrities
24th, May 2013
Is EDL leader Tommy Robinson a victim of A Twitter Hunt? Tweeters want Lee Rigby ‘defender’ raped and his mother beheaded

When Lee Rigby was butchered to death by lunatics making a human sacrifice to the god voices in their heads, we knew that no nutjobs would break us. We are fair. We are strong. And then the police moved to arrest two men who had made “offensive” comments on twitter… Read More »
Key Posts
24th, May 2013
Bride murdered groom on their wedding day

Why did she do it? Well, the trigger was, apparently, his late return home from a bachelor party… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Dear Artists: Michael Jackson’s chimp is making more money than you as a painter

The ape, now a remarkable 27-years-old, needs £13,000 each year to pay for his upkeep. Those diamond nappies and cigarettes won’t buy themselves, clearly… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Gibraltar is now a Uefa football team able to play in the European Cup

The big rock at the back… Read More »
Sports
24th, May 2013
Argentinian football fan throws his teeth at players in disgust

You may recall someone throwing a whole pig’s head at Louis Figo in Spain, but an Argentinian fan beats that with sheer spontaneity, by hurling their teeth at the pitch in abject disgust… Read More »
Sports
24th, May 2013
Bus driver pranks kids in ace video!

Students of a school were told by the driver that school had been cancelled for the day, and the children fell for it hook, line and sinker… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Radamel Falcao: Atletico striker signs for Manchester City but will play Chelsea

Falcao Watch: Is the coveted Atletico Madrid striker on his way to the Premier League?… Read More »
Sports
24th, May 2013
Structural change not shopping is killing the High Street

This is an interesting little piece of news from Marks and Spencer… Read More »
1 Money
24th, May 2013
African coins find does not mean we have to rewrite the history of Australia

The Mail’s got itself all in a tither about a find of African money off the coast of Australia… Read More »
Money
24th, May 2013
Is there any system by which landlords can actually check that immigration status? No

Yep, now millions of landlords will have to try and find out the immigration status of their tenants. Who might present forged documents, you never know. .. Read More »
Money
24th, May 2013
Builder survive 15 tonne building collapse (video)

When a building collapses on you, you’ll probably think you’re a dead-man. Well, Jake Weir thought just that as he was demolishing one and it fell on him. All 15 tonnes of it… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Lancashire duo killed and roasted lamb in field, a la Bear Grylls

We’re all entertained when Bear Grylls pops up on the telly to climb inside a hollowed out camel or eats raw zebra. But when men picked up a lamb and killed it with a hammer and roasted it, we’re sending them to court… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Mother gets young son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts

The news report is entertaining. One highlight is that neighbours were “stunned beyond words” – mainly because they were laughing… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Mad cow Cara Jocelyn Delevingne gets a ‘CJD’ tattoo

Top model Cara Jocelyn Delevingne saw fit to show off her new tattoo… Read More »
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