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22nd, October manchester united

Manchester United Balls: Alex Ferguson And Glazers At Odds Over Who Chose David Moyes

DAVID Moyes and Manchester United. Compare and contrast the role played by Sir Alex Ferguson in Moyes getting the top job at Old Trafford... More »

22nd, October Sports

Atlanta Falcons Think London Is In Spain And Scotland Is Bigger Than Italy

THE ATLANTIC Falcons are heading to London. No. Hang on... More »

22nd, October Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Raheem Sterling Hand Jives With Lions And Mates With A Chair

LIVERPOOL Balls: the Sun continues to hound Raheem Sterling and, by inference, England manager Roy Hodgson, who told the Press that Sterling had not been feeling 100% to start the match in Estonia... More »

22nd, October Music

Catwalk Pop: Models who sashayed to the microphone

THE news today is that supermodel Cara Delevingne has hired Pharrell Williams to give her what she needs as she makes her musical bow... More »

22nd, October Money

The Use Of Dildos Turns Women Off Sex Apparently

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22nd, October News

Thought Crimes: Middlesbrough Man Sentenced For Possessing Dirty Cartoons

ROBUL Hoque, 39, stands in the dock at Teeside Crown Crout. He's accused of 10 counts of possessing prohibited images of children. It's a typical case of depravity, right? Wrong... More »

22nd, October News

Man Finds Large Rat's Head In His Chilli And Hard Beans

IT'S protein a-go-go at the Golden Corral in Florida, where Billy Wilson has found a large chunk of extra meat in his chilli dinner... More »

22nd, October Sports

Newcastle United Balls: Kieron Dyer Reveals Why He And Lee Bowyer Fought On The Pitch

IN 2005, football fans lapped up the sight of Newcastle Untied teammates Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer scrapping on the pitch. It was very entertaining. Most of us thought the fight was triggered by the players' stupidity and unappealing natures.... More »

21st, October News

French Opera Fascists Refuse To Sing For Woman In Niqab

TO Paris, where a woman on holiday form The Gulf has been ordered to remove her niqab or else be ejected from the Bastille opera house... More »

21st, October Celebrities

Breaking Bad Meth Doll Brian Cranston Vows To Burn His Florida Mom Action Figure

Florida mom petitions against Toys 'R Us over Breaking Bad action figures." I'm so mad, I'm burning my Florida Mom action figure in protest... More »

21st, October Royal Family

As If By Magic Pregnant Kate Middleton 'Reappears'

KATE Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, is pregnant. You might have heard. She gets morning sickness, which means she doesn't fancy being on display as Prince William's 'brood mare'. But now she's back! And it's presented by the media as being a kind of magick... More »

21st, October Politicians

Chicago Voting Machine Forces Republican To Vote Democrat

Admitting his confidence in Cook County ballot integrity is shaken, State Representative Candidate Jim Moynihan (R-56), was shocked today when he tried to cast a vote for himself and the voting machine cast it for his opponent instead.... More »

21st, October News

RIP Selfie Guy: Man Falls Into Dock On Live TV

Live TV selfie fail... More »

21st, October News

Hurricane Gonzo Arrives In The UK (Photos)

The Great Gonzo... More »

21st, October In Pictures

Ocean Atlas: Huge Underwater Statue Of Girl Holding The Seas On Her Shoulders

OCEAN Atlas is an 18-foot-tall, 60 tonne (pH neutral) cement statue of a girl benath the waves by Nassau in the Bahamas. It is the world's largest underwater statue... More »

21st, October Celebrities

Scott Ian of Anthrax Recalls Meeting Lemmy For The First Time (Much Swearing)

Never meet your heroes... More »

21st, October Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Arsenal Mascot Podolski Signs For Spurs Again

TRANSFER Balls: Is Arsenal's Lukas Podolski leaving the Gunners to play for...Spurs? Well, ITV had news... More »

21st, October Money

Viagra To Be Used To Treat Heart Disease

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21st, October Sports 1

Ched Evans And Sheffield United: Leave Your Morals At The Door

MORE chatter on the Ched Evans story. The Sun features the words of Charlie Webster, a Sheffield United Patron... More »

21st, October In Pictures 1

Occupy Democracy London: The Photos

Police officers and Occupy Democracy protesters in Parliament Square, London, during their planned nine-day occupation to highlight the growing inequality in the UK... More »

21st, October Money

Porno Titties For Breast Cancer

his might be the finest offer of corporate sponsorship ever... More »

21st, October Strange But True

Woman Rescued From Chimney Of Man She Briefly Dated

TO Thousand Oaks, California, where Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, 30, is stuck in the chimney of a man she briefly dated... More »

21st, October Sports

Stoke City's Victor Moses v Sheffield United's Rory McArdle: Only Referees Are Banned From Crying Foul

ARE football referees getting worse? Is'ts not an easy job. For instance, look at this incident from Bradford City v Sheffield United. Is it a foul on Stefan Scougall by Rory McArdle?... More »

21st, October Fashion

Andrew Logan's Alternative Miss World 2014 At The Shakespeare Globe, London: Photos

Started in 1972, The Alternative Miss World is not about beauty - it's about transformation... More »

20th, October manchester united

West Brom Fans Mock Manchester United With Tom Daley And Hello Kitty

Manchester United are setting out to prove that you cannot buy your way out of touble. The Premier League is not all about the money. Well, not all of the time.... More »