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31st, October manchester united

Manchester United Balls: Gary Neville Would Kill For Manchester City's Defence

MANCHESTER United great Gary Neville has made a name a talented TV pundit. His writing , however, is less pointed. In the Telegraph, Neville bemoans the lowering of Premier League defences... More »

31st, October News

Halloween Horror: Vicar Hands Out Terrifying Devil Pamphlet To Trick Or Treaters

"The devil is real and some witches worship him. They celebrate dark things..." More »

31st, October Sports

QPR Balls: Harry Redknapp Forgets Twitter A Year After He Was Trolled

COMPARE and contrast the wit and wisdom of QPR manager Harry Redknapp... More »

31st, October Strange But True

Woman Arrested For Having Sex With A Pitbull Dog

RSPCA Queensland says: ‘This isn’t something you’d normally expect, it’s quite unusual..." More »

31st, October News

The Funniest TV News Bloopers Of October 2014

We go live... More »

31st, October News

Have A Sexy Halloween: Artist Lampoons The Fashion For a Slutty Costume

What isn't sexy? More »

31st, October News

University of Wisconsin Bans White Blonde Princesses And Other Gangsters

THIS Halloween the University of Wisconsin want students to be compoliant. Dominic Lynch of The College Fix claims the following email was sent to students... More »

31st, October Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Steven Garrard And His Fans Could Sign For Manchester United, Everton Or Major League Soccer

NEWS from Liverpool FC is that Steven Gerrard is thinking about leaving. Would Liverpool fans mind if he went? Professional sport is a brutal business. And Gerrard is a fading force.... More »

31st, October News

Sugar Is A Legal High: Low Fat Makes You Fat And John Yudkin Was Right

REMEMBER the war on fat? Fat was bad. Now sugar is the target of the bansturbators. It's is like "crack cocaine".... More »

31st, October Strange But True

Fetch The Generator: A Huge Spot On The Sun Is Acting Weird

By the time the giant spot on the sun rotated into view on October 18, it was already 80,000 miles wide, big enough to fit all of Jupiter, big enough to lay 10 Earths, side by side, across. It is the largest spot the sun has harbored in 24 years... More »

31st, October Politicians

One In Every 7 Britons Under 25 Supports ISIS

One in seven young British adults has “warm feelings” towards Islamic State, according to a poll. Isis is riding a surge of “anti-politics” sentiment among disaffected under-35s who admire the jihadists’ courage, academics warn... More »

31st, October Sports

How To Be A BBC Football Reporter: John Motson's Great Advice To A Budding Journalist

IAN Dennis recalls advice the BBC's John Motson gave him 26 years ago More »

31st, October Music

Watching UB40 Is 'Like Waiting For A Coffin To Turn Up

STUART MacBeth reviews UB40 for the Oxford Mail... More »

31st, October Money

Apple's CEO Tim Cook Should Be Banned From Russia For Being Gay

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31st, October Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Sami Khedira Heads To Arsenal Before Moving To Manchester City And Back To Chelsea

TRANSFER Balls: Anorak's look at football speculation passed off as sensation and fact... More »

31st, October News

Man Banned From Lying On The Ground In Buckinghamshire

"When dealt with by a police and council joint team he gave away his telephone to stop the temptation. However he then took to pretending to fall in the street near his home as a way of attracting attention to himself..." More »

31st, October News

Woman And Tiger Caught Having Sex In Devon Toilet

"THERE was a couple in the baby changing room having full blown sex," says grandmother Maryanne Saunders of goings on in a public toilet in Dawlish, Devon.... More »

31st, October News

Climate Change Watch: Europe Freezes As Snow Becomes A Thing Of The Past

CLIMATE Change Watch: Compre and contrast... More »

30th, October Arsenal 1

Transfer Balls: Liverpool Sign Higuain For £9m More Than Arsenal Bought Him For

TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Star says "Liverpool suffer HUGE blow as Arsenal move a step CLOSER to signing Gonzalo Higuain".... More »

30th, October Key Posts

American Soccer's Greatest Players: When Football Went Disco

NEW YORK COSMOS have had a bewildering array of fantastic players, and the latest in the club's bumpy history is the Spanish legend, Raul. The Real Madrid superhuman decided to come out of retirement to play for the club made famous by Pele... More »

30th, October Manchester City

Manchester City Balls: Citizens Fan To Be Shock New Match of The Day Pundit

MANCHESTER City fan of the day is Harry Parrot... More »

30th, October In Pictures

The 20 Most Revolting Baby Celebration Cakes

YOU'RE having a baby. Well, doesn't that just take the cake... More »

30th, October Strange But True

Is Nothing Safe? 3ft Long Lungfish Removed From Man's Anus

IS Nothing Safe? A 3-feet long lungfish has become stuck up a man's anus... More »

30th, October Technology

Journalism: Verizon's SugarString.com Makes Pravda Look Open And Neutral

The most-valuable, second-richest telecommunications company in the world is bankrolling a technology news site called SugarString.com... More »

30th, October Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Balotelli Is The 'Great' Who Changed Michael Owen's Tune

MICHAEL Owen is talking about Liverpool FC striker Mario Balotelli... More »