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21st, May 2012

A history of Cup celebrations – from poor John Terry to fruity fMark Wright

Poor old John Terry. Despite being unable to play in the final because of his suspension, he has dressed in his full kit, including shin-pads… Read More »

Sports

Photojournalism

21st, May 2012

Photos of the day – Beth Ditto’s toads in the hose

A frog in the throat? More »

21st, May 2012

Why Facebook’s Share Price Is Going to Fall

It’s a brave man who tries to predict short term share prices but I’ll have a go. Sometime soon Facebook’s price is going to start falling… Read More »

Money

21st, May 2012

What is the Beast of Hackney Marshes?

Just in time for the London Olympics, news reaches us of the Beast of Hackney Marshes… Read More »

Strange But True

21st, May 2012

Will Smith slaps reporter Vitalii Sediuk in the face after kiss attempt

You know Will Smith right? That loveable wag who gave us the soundtrack to summer summer summertime? Well Read More »

1 Celebrities

21st, May 2012

Woman bites off lover’s penis during row

Hard time beckons for the 45-year-old Sri Lankan woman who bit off three-quarters of her 30-year-old lover’s penis during a row… Read More »

2 Strange But True

21st, May 2012

Police rescue constipated man – truncheons drawn

A woman has heard the noises of pain emerging from a Victoria property. She has dialled 911… Read More »

Strange But True

21st, May 2012

How to park a car in Poland

Fans, neo-Nazi and vintage Nazis making the trip to see football’s European Championships are advised… Read More »

Anorak TV

20th, May 2012

Abdel Baset al-Megrahi is dead – innocent man takes secrets to the grave

So convinced were the British that Megrahi had murdered hundreds of people that after eight years jail, they let him go home… Read More »

2 News

20th, May 2012

Priscilla Chan’s guide to marrying a billionaire like Mark Zuckerberg (photos)

On Facebook, Chan has moved her status to reflect that adopting Zuck’s mother as her own… Read More »

Key Posts

20th, May 2012

G10 – the debt explained in a graphic

What to blame for the debt..? Read More »

Money

Politicians

20th, May 2012

Aston Villa fan overjoyed by Chelsea winning Champions League (photo)

For shame! More »

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20th, May 2012

In praise of Roman Abramovich – Chelsea’s genius never settles for second best

Hats off to Roberto Di Matteo, the luckiest man in world football… Read More »

2 Sports

20th, May 2012

Man boobs – turning the afflicted into pariahs

Anxious men are going under the knife to have their breasts reduced. Diane Abbott says they are just fat… Read More »

3 Key Posts

Sports

19th, May 2012

Chelsea win Champions League – the best photos of the night

Chelsea win the Champions League with victory over Bayern Munich; Kalou gets a shocking haircut that Drogba seems scared by; and she picks her moment to pick a winner. These are the best photos of the night: More »

19th, May 2012

West Ham are promoted – Welcome back the two Davids and Emma Benton-Hughes

West Ham United are back in the Premier League. What this means is that football writers can no once more ogle the Hammers’ co-owners, the two Davids – pornographers David Gold and David Sullivan – the latter whose wife, Emma Benton-Hughes Read More »

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