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Jack E Jett Uncut – Literally: First Openly Gay Talk Show Host Reveals All

IF loving uncut cock is a crime, Jack E. Jett (The Gay Howard Stern and the first openly gay American talk show host) is criminally guilty. Watch him confess his sins in this debauched montage to B-list Hollywood – its secrets, seedy underbelly, Sandra Bernhard, and innovative dildo use.

The UK is set to embrace a new raft of local TV. It will create new local stars who will go mainstream. Like Jett.

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Posted: 1st, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)


The Top Ten Failed April Fool’s Jokes

DID you hear? The Daily Mail is right. We’re all dead already! Joke! April Fool.

Here are the Top Ten April Fool’s Joke Fails. Note: The jokes hereunder were misunderstood at the time and many people took them to be fact. Only now can we laugh.

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Posted: 1st, April 2011 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Christchurch Earthquake Site Blames Gays And Lesbians For Act Of God

IF you’re not making money from the New Zealand earthquake, you might be making a point that the natural disaster was triggered by lesbian and gays.

The site “Christchurch Earthquake – No More Poofter & Lesbian Festivals” is hosted in Orem in Utah. It’s hosted by Bluehost in Provo. Utah.

The site blames Gay Ski Week NZ for the deaths of tens of people and hundreds of lives made worse.

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Posted: 24th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (9)


Prince Harry Is Target Of Homophobic Abuse At Gay Club

PRINCE Harry has been to a gay bar in London’s Soho. The News of The World, enraged by former Sky Sports football pundit Andy Gray’s sexism of TV, peppers the story with these phrases:

“Ginger beer”

“…his shirt lifting out of his jeans.”

“Then, with muscly armed policemen in tow, he strolled past sex shops in London’s red light district before being driven home”…

“Harry, 26, usually leaves nightclubs by the back door…”

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Posted: 13th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1)


Man Says Parkinson’s Medication Turned Him Gay: Penguins And Elton John Blush

TO France, where a married man says Requip, a medicine he was taking for Parkinson’s says, turned him a horny, gay crossdresser. He’s suing GlaxoSmithKline.

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Posted: 31st, January 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Did Anti-Gay American Missionaries Play A Part In David Kato’s Murder?

CAN David Kato’s murder in Uganda can be linked to US Christian missionaries in Africa and their extreme anti-gay fervour?

The missionaries’ associates had a hand in Uganda’s Anti-Homosexuality Bill, which calls for gays to be hanged. (Mr Kato’s killers opted for the iron bar. Mr Kato was head of Sexual Minorities Uganda – Smug (?!) – and had been targeted for execution by a small circulation paper called Rolling Stone.)

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Posted: 27th, January 2011 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment


David Kato: Ugandan Gay Rights Activist Murdered In Climate Of Homophobic Hate

DAVID Kato is dead. He was murdered. Kato worked as Uganda’s advocacy officer for Sexual Minorities Uganda. His death come not long after the country’s Rolling Stone newspaper called for Kato and other prominent gays to be hanged.

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Posted: 27th, January 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Elton John’s Gay Family Photos Censored By Anti-Gay Christians In Arkansas

ELTON John and David Furnish’s baby Zachary is not acceptable viewing for the people of a Harps supermarket in Mountain View, Arkansas. The US magazine in which they showcase their child to the planet has been encased in a protective sheath, known locally as a “family shield“.

So, who are the leaders of Harps?

Kim Eskew, President & COO:

Kim and his wife Karen live in Springdale and are members of First Baptist Church of Springdale.

The church is part of the Southern Baptist Convention.

The church believes that:

Homosexual is a chosen behavior not a discovered sexual orientation.

A child is set up as a result of poor parenting to make them more likely to choose to become homosexual.

Homosexuals can convert to heterosexuality through prayer, becoming saved.

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Posted: 27th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


Were The Gay Couple Who Beat The Christian Hoteliers Nazis?

THE Daily Mail’s cartoonist responds to the news that the married gays defeated the Christian hoteliers in a righteous law smack down.

The Daily Mail’s cartoonist Mac responds with this cartoon. Can you see a swastika? Says Madame Arcati:

Since the actual gay pair were not Nazi clones it’s hard to see the relevance unless of course Mac is trying to make a point about the nature of anti-discrimination laws. What’s missing from the cartoon is a pink triangle. But then Mac doesn’t do colour.

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Posted: 21st, January 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Married Gays Win Fight Against Christian Hoteliers

THE law acted and Christians Peter and Hazelmary Bull, of the Chymorvah Hotel, near Penzance, have lost their trial with Martyn Hall and his civil partner Steven Preddy.

The gay couple said their being banned from sharing a double room at the hotel was “direct discrimination“. They’ve been awarded £1,800 each in damages at Bristol County Court.

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Posted: 18th, January 2011 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (12)


Bigoted USA: Homosexuals Can Now Serve Openly In The US Military

PRESIDENT Obama signed the law repealing the ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ this morning. This country should be ashamed it ever had such prejudice against those of same sex preference from serving in the Military. However, look back at the history of this country’s prejudice against the Blacks serving and women serving, prejudice is par for the course for this country.

The Government has its head in the sand if it even thinks this is going to go smoothly and all the soldiers will accept it in time. The Military has taught prejudice too long towards homosexuals serving and that prejudice learned will not be undone just because President Obama signed his name to the law repealing the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

Delegate Bob Marshall here in Virginia announced last week he is going to introduce legislation that would make the discriminatory policy the rule in the VA National Guard.

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Posted: 22nd, December 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment


Ruby Thomas Is The Face Of Hate: The Death Of Ian Baynham In Pictures

RUBY Thomas and Joel Alexander kicked and beat Ian Baynham to death in Trafalgar Square because he was gay and holding hands with his boyfriend. Mr Baynham was attacked close to the South African High Commission.

Ruby Thomas was found guilty at the Old Bailey of manslaughter. Joel Alexander has been convicted of the same charge.

Rachael Burke, 18, of Upper Norwood, southeast London, was earlier found guilty of affray. But it’s Ruby Thomas who excites the media. She’s the 18-year-old blonde who went to £12,000-a-year Sydenham High School for Girls.

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Posted: 16th, December 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)


World Cup 2022: Free Qatar Buys Straight Footballers (Gays Banned)

THE will be NO gays at the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. Homosexuality is banned in the football outpost. The French are not banned and neither are Jews and the colour red, but absolute monarchy is good at getting things down, so they might be.

Sepp Blatter says that anyone looking to be gay or having gay thoughts in 2022 Qatar “should refrain from any sexual activities“.

He goes on to say that “we are living in a world of freedom”.

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Posted: 14th, December 2010 | In: Sports | Comments (8)


When Did You Choose To Be Gay Or Straight: A Video

WHEN did you choose to be gay? Barack Obama’s aide and a Tory who say homosexuality is a lifestyle choice.

Yep. People choose to be ridiculed and marginalised. Travis Nuckolls and Chris Baker went to investigate how many straight people chose to be straight in Colorado Springs:

Spotter: When Did You Choose to Be Straight?

Posted: 23rd, November 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


The Gay Coffin: Germany Reacts To Polish Coffin Dogging

GERMAN funeral workers respond to the porno coffins with the gay coffins made by Mike Konigsfeld and Tom Brandl in Cologne.

Just what is a gay coffin? Is it one suitable for cremations – one poof and it is gone (thanks to Great Yarmouth Mike for the funeral funnies).

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Posted: 16th, November 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment


Pope In Barcelona: The Gay Kiss Protest Is Against Nature

THE Pope is in Barcelona. He’s consecrated Barcelona’s unfinished Sagrada Familia church. Homosexuals staged a protest. It was a good one. Forget placards and yelling. Love will conquer all. The gays kissed as the Pope went by in the fancy goods car.

The Pope then spoke:

“The generous and indissoluble love of a man and a woman is the effective context and foundation of human life in its gestation, birth, growth and natural end.”

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Posted: 7th, November 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Uganda Newspaper Orders 100 Gay ‘HOMOS’ To Be Hanged

UGANDA Rolling Stone newspaper features photos, names and addresses of the country’s “TOP HOMOS” and orders them to be “HANGED”.

Rolling Stone’s editor, Giles Muhame, tells the AP:

“Some [homosexuals] recruit young children into homosexuality, which is bad and need to be exposed.”

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Posted: 21st, October 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment


Google Employees Say It Gets Better: Doing No Evil With Gays

GOOGLE employees add their video to the “It Gets Better” project. It’s a great video:

We are the kids who were bullied because of who we are or who we were perceived to be. We have at times lost hope or struggled to imagine our future places in the world. We are friends, family, and allies of anyone who’s ever felt like they didn’t fit in. And we are now happy, healthy, successful adults, of all sexual orientations, who have seen that It Gets Better.

Posted: 20th, October 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Obama Aide Calls Being Gay A ‘Lifestyle Choice’

ONE of Barack Obama’s senior White House advisers Valerie Jarrett says being gay is a”lifestyle choice”.

Jarrett was senior Advisor to Obama’s presidential campaign.

Here she is:

Are you missing George Bush yet:

Today the Washington Post’s gay kapo Jonathan Capehart shares a video interview he conducted on Monday with senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett. She clearly states a belief that Minnesota gay teen Justin Aarberg [age 15], who committed suicide in July after being bullied, made a “lifestyle choice.”

So much for change…

Posted: 14th, October 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Gays And Bisexuals In Britain: Northern Ireland Gay And Proud

FACTS are that 1.5% of the population is gay. You cannot argue with statistics. The United Kingdom has 480,000 gays and lesbians, and 245,000 (0.5%) bisexual persons.

We know this because the ONS received 450,000 replies to an Integrated Household Survey.

The other key fact is that the highest percentage of gays live in London and the fewest in Northern Ireland. We know. It’s shocking.

Why anyone would want to know this who doesn’t work in retail or TV scheduling is something to ponder. Maybe gays will be taxed more, or less. But the news is that you gays can all be cured (see gallery below).

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Posted: 23rd, September 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


How To Cure Homosexuals And Other Books: A Gallery

YOU are not gay. You only think you are. Here is a collection of books to help you straighten out. The covers are informative: Healing the Masculine Soul has a cover depicting two men about to link hands over a big crevasse; Reparative Therapy of Mail Homosexuality features a man rubbing some wood; and is that a gun illustrating Shaping Your Child’ Sexual Needs or just dad’s big stick?

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Posted: 20th, September 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Teacher Bans Gay Kookaburra From Primary School Song

GARRY Martin of Le Page Primary School in Melbourne has told his pupils to replace the word “gay” in the song about a Kookaburra sitting in an old gum tree.

Sing up!

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree,
Merry merry king of the bush is he.
Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be!

Filth! You must agree.

Bush” remains in place, but “gay your life must be” becomes “fun your life must be“.

The story goes that Mr Martin wanted to end “the laughter that erupted in the classroom when the children sang the word ‘gay.’

There will be no laughter!

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Posted: 2nd, September 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Is Christian Voice A Parody Like Christian Wire And ‘Cured’ Gay Donnie Davies?

AT Manchester’s Pride event, Christian Voice protestors yelled sinful” and “wicked” at the gays passing by, including Lord of the Rings actor Sir Ian McKellen and people who aren’t gay but know someone who might be.
Pat Karney, the council’s city centre spokesman, hears the “vile, hate-filled rantings”:

“This is 2010, not 1950, and young gay men and women should not be subjected to this hatred. We have a proud history in Manchester of freedom of speech but there is no place for this.”

Stephen Green, national director of Christian Voice, cries foul:

“It is a very sad day for this country when the authorities want to clamp down on the teachings of the Gospel. This is a major assault on freedom of speech.”

Christians are massing. Take Christian Wire, a US organisation that claims 5500 full fledged members. It’s founder Tyson Bowers III tells Anna North:

June 14th, 2013 is when the world will burn for it’s sins. Jack and I figure only about 154 will be saved on that day. So much send and more much punishment is needed.

And there is Donnie Davies. He wants to hear about your gay bands. His list of gay bands includes (his words in brackets): Lil’Wayne, Coldplay, SlipKnot (make-up), RadioHead, Michael Jackson, Jonas Brothers, P-Diddy, Marilyn Manson (dark gay), Morrissey(?questionable?), George Michael (texan), Frank Sinatra, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Elton John(really gay).

Davies appeals:

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we’d appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propagating [sic] a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this, his email is: DonnieDavies@gmail.com

What do we do, Donnie?

I’d like to start by saying that we recognize the Youth of America as the most valuable asset to the future of our Christian race. We cannot have Gay Children if we are to continue as a species. It is simple biology. Gay people do not reproduce. We have to protect our Children from the Gay Menace. I’ve come up with a comprehensive list of Gay Bands to watch out for. Use this list wisely. Check your Child’s music collection. If they have three or more of the bands on The List it is safe to say that they are in grave danger of contracting this devastating disease.

Davies Is not gay – he has been cured by CHOPS – CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE.

I’ve been there, friends. I know how horrible and rough that road can be. I have been called a “Faggot”. You are not alone and guess what, God Loves You even if he hates your Homosexuality. You just can’t stay that way. Let me help you love yourself. Follow me and together we’ll C.H.O.P.S away the Gay.

Donnie is not real. He is a spoof. Christian Wire and Christian Voice only might be…

Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Brighton Pride Parade In Photos Is A Stag Do With Afters

TO the annual Pride Parade in Brighton. Drizzle. Grey seas. Damp ice-creams cones. A gay man who looks like Kenny Lynch dry humping the air. Lots of men dressed as women and not all of them in the armed forces or on a Stag weekend . And thousands of people lining the streets to watch a colourful procession celebrating those members of the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community who met in the group’s community centre…

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Posted: 7th, August 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Dignity And Respect: A Gay Comic For The US Military

IN light of the Pentagon’s questionnaire – ‘Have You Ever Had A Shower With A Queer?’, we bring you Dignity and Respect, a 2001 comic book guide to dealing with homosexuals in the military. Not all homosexuals can make it to general of fuhrer. You need to salve the disappointment. And watch out for false gayness. Pay attention and do read it all…

Dignity and Respect” opens with the saga of Private First Class Howard. He has the misfortune of being observed in a homosexual act by two of his fellow soldiers. That triggers a tiptoe through a thicket of regulations and bureacrat-speak. Like: “What is a ‘reliable person?’” Eventually, Howard is given the boot.

Not available in Iran.

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Posted: 15th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment