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Karl Lagerfeld wants to marry his cat

FEEL free to insert your own pussy jokes into this article: Karl Lagerfeld wants to marry his cat.

The 79-year-old fashion imbecile is well known for letting ridiculous things fall out of his anus-shaped mouth, but bestiality might top the … READ ON

Posted: 6th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


French designer creates hipster statues

FRENCH designer Alexis Persani has dressed statues as hipsters. I see your shop window mannequin and raise you a marble God:

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Posted: 6th, June 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


1974 T-shirt slogans: ‘I Dreamt I was Raped by Mick Jagger in my David Bowie T-shirt’

In 1974, Lonely Ladies T-shirts presented “I Dreamt I was Raped by Mick Jagger in my David Bowie T-shirt”. Why was The Rolling Stones frontman  wearing his alleged victim’s David Bowie T-shirt? And lest you think this was perverted, … READ ON

Posted: 1st, June 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion, Flashback | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal College of Art graduate fashion show 2013 (photos)

GOOD news! Nice Yiddisher boys with braces are on trend at the Royal College of Art graduate fashion show, London.

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A model wears designs by Lucie Vincini.

 

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Porcupine faces by Maiko Takeda

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Posted: 31st, May 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ahmed Angel might be the world’s greatest male model (epic photos)

AHMED Angel might be the world’s greatest male model. An international icon, Ahmed speaks Arabic, English, Russian and French.

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Posted: 13th, May 2013 | In: Fashion, Key Posts | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In photos: the stars’ hilarious punk outfits at the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum

TO the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum – New York. The theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Whoah! Punk, you say. All bullet-hard leather jackets, super-glue hair and snot. The A-list artistes would do counterculture and DIY … READ ON

Posted: 11th, May 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Primark boasted that it audited its factories before the Savar factory disaster

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PRIMARK, the highly profitable budget fashion retailer owned by Associated British Foods, has vowed to compensate loved ones of the 350 people killed when the Savar clothing factory collapsed in Dhaka,Bangladesh. Primark said it “accepts all its responsibilities in READ ON

Posted: 4th, May 2013 | In: Fashion, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In 1977 Stars Wars characters and Vogue magazine models advertised the wonder of fur coats

IN 1977. Vogue magazine hooked onto the Star Wars craze with a feature called THE FORCE OF FUR: Vogue fashion spread from 1977. Jerry Hall, Darth Vader, C3PO, Stormtroopers and Jawas real;sied that with fur comes intergalactic harmony.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2013 | In: Fashion, Film, Flashback | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


American shirt can be worn for 100 days: Britons remain sewn into their underwear

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FASHION company Wool&Prince claims you can wear their shirts for 100 days straight and still feel fresher than a daisy in Will Smith’s hair.

Wool&Prince founder “Mac” wore his company’s shirt for 100 days and felt fine. No washing. No … READ ON

Posted: 2nd, May 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Women’s lingerie, on sale for men to wear

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IS Mangerie a thing? If not, it is now as a company called HommeMystere has decided to make women’s lingerie for men. They’re offering things like thongs and padded bras, and hope to change the landscape of men’s underwear.

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Posted: 29th, April 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Soft Paris lingerie aims to destroy British feminism and crap on your lawn

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SOFT Paris is a French knickers and undies company (that’s lingerie – ed) aiming to teach the clueless, potato-sack-clad British woman how to dress for sex. To promote the brand, the company has issued its 10 steps to seduction. Most … READ ON

Posted: 1st, April 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kickstarter of the day: The Shirt Shirt (silent ‘r’)

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KICK STARTER project of the DAY: The Shirt Shirt. It might be a parody:

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Posted: 18th, March 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


H&M employs plus-sized mannequins

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SWEDISH fashion store H&M is wrapping its outfits on size 40-42 mannequins. What it invests in more plastic and reduced floor space, it will reap in good PR.

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Posted: 15th, March 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How to tie an Eldredge Knot in your neck tie

HOW do you tie an Eldredge knot in your tie? The knot is the work of Jeffrey Eldrege. The creator of the Eldredge explains:

Tying a four-in-hand every day got old. So I looked up how to tie other

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Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The all-purpose JeanPants Underwear for Aussie Rules and swimming

NEVER again need you be unprepared at the beach or pool. When the hot weather hits, you can strip off your ComfiSlax ans showcase your CUW JeanPants Underwear *. These snug cotton boxer shorts look like a pair of very … READ ON

Posted: 25th, February 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Oscars 2013 – all the stars’ dresses in photos

THE Oscars 2013 – who wore what. Nicole Kidman cam dressed as a Dubai beach oil slick; Jessica Chatain looked Hollywood fabulous; Charlize Theron looked elegant; Adele looked meh; Jennifer Aniston had channeled her personality into her dress (dullsville); Bradley … READ ON

Posted: 25th, February 2013 | In: Fashion, Film | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Moustache transplants give men ‘the air of a tiger’

“HAVING a moustache was always a big thing, ever since the Ottoman time. Most Arab leaders have moostache, or some form of facial hair. I think culturally it suggests masculinity, wisdom and experience.”So says one Saudi Arabia-based journalist about the … READ ON

Posted: 21st, February 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Anya Hindmarch does it with dominoes at London Fashion Week 2013

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Posted: 19th, February 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The fashionistas of London Fashion Week 2013 – photos of fashion’s forwards

LONDON Fashion Week 2013: we’ve been photographing the fashionistas seen outside Somerset House. Look out for: 1980s colours; the BA Robertson fan club; men dressed as clerics; men dressed as furtive sex shop browsers (circa. 1973); and other cool … READ ON

Posted: 18th, February 2013 | In: Fashion, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


John Galliano dresses like a schlocky Nazi

ONE day John Galliano will make Hassidic Jews on-trend. The convicted anti-semite who declared his love for all things Hitler (it’s zer shorts – to die fur) was spotted heading to Oscar de la Renta’s show at New York READ ON

Posted: 14th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Anti-drone Stealth Wear: the anti-conformist hoodie

ADAM Harvey has designed anti-drone Stealth Wear. Hoodies are useless, says Harvey:

Conformity is what surveillance wants and fashion is anti-conformist. And I think the decision to conform or not happens on a personal level. The projects I’ve been working

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Posted: 29th, January 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The pick of British Fashion Council’s London Collections 2013: Men

WE’VE been at the British Fashion Council’s London Collections: Men. This is what you dudes will be wearing next year. Old Mr Anorak was ever ahead of his time:

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Posted: 10th, January 2013 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0