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Fiona Duff takes on Samantha Brick in misogynistic Daily Mail face off

TODAY the Daily Mail are attempting to repeat last week’s highly successful article ‘Why Do Women Hate Me For Being Beautiful’ by Samantha Brick by publishing a precisely the opposite … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2012 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


How I fell asleep with Cheryl Cole and her 4,000 shoes

LAST week Heat magazine’s fashion presenter Mark Heyes sat down with Cheryl Cole and tried to make a wet noodle sound interesting.
Mark didn’t exactly bust an ass bone here by trying … (read more)

Posted: 17th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Mark Wright is man of the year

WELL Now! magazine have named Mark Wright their Man of the Year.
In interview, Louise Gannon seems determined to get Mark come on out and admit he’s gay.
Louise asks Mark about … (read more)

Posted: 16th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


A thieves guide to Tamara Ecclestone

TAMARA Ecclestone always reminds me of one of those spoiled little rich bitches that flitter from one exclusive boutique to the next looking like gold bars with hair and … (read more)

Posted: 15th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Ok! Is Home In The White House With Liverpool’s Steven Gerrard And Family

OSCAR Wild once said that in giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. That’s why we have OK! magazine. Yes, … (read more)

Posted: 14th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Amy Childs Reveals Her Inner Breasts To Closer

CLOSER Magazine think their columnist Loose Women’s Carol McGiffin is ‘Frank Funny and Fiesty’. Thought I’d point that out for those looking for a new definition of Boring/Cheap/Trashy.

I … (read more)

Posted: 14th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Boy George: Those Lady Gaga Fans Want Me To Die Of AIDS On Twitter

I ONCE heard that Peter Andre confess to having a crush on Boy George when he was younger but I never wrote anything on it.

In fact the last time I wrote anything about … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Natalie Cassidy: OK, All I Need For Christmas Is A Ho Ho Ho (No Pun Intended)

SKY News reported today on how a recent study has shown that “new mothers are turning to alcohol because they feel under pressure to be super Mums”. They didn’t actually … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Kerry Katona Sees Her Stalker In The Mirror

KERRY Katona may be one of the hottest and trashiest Z listers in Britain but according to my old friend Dean Piper over at the Sunday Mirror today Kerry’s now … (read more)

Posted: 11th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Oh Just Look At That Kate Middleton ‘In Crisis’

BEING a humble fool that rarely looks up from his desk (dining room table) I have to marvel at the work of Lucy Vine over there at Look magazine. This … (read more)

Posted: 11th, December 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Closer Magazine Are Having A Baby With Christine Bleakley

SINCE babies are already taking over the world I was interested to read Katie Banks’s article in Closer magazine this week. I think Katie’s got herself a little flustered here … (read more)

Posted: 9th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Here’s Cheryl Cole’s Lonely Lonely Phone Number

IF you’re a man that doesn’t make those unique (but funny) male sounds in the morning and have a high level of testosterone then may I suggest you contact Cheryl … (read more)

Posted: 8th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)


Kerry Katona Is OK So Say OK! In The Most WTF Interview Of The Year

TRY saying worldwide wreck over and over very quickly. Now try saying Kerry Katona. That works, it’s easier to say, it means the same thing and still infects your mouth like marching … (read more)

Posted: 8th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Sarah Harding Escapes The Pussies In Rehab

WHEN Sarah Harding said, “Only pussies go to rehab” she became my favorite drunk. Nobody likes a nasty drunk (unless they’re naked) and who likes an angry drunks? Sarah was always a lovely drunk … (read more)

Posted: 8th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment