Politicians Category
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White Nazis, Supremacists And Bigots For Obama
WHITE supermacists for Barack Obama. And not because he makes such a good dancing partner:
In an informal Esquire survey, three out of four white supremacists prefer Obama, while McCain is the clear favorite among black nationalists. (Sure, our methodology suffered from an extraordinarily low sample size–limited to four white supremacists and one black nationalist–but just because it wouldn’t fly with Gallup doesn’t mean there ain’t a kernel of truth in there.)
Step forward Tom Metzger – Who: Director, White Aryan Resistance
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Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Elizabeth Dole Is Run Over By The Atheist Bus
ELIZABETH Dole tries to salvage her atheist North Carolina Senate campaign. Look out for the bus:
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Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
It’s Snowing On The Climate Change Bill
The Climate Change Bill is passed. In London, it’s snowing in October for the first time since 1922:
In order to combat a projected two degree centigrade rise in global temperature, the Climate Change Bill pledges the UK to reduce its carbon dioxide emissions by 80 per cent by 2050.
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Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
You Can Vote However You Like
IN case you forgot…
Enough! Enough! Vote already…
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Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
When I’ll Stop Calling Sarah Palin A Bitch, By Margaret And Helen
TWO old women, Margaret and Helen, write from the US:
I am surprised that some of you are up in arms about my calling Sarah Palin a bitch, or John McCain an ass or even George Bush a jackass. I read your comments about how I should be more respectable and not call Sarah Palin a bitch.
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Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Cosmobama: Obama Girls Gone Wild
WILL shag for votes:
There’s some debate going on in the female blogosphere over a group of young women in Brooklyn who created a provocative pro-Obama poster that states: “Girls say yes to boys who say Obama.” The poster is a send-up of an anti-draft poster from the late ’60s featuring Joan Baez and her sisters that read: “Girls say yes to boys who say no.”
Because the boys who says yes are overseas getting shot at…
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Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Palin Dromed: Wasilla’s All I Saw
PALIN Droned —
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
When Leaving The White House Wash Hands
ANORAK has been browsing the White House: “Fact Sheet: Ensuring a Smooth and Effective Presidential Transition.”
While Barack Obama uses his 30-minute long infomercial to advertise himself and the O-thimaster from Obama Solutions Inc. and new device for fat-free cooking, his staffers plan for the big move.
The directive goes…
Today, the Transition Coordinating Council (TCC) will meet for the second time, continuing the Administration’s comprehensive transition efforts. The peaceful transfer of power from one Presidential Administration to the next is a hallmark of American democracy.
And on…
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Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
A Drink With George Bush
GEORGE Bush, so longer – you’ll miss him when he’s gone…
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Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Barack Obama Will Be Shot Like A White Man
DID you know that Barack Obama has been the target of more than 500 death threats since launching his bid for the White House?
Fact: No black US president has been assassinated.
The Sun says at least 12 were serious. You can read about them in the Barack Obama Death Cult.
But is 500 a lot? “Can the ‘black Jesus’ escape an assassin’s bullet?” asks David Jones in the Express. Is that a threat?
While Obama has been allegedly threatened by Fred Astaire Nazis, Anorak recalls how Gordon Brown was caught in Channel 4’s crosshairs.
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Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (11)
Sarah Palin Is The Devil Incarnate
SARAH PALIN VICE PRESIDENT – is an anagram of…
Is Perhaps Devil Incarnate
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Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (9)
John MaCain Was Born In Milwaukee
JOHN MaCain Was Born In Milwaukee. Fact.
It’s as much of a fact as the other fact that John McCain says he would hate to live in Milwaukee.
Here‘s the Washington Post article in which McCain turned his back on his home town. He’s at a Diamondbacks-Padres game with the journalist Mark Leibovich:
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Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (10)
Vote Obama. Vote Black. Vote White. Vote Brown.
KEVIN Maguire is claiming in the Mirror that – get this – a vote for Barack Obama is really a vote for Gordon Brown.
The Tory spin machine will claim white is black if, fingers crossed, Obama is elected US President next Tuesday.
What’s black and white and red all over? Gordon’s Brown economy…
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Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Peter Mandelson Is A Modern Teenager
“THE days of a job for life are ending fast,” says the Mirror’s Clinton Manning, Business Editor.
“Many of today’s teenagers face the prospect of having to develop new skills for two or three different careers.”
Manning’s words appear alongside a picture of Peter Mandelson, Minister without Portfolio-cum-Millennium Domer-cum-Secretary of State for Trade and Industry-cum-Secretary of State for Trade and Industry-cum-Privy Councillor-cum-Business Secretary…
Peter Mandelson is 19…
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Barack Obama Has No Nose
I SAY, that Barack Obams has no nose… How does he smell?
He has people to smell for him…
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
White Fred Astaire Supremacists Plot To Kill Barack Obama
THE Barack Obama death cult is two down in numbers this evening as Daniel Cowart, 20, and Paul Schlesselman, 18, are behind bars.
The duo, billed as white supremacists, had been plotting a “killing spree” targeting African Americans, and finally the offing of Barack Obama.
So supreme are these whites that having killed tens of blacks and evaded capture and detection, they would undo Obama with a dastardly clever plot:
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Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
John MCain Is Approaching Holiness
BARACK Obama might be the Messiah, but John MCain is approaching holiness.
In “Clean Hands and a Pure Heart” David Gelernter writes in the Weekly Standard:
Granting the importance of the topic, the difference in moral stature between presidential candidates has rarely been as enormous as it is today–not (or not only) because Obama’s is so small but because McCain’s is so large.
There is no single English word for McCain the hero, the moral entity. But in Hebrew he would be called a tsaddik–a man of such nobility and moral substance that he approaches holiness.
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Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Obama Stigmata For Halloween
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Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3)
Fronting Obama On Palin’s Knickers
THE Voice tells Britishers that Sarah Palin is wearing expensive bikinis:
It has “emerged, in this time of economic crisis, that the Republicans went on a $150,000 shopping spree for Sarah Palin”.
Wasting money on your image and looking good. Tsk! As the NY Times notes:
By some estimates, Senator Obama will have spent $250 million on local, cable and network television in just five months, a rate of advertising that outstrips Burger King, Apple and Gap on an annualized basis.
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Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
An Army Of Davids Worships The Obama Stigmata
IN the US, a white woman called Ashley Todd says she is attacked by black man.
She sports a McCain bumper sticker on her car. Her face shows the mark of the number 8, the black 8 ball; or is it a backwards B, the Obama stigmata that is the work of the Obama anti-Christ?
The story breaks. The woman claims. And an Army of Davids goes bonkers.
Glenn Reynolds notes with cynicism:
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Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
The Thin Film Barack Obama Cover Up
HAVE you decided how to vote in the US election yet? For readers of the New York Times the choice is between Barack Obama and no choice at all.
People of Macedonia should think on.
And if you do need some advice, what better place to consider the issue than in the pages of Vacuum & Coating magazine, your No.1 vacuum and coating magazine, probably.
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Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Barack Hussein Obama Mail Bombs Wisconsin
FIRST there was Barack Hussein Obama. Now there is Back Hussein Obama II – with improved counting ability.
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Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)
Joe Biden’s On McCain’s Kitschen Table Cabinet
JOE Biden supports McCain – again:
He’s not been a maverick on virtually anything that genuinely affects the things that people really talk about around their kitchen table – Joe Biden, speaking of John McCain during the vice presidential debate
Figure of speech: metonymy (meh-TON-y-my), the scale-changing trope. From the Greek, meaning “name change.”
Candidate debates give Figaro the same ennui he feels watching most Super Bowls. Everybody is just so darn careful. Last night, the cliches flew like nobody’s business. The two candidates used the tired old “kitchen table” five times, for instance.
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Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
B Is For Blessed: Ashley Todd Shows Sings Of Obama Stigmata
ASHLEY Todd is telling Pittsburgh police that she “was not robbed and there was no 6’4″ black male attacker”.
Police are most likely telling her that if you are going to carve your face with a letter of the day, to remember that you are looking at a reflection and to buy another mirror to create a reflection of the reflection, or get big black man to cut out a stencil.
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Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (16)
Gordon Brown Hired Mandelson To Sack Him
SO this is why Brown hired Mandelson:
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Posted: 24th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
