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Barack Obama Will Die Like Princess Diana
BARACK is Princess Diana.
And you know what happened to her…
The ascension of Barack Obama has laid bare the stunning extent of our own softening, the distance we’ve traveled from the people we once were.
It’s the Barack Obama death cult…
(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)
Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
Posted: 24th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Royal Family | Comments (9)
Gordon Brown Is Not A Celebrity, But He Knows Winehouse Is
GORDON Brown is not a celebrity. No, really. But Gordon Brown knows all about celebrity. He knows Nelson Mandela, who doesn’t know Amy Winehouse.
Winehouse is the only celebrity who Mandela has not already met or is not waiting outside his office in a queue of celebs that stretches for some miles.
Says Gordon in the Sun of Nelson’s 90th birthday concert:
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Posted: 23rd, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Palin Takes Down Liberty
SARAH Palin tells Dr. James Dobson, of Focus on the Family, that she is confident God will do “the right thing for America” on voring day.
God, or course, has already anointed Barack Obama. Palin might find that the right thing sees her sent back to Alaska.
Not that she will return alone and unchanged, as Zina Saunders’ vision reveals…
In the UK press, Palin is the cover girl of the day.
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Posted: 23rd, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
How Hunting Sarah Palin Marks The End Of The US Empire
TO the NEW York Times, where the talk is of Sarah Palin, the end of Empire and King Edward VIII killing a tiger in India. Write’s Paul Berger, Anorak’s man in NY:
Non sequitur of the month goes to this caption in the New York Times that accompanies a story comparing the decline of the British Empire with the perceived weakening of US hegemony.
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Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Obama Christ Is The Power And The Glory
ON the Daily Kos, you can read Americans being politically active from their desktops.
Ok, it’s not much better over here. As Simon Heffer says of our supine leaders, those nodding heads that have no idea how the City works much less how to fix it and can’t be bothered to return from their jolly hols in Corfu and further afield when the rest of us are bricking it, says:
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Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Peter Mandelson And Sir Bender
SIR Brian Geoffrey Bender is the Permanent Secretary, of the Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform.
Secretary of State for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform – The Rt Hon. The Lord Mandelson.
Such are the facts…
Image: Beau Bo D’Or
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Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Ferris Obama’s Day Off: A Sick Grandma And A Free Pizza For Every McCain Hater
RACE for the White House: Anorak’s look at the McCain-Palin–Obama-Biden news…
It’s a slice of apple pie and spite in Michigan.
A Michigan pizzeria is offering free pizza to anyone bringing in McCain-Palin campaign signs. Signs have gone missing. Yoofs are believed to be the bargain hunting culprits.
Brad Edwards is “LIVE” from the eatery. Says the owner (video):
“I’m the owner of Salvatore’s pizzeria – healthcare is killing us”
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Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
Dead Bears For Obama
DEAD Bears for Obama:
A dead bear was found dumped this morning on the Western Carolina University campus, draped with a pair of Obama campaign signs, university police said.
A black bear?
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Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Tina Fey Pins Down Her Ears For Palin
SAYS Tina Fey of her Sarah Palin alter ego:
“I stand by the pieces as both fair and quite gentle…We glue my ears down. That’s one of the tricks… I’ll tell you, that lady is five times better-looking than I am. She’s 44? She’s got none of that droopy s—. She’s keeping it tight!”
They say her ears are link antlers…
She’s tight like prom night…
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Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obama’s White Fright Brains McCain’s Ginga Ninja
TO New York where the battle for the hearts and minds of Amerikans has selected it latest champions.
In the red corner, a smallish, gingerish, middle-aged woman carrying a placard.
In the blue corner, a chubby-ish, white-ish, middle-aged man carrying a few extra pounds.
The Ginga Ninja calls the White Fright “a rather benign, doughy-looking guy — not a person I would have expected to assault me.”
Says the referee:
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Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Sarah Palin Death Cult
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the media: The plot to beat up, rape and kill Sarah Palin…
Sarah Palin has her own death cult. But before she is killed, left-wing, liberal Amricans want to see her beaten to a pulp.
Here’s a black man called Terry Tate showing what a dangerous rectionary bigot Sarah Palin is by beating her up:
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Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (10)
Sarah Palin’s Smear Test
ANDREW Sullivan is obsessed with Sarah Palin’s vagina and reproductive system.
Nothing is known publicly about Ms. Palin’s medical history, aside from the much-discussed circumstances surrounding the birth of her fifth child last April.
They say Bristol Palin has two wombs. Well. Andrew Sullivan does. Now he says:
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Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Offensive Weapons And Other Young People
FROM Hansard:
Offensive Weapons: Young People
James Duddridge: To ask the Secretary of State for the Home Department (1) how many successful prosecutions have been brought against those arrested for the sale of knives to underage persons through commercial premises in (a) England and (b) Wales in the last 10 years; [225731
There goes the yoof vote…
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Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Colin Powell’s Racist Unknown Knowns
COLIN Powell for Barack Obama. Only:
But then Powell raised the ante. Citing unnamed Republican party leaders (not McCain), he said these leaders made allegations to him that Obama was a Muslim and therefore a “terrorist”. Really? I would like to hear the names of those “leaders.”
Indeed. Name names. Powell is noted for not finding weapons of mass destruction and not naming names. What else hasn’t he done?
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Posted: 20th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Heil Haider: Austrian Just Love Their Diana
JOERG Haider is gone to live with Princess Diana. Chaider (pronounced Haider) is, of course, Hebrew for school. And there is much debate on whether Haider is a Mossad agent.
The great and gut of Austrian politcs pay their respects:
“He was a remarkable person” and one should “pay tribute to him,” was how Social Democratic Chancellor Alfred Gusenbauer….Haider had had “an excellent feeling for what needs to be changed” in Austrian politics”.
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Posted: 20th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (7)
Barack Obama Is The Greatest US Athlete Ever
THE French love Le Barack Obama. The French love a left-wing, dark-skinned man who is known to Muslims. Yeah, they really do.
As Tim Blair reports, “the latest edition of French sports magazine Sport examines US athletes and sport in America generally”…
And the athlete they put on the cover of a sports magazine is…
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Posted: 20th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Little Sums: Thieves Steal Nicolas Sarkozy
TO Illustrate the dangers of identity theft, Nicolas Sarkjozy, has allowed money to be siphoned form his personal bank account.
The French leader says “small amounts of money” have been disappearing, reports the Sun.
Anorak has contacted M. Sarkozy, who tells us that the amounts are huge and only look small when stood next to leggy amounts of an Italian origin…
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Posted: 20th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Colin Powell Backs Barack Hussein Obama, Aka Barry Hussman
COLIN Powell has backed Barack Obama. Yeah Co-lin.
Would you trust a man called Colin to back the winner? Colin, as in colic and community organisor. But his name’s not Colin, it’s Co-lin, as in colon and cola.
If anyone can understand the importance of names, it’s the man who has turned his back on the greater Colin community to be a Co-lin. Barack Hussein. He backs Baruch Hussein Osama? No, it’s, pronounced Barry Hussman:
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Posted: 19th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Two Democrats Are On An Escaltor
TWO Democrats are on an escalator…
Posted: 19th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Foley Mahoney Baloney Go Homey
POLITICS in Florida, with Foley and Mahoney:
A sex scandal involving teenage congressional pages drove Republican Rep. Mark Foley out of office and Democrat Tim Mahoney into the vacated Florida congressional seat. Apparently, Mr. Mahoney didn’t learn from Mr. Foley’s disgrace. The congressman allegedly began an affair with a staff member while he was campaigning for the seat on the promise of a “world that is safer, more moral.“
Beyond parody…
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Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Dear Bullwinkle: Sarah Palin’s Emails Are For Sale
WE lose a lot of data in the UK. And it can be valuable data.
The Government is hot on identity theft, and has set out prove how easily your identity can be stolen by losing yours in the post. This is why you need an ID card.
Over in the US of A, Sarah Palin understands more about the value of data. You can see her emails. It’ll cost you $15 million.
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Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
United In Grief: Jorg Haider And Princess Diana Were Two Of A Kind
SAYS Volkswagen spokesman Peter Thul on the death of Jorg Haider (aka Joerge Haider):
“Many things bring to mind Lady Diana’s death.”
First of all , she was a Princess – the Peoples’ Princess; a Princess of Hearts; Our Lady Of the Immaculate Handbag. Indeed, at the time of his car crash Haider was rumoured to be romancing a Muslim man in his thirties, the son of an immigrant shop worker.
Also:
- Haider was blonde and blue eyed
He adored dogs
Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Royal Family | Comment (1)
The Top 8 Sarah Palin Songs
NEW from Anorak Records, Now That’s What I Call Sarah Palin 8 – music to shoot the moose by.
You ve heard The Top Five Sarah Palin Songs. You’ve thrilled to the The Top Six Sarah Plain Songs.
And you’ve found the Top 7 Sarah Palin Songs near impossible to get out of your head, no matter what medication you’ve taken.
Buy now in time for That’s What I Call Sarah Palin 9 – out tomorrow…
Thanks to Lauren Mayer
Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Palin And Obama In Bipartisan Moves
PALIN. Obama. Moves:
Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)
Schools Minister Sarah McCarthy-Fry: Do the Math
SARAH McCarthy-Fry, Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families is doing the math:
Michael Gove: To ask the Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families how many letters he has received from members of the public on the 14 to 19 diplomas in the last three months; and what percentage of those letters have supported the programme. [224564]
Answer, d:
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Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
