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Weird, offbeat and bizarre news from around the world. Funny, strange & odd news stories that make you wince, laugh and fear for humanity.

Policeman Says Ghsots Stored Stolen Goods In His Basement: Scoobie Do Where Are You?

FORMER Mount Gilead police officer Joseph Hughes says he was unaware of the haul of stolen items in the basement of his home in Morrow County. Hughes says such items as the 12 air conditioners were placed there by a ghost. As he tells the court:

“It’s going to sound kind of ridiculous, but we believed that there was some kind of paranormal presence in the basement. It sounds kind of ridiculous but there was evidence to support it.”

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Posted: 25th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


An Octopus Walks On Land: Be Afraid

AT the Fitzgerald Marine Reserve in California and octopus has been spotted walking on land, albeit in the style of Pete Doherty running for the bus. The pussy cat and the octopus are coming to get us. Be prepared. Bring salt, drawing pins – we’ve a plan…

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Posted: 24th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man Sues ‘Liz Jones’ For Stealing His Sperm And Having Twins

JOE Pressil, 36, says his ex-lover stole his sperm and took it to Houston’s Advanced Fertility Center of Texas, where three months after their split she became pregnant. The woman- whose name we are not told but we might refer to as ‘Liz Jones‘ – had twin boys.

He only learned of the alleged caper when a receipt from the clinic listing him as the “patient”  landed in his letter box.

The mother then sued him for child support. She won. Blood tests proved Pressil was the babies’ father.

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Posted: 24th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Derby Student Danielle Morgan Gets Trapped In Clothes Horse

DANIELLE Morgan,18, has learnt a powerful lesson. The University of Derby student had been “mucking about” with laundry devices when she became  trapped in a clothes horse at her halls of residence.

Whilst in the room of one Lisa Smith, also 18, Morgan fell off the bed, and the clothes horse fell on top of her.

She remained captured by the drier for more than an hour.

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Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Mayor Jose Benitez Says Peru’s Water Turns You Gay

TO Peru, where José Benítez,  mayor of Huarmey, says the local water can turn you gay. This explains the gay fish.

Benitez says there’s a high level of strontium in the tap water. He says the calcium-like stuff reduces male hormones. And in is fevered mind, less male hormones means more gayness.

Pink News reports that the water comes from Tabalosos, “a town which a Lima-based television station famously said in 2000 was inhabited by 14,000 exclusively-gay men”.

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Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Tao Jiayuan Has A Large Leech Living In His Windpipe

MEDICS at a Nan’an Division of Yibin No. 2 Hospital, in Yibin City in southwest China’s Sichuan province have removed a 4-inch long leech from 16-year-old Tao Jiayuan’s windpipe.

He had been feeling a little hoarse.

That’s just one theory. His father, Tao Chuanhua, offers another:

“He must have drunk stream water when working in the field.”

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Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Germany Exports Tiger And Turtle Magic Mountain Walking Rollercoaster To Greece: Photos

GREAT news for Germany’s human hamster community. Duisburg’s Tiger & Turtle Magic Mountain is the first ever walkable rollercoaster. Why Germany needs a rollercoaster you can walk on is not said. The thinking is that it won’t stay put but be relocated to Greece, replacing the more expensive electric rides. Other things to watch out for heading from Germany to Greece: walking ghost trains; walking bumper cars and walking rockets…

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Posted: 22nd, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Crocodiles Get Free Vajazzle At Darwin Spa: Photos

OVER the web comes news of Louanne Grasmeder, of Darwin, Australia’s, Parap Day Spa in Darwin, who has given a crocodile a bikini wax, an exfoliation and pedicure. Says she:

“Breeding season is just around the corner – and we want her to look her best. In the wet season, the male crocodiles are fighting it out over breeding sites and female crocodiles will be extremely territorial.”

Anorak likes this. Overlook the cultural fascism of the hair free genitals and see instead the possibility of the pre-vajazzled crocodile-skin purse and bag.

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Posted: 21st, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)


Shandong Bobby Guards Grave Of Dead Owner: Will Mourn For Buns

WHEN Lao Pan died aged 68 at Panjiatun village near Qingdao city, Shandong Province, China, his yellow dog sat by his grave. For seven days, the dog stayed put. Locals took pity. They gave it buns. They took it back to the village. But each time the dog returned to the grave.

Sky News headlines this story:

Loyal Dog Guards Grave Of Deceased Master

Is that so?

Like Sky News, we too are reminded of Greyfriar Bobby, the dog who following his master John Gray’s death in 1858 spent the next 14 years by his grave at Greyfriars Kirkyard, Edinburgh.

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Posted: 21st, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)


Woman Chews Off Man’s Scrotum: Palm Wine Tappers On High Alert

TO Ghana, where Akosua Serwaa Bonsu , 31, has been arrested for chomping off the scrotum of one Kwadwo Owusu, 55, causing his testicles to fall out. At Bekwai Circuit Court, she will answer charges of causing bodily harm and aggravated assault.

Detective Sergeant Stephen Ofori says Mr. Owusu was returning from a funeral when he was attacked. Bonsu “emerged from nowhere and engaged Kwadwo Owusu in a quarrel, during which she decided to chomp off his testicles“:

Akosua Serwaa Bonsu claimed her victim, a palm wine tapper, had poked his nose into her affairs by intervening in a brawl between her and another unnamed lady in the early hours of the day. She allegedly told Kwadwo Owusu she was going to teach him a lesson as she pushed him onto the ground and bit off chunks of his scrotum…

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Posted: 20th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Woman Dumps Lover To Date Her Father’s Goblin

WHEN Tsitsi Dzengerere was asked by police why she had abandoned her six-month-old baby girl she told them:

“I dumped the child because I am now having a relationship with my father’s goblin.

At a Harare court in Zimbabwe, Dzengerere says she dumped the child at a Service Station along Chinhoyi Street where the father Evaristo Machingauta worked.

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Posted: 20th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Oneal Ron Morris Has A Bum To Die For: Cement-Injecting Buttock ‘Doctor’s’ Incredible Photos

SIR Mix A Lot would like 30-year-old Oneal Ron Morris, the woman arrested by Miami Gardens, Florida police for allegedly injecting women with a blend of mineral oil, super glue (instead of stitches) and…cement. One of the women died. Morris has been charged with practicing medicine without a license and causing bodily harm.

In February, 20-year-old British student Claudia Aderotimi, from London, died following a cosmetic buttocks injection administered in a Philadelphia hotel room. This victim is someone else. The police have not yet said who.

As for Morris… Well, we’ve seen the pictures of her, and so can you. Is that a mink coat in her knickers, or are you shagging a paving slab?

Previously:

January 2011:  Whalesca Castillo is arrested for injecting women with liquid silicone in bumage and boobage.

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Posted: 19th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)


Mary Sagoe, 65, Catches Robber By His Testicles

TO Ghana, where 65-year-old Ghanaian Mary Sagoe has apprehended burglar Daniel Richard Ikechukwu by grabbing hold of his testicles. She held on until police arrived. One other robber, known as Lucky, escaped.

When police searched Ikechukwu, they found on his person: 15 live cartridges, a dagger, and a lady’s bag and belt.

The caper went something like this: the men, both Nigerian, pounced on Sophia Sagoe, who has been parked her Kia Sportage at her mother’s home. When Ms Sagoe went to pick her car which she had parked in front of the house, the villains pounced. At the point of a gun, Ms Sagoe surrendered her car keys.

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Posted: 19th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Mug Shot Of The Day: Kevin Daly And His Drink Driving T-Shirt (Photos)

MUG Shot of The Day features the face of Kevin Daly, who was arrested for drink driving in Suffolk County, New York. He was dressed to impress…

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Posted: 19th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Girl Weeps Stones: Blind Barbie Looks On Blankly

WHEN Kura Nitya, seven, cries, stones come out of her left eye.  Nitya, of Cherlaboothkur in Karimnagar, produces between 12 to 25 stones a day. Sadly, they are not precious stones, rather worthless ones.

Her grandfather says:

“Initially we though it was some divine power and prayed to God for this phenomenon to stop. But, it did not stop even then. Initially we were unaware of what the object popping out was since it was smaller in size, but later, we realized they were stones.”

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Posted: 18th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Chandra Wisnu Is The Bubble Man: Can He Save His Children?

CHANDRA Wisnu, 57, is known as “The Bubble Man”. The father of three rarely leaves his home in Indonesia. If he does he wear s a disguise – three jackets, a balaclava and sunglasses. Says he:

“People are afraid, they are frightened of my horrible face and worried they might catch the disease. So instead I avoid people, I rarely go out except to pick up my daughter from school. And when I do I cover my head and my face because I don’t want my daughter’s friends to bully her for having ‘the dad with the horrible face’.”

Mr Wisnu fist noticed the bubbles when he was 19.  At 32, he was covered in them.  He told of his wife to “leave and never return”. She stayed. She says:

“I refused. Seeing him carry on with his life in spite of his changing appearance was to me a sign of great strength, not weakness.”

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Posted: 18th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Photos Of The Day: The Adolf Hitler Tomato

HEINZ Zielke, 77, variety of tomatoes looks like Adolf Hitler. Says Heinz, who now lives in Cambridge:

“I picked a number of tomatoes and put them on the kitchen window sill to ripen. When I moved them to the fridge, I noticed the tomato seemed to have two eyes and a mouth. I thought it looked like an alien with a big head. People have since said it looks like Hitler, but I’m not so sure.”

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Posted: 17th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Is The Taxkorgan Town School Run The World’s Most Dangerous?

THE school run for children living in the Pamir mountains is tricky. The Taxkorgan Town boarding school 120 miles form their home in Pili, a village on the border with  China,Tajikistan and Afghanistan. The students, between six and 17 years-old, live in Pili, are faced with mountains,a 600ft-long zip-line, a path cut into a steep slope 1,000 feet above the valley floor, rivers and rocks.

Says Su Qin, the head teacher:

“There is only one way to get to the village, and you have to climb up in the mountains. The village is completely cut off. The roads only take you further away.”

The teachers make the journey with the pupils. Four times a year, before and after the summer and winter terms, the group make the two day trip.

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Posted: 17th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Marta Yegorovnam Kept An Alien In Her Fridge For Two Years: Photos And Video

WHEN in 2009 Marta Yegorovnam found a 40-50-inch long life form amid the burning wreckage of a crashed UFO beside her summer house in the Russian city of Petrozavodsk, she acted.

Yegorovnam took hold of the alien and wrapped it in plastic. She then placed in it the fridge. She did this because it was hot. As anyone knows, placing hot things in the fridge raises the ambient temperature and may cause your chilled produce to spoil. She kept her alein meat in the fridge for two years. And it never spoilt. It never went off. Aliens might be stupid enough to fly millions of miles and then crash into a haystack, but they know more about preserving their skin than Cher, Simon Cowell and Joan Rivers could dare hope.

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Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (2)


Man Grows Finger From His Stomach: Photo

TO China, where furniture worker Wang Yongjun, 20, can now scratch his tummy without taking off his clothes and his hand placed behind his back. Wang, of Liaoyang, Liaoning Province, cut off his middel finger by accident.

Says Dr Huang Xuesong:

“We had to make a quick decision or he could have lost his finger. We decided to cultivate a new fingertip on his stomach.”

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Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)


Sugar Plum Fairy Sacked For Swearing During Drugs Test

LAURA Coppinger will not be playing the role of the Sugar Plum Fairy in St. Charles, Missouri’s Main Street Christmas Traditions celebration. She lost her plum job for swearing as she “accidentally” flushed the toilet just before a routine drugs test. (What performance -enhancing drugs does an amateur fairy take – eggnog?)

The Christmas Traditions Code of Conduct states “Christmas characters don’t know naughty words“.

As the unemployed Sugar Plum Fairy tells it:

“Out of pure frustration with myself, I said a curse word. I made a mistake and I know I made a mistake and I’m willing to apologize for it. I wish they would just be a little more reasonable. I would love for them to say you know what we made a big mistake we love you and we actually would love to have you back this year for Sugar Plum Fairy. In a perfect world I would have my job.”

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Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


MILF Braces For FAP Offensive: Rudest Headline Ever?

MILF Braces for FAP Offensive. Is that the filthiest headline ever in a family newspaper like the Philippine Star?

Facts: The online story readsMILF Braces for AFP Offensive“. AFP  is Armed Forces of the Philippines. MILF is Moro Islamic Liberation Front. FAP might be a typo or photoshop…

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Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Drug Dealer Gives Oral Sex To Associate In Back Of Police Car

THE court calls Tina Marie Arie,of Porter, Texas, who after arrest gave oral sex to her co-accused in the back of the police car.

The Houston Press reports:

The story began when a constable found a drunk male passed out inside a Whataburger. One Howard Keith Windham, 30, was sat at the table inside trying to wake his mate from a “pill-induced stupor“. Tina Marie Arie, 44, looked on. The cop goes through the zonked man’s pockets,  allegedly finding lots of drugs (Soma and hydrocodone pills). He spots Windham dropping a Soma pill. He has another in his pocket. Arie admits that she gave the unconscious man some of her pills.

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Posted: 15th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Mum Attacks Clampers With Bucket Of Frozen Iceland Goo (Video)

TO Cosham, Porstmouth, where “angry mother” Julia Hazel is unhappy that her son’s car has been clamped. She’s filled a bucket up with porridge, frozen vegetables and food colouring to turn the mixture bright yellow and gone to the car park at the back of the Iceland store in Old Market Road. She’s waiting. No, not for Kerry Katona. She’s waiting for the clamping firm City Watch to arrive.
When tehy do so, Julia pursues the clamper with her bucket of goo. She then emptyies the contents over the seats of his van. All the while her pal Vicki Hamlyn films.

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Posted: 14th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Man’s Gallstones Diagnosed As Pains From Past Hysterectomy

KIWI dad Les Kennington was told by medics that his acute stomach pains were the result of a past hysterectomy.  Sure, he’s a man but his medical report says he has a hysterectomy. The report cannot be wrong. It’s in the system.

Says Les:

“A few years ago I did have an operation to correct a hernia, but it’s concerning they could not tell the difference between a hernia and a hysterectomy, nor could they tell the difference between a male and a female.”

And because it’s on file, Les – and can that unisex name be blamed in part? – the file cannot be altered:

The District Health Boards said it was a Radiologist College requirement that all imaging reports that had amendments made to them did not override any previous information contained in a report, and that the original report remained on the patient’s file for future reference.

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Posted: 13th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment