Holly Madison trumps Ivy Blue with a baby called Rainbow Aurora
HOLLY Madison, former queue jumper to Hugh Hefner, has named her child Rainbow Aurora Rotella. The Rotella part can be explained by the daddy’s name being Pasquale Rotella. The Rainbow Aurora is competitive name. I see Beyonce’s Ivy Blue and I raise you an entire rainbow.
Posted: 8th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Faint Justin Bieber skips the drugs and the madness to become his generation’s Val Doonican
JUSTIN Bieber’s London shows are making news. Having turned up two hours late on the first night (children left in tears to catch trains home), the pop amoeba with great hair (it’s all about the hair) left the stage mid-song because he was “light of breath”. He then fainted backstage.
Bieber did as he must and took to Twitter: “Thanks for everyone pulling me thru tonight. Best fans in the world. Figuring out what happened. Thanks for the love.”
Posted: 8th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Justin Bieber can cause depression in non-golfers
JUSTIN Bieber is a pull-ups wearing, brattish popstar. But when he rocked up late on stage at London’s 02 he became a cause of lifelong depression. Virginia Blackburn tells Express readers:
WELL thanks for nothing, Justin Bieber, must have been the thought going through thousands of preteen minds as thousands of pre-teen hearts broke quite in two, never to be rendered whole again.
Posted: 7th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Russell Crowe has filmed a real UFO outside his office in Woolloomooloo (and fruit bats)
IF we’re being honest with ourselves, actors seem a bit mental don’t they? They don’t work very often and they’re the most paranoid people on Earth. Their imaginations run wild and they end up acting oddly in public.
And so, to Russell Crowe who has posted a video on YouTube which he claims shows a UFO passing by his office window in Sydney.
Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jennifer Aniston has had 25 children – wants to adopt more
JENNIFER Aniston’s womb has been occupying the font-page of the National Enquirer for years. The current issue tell us that Jen is “about to become a mom”. Jen is “telling friends she has abandoned her dream of conceiving twins… and now she wants to adopt”.
Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celine Dion makes the kinky mouse look her own
WHAT did they do with Celine Dion? When the singer of the theme song to stricken vessels, My Heart Will Go On (don’t scream “Mayday” and describe your pain – just play the song loud and help will surely come your way) arrived at V magazine, what were they thinking? Not sure what to make of Celine’s outfit, so we’ll hark back to what entertainment.com said of Celine’s Dion’s super-short dress sported at the Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival: “Celine accidentally flashes her fans!” Which leads to the question: what are yours called?
Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Justin Bieber: The birth of the Super Brat
FOR some time now, Justin Bieber has been an arsehole. He’s flipped the bird at photographers, implied that women deserved to be raped, vomited on-stage, been accused of being unfaithful to Selena Gomez, smoked, boozed, not given too frigs if his fans cut themselves and now, he’s turning up late for shows showing incredible contempt for his wickle fans.
Now he’s in his late teens, he’s all set to implode. We advise you get some popcorn in and watch the show.
Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Justin Bieber’s 02 gig in photos: The Michael Jackson Ronseal tour
JUSTIN Bieber kept fans waiting two hours before he appeared on the stage at London’s O2 Arena last night. He then cut his show half an hour short. There are stories of his young fans falling asleep, making full use of the commemorative pull-ups and being bit with Michael Jackson songs whilst they waited in their seats (cost: £56 ty £330 each). Bieber went on Twitter to explain: “It’s my prostate…” No:
“Since I have been here it hasn’t been easy with the press at times but I have loved it. So let me say this… Last night i was scheduled after 3 opening acts to go on stage at 935 not 830 but because of some technical issues I got on at 10:10. So… i was 40 min late to stage. there is no excuse for that and I apologize for anyone we upset. However it was great show (sic) and Im proud of that”
Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Brendan Fraser can’t get by on $205,7 04.04 a month
BRENDAN Fraser is contesting Afton Smith’s appeal for $900,000 a year in alimony and child support. The couple have three children. To prove that he can in no way afford that, Fraser produced documents detailing his outlays. TMZ got the list. He brings in $205,704.04 income each month plus $25,800.28 in interest.
Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter Wyngarde: when ‘Rape ‘ was King and gross indecency wore vinyl and velvet
THE Daily Mail is never slow to point out, in merciless detail, the physical and sartorial shortcomings of any celebrity, be they great or small.
“When Seventies television star Peter Wyngarde was spotted out shopping near his West London home last week it was clear his fashion sense had deserted him a long time ago” ran the caption to a picture of a well-preserved gentleman in his late seventies, dressed in fashionable casual clothes.
Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback, Key Posts, Music, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kim Kardashian pregnant graffiti
KIM Kardashian always struck Anorak as sexless and dull, a corporate committee idea of aspiration. To others, though, she’s an inspiration. She’s also pregnant:
Spotter: absoto
Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Why Eric Burden became an Animal: blame the girls and the Black African-American royalty
ERIC Burdon used to be an Animals (but he’s alright now). The lead singer with the Animals – a man remembered as John Lennon’s “eggman” – explains why he got into music:
To pull chicks! Whenever we got together in the garage to play with doors open, the next thing there’d be a bunch of girls standing around..
Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Reflections on Iceberg Slim: the chronicler of male-female relations
I FIRST read Iceberg Slim’s autobiography Pimp when I was a teenager. The title, the women, the vice and the slang made it exotic, but the story was down and dirty. The women were often wild and fierce. By the end of the book, Slim was man ho’d lived and been chewed up by life. To me, this was no glorifying of the skin game.
Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
American Pimp” a film about a ‘person with no morals’
AMERICAN Pimp is a film about a “person with no morals“. Well, so they say… Langauge is NSFW:
Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Class of 1943: Name the stars in this MGM Studio photo
Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Film, Flashback | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Evangeline Lilly: eco-activist is occasional user of aviation fuel
EVANGELINE Lilly joins the ranks to eco-activists who are also occasional users of aviation fuel. Lilly explains her trip to cold Washington from warm Hawaii for the Forward on Climate demo:
I boarded a jet plane this past Friday and traveled 16 hours through the night to Washington, D.C. I was back on a plane again on Monday morning flying the reverse 16 hours back home. I was in Washington with over 40,000 other protesters for the Forward on Climate Rally …
Posted: 1st, March 2013 | In: Celebrities, Global Warming | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lily Cole wants London to be like a Wapping stairwell
LILY Cole, the actress and model was talking to OK! about her eco-mission to the Amazon. She did it to highlight the plight of the rainforest. She also did to to find an inner and outer calm:
“Deep in the forest, my mobile phone doesn’t work. It feels great to disconnect. They should make an area of London where you can get no phone service, so people can just disconnect for a while!”
There is, Lily. Wapping. The stairwell at Metropolitan Wharf, between floors 3 and 4. See you there, Lily. Bring yoga mats.
Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Euro pop songs – five of the worst
IT occurred to us that Eurovison might be a rich tablet of talent, but it comes round only once a year. Time to look five forgotten European gems:
Armi Ja Danny – I Want To Love You Tender
Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Flashback, Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
‘We’ve seen your cock’: Sarah Silverman presents the Oscars (William Shatner predicts)
WHEN Seth MacFarlane presented the Oscars, he gave the bookers what they wanted: boobs and simple comedy that would get the young uns tuned in, and give the liberal elite who run Hollywood something to hang their credentials on.
Created by Smash the Patriarchy on B3ta:
Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Seth MacFarlane showed everyone his massive rapy boob – and they all loved it
WHEN Oscars host Seth MacFarlane sang a song about boobs seen in films, did you cringe? This is the Oscars, that self-congratulatory AGM to end them all. If you buy into the love-in, are your cringe-proof?
(How odd is it that the sexist film business that employs casting directors by the score managed to cast a man who says controversial fratboy things. Was it all ironical? Was it a parody on chauvinism? So goes the debate. But the fact is that the punchlines were women.)
Katie McDonough did shudder. She said the song ”celebrates rape on film“:
…it came as little surprise, then, when base misogyny and racism dominated MacFarlane’s performance on Sunday. And while the musical opener “We Saw Your Boobs” has been called immature (true) and sexist (also true) — it wasn’t just a harmless roundup of spicy movie scenes. Four of the films MacFarlane crooned about featured nudity during or immediately following violent depictions of rape and sexual assault, stripped of their context and played for laughs. Scarlett Johansson found herself on the list because of a real-life violation: Her nude photos were stolen from her phone and leaked online.
Oh, your privacy was invaded and your breasts were splashed across the Internet against your will? That is hilarious!
Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Film | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Harry Styles: Not the first popstar to be hit with something on stage (video round-up)
RECENTLY, Harry Styles of One Direction, was pelted in the wang by a stray shoe, thrown from his beloved audience. This writer himself has thrown an errant trainer at The Prodigy, missing the target (Keef) by some distance and hitting the drummer’s cymbal at Reading ’96 (if you have a recording of the show, listen out for it during Poison).
Of course, this kind of behaviour is not to be cheered at… mostly. It is wilfully stupid behaviour, but alas, is all part of the rock ‘n’ roll circus.
Some musicians get bras and drugs thrown at them, which is very nice. Most however, aren’t too pleased with what comes their way.
With that, let us look at some of the most brutal bottlings and weirdest missiles aimed toward people just trying to earn a living.
Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
