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Independent Forgets HSBC In News That UK Is A Nation Of Renters

mortgage indy Independent Forgets HSBC In News That UK Is A Nation Of Renters THE front page of the Independent says “Britain to become nation of renters”.

And what is below that news? Why, it’s an adverts for HSBC mortgages.

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Posted: 31st, May 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


German Insurance Company Munch Re Held Budapest Orgy For Sales Saff

orgy German Insurance Company Munch Re Held Budapest Orgy For Sales SaffWHEN German re-insurance company Munich Re, Ergo chapter, rewarded its sales staff with prostates and an orgy, we know it would not be long before the story leaked out.

The 2007 do in Budapest, Hungary, featured 100 workers and 20 prostitutes. German news organ Handelsblatt hears from a w****leblower, who tells us:

“After each such encounter the women were stamped on the lower arm in order to keep track of how often each woman was frequented. The women wore red and yellow wrist bands. One lot were hostesses, the others would fulfil your every wish.

“There were also women with white wrist bands. They were reserved for board members and the very best sales reps.”

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Posted: 20th, May 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sexy Fred Goodwin’s Grubby Secret: Shagging On The Glass Ceiling

sir fred goodwin1 Sexy Fred Goodwins Grubby Secret: Shagging On The Glass CeilingSIR Fred Goodwin, aka “Shagger”, has had to give up the fight and had his super injunction partially overturned.

It had been in place to prevent us calling him a banker and hide the fact that along with Adam Applegarth (former Northern Rock CEO who was, allegedly, shagging Amanda Smithson from the company’s buy-to-let division) Sir Fred was bumping the uglies with a woman on his senior staff instead of stopping the world’s worst banking melt down.

If you are going to shaft the country, what’s an old colleague for? After all, as every RBS financier knows and brags churlishly while chuckling over the RBS sponsored Rugby match after dinner port, they are women burnishing the glass ceiling with their backsides!

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Posted: 19th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comments (17) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cliveden For Sale: Tea For Two And A Sex Story To Chew On

ANY historian looking for a sign of how economic times have changed could do worse than look the von Essen Hotels group, which has collapsed into administration. The group includes the country house venue of braying media types, hob knobs and Surrey-based brokers, Cliveden House in Berkshire.

Earlier this month, Cliveden, once home to Nancy Astor and venue for the Profumo scandal, (oh for a super injunction, eh readers) introduced the world’s most expensive afternoon tea – £550 per couple.

Created by executive head chef Carlos Martinez, the tea includes white truffles at a £2,500 per kg, beluga caviar at a £4,000 per kg and Da Hong Pao tea, which is harvested from 1,000-year-old plants and costs over £2,000 per kg.

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Posted: 21st, April 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


RBS, Simon Hester And A Refined Form Of Theft

oil1 RBS, Simon Hester And A Refined Form Of TheftROYAL Bank of Scotland boss Stephen Hester has seen his controversial £7.7 million pay package rubber-stamped by the Government as the bank insisted it had to pay staff “fairly”. And I don’t really give a damn. No-one is worth that amount of money, and especially if he is an employee of a bank that has been bailed out by the taxpayer and we are still paying £5 billion in interest charges for loans to keep his and other banks afloat.

This raiding of the public purse is a refined and sophisticated form of theft. The fact that it is legal makes not one whit of difference. It redefines public morals, and our relationship with state institutions. There is no moral obligation on us fund a state which is so reckless in its guardianship of public finances, or so careless about its approval of state-funded institutions which indulge in larceny.

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Posted: 20th, April 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The RBS AGM: Oily Cameron And Pigs In Muck

rbs1 The RBS AGM: Oily Cameron And Pigs In MuckWE looked on as protester Kit Fraser got his kit off outside the Royal Bank of Scotland AGM in Edinburgh.

The bank’s boss, Stephen Hester, has been awarded £7.7 million pay package (a potential bonus of £4.5m shares; £2m annual bonus; £1.2m annual salary). RBS is 83% owned by the taxpayer.

Also, 323 RBS staff earned £375 million last year.

In 2010, the bank still posted loses of £1.1 billion.

Says Hester:

“Bonuses are a cost of doing business. I don’t know a way you can run any business while paying people much less than competitors”

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Posted: 19th, April 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Richest Characters In Fiction (Bible Not Included)

THE Richests Fictional characters are (not including the Bible and aliens):

1. Scrooge McDuck, estimated net worth $44.1 billion (Source: Mining, treasure hunting)

2. Carlisle Cullen, $36.2 billion (Source: Compound interest, investments)

3. Artemis Fowl II, $36.2 billion (Source: Theft, forgery, Facebook)

4. Richie Rich, $9.7 billion (Source: Inheritance, conglomerates)

5. Jed Clampett, $9.5 billion (Source: Oil and gas)

6. Tony Stark, $9.4 billion (Source: Defense)

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Posted: 15th, April 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How Long Will You Live After Retirement? This Graph Answers

live and die How Long Will You Live After Retirement? This Graph AnswersHOW long will you live after you retire? Well, in the UK, the men live, on average, for 13 years after they retire; the women live for 20 years.

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Posted: 11th, April 2011 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


RIP Eddie Stobart: Gordon Brown Knew You

gordon brown17 RIP Eddie Stobart: Gordon Brown Knew YouRIP Edward Stobart. You were only 56. Spotting your trucks made many journey on the motorway slightly less boring.

You sold the company to your brother William and business partner Andrew Tinkler in 2004. But the bottle green trucks still carried your name.

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Posted: 31st, March 2011 | In: Money | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Why Did Anti-Cuts Rioters Attack Charitable Fortnum & Mason’s?

anarchy Why Did Anti Cuts Rioters Attack Charitable Fortnum & Masons?WHY was Fortnum & Mason’s attacked during yesterday’s the anti-cut protest? Fortnum’s is owned by a charity:

The Trustees would therefore be looking to make grants
of around £40 million as usual during the next financial year.

The grants made, as usual, support a wide range of
charitable activities, but the largest overall grants in
terms of value were made in the Art (total £5,680,500)
and Education (total £11,985,166) categories. These
included a lead grant of £3 million to the British
Museum for the new Research Institute for Science
and Conversation and a grant of £1 million to the Royal
Opera House towards core costs. A grant of £1 million
was also made to the Royal Marsden Cancer Campaign
and a further pledge for that sum was made to English
Heritage towards the redevelopment of Stonehenge.
Cancer Research UK received a £500,000 grant for its
Clinical Trials Unit in Manchester and there were eight
other grants for this amount. The remaining grants
were mostly for £250,000 or less, thus enabling the
Trustees to provide core support for as wide a range of
projects as possible.

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Posted: 27th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


TUC March For The Alternative In Photos: The Banners

THE TUC March For The Alternative Photos: We spotted some good banners on the TUC March For The Alternative in London to protest against Government spending cuts in London. We’ve put them together for a gallery:

The violence is this way.

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Demonstrators on the TUC March For The Alternative in Haymarket, London, to protest against Government spending cuts.

Posted: 26th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sky News Thrilled By Prospect Of Anti-Cuts Demo Violence

cuts Sky News Thrilled By Prospect Of Anti Cuts Demo ViolenceHOW is Sky News reporting on the Anti-Cuts demo in London. Here’s Anna Jones:

Will London see another day of violence or can police handle the massive demonstration prepared for today?

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Posted: 26th, March 2011 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ministry Of Justice Publishes Shocking Research Into Gangs

no shit sherlock Ministry Of Justice Publishes Shocking Research Into GangsYOUR taxes at work at the Ministry of Justice:

Research into gang violence has found that the main reasons why people join gangs include the desire for money or respect and a way to seek protection or a sense of belonging.

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Posted: 24th, March 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Budget: Motorists Need Petrol For Bombs

petrol The Budget: Motorists Need Petrol For BombsTHE stupid headline of the week surely has to be from the Financial Times which declares: “Cut in fuel duty placates motorists.” I haven’t spoken to anyone since the budget speech who hasn’t treated little Georgie’s “penny off” with derision. But then the FT actually tells you why that should be, in the very article that has such a daft headline:

For a two-car family, the monthly cost of filling up petrol tanks has risen by £34.40 to £283.47 over the past year, according to the AA. Motorist groups said that the cut in fuel duty would provide relief for drivers, but the average savings for families would equal just £14 a year.

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Posted: 24th, March 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lancaster University Strikers Lose Death Benefits

accident1 Lancaster University Strikers Lose Death Benefits ANY striking Lancaster University staff taking part in the national strike action on Tuesday (22 March) and Thursday (24 March) will lose, for the strike period, pay, pension and death in service benefits.

Well, yes.

Strike, by all means-  but do it with care…

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Posted: 21st, March 2011 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Mail Insults Japan With City Traders’ ‘Perfect Storm’

japanese money 300x200 Daily Mail Insults Japan With City Traders Perfect StormALEX Brummer, the Mail’s City Editor, is showing readers that the death and destruction in Japan might hurt the British. To compare the risk felt by a loss of cash to the loss of life and home is disrespectful to the Japanese. The City pages have no place amid photos of massive destruction. They only serve to make British readers part of the story. But they are not.

But worse than that is the sub-editor who has headlined Brummer’s words with:

ALEX BRUMMER: Tsunami adds a new wave of global risk

MONDAY VIEW: Global economies will be rocked by Japan aftershock

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Posted: 16th, March 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tesco Recruits Slovakians For UK Jobs: Staff’s Huge Carbon Footprint

Tesco staff Tesco Recruits Slovakians For UK Jobs: Staffs Huge Carbon FootprintTESCO says it can’t fill vacancies in Britain with British staff so it’s recruiting in Slovakia. Says a wonk for the firm (in English):

“At Tesco we always try to recruit staff from local communities.”

How very noble.

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Posted: 12th, March 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Superinjunction Law Bans Media From Calling Fred Goodwin A Banker

sir fred goodwin Superinjunction Law Bans Media From Calling Fred Goodwin A Banker SIR FRED Goodwin, aka Fred The Shred, is the holder of a superinjunction – the legal device that prevents the press from reporting that an injunction has been imposed.

You think the press is intrusive? Life without it wold be intolerable.

We know about the superinjunction because  Liberal Democrat MP for Birmingham Yardley, John Hemming, mentioned it in the Commons. Parliamentary privilege means he can say the unsayable. And he said:

“In a secret hearing this week Fred Goodwin has obtained a superinjunction preventing him being identified as a banker… Will the government have a debate or a statement on freedom of speech and whether there’s one rule for the rich like Fred Goodwin and one rule for the poor?”

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Posted: 10th, March 2011 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The NSPCC Gherkin Step Challenge In Photos: With Pickled Stockbrokers

Bankers The NSPCC Gherkin Step Challenge In Photos: With Pickled StockbrokersTHEY came in their little shorts to run up London’s Gherkin building, in aid of the NSPCC Step Change event. The winner was George Green, who climbed 1037 steps in 5 minutes 27 seconds. This might be of interest to the seven pickled stockbrokers who got trapped in a lift after a night out eating wining and dining at the Roka Japanese eatery in Canary Wharf, east London. There are few toilets in a lift. Next time take the stairs…

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George Green is the first person to reach the finish line in 5 minutes 27 seconds, as over 500 people race up 1037 steps to the top of London's Gherkin building, in aid of the NSPCC Step Change event.

Posted: 6th, March 2011 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Libya’s Millions Seized In Britain – Where Gaddafi’s Cash Is Printed And Stored

Libyan Dinar Libyas Millions Seized In Britain   Where Gaddafis Cash Is Printed And StoredAT Harwich docks, officials have seized a ship packed with £100 million worth of the Libyan currency, the dinar. The exact value of the haul has not been made public yet. It was on its from the UK to Libya.

Where did the money come from? Answer: a warehouse in Gateshead, where the currency is printed and stored by a firm called De La Rue.

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Posted: 4th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


New Motor Insurance Policies Place Equality Over Fairness

driving insurance New Motor Insurance Policies Place Equality Over FairnessMOTOR insurance policies are not longer about fairness, writes Cramer.

THE latest diktat from the EU is that insurance companies may no longer offer cheaper car insurance to women. It is estimated that their premiums will rise by about 25 per cent, to be equalised with the charges incurred by men. At least, that’s the headline grabber. The impact of this ruling on pensions and annuities will be far greater for men (a reduction of around 10 per cent per annum). But the media are only concerned with the problems of the day and with propagating the most alarmist headline: annuities are future things, and consideration of them is ever so slightly soporific.

The European Court of Justice has ruled that unequal insurance premiums amount to sex discrimination. It is, of course, an inviolable human right, according to the European Convention, not to be discriminated against because of one’s gender. Ergo, women drivers may not be shown favour or granted benefit because they happen, on average, to be more careful behind the wheel.

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Posted: 3rd, March 2011 | In: Money | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The BT Phone Scam: Nigeria’s Latest Wheeze

bt scam The BT Phone Scam: Nigerias Latest WheezePLEASE see below details of a scam being done at the moment, don’t get caught out!!

I received a call from a ‘representative’ of BT, informing me that he was
dis-connecting me because of an unpaid bill.

He demanded payment immediately of £31.00 or it would be £ 118.00 to
re-connect at a later date.

The guy wasn’t even fazed when I told him I was with Virgin Media,
allegedly VM have to pay BT a percentage for line rental!

I asked the guy’s name – he gave me the very ‘English’ John Peacock with a
very ‘African’ accent – & phone number – 0800 0800 152.

Obviously the fellow realized I didn’t believe his story, so offered to
demonstrate that he was from BT. I asked how & he told me to hang up & try
phoning someone – he would dis-connect my phone to prevent this.
AND HE DID !!
My phone was dead – no engaged tone, nothing – until he phoned me again.

Very pleased with himself, he asked if that was enough proof that he was
with BT. I asked how the payment was to be made & he said credit card, there
& then.

I said that I didn’t know how he’d done it, but I had absolutely no
intention of paying him, I didn’t believe his name or that he worked for BT..

He hung up.

I dialed 1471 – number withheld

I phoned his fictitious 0800 number – not recognized.
So I phoned the police to let them know. I wasn’t the first! It’s only just
started apparently, but it is escalating.

Their advice was to let as many people as possible know of this scam.
The fact that the phone does go off would probably convince some people
it’s real, so please make as many friends & family aware of this.

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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How To Make Money From The New Zealand Earthquake With Ethical Forex Trading

making money out of news zealand How To Make Money From The New Zealand Earthquake With Ethical Forex Trading THE New Zealand earthquake has claimed 98 bodies so far. But, on a more positive note, your life goes on and here’s a chance to make money from disaster and all that seismic volatility. Daniel Wright tells readers of PoundSterlingForecast.com:

Good morning readers,

Terrible news over in New Zealand has led to an extremely volatile market this morning, especially regarding GBP – NZD – Rates had touched 2.16 at one point however right this second appear to have stabled out.

Overnight we saw a shift of 1.6% – A difference of nearly NZD7000 on a £200,000 purchase which is huge.

Should you have NZD to purchase and want to take full advantage of this, contact us today – you can even secure a rate on a forward basis for just a small deposit should you not have full acess to your funds.

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Posted: 24th, February 2011 | In: Money | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Saudi Arabia Can’t Solve Libya: The Myth Of Spare Oil Capacity

brent crude Saudi Arabia Cant Solve Libya: The Myth Of Spare Oil Capacity THE talk in the news is that if Libya’s oil stays offline – it’s the world’s 12th largest producer – Saudi Arabia can make up for any short fall. But it’s not that easy. Barclays Capital’s Amrita Sen explains:

Firstly, the grades and quality of crude available from Saudi Arabia [are] likely to be different from Libya. For instance, the volume-weighted average of Libyan grades would have an API of around 37-38, while the current shut in Saudi production is biased towards medium crude. Moreover, Libyan crude is sweeter…

Prompt Brent markets have also flipped into slight backwardation, a trend we expect to continue in the short term, if sourcing immediate supplies is the concern. Moreover, the time taken to bring those Saudi barrels to the market is likely to be significantly longer compared to the ongoing Libyan production. Thus, the concept of a barrel for barrel replacement is not a correct one.

Gregor MacDonald explains spare capacity theory:

Of course, “everyone knows” that OPEC is sitting on lots of oil. However, as has been discussed here, at The Oil Drum, and elsewhere it remains decidedly unclear whether Saudi Arabia can indeed turn on extra taps at will. But the problems for world supply of oil do not merely end with production capacity. Even if OPEC is indeed sitting on 1-3 mbpd of spare capacity, it’s not clear for how long they can both increase production, and export that production to the world. Not only has Saudi Arabia’s production not increased in the past five years, but, Saudi is increasingly using its own oil for its own population. The result? Flat, to declining exports of oil from Saudi Arabia.

Spare Capacity Theory, therefore, looks alot like an unproven consensus reality. I’d like to define it as follows:

Spare Capacity Theorythe assumption among western bankers, policy makers, economists, and stock markets that OPEC producers can lift oil production at will, and, export all of that spare production to world consumers.

Graphic: Brent crude prices rise.

Spotter: FT

Posted: 24th, February 2011 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


London University Paper Wants Wealthy Students To Steal: Muggers Are Delighted

DIY shoplifting London University Paper Wants Wealthy Students To Steal: Muggers Are Delighted THE crash course at Queen Mary College, University of London, teaches students how to shoplift, A paper called The Art Of Shoplifting features step-by-step stealing techniques.

The tips are great:

“If possible, you should always have some money on you when intending to shoplift because if you’ve got none, its rather hard to argue that to steal the item was a spontaneous decision.”

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Posted: 23rd, February 2011 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0