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A Free Daily Express For Every Immigrant

daily-express.jpgANOTHER day and with it another chance for the Daily Express to deter immigrants and Rogarians from settling in the UK.

“SHOPPING BILL UP £18 A WEEK,” announces the front-page headline. “Food crisis is new blow for families.”

This on top of the soaring gas and electricity prices. “To make matters worse, council tax bills will rise by an average 4.5 percent in April,” says the paper.

The clear advice is to remain as you are, Mr Foreigner. The Express says the price of grain from Kazakhstan is “soaring” to a “record high”. Peoples of the East have never had it so good.

But still they come.

“Yet another coachload of migrants setting out from Poland to look for jobs in Britain,” says the Express, words hung below a a shot of a coachload of young men and women holding gigantic sausages with menace. “The scale of the influx of foreigners into Britian is breathtaking,” says the paper.

But we are not a thriving, vibrant and confident nation that values hard workers and their desire. We are a country of soaring food prices, where a loaf of bread costs a week’s wages.

Turn back, says the Express. Haven’t you hear, the UK is over.

From today, a free copy of the Daily Express will appear on every coach seat leaving Poland, Romania and Bulgaria!


Posted: 27th, February 2008 | In: Money, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Time to Foreclose On Hillary Clinton

HILLARY Clinton wants to be the head of a country with the biggest economy on the planet. Hillary Clinton says:

It’s imperative that we approach this mortgage crisis with the seriousness that it is presenting. There are 95,000 homes in foreclosure in California right now. I want a moratorium on foreclosures for 90 days so we can try to work out keeping people in their homes instead of having them lose their homes, and I want to freeze interest rates for five years.

Freeze interest rates for five years. Anyone want to explain to her how the economy works..?

Posted: 25th, February 2008 | In: Money, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Bank Drops Piggybanks For Fear Of Offending Muslims

knorbertsh8.jpgAS is often the way, this is the non-Muslim fearing the fear in the Muslim: “Knorbert the piglet has been dropped as the mascot of Fortis Bank after it decided to stop giving piggy banks to children for fear of offending Muslims.”


A spokesman told the Dutch media that “Knorbert does not meet the requirements that the multicultural society imposes on us”. The bank added that there had been “a number of reactions to the pig” and that a new gift and character were being developed that would be “fun for children of any persuasion”.

Fun in banking. When will the madness end..?

Posted: 24th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Suspected Drugs Dealers Premused Guilty

jacqui_smith.jpgARE you innocent until proven guilty?

Police will be able to seize high-value assets from suspected drug dealers as soon as they are arrested under plans to be unveiled this week by Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary.

If you are suspected of a crime the [police can seize your assets.

Law-enforcement agencies will be able to take cars, televisions, laptops and expensive jewellery belonging to big-time offenders. Such assets can currently only be seized at the end of a criminal process, by which time drug dealers have often disposed of them.

Perhaps the goods are sold to pay for a decent defence lawyer to escape a wrongful arrest? Perhaps Jacqui Smith, who admits to having smoked cannabis, thinks seizing dugs is better than walking the dangerous streets looking to buy them illegally? 

A Home Office spokesman said last night: “Our starting point will be that all criminal gains should be removed from offenders. For example those criminals buying commodities to avoid the circulation of cash could have their assets seized before they have chance to disperse them. Seizing ill-gotten gains is critical to reducing the incentives for crime.”

Great plan. Only, how do the police know which is an–ill-gotten gain and which is not? And if the suspect is found not guilty can they sue the police for depreciation of their assets?

Posted: 24th, February 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Money, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

The Subprime Market for Idiots

THE Subprime Market for idiots – a google presentation… Here

Posted: 23rd, February 2008 | In: Money | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Northern Rock And The BBC

From the BBC’s website:

Via The Croydonian

Posted: 23rd, February 2008 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

There Is No Such Thing As Web 2.0

THERE Is No Such Thing As Web 2.0:

Web 2.0 has been picked up as a term by the entrepreneurial community and its corollaries in venture capital, the press, analysts, large media and Internet companies, and Wall Street to describe a theoretical new category of startup companies.

Or a “space”, if you will.

As in, “ is in the Web 2.0 space”.

At its simplest level, this is just shorthand to indicate a new Web company.

The technology industry has a long history of creating and naming such “spaces” to use as shorthand.

Before the “Web 2.0 space”, you had the “dot com space”, the “intranet space”, the “B2B space”, the “B2C space”, the “security space”, the “mobile space” (still going strong!)… and before that, the “pen computing” space, the “CD-ROM multimedia space”, the “artificial intelligence” space, the “mini-supercomputer space”, and going way back, the “personal computer space”. And many others.

But there is no such thing as a “space”.


Posted: 23rd, February 2008 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Darren Minnikins Is Northern Rock’s First Victim

northern-rock2.jpgAS noted here and here, the first person Gordon Brown is going to evict from his home is Darren Minnikins (he’s the likely answer to the question we posed yesterday):

In Bishop Auckland right now the “People’s Bank” is attempting to make Darren Minnikin homeless.

Claim 8PA12900:
Northern Rock plc versus Mr Darren Minnikin

Says Guido Fawkes, the blogger: “Congratulations Mr Minnikin. You are the first victim of socialist economics today…”

Is he? Mr Minnikins was probably in trouble with his repayments a while back. And because Northern Rock is nationalised – and we are stake holders in it – all to the good that our money is being chased and punishment to defaulters meted out.

The interest will come when others default on their mortgages in the Labour heartlands and a General Election looms… 

Pic: Poldraw

Posted: 20th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Northern Rock: Who Will Be First?

NORTHERN ROCK – Which will be the first family evicted from ther home by the gordon Brown and his Government of all the talents?

Posted: 19th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Northern Rock: British Leyland

2274091612_f0e1a70d7e_o.gifTHE 1970s are back. Northern Rock:

Posted: 18th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Northern Rock Watch: Adding The Numbers In Today’s Media

northern-rock-brown.jpgNORTHERN ROCK is nationalised. It is now as Safe as the Bank of England.

Hereunder is a round-up of Northern Rock facts in today’s media.

Northern Rock money is now your money, so it’s good for journalists to be precise:


This time last year, the bank was worth around £5.3 billion. It is now worth just £375 million.

DAILY MAIL (front page): “£100m GAMBLE WITH YOUR CASH”

The move severely dented Labour’s reputation for economic competence and leaves taxpayers responsible for the crippled bank’s £100billion in mortgage debts – just as the housing market has entered a downturn.


The Conservatives claimed the decision meant every family in Britain was effectively being saddled with a “second mortgage” of £4,000…

The Government now faces the prospect of being blamed for the repossession of the homes of defaulting Northern Rock mortgage-holders and for job losses from the bank’s 6,500-strong workforce in Labour’s North-Eastern heartland…

There is also likely to be a drawn-out legal battle with the 180,000 shareholders who face getting nothing back from their investment.


At the moment, taxpayers are propping up the Rock with £55billion in loans and guarantees. The bank, worth £5.3billion this time last year, is now worth just £375million

THE SUN: “Crisis Rock To Be Nationalised”

But Chancellor Alistair Darling said it was the only way to safeguard the £26billion of taxpayers’ cash that had kept the bank from going under…

An independent panel will decide the amount of compensation for the bank’s shareholders — at least 150,000 of whom are small investors

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Posted: 18th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Northern Millstone: Anorak Scooped Them All On The Rock

michael_owen.jpgTHIS again comes in the category of we told you so, ahead of anyone. Northern Rock. Northern Millstone.

Today’s Mail On Sunday is telling of secret, hush-hush, bonus payments paid to staff and directors of Northern Rock…after the biggest bank crash in UK history. Anorak told you four weeks ago.

The Bank of England is propping up Northern Rock to the tune of around £55bn…forget the BBC figures of £25 to £35bn, it’s nowhere near…We told you so.

If the Chancellor doesn’t act at once everything will be lost and the Bank of England’s multi-billion loan goes out with the bathwater … and guess what? Anorak told you that first too.

Meanwhile the fat cats who did such a totally rubbish job get their bonuses. (As we have already said. We told you…)

Just a thought, will SuperJock Gordio make Hain supremo of the newly Nationalised Northern Millstone. If it wasn’t a distinct possibility, it would be frighteningly laughable.

See: Secret Bonus

Join Mic and the other Northern Rockers In the Forums

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Posted: 17th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

A Chance For Prisoners To Work For A Living Tax Free

cherie-blair.jpg“CHERIE Blair, wife of the former prime minister, is leading a drive for prisoners to earn up to £10,000 a year doing work in jail for firms which are household names.” So reports the Times.

“She has endorsed a pilot scheme in a category C prison in which serious offenders are paid the minimum wage – £5.52 an hour – to work for companies such as Kentucky Fried Chicken and Clifford Chance, the City law firm.” It light-fingered lickin’ good.

Who better to employ villains than lawyers and a take-away food shop? Perhaps call centres, with their innate fondness for small cubicles and battery-farmed workers. Or public schools.

Interestingly, because inmates pay no rent on their cells, no council tax and need incur no transport costs they could be left better off than low-paid workers outside.

In fairness, though, the Howard League for Penal Reform suggests the prisoners pay income tax, “but the government is refusing to accept contributions because the inmates might then have workers’ rights.”

The last thing you want is for a prisoner to bring a case of constructive dismissal…

Posted: 17th, February 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Money, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Mark Steel Has No Idea About Non Doms

IN The Independent: “Mark Steel: A taxing problem: should the rich pay for cheese?”

Says Steel:

New Labour certainly keep their promises. Before they were elected, they promised to reform the loophole that enables the super-rich to avoid paying tax, by claiming “non-domicile tax status”. And now, 11 years later, they’re still promising to do it.

But the non-doms don’t avoid paying tax. Non-doms pay tax on all their UK earnings. They also pay UK tax on earnings they bring into the UK. They are not non-residents. They are non-domiciles. The clue is in the name.

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Posted: 14th, February 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Project Lifeline, Coming To The UK?

CAN ‘T pay your mortgage:

WASHINGTON — The Bush administration and six major mortgage lenders unveiled their latest response to the continuing turmoil in the housing market, offering to “pause” the foreclosure process for seriously troubled homeowners.

Although the announcement of “Project Lifeline” was couched in tones of optimism, officials cautioned that it is only an incremental step that would not guarantee help for every homeowner facing the loss of their home.

“No program can bring every struggling borrower into the counseling and evaluation process, and we cannot help those who choose not to honor their obligations,” said Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. “None of these …


Project Lifeline will indeed help, but not as much as some would like:

The pilot program, dubbed Project Lifeline, is supported by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and will further encourage borrower contact as well as broaden Paulson’s moratorium announced in December, 2007, which froze interest rates on certain adjustable-rate mortgages, to include all kinds of home loans. Homeowners won’t qualify for the 30-day-freeze if they are in bankruptcy, if they already have a foreclosure date within 30 days or if the loan was for an investment or vacant property.

Posted: 13th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Vladimir Outin Slays Them In The Aisles

VLADIMIR Putin is a comedian:

Vladimir Putin has announced that if NATO does not act in a manner more to his likely in future negotiations, he will take action to let them know he is not to be trifled with by unleashing an arms race.

So Russia (GDP $2.08 trillion) is threatening the EU (GDP $14.44 trillion) and USA (GDP $13.86 trillion) with an arms race?

How mnay bombs do you need to win a race, and who decides on the winner?

Posted: 10th, February 2008 | In: Money, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Hillary Clinton’s Money

HOW does Hillary Clinton finance her campaign?

Clinton, unlike rival Barack Obama, has not released her tax returns. But disclosure forms that Clinton filed with the Senate provide some clues to her family finances. They show Bill Clinton has earned tens of millions of dollars in recent years giving speeches at rates of up to $450,000 apiece. During one week in 2006, the former president collected $1.7 million for talks in Europe and South Africa. (He also collected speaking fees from Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, the Mortgage Bankers Association and other big firms.) The documents are more circumspect about other Clinton financial interests, including his annual income as a “partner” in billionaire pal Ron Burkle‘s businesses and from Vinod Gupta‘s InfoUSA. Both payouts are listed as “over $1,000″—a description that is legally adequate but not very enlightening.

Money and politics

Posted: 10th, February 2008 | In: Money, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Smokers Pay For Health

SMOKERS for health:

It is well known that smokers tend to subsidize non-smokers because the former pay so much in taxes and die before they can collect their due in social security and Medicare benefits.

Posted: 10th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Barack Obama Worth $1.3million

THE Presidential candidates’s money – and Money magazine:


Net Worth

Mitt and Ann Romney $202 million
John and Elizabeth Edwards $54.7 million
Rudy Giuliani $52.2 million
John and Cindy McCain $40.4 million
Hillary and Bill Clinton $34.9 million
Fred Thompson $8.1 million
Barack and Michelle Obama $1.3 million

Vote Obama – he needs a raise…

Posted: 9th, February 2008 | In: Money, Politicians | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jerome Kerviel Is Jailed

THE Paris appeals court has ordered the Societe Generale trader Jerome Kerviel should be detained because of the “necessities of the investigation” and the risk that he could flee the country.

Now he will be put in “provisional detention” while the case is being investigated.

Kerviel might be innocent.  French sources tell us that he was known as something of a workaholic in Paris circles, putting in a 30-hour working week…

Posted: 8th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Praying For Money And Reduced Interest Rates

god-money.jpg“HELP!” screams the front page of the Express.

Readers run to the scene, afraid that the Rogarians have stormed Blackfriars, Princess Diana is dead and Madeleine McCann has been found hiding under the bed. RIP Daily Express.

“HELP! Why millions of us have been paying for another cut in loan rates today.”

Good to learn that in this godless society we have been praying, although whether praying for money is deemed spiritual is a point best lest to others.

Of course, millions of others are praying, and hoping, that interest rates rise and give them greater value to the savings.

Much depends what god who worship…

Posted: 7th, February 2008 | In: Money, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Exxon Mobile Pays Half America’s Income Taxes

IT SEEMS: “Just one corporation (Exxon Mobil) pays as much in taxes ($27 billion) annually as the entire bottom 50% of individual taxpayers, which is 65,000,000 people!”


Posted: 6th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

The Damp Northen Rock Fire Sale

RICHARD Branson’s Virgin Group and its backers and an in-house team were last night left as the only potential buyers for the mortgage bank (supported by YOUR money) Northern Rock as the government’s attempt to engineer a bidding war crashed and burned.

Did you read it anywhere else at all? Couldn’t have been right in little ol’ Anorak could it? It will be interesting to see what desperate spin Messrs Brown and Darling (the UK’s top politicians in case you’ve forgotten) come up with on this one today. Nationalisation of the bank is looking inevitable since a sale to either of the remaining bidders may be considered financial and political suicide.

Virgin and the board of Northern Rock both submitted proposals for the company’s future before yesterday’s deadline.

Olivant Partners, whose chairman is former Abbey and UBS chief Luqman Arnold and had submitted plans earlier in the process, announced it was pulling out of the race only eight minutes before stock markets closed.

A lightening quick swift sell-off in Northern Rock shares followed and they dropped to 88p.

Olivant’s Arnold blamed the government’s financing terms, which had been arranged by investment bank Goldman Sachs, for the end of its bid.

“Despite working intensively, we have been unable to formulate a value creation proposal which meets our investment criteria whilst also respecting the government’s proposed financing terms and the interests of other stakeholders in the company,” he said.

That was longhand for:
“It will never work”,
“It is a dead cat and it will not bounce sufficiently for us to wash our face, grab the loot and sod off”,
“No thanks, we’re outta here” … Things like that.

So, the superior banking consortium contender (in terms of actually knowing what they are talking about) is out of it.

When bankers are considering whether to give you a loan they use a mnemonic…SPARS.

S……Suitability (is the client a worthwhile risk?)
P……Purpose (what’s the money for? it should be none of their business)
A……Amount (what’s the least we give this toe rag?)
R……Repayment (what sort of interest can we screw out?)
S……Security (there must me no risk at all to the lender.Grab the home)

The ONLY contenders are a management team which (at best) was complicit in the disaster from which they are trying to rake even more of your money for themselves…and… a group headed by low cost expert Richard Branson. Branson has no banking licence, or experience, and in the past has been known to burst into tears when employees ask to be allowed to form a union. Apparently, the multi-millionaire regards union membership as some sort of betrayal of the House of Virgin. Some basic negotiating flaws there perhaps?

Do you think either team meet the SPARS rule?

By AGW in the Anorak Forums

Posted: 5th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Flikr Users Against Microsoft

flickr-fuckers.jpgBILL Gates is finding out that money cannot buy you love. Microsoft are intersted in buying Yahoo!, and: 

As soon as the news hit the wires that Microsoft is proposing a $44.6 billion bid for Yahoo, Flickr users began posting anti-Microsoft images, satirical “Flickr Live” logos and announcing they will abandon Flickr if it falls into Microsoft hands, fearing such a move would mark the beginning of the end.

“Well then, I’m outta here!” announced one Flickr user who goes by the name Judland. While Microsoft has established its dominance on the desktop, its web properties lag behind those of Yahoo and others.

Source, Via

Posted: 4th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Canadian Currency T-Shirt, With Flag

canadian-currency-t-shirt-1.pngCANADIANS are.. not Americans.

And they are keen to show that they are not from the greatest country on Earth by sticking Maple Leaf flags on their clothes and knapsacks, and wearing T-shirts that celebrate their own, er, mighty dollar…

Posted: 4th, February 2008 | In: Money | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0