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Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.

I’m A Celebripty: Freddie Starr Turns Japanese On Coco Austin’s Bootiful Camel Toe

DAY 3 of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here does Saga Holidays and Freddie Starr has been rushed to a nearby hospital. The hamster-muncher has suffered a severe allergic reaction something – most possibly to Lorraine Chase’s vest …

Posted: 15th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


I’m A Celebrity: Jessica-Jane Clement Mistakes Mark Wright For An Roo’s Anus And Eats Him

JESSICA-Jane Clement is the I’m A Celebrity strumpet with the double barrels (not ‘arf!). News is that the 26-year-old mo-del has been told she can’t wear the engagement ring her 45-year-old lover, one Lee Stafford, gave her in case… Well, …

Posted: 14th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor Monday: Kitty Brucknell’s Dead Sexy In Wootton Bassett And Amelia Lily Dyes

IT’S X FACTOR Monday in the ITV’s show’s in-house tabloid – the Sun. The front-page headline tells us:

X factor chaos goes on – watt a shambles

This is the post-Frankie Cocozza X Factor, where everyone sings like …

Posted: 14th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Live Court TV Will Kill The Inflated News Anchor And Bring Back Capital Punishment

DID you watch the Conrad Murray v. Michael Jackson trial on Sky News? The channel broadcast the show for five hours a day . It was unremittingly tedious. Yet source say audiences were up a third on the channel’s …

Posted: 13th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sorority Girls: Picking Which One To Hate Most Is Tricky

SORORITY Girls is the Channel 4 shows featuring five big-toothed American girls setting up a sorority house – Sigma Gamma – in…Leeds. These cultural missionaries will create the UK’s first Sorority.
The fivesom with the plan to colonise the UK …

Posted: 13th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor: Louis Walsh Says Gary Barlow Lacks Credibility In Incredible Story

LOUIS Walsh, bobble-headed super-injunction negating, Hughie Green impersonator and cloth-eared peddler of novelty hits, is to leave the X Factor. First Simon Cowell left; then Kelly Rowland put on her sick voice and had the week off; now Walsh …

Posted: 13th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fatima Whitbread Impostor Shocker: I’m A Celebrity Hopeful Might Be Gary Davies

FATIMA Whitbread is in this season’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. But might it be that the Olympian is actually some other celeb? Has anyone see Gary Davis, aka 1980s DJ “Ooooh Gary Davies”..?

Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Let’s Watch Freddie Starr Cry On I’m A Celebrity! Full Line Up Revealed

SUNDAY sees the start of a whole new season of colon-chomping misery once again as I’m A Celebrity… GET ME OUT OF HERE! kicks off a new series, set to make a star, briefly, out of someone with a dreadfully …

Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor Rebel Frankie Cocozza Is Jedward’s Brother Who Can Score Drugs And Girls

FRANKIE Cocozza can’t sing and he can’t dance. He’s the X Factor novelty act; the son of Wagner; the would-be star who looks into the camera and says: “It could be you. Anyone can be a pop star. You …

Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Which ‘Golden Rule’ Did Frankie Cocozza Break To Get X Factor Chop?

YOU’LL probably know by now that Frankie Cocozza has been kicked off The X Factor. Who are you people going to hate on a Saturday night now? Yourselves?

A show source said to The Sun:

“Frankie is devastated

Posted: 8th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Frankie Cocozza To Join, Wagner, Chico And Jedward In This Is Spinal Crap X Factor Special

FRANKIE Cocozza, this year’s X Factor son-of -Wagner novelty act, is threatening to leave the show. The Sun says the supremely untalented singer is also being “probed” by Ofcom for yelling “Fu**ing have it!” after surviving another cull.

But Frankie …

Posted: 8th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Welcome To The Coolest Man In The World: Azo Is Here To Amaze

PEOPLE continuously try to make claims to be cool, indeed, some going as far as to say that they’re the coolest people in the whole world.

They’re ALL wrong apart from one man.

One man, we’ll call him The Coolest …

Posted: 7th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Future Of Gaming, According To Bid TV: The Zone 100 Kills Your XBox, Wii And Christmas

THE  Xbox is over, the Wii has had its day.

Bid TV bring you the future of gaming. The Zone 100 is 100 of the biggest arcade games, apparently.

What will you play first? Seek the Resources, Mr Onion, Plumber, …

Posted: 6th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


This Is How Michael Jackson Woke Up Every Day After Medication: Video

NATHAN is a teenage boy waking up after anaesthesia and an operation to fix the leg he broke in a high school football game. As one YouTube commentator puts it:

Posted: 6th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tristyn Yeater Meets Justin Bieber: Video

IN this video young Tristyn Yeater-Bieber (a career in porn beckons) meets an enthusiastic and cuddly Justin Bieber, allegedly:

Posted: 5th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor: Gary Barlow’s Peace Summit Makes Things Hundreds Of Per Cent Better

IT is the X Factor’s universally peddled story that Gary Barlow is the embodiment of trusty non-nonsense. He gets into character by moving his head slowly – think Spencer Tracy looking at the brim of his hat – and sitting …

Posted: 4th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Plays Radiohead’s Paranoid Android On Lettuce Leaf

IN this video a man plays Radioheads’ Paranoid Android with holes punched in lettuce leaves held together with tape. When the austerity cuts bite, this is how we will all listen to pop music:

Posted: 4th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Panda Bears Ham It Up For The Kids: Video

PANDA Bears are desperate to be noticed. In the 197os and 1980s, panda bears were the go-to bear for wildlife news. Then polar bears took over. But pandas are not taking in lying down. While polars terrorise, pandas entertain:

Posted: 3rd, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Global DC TV Presenter Barry Deley Wins Rich Lottery Drawn By Global DC Weatherman: Video

BARRY Deley is the winner of the BC Children’s Hospital Dream Lottery. He gets a country estate worth over $2.5 million mansion or $2million cash. You may know Barry Deley from his job as sports presenter on Global BC in …

Posted: 2nd, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor Persecution: Kitty Brucknell’s Secret Deal To Be Hated

DAY 32 of the X Factor campaign to make Kitty Brucknell a figure of controversy and hate. Following yesterday’s news that the singer’s voice has been manipulated for the telly, the Sun leads with news of a race row. The …

Posted: 1st, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Happy Halloween From The Human Badger

THE Most Haunted team have spotted something in the woods.

Don’t have nightmares!

Posted: 1st, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor Replaces Kitty Brucknell wIth Aunt Sally Robot:

THE X Factor is failing. Time, then, to press f9 and pile in on designated hate figure Kitty Brucknell. The Daily Mirror overlooks all other news to thunder from its front page:

“Shame that tune – Kitty’s voice altered in

Posted: 31st, October 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kelly Rowland’s X Factor Career Is Saved As The Clocks Go Back

THE major problem with the X Factor (the? – ed) is the need for off-screen drama. The People reports that Simon Cowell has given Destiny’s Child star Kelly Rowland 48 hours to return to the show or else her judging …

Posted: 30th, October 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor’s Jesy Nelson Is Weeping Role Model For The Occupy ITV Movement

DID you know that the X Factor’s Jesy Nelson is in “tears”? Well, she is. The Sun reports:

Net bullies leave X Factor’s Jesy in tears – Little Mix star weeps after cruel comments

Isn’t being abused and teary part …

Posted: 30th, October 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Christmas Gifts: The Worry Jar

PETER Simon, star of selly telly Bid TV, follows his nasal thought bubble and talcum powder sensation introduces the ultimate Chrtsimas gift: the worry jar. When all your worries are gone, you can use it for jam..

Posted: 30th, October 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0