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Man destroys entire booze section (video)

WHEN you cock-up at work, with some sly behaviour, you can get away with murder. However, if you work in a supermarket, surrounded by CCTV, it isn’t so easy.

Especially when … (read more)

Posted: 14th, October 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment

Someone buys Breaking Bad underpants for nearly $10k (NOT FOR CHARITY)

BREAKING BAD is a show that divides everyone straight down the middle. You’ve got people who haven’t seen it and you’ve got people who love it, constantly tweet about it … (read more)

Posted: 11th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer, TV & Radio | Comment

Want to listen to weird 999 calls? Why didn’t you say so?

999 is not a number to be trifled with. If you use the number to horse around, chances are, EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE THEY CAN’T GET THROUGH.

Possibly.

Either way, … (read more)

Posted: 11th, October 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Julian Assange nearly makes Benedict Cumberbatch quit film, says leaked email

NOT a man known for attracting attention to himself, Julian Assange apparently refused to meet Benedict Cumberbatch while he was preparing to play the WikiLeaks founder for a film… and amusingly, … (read more)

Posted: 10th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Film | Comment

Sexy Two Air Hostesses in Uniform: BA investigates this unerotic staff video

A VIDEO has appear online starring two women in British Airways uniforms. Weirdly, while clothed, they decide to have a shower. That’s right. A shower with your clothes on.

Of course, … (read more)

Posted: 10th, October 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Spurs and Newcastle United legend Gazza joins Twitter and everyone prays it won’t be a car wreck

Finally on Twitter will keep everyone up to date… Looking forward to getting to know you guys and showing you the real Gazza !!

— Paul Gascoigne (@gazzaofficial) October 8, 2013
EVERYONE … (read more)

Posted: 9th, October 2013 | In: Sports | Comment

Kevin Pietersen wins libel damages against Specsavers after they implied he was a cheat

ENGLAND batsman and general talented poser, Kevin Pietersen, has accepted a large but undisclosed amount of money for libel damages after a Specsavers advert implied he may have tampered with … (read more)

Posted: 8th, October 2013 | In: Reviews, Sports | Comment

Are you a lady driver? Careful of your ovaries in Saudi Arabia

WOMEN drivers come in for a lot of flack, mainly because they accidentally inspired that awful Sheila’s Wheels advert. However, someone more deserving of the mockery is Saudi cleric, Sheikh Saleh … (read more)

Posted: 8th, October 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Morrissey loves This Charming Charlie: Peanuts does The Smiths

MORRISSEY may hate meat, but he doesn’t hate Peanuts. The professional pathos peddler has come out in support of Tumblr, ThisCharmingCharlie, saying that he’s “delighted and flattered” by reworkings of the Snoopy-starring … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment

Lostprophets announce split as singer faces grim sex charges

IN a move that should be met with “No shit!” and “Urgh, what to do?”, Lostprophets have announced that they’re splitting up in the face of frontman Ian Watkins imminent trial for … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2013 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment (1)

Motorists nicked for brushing teeth and browsing the internet while driving in Hampshire

LORRY drivers get a hard time don’t they? People unfairly chide them, when they’re just trying to do their job, like those nice men on Convoy or Smokey and the … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

People with money to burn can ruin Frankie Cocozza’s body

YOU remember Frankie Cocozza don’t you? He was the chap who appeared on the X Factor looking like a knuckle peering out of a grizzly bear’s arse, who had perhaps THE … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, October 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Third Bridget Jones novel to have monumental character death

REMEMBER Bridget Jones and her big knickers, kissing and vague alcoholism? Well, she’s due a new book called ‘Mad About The Boy’ which will look at the now 51 year-old Bridget, … (read more)

Posted: 1st, October 2013 | In: Books | Comment

Baby gives birth to its own twin (video)

WANNA puke? Well, doctors in China discovered a two-year-old boy who was carrying an undeveloped foetus inside his stomach. Yes, really.

Xiao Feng had to undergo an operation to ‘give birth’ … (read more)

Posted: 1st, October 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Mothers are all swear-filled monsters: kids repeat the most horrible things (video)

MOTHERS are such paragons of virtue aren’t they? They say things like: “Well, if you were a mother yourself, you’d understand.” They all say a shitload of swear words, echoing … (read more)

Posted: 27th, September 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Was the World Cup in Qatar 2022 the worst idea ever?

FOR years, the World Cup was just a really cool event everyone looked forward to. Venues switched between countries famed for football and those that loved the sport, but weren’t … (read more)

Posted: 27th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment

Katie Holmes: Quite mental without Tom Cruise

 

EVERYONE worried about Katie Holmes when she was married to Tom Cruise. Everyone assumed that she had been kidnapped by Scientology and that she was going to be all weird, like … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Top 10 weird reasons that couples break-up

PEOPLE break up for stupid reasons. Seen So, I Married An Axe Murderer? Someone got dumped in that because they ‘smelled of soup’.

Well, Fickletattoos.com has done a survey to find … (read more)

Posted: 25th, September 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Deathwise child rides plastic tricycle down busy motorway

DRIVERS will know that, when you’re behind the wheel, you have to stay alert. Cats run into the road, cyclists weave in-and-out of traffic and weird accidents can happen.

However, in … (read more)

Posted: 25th, September 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Pig gets drunk on 18 beers and ends up in a fight with cow

WE’VE all been there. We’ve had a bit too much to drink and ended up getting into a bit of bother as our brains stop talking to our bodies, but … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Sex Box: Channel 4 to broadcast people silently shagging in a plastic box

CHANNEL 4 are going to show a programme that will feature couples having sex in a sound-proofed box in a TV studio with audience, which isn’t sinister version of The Cube … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Pepsi drop massive clanger thanks to dreadful choice of ‘RAPE’ typeface

PEPSI and Coca Cola are always at war, and Coke must be laughing their asses off this week as their blue-canned pals made a horrendous error with one of their … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: The Consumer | Comment

Rylan Clark bites back at critics of his weird teeth

JUST as a lack of teeth really defines a pensioner’s face, so do brand new, bright blue Hollywood veneers, as sported by half of the people you’ll ever see on … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The Top 10 masked bands of all time (volume 1)

SINCE time immemorial singers have coloured their faces or hidden behind masks. The masks enable the singers to be freer, take on news personas and cut loose. We’ve flicked through … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, September 2013 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment (1)

EDL go after Tulisa Contostavlos

THE EDL are, clearly, upset about lots of things and you wouldn’t want them turning up outside your house unannounced (people have a hard enough time when they turn out … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, September 2013 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment

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