Posts Tagged ‘Lily Allen’
X Factor: Joe McElderry Hits Lucie Jones, Lily Allen And John & Edward’s Soiled Suits
X FACTOR round-Up: Joe McElderry hits Lucie Jones, Lily Allen sings, Strictly Come Dancing flails, John & Edward soil their clothes and evil Lisa Hayden-Johnson…
Metro: “X-Factor Lucie Jones left in tears after ‘bust up’”
X-Factor beauty Lucie Jones was left in ‘agony’ after she was struck in the face by a tambourine by show rival Joe McElderry back stage.
Can McElderry copy Danyl Johnson’s Stacey Solomon shtick and help Lucie Jones connect with her tears?
The Welsh beauty cried out in pain after the 18-year-old misfired throwing the instrument in the air, striking the stunner direct in the face…
But injured Lucie was left stunned, wondering whether her nose had been broken after she reportedly crying out: ‘Ouch! What the hell did you do that for? It really hurt.’
It’s the X-Ray Factor. But did she cry? If you’re going be the new Cheryl Cole, you’ve got to cry:
The injury was an extra blow for Jones, 18, who was left in floods of tears on Saturday night’s show after her big band performance failed to win over Simon Cowell.
Hold the tambourine, literally. Lucie Jones is already crying.
Mirror: “AXess all areas”
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Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Closer: Lindsay Lohan’s Suicide, Katie Price’s Crying Kids And Cheryl Cole
IN this week’s Closer magazine: Lindsay Lohan’s suicide, Victoria Beckham is 700, Myleene Klass is proud of Charlotte Church, speaking for Cheryl Cole and fears for Katie Price and Peter Andre’s kids…
* THE death of Lindsay Lohan is proving to be a popular story. Following news that Lohan will die in 2010 – and your glimpse into her future – Closer magazine explains the method of her demise:
“SUICIDE FEARS FOR LINDSAY.”
“Friends say the star – who looked miserable and dishevelled in Paris recently – is living on a diet of pills, vodka and cigarettes.”
That would seem to be unlikely. But Closer has no time to investigate and beneath a picture of Lohan smoking a ciggie, tells us:
“She’s been wearing loads of bracelets too, which friends fear are covering up wounds from cutting herself.”
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Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: Key Posts | Comment (1)
Lily Allen’s Bum Wins Best Magazine Cover Of The Year Award
ANORAK was at the Maggies awards to see Lily Allen’s arse–to-camera win the title of best magazine cover for Q magazine, which also won the celebrity and entertainment category.
There is no stopping the power of Lily Allen’s arse. It walks. It talks. It shrinks.
One day Lily’s arse will go it alone and bring on a pop war not seen since Dolly Parton’s breast left to form The Carpenters.
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Posted: 13th, October 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (8)
Karl Lagerfeld Hates The Curvy Lily Allen
LILY Allen just loves Karl Lagerfeld and Chanel. Lily loves it so much that she tells Grazia magazine:
“If someone had told me I’d be the face of Chanel when I was older, I’d have dropped down stone dead.”
…Like a feather, attached to a fat bird. Because here’s Karl Lagerfeld to tell us, and readers of Focus magazine:
“No one wants to see curvy women. You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams and illusions.”
Fat is about being happy and jolly. Well, it used to be. Now fat is about being depressed and prodded by skinny old men dressed as Williams II’s foot stool.
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Posted: 13th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lily Allen’s Chanel Barn Dance In Pictures
FRONT-page news in the Independent is Lily Allen’s performance at Karl Lagerfeld’s Chanel fashion show in Paris.
Lily has risen from the floor of a stage barn scene to sing a song about her rubbish lover. Perhaps a farm is the perfect place for an Allen encore? And, yes, this is the same Lily Allen that the Mirror reported had retired from music:
Guests filing into the Grand Palais were greeted by hop sacks, garlands of flowers and a giant haystack. A huge Chanel-branded barn sat centre-stage. Cock-a-doodle-doo squawked the soundtrack, and then the bucolic festivities began…
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Posted: 7th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Kofi Annan’s ‘Beds Are Burning’ Burns CDs
KOFI Annan’s ‘Beds Are Burning’ Global Musical Petition will “demand climate justice” every time you download the Bed’s Are Burning track on the clockwork internet from itunes and all other wind-powered eco-websites.
It’s the “Tck Tck Tck: Time for Climate Justice’ campaign”.
“This campaign will help secure a better future for our planet and upcoming generations. The time has come.”
Make the justice being or the music goes on and on and on. Burn your CDs….now!
The song has been supported by over 60 international music stars and celebrities including Duran Duran, Mark Ronson, Jamie Cullum, Melanie Laurent, Marion Cotillard, Milla Jovovich, Fergie, Lily Allen, Manu Katche, Bob Geldof, Youssou N’Dour, Yannick Noah and many more.
Catch any one of them when they fly into your eco-zone…
Lily Allen Took A Poo For An Encore
LILY Allen anecdote of the day, via Q magazine:
“The worst [thing to happen while on tour] was being on stage in Seattle two years ago and I came down with diarrhoea but I still went on.”
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Posted: 28th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
How Lily Allen Blew The Music Industry
MOST overblown tabloid tale of the day is in the Times, where Patrick Foster and Dan Sabbagh lend their names to the Lily Allen-inspired headline:
Blow for music industry as Lily Allen says Peter Mandelson’s plans too draconian
This would be the same gilded Lily Allen who yesterday “passed the baton” and would no longer deliver her confused and hypocritical comments on music piracy?
We’re less certain as we read:
The industry has been stricken by infighting since Lord Mandelson, the Business Secretary, proposed that the connections of those who consistently flouted the law should be suspended temporarily. Supporters of the plans, which at one stage included Allen, became involved in public arguments with the Featured Artists Coalition, which includes the musician Billy Bragg and members of Radiohead and Pink Floyd.
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Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Lily Allen’s Traditional Copyright Infringement
WHEN Lily Allen said piracy was made for music, that in broadcasting music to the masses in a free and easy way new acts will find it harder to reach an audience, we wondered if anyone wanted to hear any more of Lily’s brain working.
Lily Allen knew that we did and set up her own blog on the subject, inviting other musicians to contribute.
Lily’s position is:
Music piracy is having a dangerous effect on British music, but some rich and successful artists such as Nick Mason, of Pink Floyd, and Ed O’Brien, of Radiohead, don’t think so. Last week, they told The Times that file sharing is fine. It probably is for them. They do sell-out arena tours and have the biggest Ferrari collections in the world. For new talent, though, file sharing is a disaster — it makes it harder and harder for new acts to emerge.
Michael Masnick on Techdirt investigated:
When Lily was first trying to get attention, she created a couple of mixtapes with a ton of songs from other artists… available as MP3 downloads, and mixing in her own tracks… According to the tracklisting of the second mixtape, it included 19 tracks by artists other than Lily Allen. Both mixtapes (mixtape 1 and mixtape 2) are available directly off of Lily’s website, LilyAllenMusic.com, which has a copyright notice at the bottom from EMI.
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Lily Allen Blasts File Sharing And Radiohead
LILY Allen writes for The Times, delivering “my message for big stars who back piracy – ‘It’s all right for established musicians, but file sharing will strangle new talent’.”
Music piracy is having a dangerous effect on British music, but some rich and successful artists such as Nick Mason, of Pink Floyd, and Ed O’Brien, of Radiohead, don’t think so. Last week, they told The Times that file sharing is fine. It probably is for them. They do sell-out arena tours and have the biggest Ferrari collections in the world. For new talent, though, file sharing is a disaster — it makes it harder and harder for new acts to emerge.
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Posted: 16th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Lily Allen Records Ashes Tribute To Heath Ledger
TO help tabloid reading footy fans make sense of the Ashes, the Sun looks at Lily Allen’s scorecard as “she spent the day rating the England cricket team ‘shag’ or ‘snog’” on the programme.
“Lily was marking her favourites on the programme and rubbing her fella’s face in it. She likes Freddie the best so she scribbled shag next to his picture and snog next to Steve’s.”
The South London Oval is not North London’s Lord’s, where Keith Bradshaw, the secretary of the MCC, opined:
“We have to brand the home of cricket carefully. We do not want to cheapen it.”
At the Oval you can expect Lily Allen themed score cards: fours as Phwoars, the boundary always just out of reach but never crossed. Forget the raised finger for being out – it’s two fingers at The Lily Allen Oval. And potential members have to be seconded by at least two celebrity family members or they’re out.
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Posted: 22nd, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Lily Allen Shows Earth Hour Ed Miliband Her Underwear
EARTH Hour meant Big Ben and the Houses of Paliament had to be plunged into the Dark Ages.
“Earth Hour is shaping up to be an impressive symbolic response to our planet in peril,” said the climate change secretary, Ed Miliband, who is supporting the event. “Popular pressure like this will leave little doubt around the negotiating table in Copenhagen this December that a meaningful global carbon deal must be delivered. Making us all more aware of the energy we use is a critical first step in making lasting changes to our lifestyles.”
Right on, Ed.
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Mark Ronson Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
WHAT hold has Peta over celebrity ville that it can seduce so many- the latest is Mark Ronson – to its cause as a spokesperson for dumb animals?
Here’s Mark Ronson telling dog owners, “You wouldn’t wear your dog, please don’t wear any fur.”
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Posted: 7th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Lily Allen slags off footballers’ wives
LILY Allen really let rip during an interview with obscure French football magazine SoFoot…
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Posted: 7th, May 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
Lily Allen’s Finnish Fur Peta Hat
LILY Allen, the non-celebrity celebrity singer is pictured with her celebrity dad at Cravan Cottage, where Fulham are being taken apart, stuffed and mounted by Manchester United.
The Daily Mail says:
The 23-year-old, who says she’s been seriously hit by the credit crunch, seems determined to get as many wears out of the ‘viciously expensive’ Finnish fox fur accessory as possible.
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Posted: 8th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Lily Allen’s New Shh Rihanna Tattoo And Mobile Library
LILY Allen has a tattoo on her finger. She is now a walking text message.
Allen’s self-labelling is good for her image, and her marketing. And is a hobby that should be encouraged by Gordon Brown, who can excuse his Government’s quotidian comment on a celebrity by saying how the sight of a young woman encouraging reading is both a fine and a noble thing.
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Posted: 20th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Naked Lily Allen Engages Perez Hilton PR
LILY Allen and celebrity blogger and wannabe celebrity Perez Hilton are engaged in a spot of online PR.
The shtick is simple: one party bad mouths the other. The target responds. The PR conducts all.
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Posted: 18th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lily Allen: Makes Simon Cowell A Proposition He Can Refuse
LILY Allen watch: Lily propositions Simon Cowell, by accident. D’oh!
Says Lily:
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Posted: 6th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Lily Allen Watch: Gwyneth Paltrow And Me
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity. Today, Gwyneth Paltrow considers Ms Allen…
Gushing Gwyneth Paltrow is in conversation with Elle magazine, and discussing matters Lily Allen.
Paltrow has appeared in Sylvia and Proof, two films on which a certain Allison Owen worked. Allison is Lily’s mother. Blame her.
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Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lily Allen Snowballs: How They Stare At The British Britney Spears
LILY Allen Watch: Lilly is over exposed, like Britney Spears. Says Lily Allen on GMTV.
“I don’t need publicity. It’s difficult as you want people to appreciate you for your music.”
So says Lily Allen, knicker flasher on GMTV (Glastonbury Music TV).
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Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Lily Allen Is Violet Elizabeth Bott’s Britney Spears
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity. Today, Lily wears a pair of blue knickers on stage and pretends she’s Britney Spears.
Lily Allen is the multi-faceted star of her age, the epitome of celebrity. In today’s instalment of Lily Allen Watch, Lily is “Leggy Allen” on the Sun’s front page and “Frilly Allen” on the cover of the Daily Star.
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Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (16)
Lily Allen Watch: In The Bed Of The Beast The One-Eyed Man Is King
IN today’s Lily Allen Watch, the UK’s foremost jobbing celebrity will spice up a slow news day by telling Sun readers:
“My lovers are terrified of me.”
Why’s that then, Lily?
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Posted: 29th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lily Allen Watch: Spin On That
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity -Lily’s Spin
Lily Allen has achived her career apogee and is appearing on the front cover of a maazine called… Spin.
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Posted: 25th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Lily Allen Watch: Shut Your Fake Holes
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity and one woaman content warehosue – Lily kisses girls,marries well and hears form daddy
“I’m really hard to get with guys. I’m very old-fashioned and I’ll make them have, like, a million dates before they get a kiss”
Shut Up, Lily Allen, says Daddy Allen
He said,”I don’t mind to say this, because I’ve told her already. She needs to know when to shut up.”
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Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lily Allen Watch: Lily’s Drunken Beach And Links
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity – Lily’s Drunken Beeeeech
“I bought a beach! It’s in Jamaica, I’m not gonna tell you the road. I’m happy I bought the beach, best drunken buy ever!”
Beeeeeeech.
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Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
