TV & Radio Category
Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.
Tricks with fat people – the vanishing pencil
YOU’LL miss the fat people when they’ve all be culled with the smokers or made thin. Here’s what only fat people can do – the vanishing pencil:
Posted: 2nd, March 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Robot Quadrotors perform James Bond theme
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Posted: 1st, March 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Westlife. All is forgiven
THERE hasn’t been much bad TV out of me lately. Reason being, I’m just back from a trip to Japan.
Luckily, a late night flick around the channels granted me this clip which I carefully transported home with me on my flipcam.
Precious cargo indeed.
I don’t know how I got it through customs to be honest. I thought we were on high alert?
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Posted: 28th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
TV caption of the day – the toilet cracks
TV Caption of the Day – the woman heard “crack when she sat on toilet”…
Previously:
Posted: 27th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Dancing On Ice: Celebrity Cull as Jorgie Porter cuts dance partner Matt Evers’ face
MORE blood on the Dancing On Ice Celebrity Cull as Jorgie Porter cuts into dance partner Matt Evers’ face.
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Posted: 26th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Japanese infomercial of the day
JAPANESE infomercial of the day:
Posted: 25th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
A video of a dog playing pool
THIS is a video of a dog playing pool:
Posted: 24th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Woman gets head caught in Tesco trolley – video
MUCH furore over Tesco using cheap labour in its stores. But things are about to get worse for the supermarket chain. In this video smuggled out of a Tesco store in Sligo, Ireland, Mess Ewing is filmed with her head stuck in a trolley. There is no escape from Tesco. Or is there? (Language is NSFW.)
Posted: 24th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (5)
The electrocuted monkey makes a recovery – video
TO Suriname, to see the capuchin monkey recovering after electrocuting itself on a power transformer…
Posted: 23rd, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Cassetteboy Versus the BBC News
CASSETTEBOY Versus the BBC News:
Posted: 22nd, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Whitney Houston is dead Channel 5: ‘She looks better in a body bag’
WHITNEY Houston is dead and Channel follows a trailer for a corpse-still-warm ghoulish show about the singer’s demons with an indent featuring a puppet saying”She looks better in a body bag”…
Touchings stuff from Five, the stablemate to OK!, the organ that which gave us the greatest Whitney tribute ever….
Posted: 22nd, February 2012 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (2)
A slinky on a treadmill (video)
IT’S Monday. As you slink back to work, here’s a slinky on a treadmill:
Posted: 20th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
BBC weather fail – Alex Deakin’s bucket loads of ****
BBC weather fail – bucket loads of what, Alex Deakin? It’s raining otters’ pockets…
Posted: 19th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Toddlers & Tiaras mums get pageant princess makeovers
THANKS to Anderson Cooper we get to see TLC’s Toddlers and Tiaras’ mothers given makeovers to match their daughters looks. The shoot stars that aide to contraception Honey Boo-Boo Chile and mummy June. Had they only had the foresight, the Nazis could have used show like Toddlers & Tiaras to dehumanise an entire section of the population.
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Posted: 17th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)
Miniature horse disguised as lion performs tricks for human monkey (video)
TO the Verden Private Stallion show 6th of Feb, where Luma, the miniature horse is dressed like lion and behaving like a dog. Luma is supported buy his trainer Mélie Philippot, a white-faced Saki monkey dressed as a Roman hairdresser…
Posted: 15th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
John Lennon’s Imagine triggers Armageddon in Moscow
TO Moscow, where John Lennon’s song Imagine plays on the radio as an electrical substation explodes at the end of Vitebsk Avenue. If Imagine the song of human apocalypse? Not Agadoo? Or Lionel Richie’s Hello? What is the sound lost causes…trad jazz?
YouTube link. Alternative view.
Posted: 8th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Kardashians open circus – video
FROM North Korea, a video is doing the rounds. It purports to feature the Kardashian family in their first public engagement. After depilation and waxing, the Kardashian girls were sent to America to begin their work undoing of US society…
Posted: 8th, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
The Funniest TV Captions ever – sex with cotton chicken balls
THE BEST TV captions is a gallery of words that defy explanation. Written by TV researcher to succinctly explain the confessional show’s victim, they are cultural artifacts. Each is funny. Some are hilarious:
Posted: 3rd, February 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
A sleeping dormouse snores – video challenge
CAN snoring be cute and adorable? That question to you, sleeping dormouse:
Posted: 31st, January 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Irish Horse trainer celebrates horse win with another kind of ride
TO Leopardstown Ireland, where horse trainer Peter Casey is thrilled with his win. He tells RTE’s Tracey Piggott that win a pre-cursor to another kind of ride…”and everything”. Have Runway Boy readied and brought round to the chambers…
Language is NSFW:
Posted: 30th, January 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Alternative Olympic Sports: the stairwell dive
ALTERNATIVE Olympics Sports features the no-stairs stairwell dive. The Polish athlete approaches the bar:
Posted: 28th, January 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
In photos – Denise Welsh beats off Frankie Cocozza to win Celebrity Big Brother
CELEBRITY Big Brother has been won by embarrassing, self-pitying mum Denise Welch, who beat off the challenge of bewilderingly untalented X Factor renegade Frankie Cocozza, likeable Welsh rugby player Gareth Thomas, a thong (?) of good looking women with only two settings – dull and disagreeable – Reservoir Dogs 2’s Michael Madsen, a desperate Natalie Cassidy and someone who isn’t Mark Wright from The Only Way Is Essex. All in all it was lots of telly with some terrific highlights that made us wonder why Channel 4 ever ditched it. Chuck in a bigger budget and the Big Brother could go on for ever….
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Posted: 27th, January 2012 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (7)
Beer truck loses load in Colombia (video)
TO Colombia, where the Cerveza Aguila family picnic fun day has hit a snag. The routine in Colombia is to make the beer then make the roads. This may be a mistake…
Posted: 26th, January 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
National Television Awards 2012 – all the winners and photos
THE National Television Awards are presented by – literally – Dermot O’Leary a man so on-message he comes with an SMS display inserted behind his eyeballs. The NTAs are the populist awards voted by the real people (that may or may not be you) who prefer the Daily Mirror to the Guardian, Benidorm to the Dordoyne and think Jeremy Clarkson really should be the Prime Minister. Reality TV and soaps are the stars. Spotting the difference may be the most hollow debate since heated discussion about whether Rebecca Loos was posher than Victoria Beckham. The other debate is Carol Vorderman’s eye. Do the breasts let you see it?
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Posted: 25th, January 2012 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment
Celebrity Big Brother: Natalie Cassidy and Michael Madsen star in Reservoir Dogs 2
CELEBRITY Big Brother highlight of the night: Natalie Cassidy sucks up to Michael Madsen,the actor whose career walked out the Reservoir Dogs premiere and slipped on a banana skin, (Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home), skidded on a turd (Species 2), fell belly first off a high diving board (Kill Bill: Vol 2) and landed face first in a custard pie (Piranhaconda, which, like Reservoir Dogs, has yet to have a sequel). Says Cassidy:
“I’d like to do a gritty drama with you, Michael. You’ve not seen my body of work.”
A body of wok that includes: EastEnders, followed by (sliiiiiiip!) Celebrity Driving School, Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, Natalie Cassidy’s Diet Secrets (Shhh!), Celebrity Mastermind and Strictly Come Dancing.
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Posted: 25th, January 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (8)
