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Selfridge’s Paloma Faith, Florence & The Machine And Dizzee Rascal In Sounds Of The Mind

ANORAK’s favourite Chromatron Paloma Faith is sat in the window of London’s Selfridge’s department store. She’s in Dorothy’s stripper heels, Jimmy Savile’s hoisted up tracky bums and Mini Mouse’s muffs. It’s a look that can only catch on. Also there … READ ON

Posted: 10th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Harrods Under Al Fayed – Pussy Cat Dolls, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bra And Stuffed Bears

HARROD’S has been sold by Mohamed al Fayed for £1.5bn to a buyer understood to be the Qatari royal family. Will the shrine to Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed remain in the store? Will Al Fayed now also sell Fulham … READ ON

Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Most Sexually Suggestive Foods: An Updated Gallery

LET’S skip dinner and get right down to it. We can spend the tip on snacks. Anorak presents an updated gallery of the world’s most sexually suggestive foods and beverages – and some that are plain disgusting:

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Posted: 4th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Fart-Eating Blanket For A Better Marriage And Brilliant Testimonials

GET the Fart-Eating Blanket for a Better Marriage.

The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in Military Chemical Suits.

Testimonials:

“Its warm and it works!”
Nate and Kristina, NY

“I have

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Posted: 1st, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Muslims, Far Right, And Our England Today Unite To Boycott Kentucky Fried Chicken

MORE on the goings on at Lancashire’s Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets. Muslim group Lancashire Council of Mosques, the English Defence League and Our England Today all unite to gang up on KFC. This is progress. This is hamony.

“KFC

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Posted: 30th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Inside Shanghai’s Obama Night Club: No Id Needed

THE new Obama club has opened in China and it is terrific. It’s the Obama-themed venue of choice. No proof of Id is needed, you can smoke in secret and sit around looking good. Would the Chinse launch mnroe politically … READ ON

Posted: 29th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Dannii Minogue’s Project D Fashion Range

DANNII Minogue, the X Factor judge, unveiled her new fashion line Selfridges store in central London. It’s a clothing range called Project D. It was hard to see past Dani’s bulging tummy. We guessed that was the first clothing range … READ ON

Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Blackburn’s Anti-Halal Kentucky Fried Chicken Demo: Everyone Battered

BREAKING news in the KFC halal demo – No arrests at anti-halal demo at Blackburn KFC.

“According to police, the protest was organised by the English Defence League, although a similar event at a KFC in Preston was attributed to

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Posted: 27th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Delay Premature Ejaculation For Three Hours

PRILIGY is the pill to stop premature ejaculation. Just insert the pill into the end of your…

No. the Priligy 30mg tablet is delaying device. It’s £76 for a pack of three. The Sun, which publishes this fact as … READ ON

Posted: 26th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ads: Areath Franklin And Liza Minnelli Diva The Snickers

ADVERT of the Week award goes to Snickers for this Diva creation featuring Aretha Franklin and Liza Minnelli. Look out for Amy Winehouse in a Flake advert…

Spotter

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Posted: 24th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Marmite Sues BNP And Hitler’s Tizer

WHAT do you have more: the BNP or Marmite? Not white Marmite – black marmite? A jar of Marmite appears in the top left-hand corner of a video broadcast on the BNP’s website. Says Marmite:

”It has been brought to

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Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield Endorses Your Bum Crack

INTRODUCING the “Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield”, a sticker that prevents your bum crack from being visible over the top of your jeans. Now your arse crack can be endorsed. Fashionistas will love the sticker that costs just 11 … READ ON

Posted: 20th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comments (5) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Coca Cola Brings You The Taste Of Karl Lagerfeld

THANKS to Coca-Cola Light, we now have answer to the perennial question: “What does Karl Lagerfeld taste of?”

To our minds, the Chanel designer looked like he tastes of essence of cloves over a base notes of wet rubber sheeting. … READ ON

Posted: 19th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Grace Kelly: Style Icon Exhibition Arrives In London’s V&A

JOAN Collins was the star turn at the Victoria & Albert Museum in central London, for a private viewing of ‘Grace Kelly: Style Icon‘, an exhibition about the life of Princess Grace of Monaco. Also there was walking READ ON

Posted: 16th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Walkers World Cup Crisps Skip The Pudding

WALKERS has a new range of flavours out in time for the World Cup. It’s a national dish explosion. No Scotland, which means no roast Mars Bar and lard flavour; and no Zimbabwe either, depriving crisp adventurers of the taste … READ ON

Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


For Sale: Marilyn Monroe’s Chest X-Ray

TO Julien’s Auctions in Las Vegas to bid for Marilyn Monroe’s chest X-Ray from 1954.

Also for sale, Monroe’s vat of Channel #5, and her therapist’s chair.

Spotter: Animal NY

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Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Miranda Kerr Undoes The Peado Bikini

MIRANDA Kerr shows you that you don’t need the Paedo Bikini to look younger. Miranda Kerr is wearing a bikini for Ayyildiz Swimwear. So great is the bikini that in open still Miranda looks keen to escape it. She undoes … READ ON

Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Fashion, Key Posts | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lisa Murphy’s Tactile Minds Is Porn Guess Who: Pictures

HAVING thumbed our braille copy of Playboy, and enjoyed many games of Porn Guess Who (TM), and Blind Man’s Muff, we now deliver a copy of Lisa Murphy’s Tactile Minds. The book for the blind has images of … READ ON

Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


With Primark’s Peado Bikini You Can Look Years Younger

WHO wants a “PAEDO BIKINI”? With the Paedo Bikini you will look so young that paedophiles will swarm around you on the beach like Italian wasps around a juicy pear. Nothing makes you feel young and fancied like … READ ON

Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Faces On Your Cafe Latte: A Gallery

ANORAK presents the faces of your morning café latte. The latte is the upside-down greasy spoon cup of tea. In the old days before the coffee invasion, you needed to finish the drink before discovering a face or a picture … READ ON

Posted: 12th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Proof That Kim Jong-il Is A Fashion Leader

KIM Jong-Il is a fashion leader. North Korea’s Gary Glitter prototype is a leader of fashions. AFP reports:

The trademark suit sported by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il is now in fashion worldwide thanks to his greatness, Pyongyang’s official

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Posted: 9th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


World’s Worst Restaurant Signs

ANORAK’S consumer spotter brings you a collection of the world’s least appealing restaurant signs. Some are lost in translation, especially where the shrimp is shagging the lettuce. Enjoy…

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Posted: 9th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Lindsay Lohan For 6126 (Knock And Wait)

LINDSAY Lohan will not do porn. Lindsay Lohan does art and leggings. If there were a magazine called Tits And Leggings, granted, Lindsay would be a shoot-in for the masthead. But there isn’t. Yet. And this means that … READ ON

Posted: 8th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Selena Gomez For Asda

SELENA Gomez was at the launch of Disney Channel’s ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’ George at Asda fashion range, at One Marylebone in central London. We saw the new teen sensation in her black top and spangly skirt. Also there: Sol … READ ON

Posted: 7th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Arsenal’s Sol Campbell Naked For Give Up Clothes For Good

THE Give Up Clothes for Good campaign enables us to publish pictures of Sol Campbell naked giving a cheeky look over his shoulder and cupping his breasts. Look out for Sol on Page 3. Also naked shots of Bruno Tonioli, … READ ON

Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comments (6) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0