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Google Street Maps: The A-Z Of Stalking

GOOGLE STreeet Map has been live for only a few days, and people are already getting twitchy.
Ms. Kalin-Casey, who manages an apartment building here with her husband, John Casey, was … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Hustler Offers $1million For Anyone Who’s Had Sex With Hillary Clinton

“Have you had a sexual encounter with a current member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking government official?”

So runs the advert in the Washington Post. Larry Flynt’s pornographic … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Putin Says Russia Will Target Europe

THE Russians are planning to blow up the Belgians and large parts of San Marino:
“If the American nuclear potential grows in European territory, we have to give ourselves new … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Paris Hilton: The Inmates Are Restless

WHAT Paris Hilton can expect in jail:
LYNWOOD, Calif. (AP) – 0601xpariscellmate Many women at the Los Angeles County jail where Paris Hilton is expected to arrive any day are already … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Ahmadinejad’s Button To Destoy Isreal

SHORT-man stydrom sufferer Mahmour Ahmadinjad of Iran says the countdown to the destruction of Israel has begun.
TEHRAN (Reuters) – Iran’s president said on Sunday the Lebanese and the Palestinians had … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Big Brother’s Logo Chanelle: Will She..?

Spare Ziggy has been set the task of speed dating each housemate with a meal. And the burning question: if Chanelle is Victoria Beckham, will she eat? And will she … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Parr For The Course: Big Brother’s Cocaine Shock

ON Emily Parr in the People:
POSH Big Brother blonde Emily Parr gets her kicks from cocaine and kinky lesbian sessions, The People can reveal.

Pretty Emily, 19, looks every inch the … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Madeleine McCann’s Parents: How Do You Feel?

MADELEINE McCann is missing. And the News of the World is watching the parents.

Gerry and Kate McCann are back in Portugal.

“There are a number of scenarios and it’s safe to … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (140)

Big Brother’s Pinky & Perky Sing On Video

SAM and Amanda Marchant can sing. They can dance. They can walk in a straight-ish line…

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Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Arse About Face: Big Brother Amanda and Sam Marchant’s Foursome

BIG Brother’s Pinky & Perky, Amanda and Sam Marchant, are the subject of much polemic in the News of the World.We join the action after “a night of booze”. Lee … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (44)

Jade Goody Is A Bully – No, Really

Nasty Nick Bateman is in conversation:

After the Big Brother racism row during the last Celebrity BB, do you believe Jade Goody deserved the criticism she received?

“I do. She has been … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Emily Parr Is Harry Potter’s Big Brother

EMILY Parr is an aspiring actress. And according to her bio under “Additional Skills” she is:

“Actor, Talented Dancer, Good Mimic, chrous Singer, Fluent Spanish speaker, Good Public Speaker, Drawing, Painting, … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Logo Chanelle Wants Big Brother Tat

CHANELLE told us: “I try to get at least two comments a day about how much I look like Victoria.”

That’s Victoria Beckham. Chanelle is a fan of Her Poshness. No, … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Sweet Carole Vincent: Big Brother’s All Talker

“I DON’T know what you’re talking about,” says Carole to Charley. “Don’t care. Couldn’t give a s***. I’m not getting into no arguments. It’s all f****** rubbish.”

This is Carole who … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Zac Lichman Ah: Big Brother’s Harem-Scare-um

“ZIGGY’S HAREM,” screams the Star’s front page. “Big Bro hunk can have ‘em all.”
Harem Scare-um, indeed.

Can it be that Ziggy’s dating – that has taken in reality TV stars Suzanne … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Big Brother’s Women Institute Masterclass

LESLIE might have put the “man” in the WI, but she’s here to help.

She’s got her knickers in her hand and is eyeing the mangle like she means it.

Says Leslie: … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The Boycott Of Israeli Academia And Acts Of British Anti-Semitic Idiocy

EU Refendum loosk at the idiocy of they who single Israel out for speuical treatment:

THERE is so much in the news about which I can use that phrase that I … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

The 9/11 Commission On Captives, Camp X-Ray And Torture

QUOTE: The “cool, carefully considered, methodical, prolonged and repeated subjection of captives to physical torment, and the accompanying psychological terror, is immoral.” Philip D. Zelikow, executive director of … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)

In Norway The Boys On Wheels Are Back

DIZZY spots this:

Just been sent this and it took a while to think what to write about it. It’s from a Norwegian TV company, bear with it through the Norwegian … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Belgian Humour Located With Erik Hartman

BELGIAN humour with Erik hartman:

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Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

YouTube Champions Democracy In Chavez’s Venezuela

THE Internet revolution:
When YouTube CEO Chad Hurley told a Congressional committee that his company “advances democracy,” perhaps this was the sort of thing he had in mind.

An opposition Venezuelan television … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Paris Hilton On Jail TV

THE incarceration of Paris Hilton will not be televised:
LOS ANGELES (AP) – Sheriff Lee Baca said Friday that Paris Hilton will not be allowed to give television interviews while serving … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Spacey Tracey: Big Brother Drugs Test

BIG BROTHER producers are testing Tracey’s cigarette papers amid suggestions she soaked them in drugs before the show. Is she, like look-alike Worzell Gummidge, off her head? … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (11)

Scratching The Big Brother Ichea

CHARLEY Ichea was sacked from a lapdancing bar for being “too raucnghy”.

As a source tells the Sun: “She was sacked twice for dirty dancing. Charley stepped over the line.

“The first … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Zac Lichman Is Big Brother’s Age Of Love

ZAC Lichman is the last man on earth. Nicknamed Ziggy, Zac is the reality TV show watching the reality TV show.

Over in the United States, Australian tennis player Mark Philippoussis … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

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