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Madeleine McCann Suspect Robert Murat’s DNA Tests

ROBERT Murat is in hiding, says the Sun.

Of course, little has been seen of the No.1 and only suspect in the Madeleine McCann case since his name was linked with … (read more)

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Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (44)

London 2012 Olympic Logo Sucks: Says Wistful Piper Lisa Simpson

“OLYMPICS LOGO TRIGGERS EPILEPSY,” announces the Sun’s front page.

Olympic logos are like World Cup songs and official mascots, the marketing department’s way of leaving their soggy imprint on sporting events; … (read more)

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Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (11)

Big Brother: Chanelle Hayes Busts Out

CHANELLE Hayes, Logo Chanelle, says she plans to use any Big Brother winnings to make her breasts “huge”.

So says the Star, which tells readers that a more pneumatic Chanelle will … (read more)

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Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Big Brother And The Reaple: Kerry Katona’s Crafty Ziggy

BIG Brother serves a vital need in the glitter and paste world of British light entertainment. The show has replaced Central Casting as the national repository of ‘characters’.

These are … (read more)

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Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Gardener Brian Somers Scoops £551,000 On A Fruit Machine

FORGET all that rubbish about gambling addictions and log on to an online casino now! Well, you may well want to after reading this.

Brian Somers, 39, gambled just nine … (read more)

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Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)

Big Brother: Emily Parr Is Sam Mitchell

EMILY Parr is covered in foam and rubbing herself against Amanda Marchant. Emily is a performing arts student and such things are to be expected.

Of course, Emily invented the foam … (read more)

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Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)

Big Brother’s Tracey Barnard’s Acid Tampon

“TRACEY ‘TAKES DRUGS IN BIG BROTHER HOUSE.”

So announces the Star on its front page. And readers learn that Tony Adams look-alike Spacey Tracey Barnard has smuggled a stash of narcotics … (read more)

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Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)

Working Stiffs: One In Ten Men Downloading Porn At Work

WE all know that men are filthy and rather disgusting creatures. But now it seems that the male of the species is taking his obsession with sex into work … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (3)

Cotswolds Council Eats All The German Pies

POOR old Gerrit and Angela Pies.

Having forked out the substantial sum of £2million for their dream home in the Cotswolds, the German couple have now been told that their Hollywood-style … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)

The £3million One Bedroom London Flat

THE most expensive one bedroom flat ever to go on the market in London is set to fetch over £3million, according to the Daily Mail.

The bizarre price tag put on … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)

Credit Where Credit Is Due: The ATM Rip-Off

STOP right there! Step away from the ATM machine and put your credit card back in your wallet. That’s what consumer experts are now telling us to do, albeit … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)

Cash For Honours Probe Costs Pass £750,000

SLEAZE is now as much a part of British politics as Peter Snow’s swingometer or John Prescott’s urbane charm. (Pic: Beau Bo D’Or)

And as the latest investigation into the dark … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)

Big Brother: Davina McCall Speaks Out Against Jade Goody

AFTER the pap interviews, the syrupy excuses and the grandstanding, Big Brother presenter Davina McCall tells us what she thinks of Jade Goody, Jo O’Meara and Danielle Lloyd’s bigoted bullying … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)

Osama Bin Laden Is Alive: Says Untrustworthy Source

OSAMA Bin Laden is alive. Granted, he’s been quiet of late. Very quiet. But this is not because the al-Qaeda leader is dead. Nothing of it. As if:
DUBAI (Reuters) – … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Holy Spider Jump, Batman: The Atlas Powered Rope Ascender (Video)

REMEMBER how Batman used to climb up buildings? Well, now you can do it too:

The toaster-sized Atlas Powered Rope Ascender shoots climbers up a wall at a story per second.

… (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Princess Diana: The Witnesses In The Tunnel Plea

PRINCES William and Harry don’t want Channel 4 to broadcast Diana: The Witnesses In The Tunnel.
A senior aide to Princes William and Harry wrote to the company, saying the royals … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Big Brother: Logo Chanelle’s Posh Moment

HOW long before Victoria Beckham’s only fan, Logo Chanelle, tells us that she eats like a rhino but is full right now. She says: “I want cheese. I love cheese.” … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Big Brother’s Hair And Hounds: In Trap One…Charley

AS if Big Brother doesn’t set them up for a big enough fall. Here comes Ziggy to ask: “If you were a dog, what would you be?”

It’s hard not to … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Lindsay Lohan: Rehabitual Offender Dead by 21

“LINDSAY SUICIDE DRAMA!”

The Enquirer equips its front–page headline with a picture of Lohan eyes closed, head drawn back, her face rapt in what looks like a moment of blissful enlightenment.

But … (read more)

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Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (3)