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Jihad In Paksitan (Video)

Spotter LGF notes the Channel 4’s Dispatches show that examines the jihad in Pakistan.

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Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Fashion Survey: Which Is The Most Fashionable City And Celebrity

WANT to know where the fashion conscious are and aren’t? Want to know how to avoid them? According to an online survey:

TOP 10 LEAST FASHIONABLE CITIES

1. … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


David Cameron: Chutney Today, Chutney Tomorrow

DAVID Cameron is at an organic farm shop in Paignton, Devon.

In “CHUTNEYGATE”, Dave approaches the till. In his hand is a basket of goods.

The Mirror notes a jar of goose … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Jade Goody Spills In Bottle Attack

LIKE a spilled lamb korma on the mini-cab’s upholstery Jade Goody continues to leave her mark on the news.

Today Jade is on the cover of the Star. And, as ever, … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


If The Shoe Fits: Two Victoria Beckhams In LA

WITH Victoria Beckham looking at Los Angeles through gritted teeth, the search is on for her replacement.

And the good news is that we have the technology to replicate Vicky. And … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Lord Laidlaw Laying Low From David Cameron

WITH David Cameron now imploring us to be ‘nice to each other’, one of his party’s lords is continuing to act in a rather ungentlemanly fashion.

The Mirror tells us that … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Manchester City And A New King’s Ranson

WHILE the future of Arsenal football club remains up in the air, Manchester City are themselves the subject of a new bid from none other than former player Ray Ranson.

The … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comment


Lottery The Loser In Olympic 2012 Money Marathon

ALMOST two years have passed since London was awarded the 2012 Olympics.

How has-been athletes, the construction industry and London mayor Ken Livingstone all rejoiced over the, apparently, momentous decision.

However, with … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (2)


Scottish Elections: Gordon Brown And Alex Salmond’s Waste

ELECTIONS to the Scottish Parliament will take place on 3 May 2007. Catoonist Hack looks at the campaign so far.

Elections, held in 73 constituencies and eight Parliamentary regions, will … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (7)


Andrew Flintoff Drowns His Sorrows

“OWZPRAT!” says the Mirror as English cricket’s star player Andrew Flintoff perches on a bar stool.

England all-rounder Freddie is as versatile off the pitch as he is on it, taking … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comment


GMTV TV’s Scam And Opera’s ‘Premium Rat’

“PAYBACK,” announces the Mirror’s front page. “GMTV promise refunds to viewers ripped off in phone quiz scandal.”

But surely there is no scandal. Only yesterday Opera Interactive Technology was telling Mail … (read more)

Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Gemma Atkinson’s Footballer Ronaldo Wins PFA Awards

GEMMA Atkinson’s on/off lover Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo has won the Professional Footballer’s Association (PFA) player of the year award.

The tumbling winger – the Sun’s dirty “winker” from last year’s … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)


Def Jam’s Russell Simmons Says No More Ho And Nigger

RUSSELL Simmons, founder of hip-hop record label Def Jam, recommends eliminating the words “bitch,” “ho” and “nigger” from the recording industry. According to Simmons these are “extreme curse words”.

“We recommend … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


President Ahmadinejad’s Fashion Police

WHO knew that when President Ahmadinejad of Iran handed out those suits to British sailors and that headscarf to Faye Turney he was treating them as he treats his own?

The … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)


Norman Baker MPs’ Drink And The Freedom Of Information Act

HOW much drink do the MPs and their assorted lackeys and guests quaff at the House of Commons?

As Dizzy notes, thanks to Norman Baker MP for Lewes, East Sussex, we … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Liberals To Blame For Virginia Tech Massacre

IN the week following the massacre at Virginia Tech, as liberals pinned the blame for the shootings on gun control and inadequate mental care, right-wing talk show hosts have turned … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)


Virgina Tech And Cho Seung-Hui – Only In America For Mark Steyn, Andrew Sullivan And Glenn Reynolds

SHOULD Cho Seung-Hui’s killing spree be reported by Europeans? Is this America’s story and all others are not welcome to watch it?

Anorak has noticed North Americans getting twitchy over how … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Rabbis Protest At UN Against Ahmadinejad’s Iran

A BAGLE of rabbis (what is the term?) led by Avi Weiss protested at the United Nations against Iran and President Ahmadinejad’s calls for the destruction of Israel. They made … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Global Warming And Other Cold Myths

MIGHT it be that global warming is all a bit unproven, a bit of a political heat and light that makes the speaker look good and caring. Is it a … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


A UN Parliament For “Democratic Deficit”

SHOULD the voice of the “people in global affairs” be heard? Is it time for One World Government?

DIZZY writes of “a truly remarkable development in the world of global politics … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Ahmadinejad Hostage Arthur Batchelor In Gun Drama

NO little shock as Able Seaman Arthur Batchelor, friend to Faye Turney’s mother figure, is pictured not wearing in his Man At Ahmadinejad suit.

It was believed that having been captured … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


GMTV Phone-In Quiz Scam

THIS question to viewers of GMTV.

Did you enter the phone-in competition because:

A) You have been warned off calling the emergency services and “nice-sounding” Gary at the pizza delivery firm and … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (5)


Shilpa Shetty Does Big Brother Again

SHILPA Shetty is going back inside the Big Brother house.

Or to put it another way: “SHILPA SHETTY – Bollywood Babe is to star in Oz Big Bruv” (Star).

Can it be … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Queen Elizabeth’s Arsenal

“GOD Save our gracious team, long live our noble team, God save our team…”

A song to warm the cockles as Arsenal fans wake up to the news that no less … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comment


Danielle Lloyd Carries The Cross Of St George And St Bastille

WHAT better way to wave the flag for St George than to put his mark on the front of Danielle Lloyd’s knickers?

A cross makes the spot for Dani. And what … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment