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Corporate Hostility: Premier League Business

ALL you need to to win the Premier League – or at last compete – is to get your club a billionaire owner. Manchester United and Chelsea are rich, and … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Never Give An Inch: Victory In EU As Metric Martyrs Win

“AT LAST, AN OUNCE OF SENSE,” announces the Mail’s front page.

But before we go, we spare a thought for Steve Thoburn, the Sunderland fruit and veg man whose campaigning against … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (3)


She Won’t Be Back: Help Schwazenegger Send Paris Hilton Down For Life

PARIS Hilton wants Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to help her escape a jail term.
She has placed a petition on her MySpace website. Others have issued other petitions. Some of them … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


The Gravy Train: Government Hospitality By Department (Top Ten)

WHERE do your tax pounds go? Dizzy takes a look at how much Government departments spend on wining and dining.
Should anyone ever have wondered how much Government departments spend on … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Show’s Over: Madeleine McCann And Entertainment

MADELEINE McCann is missing and there are ramifications back home in Blighty.

No Portuguese restaurants have been firebombed by caring parents. Prominent Portuguese in Briton have not been targeted by lynch … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (26)


Britney Spears Does Marilyn Monroe

BRITNEY Spears, now known a “Troubled Britney Spears” in the British media, is ready to make a comeback.

As the Star reports, Britney is to sign a duet with…Marilyn Monroe.

Britney’s moribund … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Having An E-fit Over Madeleine McCann

MADELEINE McCann in missing in Portugal.

Madeline McCann’s mother is appealing for help.

“Her face is frozen with grief and fear. She smells her Madeleine’s favourite cuddly toy. And never out of … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (123)


Shy And Retiring: Tony Blair Goes To Sedgefield

“TONY Blair will finally bring the curtain down on his decade in power tomorrow – by announcing his retirement in his constituency of Sedgefield.” (Pic: Beau Bo D’Or.) So says … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Big Sisters: Shilpa Shetty And Danielle Lloyd Collide

BIG Brother winner Shilpa Shetty is united with Big Brother bully Danielle Lloyd.

In “Big SISTER”, the Star sees “Dani & Shilpa reunite on the red carpet”.

The carpet is not red … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Alan Ball Hit With Tax Bill

WITH the Ball family still grieving the death of their ’66 World Cup hero Alan, the Mirror now reveals that the tax-man has decided to kick them when they are … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Green Tax On Buy-To-Let

APPROXIMATELY 850,000 people in the UK are lucky enough to own a buy-to-let property, but now these canny mini-property-magnates are to be hit with a £200 green tax.

The Government is … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)


Gordon Brown’s In The Red On Tax Credits

HE may be about to finally get his wish and move into No. 10, but Gordon Brown is again facing widespread criticism, this time over his tax credits scheme.

According to … (read more)

Posted: 9th, May 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)


Refuse To Move: Gordon Brown And Has Bin Tony Blair

TONY Blair, Gordon Brown and the great rubbish campaign in one story. Brilliant. Should cut down on the waste newspaper… See it here. … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Pig Flu In China

REMEMBER whan Bird Flu was coming to do for us all? Well, it still is. But first it’s going to get the pigs!

This from International Herald Tribune:
Hong Kong media were … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


A Fishy Tail: Kelly Brook And Billy Zane’s Children

SAYS Kelly Brook in Hello!: “We each feel so lucky we’ve found the one person with whom we want children. And I’ll tell them: ‘Your dad and I made this … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Nicholas Sarkozy Is George Bush With 246 Kinds Of Cheese

NEVER mind that George W Bush is the most incompetent president America has elected for some time, New York newspapers are having a field day lauding Sarko as a French … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


W*nkers!:Pete Bennett Signs With Guy Chambers

THEY said it would never last and they were right. Pete Bennett, aka Pete “Wankers” Bennett, has split from his band.

As reported over the news wires, Bennett is no longer … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment


He’s His Own Mégane: Nicolas Sarkozy’s Riotous French Carbecues

DEMOCRACY rules in France where the people vote for Nicolas Sarkozy and the losers don’t so much take to the battle bus as set it alight.
Hundreds of people were … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Taxi For Doherty: F*ckwit Offers Cabbie Kate Moss’s Stuff

YOU join us on Camden Road, a bleak stretch of North London tarmac. Pete Doherty, lover to Kate Moss, is in the company of a stricken MG BGT car.

He calls … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


God Exists Or I’m A Banana

YouTube can come up with a hit among the dross. And we are drawn towards this video of man and his godly banana.

And – yes – it is probably real…

Spotter … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Big Brother Danielle Lloyd Is A Bloody Mess

BIG BROTHER bully emeritus and “Wag wannabe” Danielle Lloyd is bleeding.

In “DANI PAINTS THE TOWN BLOOD RED,” the Star spots Dani blowing £5,000 on a night out to celebrate “dumping” … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Phil Mitchell Is Our Greatest Living Briton

“VOTE for the Greatest living Briton,” calls the Sun.
Is it Julie Andrews, David Beckham, Billy Connolly, Stephen Hawking, Trevor McDonald, Kate Moss, the Queen or Margaret Thatcher (she’s alive!)?

It is … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


The Virginia Queen: Bringing You Slavery, Genocide And Tobacco

Her Majesty the Queen in on a tour of the old colonies in the United States. She’s in Jamestown, Virginia, the site of England’s first permanent colony in North America.

There … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


The Real Reason Paul Wolfowitz Is Wanted Out Of World Bank

The story so far: Paul Wolfowitz, President of the World Bank, and US deputy defence secretary during the invasion of Iraq, arranged for his girlfriend to move from the World … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Sienna Miller And Keira Knightley Are Barnacle-Breasted Fishwives

IT can’t be long before we are reading about Sienna Miller’s flirtatious relationship with Keira Knightley.

How if Keira were to go the gay way then Sienna would be the girl … (read more)

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)