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Big Brother: Travels With My Jam Jar

WHILE Lesley Brain make ready to present Travels With My Jam Jar: Inside The Women’s Institute (you heard it here first), she leaves with a question: was her departure triggered … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Big Brother Betting Odds On Gerry: Free Bet

GERRY takes top spot on Betfair

“Hedonistic hypocrite”, “control freak”, “goes to fetish clubs”, yet the open minded punters at Betfair have made Gerry their new sweetheart.

Gerry is currently the favourite, … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Big Brother: Lesley Brain Walks From Seany And Charley

LESLEY Brain has left the Big Brother house. Why? Why not? Maybe she grew tired of taking the piss out of mentally negligible housemates. Who says older women lack stamina … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Madeleine McCann: In Argentina And Balloons

REMEBER that phone call that was of no importance, the one from a caller saying he knows where Madeleine McCann is? Well, now the Times tells us:
The mystery call that … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (7)

Taking Liberties: This Is Not Tony Blair’s Police State

IN The Guardain, Martin Kettle is looking at Taking Liberties, a film about loss of rights and liberties in Tony Blair’s Britian. He says the but the basic premise simply … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Chris Rock On Emily Parr’s Big Brother ‘Nigger’ Row

IS it ever right to say “Nigger”?

Some British newspapers won’t even print the word. Emily Parr thought it was ok. Charley Uchea didn’t seem to bothered by it; and may … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Listen Up Paris Hilton: What Happens In Jail If You Are Really Ill

PARIS Hilton in in jail once again. So princess-like is Paris that after hours in chokey she felt the pang of a pea under her matress and developed a rash.

But … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)

Big Brother’s Charley Uchea Calls Chanelle Hayes ‘White Trash’ And ‘Chalky’ Emily Parr In Auschwitz

THERE are demands in the Star for Big Brother Charley Uchea’s head.

The Walthamstow dog track has lost it bunny and needs a replacement for tonight’s Delouse Derby.

No, not really. That … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)

Big Brother’s Gerry Stergiopoulos Toots His Horn

BIG Brother’s newest housemate, Gerry Stergiopoulos, is promising to push back the envelope of TV firsts and have live TV sex with both a man and a woman.

In the Star’s … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)

Super-Rich Ignore Green Concerns To Fly Private

DESPITE increasing awareness about global warning and carbon footprints, the uber-rich are eschewing time-consuming security checks, lengthy queues and the great unwashed and choosing to travel by private jet instead.

The … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (3)

Loyalty Kills – Supermarkets Using Cards To Destroy Local Shops

IT may look rather harmless, but to the small local retailer the supermarket loyalty card could be as dangerous as an army of shoplifters.

According to the Telegraph, supermarkets have been … (read more)

Posted: 9th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment

Big Brother Seány O’Kane

Name: Seány
Age: 25
Home: Manchester
Job: Charity Worker
Starsign: Sagittarius

Big Brother career: Double act with Gerry – think Hale and Pace with less humour.

Treating Lesley like an inmate in an OAP carehome.  Happy … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (50)

Tesco Take Root In Gardening Sector

TESCO’S quest to takeover Britain continues with news that the supermarket giant is set to buy Dobbies Garden Centres.

The £156million bid has not surprisingly increased fears about the company’s growing … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)

Duncan Cameron Picks Up £200million At Moneysupermarket

THE word ‘recluse’ inevitably conjures up images of bizarre and eccentric characters who live in fear of the world, tucked away hermit-like in some huge country estate behind barbed-wire fences … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment

Paris Hilton Checks Back Into Jail: ‘It’s Not Right!’

PARIS HILTON is better viewing than Big Brother – for tonight at least. As reported:
A judge today ordered a tearful Paris Hilton back to jail, reversing a decision by … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Big Brother’s Gerry Stergiopoulos

Name: Gerry
Age: 31
Home: South London
Job: Gallery Researcher
Starsign: Aquarius

Gerry is an antiquity-loving, gallery researcher who describes himself as a hedonistic hypocrite and a total control freak. Once a month he … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (91)

Big Brother: Logo Chanelle Hayes Sweats With Tracey Barnard

“THERE’S no wordage, it’s just tunage,” says Big Brother’s Tracey Barnard. Chanelle is all ears.

Being the fan of Victoria Beckham, Chanelle thinks music needs words. She probably bought Out Of … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Spice Girls Reunion: Victoria Beckham Dreams On

“IT’S been so many years since I’ve done any singing it freaked me out.”

So says Victoria Beckham, her words echoing the thoughts of a nation as she re-enters the recording … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)

Sweet 16: Childless Couple Claim £125,000 In Imginary Children Scam

THERE’S only one thing that makes the Mail fume more than a couple of ‘scroungers’ who have 16 children and claim massive benefits. And that’s a couple of ‘scroungers’ who … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment

Big Brother: Tracey Barnard Is Missing Presumed Beige

I HAVE now been watching Big Brother live for over two hours, In that time not once – NOT ONCE – has the camera picked up Tony Adams look-alike Tracey.

Earlier … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Working From Home The Anorak Way

IS Michael S. Malone talking about me and you, and all the other writers watching daytime telly?
Can you handle that and still do the work? There’s a video of me, … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

George Michael Gets Community Service

SAYS George : “I was ashamed I had done something really wrong in putting other people at risk,” he tells the court.

“I’m glad to put this behind me,” he adds. … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Big Brother: Ringing In The Changes On Acting Emily Parr

WAS Emma Parr a ringer, a plant to stir the pot and create controversy? And if she was a plant, what kind of plant was she? And this is a … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Big Brother Betting Odds: Shabnam And Charley To Go First

WILL everyone please get rid of the Twins, Pinky & Perky (both of them). They are so much less than the sum of their parts.

Like the result of some complex … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al Megrah, Alex Salmon And Tony Blair’s Stink

FROM the Anorak Forums (Where truth outs) – by AGW:

THE name Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi ring any bells?

He is the convicted former Libyan intelligence agent now residing at HM … (read more)

Posted: 8th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

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