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Big Brother Charley Uchea’s Quotes So Far

CHARLEY like to talk. Quotes so far, as reported in the Star:

If I wasn’t here, what conversation would they have? Ooh Spice Girls, ooh, Spice Girls. Whatever
I don’t need to … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Lesley Brain Leads The Lapdancers On Big Brother’s Crystal Maze

MYSTERY thy name is Big Brother walker Lesley Brain.

In “BIG BRUV BABES ARE CHEAP STRIPPERS,” Lesley tells the world what she thinks of her ex-housemates.

In the first of Lesley’s talks … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Sexism And The City For The Apprentice

WHILE The Apprentice contestant Katie Hopkins may have done herself no favours, Sir Alan Sugar’s scrutiny of her family and childcare situation belied a sinister sexism which still thrives in … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)

Mobility Scooters And Golf Carts Taxed By EU

AH, those Europeans, with their foreign ways and meddling little foreign hands. Now they have meddled with that practical if not fashionable form of transport, the mobility scooter.

The scooter, which … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)

More Mortgage Misery As Houses Become A Luxury

THINGS don’t seem to be getting any easier for homeowners and for those trying to get a foot on that increasingly elusive first rung of the property ladder.

According to the … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment

The Great British Car Sale Continues With Jaguar And Rolls-Royce

WITH MG and Rover sold to the Chinese, Bentley pawned off to Germany’s Volkswagen and Rolls-Royce and Mini snapped up by BMW, it now looks as though Jaguar and … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment

The Golden Knut

FORGET Golden Balls. This is the Goldern Knut:
BERLIN (AP) – “Cute Knut,” Germany’s celebrity polar bear cub, is turning into a moneymaker for the Berlin Zoo, which expects to bring … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

George Bush’s ‘Watch Stolen Off Wrist’ In Albania

WHAT’S the time, George Bush..?
If you want to know the time, don’t ask George Bush – because the President’s watch is missing.

It seemed to disappear while Mr Bush was glad-handing … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Carole, Shabnam And Tracey Face Eviction And Free Betting Odds

GERRY, Seány and Samanda have cast their votes. The three housemates facing eviction are Carol, Shabnam and Tracey. Only one will go. The other two will remain in the hsoue … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Prince William And Harry’s Quest For Princess Diana On US TV

“DIANA,” says the cover of Hello! “The princes shown to defending their mother’s memory.”

Or “the memory of their mother”. Diana’s memory is just fine. As readers know, Princess Diana never … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (5)

Big Brother’s Seány Time

BIG BRother’s resident mystic sees all. After the show Seány will be… Timmy Mallet’s stylist and the presenter of Radio’s “Happy-Slap Hour”. For it is so… … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Sopranos Fans Whack Show’s Creator In The End

SOPRANOS creator David Chase guessed fans would be out to whack him after the final episode of the series screened Sunday. That’s why he skipped the country and headed for … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (16)

Paris Hilton’s Simple Life In Her Private Jail

PARIS Hilton is inside. Jail might be the new rehab, albeit with more drugs and less strict security, but Paris is looking to get out:
Page Six has learned that the … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

Police Hand Jaywalking Tickets To Evicted People

A STORY to warm the heart:
Calgary police handed jaywalking tickets to homeless people evacuated from a shelter Thursday morning, upsetting residents and the centre’s executive director.

People inside the Drop-In Centre … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Genarlow Wilson’s Hard Time: Oral Sex Update

READ about Generalow Wilson’s hard time here. And know that he is now free:
ATLANTA – A Georgia judge ordered the release Monday of a man sentenced to 10 years in … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

Big Brother Charley’s ‘Rogue Beauty’

GERRY says Charley has a “rogue beauty”.

Rogue, as defiend by the msn encarta dictioanry: 4. botany biologically inferior variant: a plant that is a biologically inferior variant of its … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Severe Pollution In China’s Cities

GOOD job China exports so much – you wouldn’t want to go there:
BEIJING (Reuters) – Nearly two-thirds of Chinese cities suffered from air pollution last year and had no … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Alex Hurricane Higgins Throws Punch At Snooker Referee

IN a world filled with cares and woe it is nice to learn Alex Hurricane Higgins is still alive and kicking, writes AGW in the Anorak Forums.

It way it is … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Producing The Big Brother Turd

CHANNEL 4’s output is more excreta than creation. And Big Brother is just so utterly dreadful. At least that’s what Tory MP Micheal Gove says:
It has become practically a full-time … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Full-Scale War In Middle East

THE Middle East again and talk of war. Will the region experience an Age of Enlightenment?
UN envoy Terje Roed-Larsen has warned that the Middle East could see full-scale war.

He said … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Big Brother Tracey’s Drunken Duncan

THE Star profiles Tracey’s last boyfriend. Known locally as “Drunken Duncan”, Duncan Raithby lived with Tracey in her rave snug. “She is into men, but she’s just having a break,” … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Big Brother Stargazing: Charley Uchea’s Future

PUBLICIST Mark Borkowski is estimating how much money Big Brother housemates can earn when it’s all over.

Borkowski offers his opinion on each housemate, via the Star.

He says Chanelle can be … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Getting Morocco And Children To Empathise With Madeleine McCann

YESTERDAY, the ferry from Spain to Morocco was full of tabloid journalists on the Madeleine McCann trail.

The Mirror and Sun were amazed at how easy it was to travel by … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (37)

Seány And Gerry’s Big Brother Gay ‘Romp’

BIG Brother’s Seány is a brilliant laugh. So long as he’s the one telling the joke.

He’s the good laugh pulling a chair away and as the victim lands hard on … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)

Lewis Hamilton Speeds Towards £50million-A-Year, Police Alerted

AT last, a new golden boy of British sport who actually wins things.

Formula One rookie Lewis Hamilton has made an almighty splash in the motor racing world this season and … (read more)

Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (99)

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