Celebrities Category
Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Katie Price At Danielle Lloyd’s Engagement Party: In Pictures
WITH Katie Price to the engagement party of Big Brother tag-team repellent Danielle Lloyd and sometime Spurs footballer Jamie O’Hara at the Mayfair hotel in central London. Katie Price tuned up with and her stylist Phil Turner. Being Katie stylist is a bit like being Ricky Hatton’s dietician or Osama bin Laden’s joke writer. It’s a job you’d leave off your CV. You cay you can tell a lot about a celeb by the showbiz pals they keep, so here are Liz Fuller, X Factor runner-up Olly Murs, Una Healy and Mollie King of The Saturdays, Cardiff City footballer Jay Bothroyd and eyebrow wrangler Lizzie Cundy’s tribute to Bod stuffed down her top:
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Posted: 17th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Guy Ritchie To Open Punch Bowl Cockney Theme Pub In New York And LA
COR luvvus, Guy Richie, formerly known as Mr Madonna, is only gonna open a rub-a-dub in the Big Apple and in LA – two versions of his toff pub The Punch Bowl in Londond’s Mayfair:
According to reports, Ritchie is also looking into launching his own beer brand and has registered possible names including, “Bitta Ritchie” and “Punch Bowl Ales.”
“It’s in the early stages of development, he’s looking at premises now,” a source tells PEOPLE who adds: “Guy is really excited and he’s definitely planning some fun ideas with the drinks.”
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Posted: 17th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Russell Brand And Katy Perry Give Side Eyes And Ashley Olsen Does Twilight Victim Horror At 3rd Annual Art Of Elysium ‘Heaven’ Gala: In Pictures
KATY Perry and Russell Brand were the love birds at the 3rd Annual Art Of Elysium ‘Heaven’ Gala in Los Angeles, California. The gala aims to raise funds to put some colour in Ashley Olsen’s face, who arrived dressed as a Twilight extra one with the blood removed) trapped in Miss Haversham’s ruff. Other arriving for free dinks, included: Jessica Alba, Rashida Jones, Juliette Lewis, Elijah Wood, Kat Von D, Glenn Howerton, Rachel Bilson, Jamie Ray Newman, Mia Maestro, Sunny Mabrey, Ethan Embry, Jessica Szohr, Kate Bosworth, David Spade, Channing Tatum, Lolo Jones, Alicia Witt, Camilla Belle, Odette Yustman, Vanessa Shaw, Joy Bryant, Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Laila Ali, Jenna Dewan, Brittany Snow, Bryce Dallas Howard, Dita Von Teese and a fit looking Nicole Richie:
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Posted: 17th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
American Royalty Paris Hilton Opens Vanity At The Hard Rock Cafe, Las Vegas, In Pictures
AMERICAN Royalty Paris Hilton launches Vanity Nightclub at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Let’s hear it for the burgers and chips. Paris Hilton will one day launch her own set of stamps, conduct an interview with Martin Bashir, suck a Texan’s toes and be caught in a conversation with a Prince about his ambitions to be a human tampon. This is how it is for American Royalty, always one-step ahead and at the time one step behind the British chinless wonders. Here’s Paris giving it the wonky eye:
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Posted: 17th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The Saturdays Perform At GAY: In Pictures
DID you catch The Saturdays in concert at GAY London? Rochelle Wiseman, Una Healy, Mollie King, Vanessa White and Frankie Sandford (NSFW) were all there, performing their clothed striptease to music. The Star says it was Frankie’s 21st birthday: “Imagine the scene, a hot tub, five gorgeous girls and a lingerie-fuelled pillow fight.” Why image, just wait for the next video.
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Posted: 17th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Billie Piper Performs Katia Ivanova’s Big Brother Sex Scene: Pictures
BILLIE Piper has been doing the rounds talking up her role as whore-with-a-pen-of-gold Belle De Jour, aka nice Jewish girl Brooke Magnanti (all pro diary slappers are nice Jewish girls – where were they when I was growing up? Pictures.) For her role in Secret Diary of Call Girl, Piper s tells the Observer’s Barbara Ellen:
“I’m not shy of a sex scene,” says Piper, “but these scenes aren’t just pretend penetration in your pants, they’re really exposing. There was one where I had to do it doggy style and make animal noises.
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Posted: 17th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Amy Winehouse: Blake’s ‘Secret’ Lover Sarah Aspin Tells Of Cluedo Sex And Marriage
AMY Winehouse’s gone-off former husband Blake Fielder–Civil has a “secret” fiancée. It’s Sarah Aspin. And sex in the style of a game of Cluedo.
Pretty much everything about Blake is secret. How big are his feet? Does he dress to the left? Brown or Miliband?
But we do learn that Blake has been dating “pretty brunette” Sarah Aspin, who met Blaaaaaake at a drugs rehab centre.
He even PROPOSED to her and talked about having CHILDREN with her… while setting up a second wedding to Amy, 26, in St Lucia next month.
And we know this because Sarah tells us:
“We didn’t even make it to the bedroom and made love in the living room as soon as we got in.”
Left or right, Sarah? We need to know.
“I lay in his arms afterwards that night and we discussed wedding plans. We decided we’d get married on a tropical beach and honeymoon in Mexico.”
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Posted: 17th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
So You Think You Can Dance: In Pictures
SO You Think You Can Dance is the BBC push to fill the long minutes between episodes of Strictly Come Dancing with something someone might want to watch. It also finds work for Cat Deeley, who “presents the search for Britain’s favourite dancer.” Arlene Phillips is on the judging panel, a consolation prize for being forcibly retired from SCD. She’s flanked by Nigel Lythgoe (the Popstars judge who pre-dated acerbic Simon Cowell), budget holiday rep Louise Redknapp and Sisco Gomez, which might be a made-up name. Last night’s show featured lots of male dancers avoiding a kick in the face and Hayley Newton and Drew McOnie showing girls that you can get your drunk boyfriend home, or at least out of the gutter:
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Posted: 17th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Material Boy: Madonna’s Secret Son Caught On Video
MATERIAL Boy is set to his the movie theatres soon. And the trailer is a class act: Material Boy is Madonna’s son, allegedly. Here’s the voiceover:
“On December 24, 1973, a young, 15-year-old girl named Madonna gave birth to a boy in a hospital in Michigan. Now, 36 years later, the best ever kept secret in the history of pop music will be revealed.”
Well, it’s the second best secret. The fist best secret is… Nah, we’ll save it. Why a woman who has strapped herself to a cross, adopted and shown us everything aisde from her internal organs should keep a child a secret seems odd. Best to reserve judgement:
Posted: 16th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Sandra Bullock And Meryl Streep: The Kiss In Pictures
YES, Sandra Bullock kissed Meryl Streep on the mouth at the 15th Critics’ Choice awards. And yes, you can see the pictures. You want lesbians? The mainstream media can’t handle lesbians. So you get thi (they tied for the best actress award):
In Pictures: The 15th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards
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Posted: 16th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: The 15th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards
IT was the 15th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards held at the Hollywood Palladium. We were there to see the liggers dream of working off another free lunch with short walk to the winners’ rostrum. Ed Helm and Heather Graham looked good together. Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep had a fight. And we spotted: Kristin Chenoweth, Ken Jeong, Adam Lambert, Ed Helms, Abbie Cornish, Jason Bateman, Todd Phillips, Sarah Silverman, Tracy Morgan, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Anna Kendrick, Morgan Freedman, Jason Reitman, Mo’Nique, Claire Danes, Death Cab for Cutie, Saoirse Ronan, Peter Docter, Quentin Tarantino, Emily Blunt, Jeff Bridges, Kodi Smit-McFee, Carey Mulligan, Marion Cotillard, Tracy Morgan, Stanley Tucci, Gabourey Sidibe, Eli Roth, Bailee Madison (we said we’d mention them all):
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Posted: 16th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Celebrity Big Brother In Pictures: Katia Ivanova And Heidi Fleiss Leave Together
CELEBRITY Big Brother in pictures: Heidi Fleiss and alleged sex tape shagger Katia Ivanova are out of the house. The Hollywood Madame and the Rolling Stone shag leave at the same time. But they do not leave together. Katia Ivanova is no prostitute. And Heidi not longer runs a brothel. What next for them? Well, for Fleiss, a film with Julie Walters, perhaps. And for Ivanova, the talk is of a mega-bucks deal to model knickers – in the best possible taste…
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Posted: 16th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Tila Tequila Is Keeping Her Brother’s Baby On EMT Media
AMERICAN Royalty Casey Johnson dies and the world hears of Tila Tequila. A life ends. A career is born. Tila is the one-woman content factory, giving quotes, pictures and sensation. All tabloids need do is cut and paste.
And there is life, too. Tila Tequila, who refers to Casey as her “wifey”, is pregnant with her brother’s child. No, no. It’s a surrogate birth for Tila’s brother and partner.
As she tweeted:
“That is my xmas present to them.”
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Posted: 16th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: Katie Price Does The Blonde Live Show
KATIE Price is not on Celebrity Big Brother. Her current shag Alex Reid is, so too Dane Bowers, a man who turned Our Katie into a foot muff. Where Katie Price is as at the Legally Blonde Heart FM Gala at the Savoy Theatre in London. That’s her with Phil Turner, who can be seen holding up the programme like a proud mum showing off a full nappy, instead of rolling it up and shoving it in Katie’s cleavage. It’s not easy being a celebrity ligger working for your free night out. One other thing, taking picture of Katie is not easy, given the amount of light that reflects from her face. Still, at least she brings a nuclear winter glow to London. Brrrr:
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
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Posted: 15th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Taylor Momsen Is Thinking Of Haiti And Her Record: Pictures
DANNY Glover knows Haiti is Gaia and not the work of Pat Robertson’s God. But what does Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen think of the disaster, she of the panda eyes? OK! manages to track down the starlet and ask her the question everyone has been aching to have answered?
OK! asked if “she’s planning to follow the lead of stars like Wyclef Jean, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who are making high-profile donations and pleas for help”.
Says Taylor:
“Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.”
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Jersey Shore’s Snooki Goes Looting With Kari Feinstein: In Pictures
SNOOKI is the star of MTV’s Jersey Shore, aka Jersey Whores, in which everyone gets a nickname that makes them sounds like an extra in a Fray Bentos commercial – Angelina “Jolie” Pivarnick, Jenni “JWoww” Farley and the ludicrous Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is a “guidette” (an Essex girl with a deeper base tan) who for purposes of entertainment flashes her crotch and was once punched in her face by a gym teacher during a bar confrontation. Anorak spotted her leaving a Kari Feinstein Gift Lounge in West Hollywood.
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Feinstein is a PR and her gift loungers are bun fights wherein celebs get to grab free stuff in exchange for telling everyone that they wouldn’t pay for it. No, no. The celeb grabs the free stuff in exchange for telling everyone that they would have paid for it had they had to ahve paid for it. Which they didn’t. But you do. In your face, loser. Pictures.
Posted: 15th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Royal Heir Force: Prince William Gets His Wings, In Pictures
TAKE her up, Wills. How close we were to see the Prince of Wales present Prince William with his wings at a graduation ceremony at RAF Shawbury in Shropshire. That’s where Prince William completed an advanced helicopter training course. Now Wills can swoop down as pick up his lover Kate Middle-class’s washing on his rotor blades. One thing to decide: what’s William’s nickname in the air? Pair of wing-nuts for the winning entry:
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Posted: 15th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Teddy Pendergras: Transsexual Tenika Watson And Prejudice
TEDDY Pendergras has died. But what of Tenika Watson, a transsexual drag performer born John Watson. Anorak’s Man in LA writes:
SAD news about Teddy Pendergrass, yet interesting to see which mainstream media outlets tell the full story of the Rolls Royce crash that caused his paralysis. The initial Associated Press report did not mention that his passenger was Tenika Watson, a transsexual drag performer born John Watson.
The Los Angeles Times is giving itself a day to debate the issue as politcally-correct newsrooms are wont to do, by running a brief obit which does not mention the specifics of the crash that ended Pendergrass’ career as sex symbol and turned him into a figure of pity. The New York Times, for now, is relying on that AP report.
The circumstances of the accident, however, are unavoidably part of Pendergrass’ legacy, especially in portions of the African American community, where any hint of homosexuality is found to be unacceptable, and many “straight” men and celebrities are forced to lead secret lives “on the down low.”
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Posted: 15th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: Daisy Lowe For Swarovski, Tatski
WE were there to see model and Sado (Sons and daughters of…) Daisy Lowe wearing items from her new jewellery collaboration, the Daisy Lowe for Swarovski Crystallized collection, at the Swarovski store in central London. Swarovski can best described by Old Mr Anorak’s fourth wife, the Dowager Svetlana as “tatski”. But it’s just not just any old tatski, it’s pretty expensive tatski, now endorsed by people who can afford much better but have yet to be let loose on precious stones:
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Posted: 15th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
NDubz Singer Dappy Vows To Kill Chris Moyles Fan: BBC Rejoices
ON the Chris Moyles BBC Radio 1 belch, N-Dubz’s frontman – Pob meets the Diddy Man – Dappy, aka Costas Dinos Contostavlos. Listener Chloe Moody sends in a text saying that Dappy is a “vile little boy with a hat“.
We live in an age of intimacy between star and public. Very soon Moody gets a text from Dappy:
“Your gonna die, U sent a very bad msg towards N Dubz on The Chris Moyels show yesterday Morning and for that reason u will never be left alone!! If u say sorry I will leave u alone u ****.”
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Posted: 15th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8)
Susan Boyle In Airport Rampage
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle serenades a mop at an airport. And the media can’t wait for her to crack up.
Susan Boyle has yet to pass through an X-Ray specs-style scanner and give one lucky border nark a look at her weapons of mass destruction. But at Heathrow Airport, the Sun says “retarded“, “cat-voiced” La Boyle is behaving oddly:
SUSAN Boyle stunned passengers in a VIP lounge at Heathrow as she flew off the handle – dancing around and crooning into a MOP.
Might this just be a bit of fun, an impromptu show revealing Boyle’s sense of humour? Well, no. The tabloids have been waiting for Boyle to meltdown ever since she rose to fame. Not too long ago she was sucking her thumb for a laugh, but the tabloids cut the picture and showed us a woman in crisis.
So the mop is a sign of “meltdown”. It is a fact because the Sun says so:
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Posted: 15th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8)
Celebrity Big Brother: Katia Ivanova’s Sex Tape
CELEBRITY Big Brother: Katia Ivanova’s sex tape is out there. The Star says Katia “leapt into bed with randy DJ” and fish fancier Basshunter “for the TV cameras”.
So we can look forward to a Ronnie Wood-eye view of a former cocktail waitress and alleged orgy makeweight shagging one of the top dozen leading Scandinavian electro-pop DJs.
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The Star says Katia “bedded” the “Swedish star” to win more votes. It calls the move “desperate”. So desperate is it that the Star pushes the news on its not-in-the-least-bit-desperate front page.
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Posted: 15th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Kelly Brook Gives Birth To A Pug-Ugly Child: Pictures
IN readiness for the Strictly Come Dancing tour, professional body model Kelly Brook sheds a few words on OK!. And Kelly has given birth – to a pug:
Naked Kelly Brook Is Ordered To Get Bigger Buns
OK!: You’ve been voted as having one of the best celebrity bodies…
Kelly takes this as a question:
“I know, that’s amazing, isn’t it? I think Kate Winslet beat me to the title. It’s so nice and flattering, and that it was voted for by women. It’s good to know that you don’t actually have to be really skinny and think about your weight, for women to vote for you. It’s inspiring because I really don’t watch my weight. I eat what I want and I live a very active lifestyle. I’ll never be a skinny model and I don’t want to be. I’m not neurotic about how I look. I’m not vain enough to have plastic surgery, or have my teeth done, or hair extensions or a boob job. What I am is how I came out.”
OK!: You work so hard on tour – do you have to eat more to keep your curves?
Yeah. I mean, at the moment I do eat literally tons. Danny says to me: ‘Kelly you don’t have to eat like a rugby player!’ Yesterday I had a bug rib eye steak for breakfast. I was cooking one for him and I thought, well I might as well have one as well.”
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How Fame Works: With Victoria Beckham’s Natural Fake Breasts
HOW fame works: with Victoria Beckham:
She’s already rumoured to have had three boob jobs, but Victoria Beckham is now planning a fourth operation because she fears her chest looks ‘fake’”
Victoria is currently in the US teaching the locals about irony.
Posted: 14th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Celebrity Big Brother: Katie Price ‘Needs’ A Peter Andre
CELEBRITY Big Brother: Having heard that Alex Reid is not in it for fame (source: Alex Reid), Closer magazine says “pals” of Katie Price are urging her to “dump the fame-seeking cage-fighter”.
Reid is described as “freeloading”, “perma-tanned” and a “laughing-stock”.
A source tells us:
“Katie’s mum and brother, Danny, don’t trust Alex and don’t think he has Katie’s best interests at heart.”
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Posted: 14th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
